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MJ • upvoted 10 items 2 hours ago

30 Of The Best Poor People Life Hacks, As Shared On This Online Thread

18 Times People Called In Sick At Work But Were Spotted In Public By Their Coworkers

I personally would not go to a bar with friends on a day I called in sick, feeling better or not.

30 Of The Best Poor People Life Hacks, As Shared On This Online Thread

I freaking love Aldi. I think that even if I were to become extremely wealthy, I would still shop there.

Someone Asks "What Makes You Not Want To Have Kids?" And 30 People Deliver Sincere Answers

How did they ruin it?

50 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe Yet Are Completely True, As Shared On This Encyclopedic Instagram Account

The Jack Daniels distillery is in a "dry county" where the sale of alcohol is illegal.

30 Times People Snapped A Pic And Realized It’s “Accidental Renaissance” (New Pics)

Anyone going to address the giant Yoda in the room?

18 Times People Called In Sick At Work But Were Spotted In Public By Their Coworkers

Running kids to appointments and errands is a valid use of PTO. You sound like you really hate kids:/

40 “Not My Job” Moments Where People Did The Absolute Bare Minimum (New Pics)

I would dev do this

Folks Online Roast 'The New York Times' For An Article Introducing Electric Kettles Like They’re Some Revolutionary New Product

Why do people think electricity in America can't operate a kettle? Mine works fine. You can get set up for higher voltage for electric driers or kilns, but most things simply don't require that. A kettle is one of those things. I feel like I need to make a TikTok video showing an electric kettle functioning in America.

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MJ • upvoted 30 items 1 day ago

51 Pics Of Polish People Roleplaying As Americans Celebrating The 4th Of July

This is not entertainment. I think so many Americans are saddened by the state of things in our country right now, and I don't know any Americans who would think it was ok to do a version of this for another country's people. I hate so much that the world sees us as this.

People Are Revealing Everyday Things They Had To Cut Back On Due To Rising Inflation, Here Are 30 Of The Saddest And Most Honest Answers

Don't forget, frozen is picked closer to peak freshness, since it is frozen within hours of being picked, instead of being picked unripe, and allowed to ripen in transit.

51 Pics Of Polish People Roleplaying As Americans Celebrating The 4th Of July

People Are Revealing Everyday Things They Had To Cut Back On Due To Rising Inflation, Here Are 30 Of The Saddest And Most Honest Answers

Don't forget, frozen is picked closer to peak freshness, since it is frozen within hours of being picked, instead of being picked unripe, and allowed to ripen in transit.

Americans Share Harsh Truths The Rest Of The World Is Probably Not Ready To Hear Yet, Here Are Their 30 Answers

Then where’s my cheap gas? We got the oil, right?

People Are Revealing Everyday Things They Had To Cut Back On Due To Rising Inflation, Here Are 30 Of The Saddest And Most Honest Answers

When a person has fake eyelashes, fake hair, fake eyebrows, fake nails it makes me wonder what they actually look like. It seems like everyone is trying to look exactly the same.

Americans Share Harsh Truths The Rest Of The World Is Probably Not Ready To Hear Yet, Here Are Their 30 Answers

Wait….so France really does consider black face “fancy dress” and say it’s not racist? I thought the original commenter was just wrong. Wow.

Americans Share Harsh Truths The Rest Of The World Is Probably Not Ready To Hear Yet, Here Are Their 30 Answers

The amount of knee-jerk hatred and bigotry spewed in the comments here is really disturbing. The reason I joined this site was because of the thoughtful, empathic comments most Pandas post. Apparently, your empathy doesn't extend to the US, and you learned nothing from this article. Instead, you doubled down on your pigheaded belief in the American stereotype. Some of you need to grow TF up.

Americans Share Harsh Truths The Rest Of The World Is Probably Not Ready To Hear Yet, Here Are Their 30 Answers

All true!

People Are Revealing Everyday Things They Had To Cut Back On Due To Rising Inflation, Here Are 30 Of The Saddest And Most Honest Answers

lash extensions make a woman look idiotic AND financially foolish. natural is more attractive and less wasteful.

Americans Share Harsh Truths The Rest Of The World Is Probably Not Ready To Hear Yet, Here Are Their 30 Answers

The USA is not a democracy. Democracy is evil. We are a Constitutional Republic. FDR started that democracy BS because he was going against the Constitution and was constantly getting shot down. He would say "it's what the people want". We have democratically elected representatives and sometimes their self interest conflicts with the interests of the people that elected them. As close to perfect as the US system is, it is flawed, as anything devised by man will be.

51 Pics Of Polish People Roleplaying As Americans Celebrating The 4th Of July

I'm an American, and I think this is funny if sad. If people want to cosplay redneck culture because they find it interesting, fine. But I'm disheartened that this is how some folks in the world see us.

51 Pics Of Polish People Roleplaying As Americans Celebrating The 4th Of July

This is not ok.

People Are Revealing Everyday Things They Had To Cut Back On Due To Rising Inflation, Here Are 30 Of The Saddest And Most Honest Answers

True, I've always thought fake eyelashes are so ugly.

51 Pics Of Polish People Roleplaying As Americans Celebrating The 4th Of July

I'm half American and Polish living in Poland and I honestly don't know what's going on here. I don't know anyone that would do or condone this here and it's embarrassing for me to see 🤦 Normal Poles do not see Americans this way!

People Are Revealing Everyday Things They Had To Cut Back On Due To Rising Inflation, Here Are 30 Of The Saddest And Most Honest Answers

no, it's not heartbreaking. You have plenty of children you can adopt if you want a child but you are want the kid not to raise an adult but for the "experience". A child is not a road-trip, grow up.

People Are Revealing Everyday Things They Had To Cut Back On Due To Rising Inflation, Here Are 30 Of The Saddest And Most Honest Answers

You know wild birds can find their own food don't you? Health insurance on the other hand - that's a real problem.

People Are Revealing Everyday Things They Had To Cut Back On Due To Rising Inflation, Here Are 30 Of The Saddest And Most Honest Answers

No dude has ever said "Man, she'd be really hot if her eyelashes were longer ."

Americans Share Harsh Truths The Rest Of The World Is Probably Not Ready To Hear Yet, Here Are Their 30 Answers

No we dont. They vote for themselves and our votes are ignored

People Are Revealing Everyday Things They Had To Cut Back On Due To Rising Inflation, Here Are 30 Of The Saddest And Most Honest Answers

It depends on the state. Abortion remains legal in many parts of the country.

People Are Revealing Everyday Things They Had To Cut Back On Due To Rising Inflation, Here Are 30 Of The Saddest And Most Honest Answers

Frozen veggies are as nutritious as fresh veggies

People Are Revealing Everyday Things They Had To Cut Back On Due To Rising Inflation, Here Are 30 Of The Saddest And Most Honest Answers

I'll never understand why people are so hell bent that a child HAS to come from their nethers when there's so many children that need a good home as it is.

People Are Revealing Everyday Things They Had To Cut Back On Due To Rising Inflation, Here Are 30 Of The Saddest And Most Honest Answers

Lots of people can't even afford medications to live, I don't think anyone is gonna feel sorry you can't have fake eyelashes.

Americans Share Harsh Truths The Rest Of The World Is Probably Not Ready To Hear Yet, Here Are Their 30 Answers

You just hear and see stuff from our news and politicians. Of which the majority of us all think are toolbars anyway. We ARE NOT our lying a*s politicians or bought and paid for propaganda news!

Americans Share Harsh Truths The Rest Of The World Is Probably Not Ready To Hear Yet, Here Are Their 30 Answers

Like the healthcare system. Yes, it sucks, but it's also tiring af to hear "must be America" every time there's a BP post about crappy healthcare.

People Are Revealing Everyday Things They Had To Cut Back On Due To Rising Inflation, Here Are 30 Of The Saddest And Most Honest Answers

I've never understood the obsession with having extra-hairy eyes, much less paying for them...

Americans Share Harsh Truths The Rest Of The World Is Probably Not Ready To Hear Yet, Here Are Their 30 Answers

Unless you have oil

People Are Revealing Everyday Things They Had To Cut Back On Due To Rising Inflation, Here Are 30 Of The Saddest And Most Honest Answers

Why are you jumping to the conclusion that they’re being stingy?

People Are Revealing Everyday Things They Had To Cut Back On Due To Rising Inflation, Here Are 30 Of The Saddest And Most Honest Answers

"Organic" Is A Scam Anyway

People Are Revealing Everyday Things They Had To Cut Back On Due To Rising Inflation, Here Are 30 Of The Saddest And Most Honest Answers

The idea of having to buy a ridiculously expensive stone to ask a woman to marry you is stupid in itself.

50 Hotel Workers Share The Red Flags To Look Out For During Your Next Stay

Hahaha. I am American and think that is absurd! I read it thinking WTF?

50 Hotel Workers Share The Red Flags To Look Out For During Your Next Stay

I’m an American, and slipping cash to the front desk clerk to get perks sounds like a bribe not a tip!😂

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MJ • commented on 13 posts 2 weeks ago

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Some people are toxic. It takes a long time sometimes years to realize. Took me 20 years. My bf just had me around to make herself seem more attractive because I was not as attractive as her. Her attitude is unattractive.

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Yes. I worked as a bank teller for three years and I could not believe the amount of men who thought that I was being nice to deserved something extra. It was my job to provide excellent customer service but my female customers didn’t think I was deserving of extra attention. Worked the drive thru line. Men would use the drive thru canister to send in chocolates foods gift cards sone guy tried to send in a bottle of beer. Being nice and providing great customer service does not give you right. Glad I quit. I had to have a one customer banned for harassment. Sickens me.

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

This is true for me. My neighbor has been sending me sexually charged texts since he decided on his own to come over and chop a bush down for me. It did need dealt with but I never asked him to and when I told him thank you he said I should have flashed my tits at him as some sort of thankfulness. Um no.

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Thank you! This is so true.

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Ok funny story to me possibly amusing to you. I worked at the Gap for many years. My friend was an assistant manager and new to the job. He had to color organize new flow coming out. It wasn’t until then he said I need your help I’m color blind I can’t organize it the way it should be. I was like why do you look so color coordinated while coming to work? I mean honest question. He had fashion skillz and always looked the part. He told me his grandma had been picking out his clothes for him for years, as far as color coordination goes. I was floored. We also worked together in another store after that. I think he felt relieved to finally tell someone. It’s not a fault but he thought his career depended on seeing the right colors. He is gay so he had a rainbow above him.anyhow.

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

How did he come with periwinkle?? My favorite color name.

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

I believe this. They expect better of You because you have not disappointed them before until that one time. Then if it happens again, more disappointed. You can’t please everyone because they like or love you. I would say it’s their issue not yours. Then you realize they have faults too. It’s late geez I’ll stop ranting

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Anxiety doesn’t equal happiness

“Best Ads Of All Time”: 50 Amazing Ads Shared On This Twitter Page

Still doesn’t deliver

“Best Ads Of All Time”: 50 Amazing Ads Shared On This Twitter Page

Dang it worked. I’m sold. Where can I get a new eyebrow?

If The World Feels Like A Terrible Place, Here Are 50 Of The Most Wholesome Things People Shared Online To Make Each Other's Day

I know I will get downvoted. In the US if you attend you are expected to bring a gift to enjoy the party. If you cannot afford a gift Many parents would be ashamed to send their kid. Just my side of the world and my observation from personal experience. Just throw a party for immediate family members and known friends and that’s it.

If The World Feels Like A Terrible Place, Here Are 50 Of The Most Wholesome Things People Shared Online To Make Each Other's Day

Make mine? Oops single not getting married. I’d wear it anyways

40 Times People Spotted Such Weird Ads, They Just Had To Share Them In The 'Ads With Threatening Auras' Facebook Group (New Pics)

Unacceptable!!!!

MJ • commented on 7 posts 1 month ago

Top Cult Movies You Should Add To Your Watch List

My favorite movie of all time

Top Cult Movies You Should Add To Your Watch List

Best part of the movie! I can sing the music in my head when they beat it to a pulp. Was it cd load letter the error?

50 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats, And Here Are The Pics And Memes To Prove It

Look they were partying hard while you were away.

50 Worst Movie Remakes That Should've Never Existed

I liked this version. I think it was the gigantic metal guy that freaked me out. I don’t like gigantic things. Construction vehicles scare me.

50 Obsolete Things To Show Just How Much The World Has Changed (New Pics)

I’m not going to downvote you but I highly disagree lol. I get sick to my stomach when I walk by a subway.

"Some Images": 50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Facebook Page

I just watched a cooking show and they cook a lamb chop on a shovel. He said it was Australian method.

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

Maybe has a Mennonite. Kinda like Amish but they swim and use electricity. I see them a lot in northern indiana. Seem like nice people.

MJ • upvoted 20 items 5 hours ago

30 Of The Best Poor People Life Hacks, As Shared On This Online Thread

I freaking love Aldi. I think that even if I were to become extremely wealthy, I would still shop there.

30 Of The Best Poor People Life Hacks, As Shared On This Online Thread

In the US it’s AMAZING!

30 Times People Snapped A Pic And Realized It’s “Accidental Renaissance” (New Pics)

Anyone going to address the giant Yoda in the room?

40 “Not My Job” Moments Where People Did The Absolute Bare Minimum (New Pics)

I would dev do this

18 Times People Called In Sick At Work But Were Spotted In Public By Their Coworkers

I personally would not go to a bar with friends on a day I called in sick, feeling better or not.

18 Times People Called In Sick At Work But Were Spotted In Public By Their Coworkers

Running kids to appointments and errands is a valid use of PTO. You sound like you really hate kids:/

50 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe Yet Are Completely True, As Shared On This Encyclopedic Instagram Account

The Jack Daniels distillery is in a "dry county" where the sale of alcohol is illegal.

Someone Asks "What Makes You Not Want To Have Kids?" And 30 People Deliver Sincere Answers

How did they ruin it?

51 Pics Of Polish People Roleplaying As Americans Celebrating The 4th Of July

This is not ok.

51 Pics Of Polish People Roleplaying As Americans Celebrating The 4th Of July

Folks Online Roast 'The New York Times' For An Article Introducing Electric Kettles Like They’re Some Revolutionary New Product

50 Hotel Workers Share The Red Flags To Look Out For During Your Next Stay

If I have to wear sandals in the shower and have to bring my own pillows and blankets, the hotel must be real s**t!

50 Hotel Workers Share The Red Flags To Look Out For During Your Next Stay

I agree people as customers/guests are usually assholes but you just sound like you hate your job. Pick a different career maybe

50 Hotel Workers Share The Red Flags To Look Out For During Your Next Stay

Im not paying to bring my own bedding in an extra suitcase on a flight what the hecc

50 Hotel Workers Share The Red Flags To Look Out For During Your Next Stay

I can give two reasons that make me guess you most defintely are NOT American.

50 Hotel Workers Share The Red Flags To Look Out For During Your Next Stay

Hahaha. I am American and think that is absurd! I read it thinking WTF?

50 Hotel Workers Share The Red Flags To Look Out For During Your Next Stay

It sounded weird to me also, but then again it's kind of like a bribe and may actually get you some nice perks you weren't expecting. . I could also forsee some other, not so nice results because of this. May try someday

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