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Samuel Jay Brown • upvoted 36 items 5 years ago

111 Obvious Signs Humanity Is Regressing

This one is not stupid or too obvious, actually. The sea in my hometown is not so deep, so I wouldn't see the water as a big deal. But if it's suddenly very very deep, it can be dangerous even for good swimmers.

Famous Rapper Gets Caught Lying About Flying On Private Jet, And The Internet's Reaction Is Hilarious

"It's honestly too good to be true" - Britney Spears, telling the truth

111 Obvious Signs Humanity Is Regressing

Famous Rapper Gets Caught Lying About Flying On Private Jet, And The Internet's Reaction Is Hilarious

"It's honestly too good to be true" - Britney Spears, telling the truth

Famous Rapper Gets Caught Lying About Flying On Private Jet, And The Internet's Reaction Is Hilarious

But, technically that is a Mac book right? :P

Famous Rapper Gets Caught Lying About Flying On Private Jet, And The Internet's Reaction Is Hilarious

So evil but so funny! xD 10/10

Bow Wow Challenge

Neil deGrasse Tyson Tries To Make Fun Of Cats On Twitter, Gets Totally Destroyed By One

Humans chase a little white ball all over a great big lawn... AKA golf. Where is the difference?

Neil deGrasse Tyson Tries To Make Fun Of Cats On Twitter, Gets Totally Destroyed By One

A cats hearing is far superior to humans. Cats aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners... They cause them pain. Same as humans flinching at extremely loud noises that are unexpected. Maybe Neil should stick to the science he knows, space, and stay away from sciences like, you know, biology.

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114 Marriage Tweets That Prove Husbands Are Just Big Children

Husband: Middle of ocean Wife: bring fish

114 Marriage Tweets That Prove Husbands Are Just Big Children

Husband: Space Wife: fix ozone layer

People Share Their Craziest "My Teacher Is Weird" Stories

If it isn't, it should be

People Are Sharing Shitty Life Tips, And They're Just Too Funny

They're all different - you must be colour blind

People Are Sharing Shitty Life Tips, And They're Just Too Funny

Its banana bread

People Are Sharing Shitty Life Tips, And They're Just Too Funny

Buy a million of 1$ lottery tickets to win a million dollars.

I Explain What My Depression And Anxiety Feels Like Through These Comics

Do upvotes also help?

50 Photos That Are So Uncomfortable You Probably Won't Finish Scrolling

No, go for it. I love crust so it all works out.

50 Photos That Are So Uncomfortable You Probably Won't Finish Scrolling

That's the absolute WORST!

You'll Be Amazed How People With Color Blindness See The World (57 Pics)

I just realized that this doesn't give me any representation of how colorblind people see the world as I am colorblind.

30 Hilarious Memes About Obama Surprising Joe Biden With The Medal Of Freedom

why are you giving him both halves???? XD

197 Hilarious Photos That Prove Siblings Are The Biggest Assholes Ever

The cat will love it.

105 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Technology

then you have to wait an hour for it to finish closing

105 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Technology

KILL EVERYONE Facebook MURDER EVERYONE

99 Short People Problems Only Those Who Can't Reach The Top Shelf Will Understand

That's a beautiful sentiment! Something else that echoed in my mind was this.. "everyone likes being useful, but not used." :)

105 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Technology

It's amazing how much time we spend correcting autocorrect.

105 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Technology

YOU get a watch! And YOU get a watch! (It's an Oprah thing.)

99 Short People Problems Only Those Who Can't Reach The Top Shelf Will Understand

Think how good you made her feel. Everyone likes to be useful!

105 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Technology

When you open IE and then you have to wait for it to open so you can wait for it to close...

105 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Technology

That awkward moment when you buy a baseball bat on Amazon and the suggested item combos include a ski mask and a large duffel bag...

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Samuel Jay Brown • commented on 4 posts 5 years ago

114 Marriage Tweets That Prove Husbands Are Just Big Children

It must be giraffing her crazy

Famous Rapper Gets Caught Lying About Flying On Private Jet, And The Internet's Reaction Is Hilarious

I'm confused with the decimal point wouldn't it be 1000?

114 Marriage Tweets That Prove Husbands Are Just Big Children

It must be giraffing her crazy

Famous Rapper Gets Caught Lying About Flying On Private Jet, And The Internet's Reaction Is Hilarious

I'm confused with the decimal point wouldn't it be 1000?

People Are Sharing Shitty Life Tips, And They're Just Too Funny

What did he do that was so bad to deserve blindness? He was just dumb is that evil? He would deserve it if he tried to do that to someone else, but he was innocent just dumb.

105 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Technology

Sub folders in each folder?

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Samuel Jay Brown • commented on 20 posts 5 years ago

114 Marriage Tweets That Prove Husbands Are Just Big Children

It must be giraffing her crazy

Famous Rapper Gets Caught Lying About Flying On Private Jet, And The Internet's Reaction Is Hilarious

I'm confused with the decimal point wouldn't it be 1000?

People Are Sharing Shitty Life Tips, And They're Just Too Funny

What did he do that was so bad to deserve blindness? He was just dumb is that evil? He would deserve it if he tried to do that to someone else, but he was innocent just dumb.

105 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Technology

Sub folders in each folder?

149 Funny Memes By Tank Sinatra

Was he an Olympic athlete I mean that amazing no matter your age

Surreal Art By Tony Futura Makes Fun Of Consumerism And Pop Culture (121 Pics)

No it's 5 he just has some weird long and bent finger kind of odd

Vet Who Posed With A Dead Lion He Shot, Just Fell 100ft To His Death While Hunting

Frankly I get where they are coming from but I would rather he live to change from his ways. Although I believe humans are above animals I don't think it's right to hunt for game either

Surreal Art By Tony Futura Makes Fun Of Consumerism And Pop Culture (121 Pics)

Coca Cola made the modern day image of Santa maybe thats why they made him so fat?

73 Of The Most Brutal Comebacks Ever You'll Be Glad Weren't Said To You

I'd just ask for a box to bring the leftovers but usually I don't get leftovers

73 Of The Most Brutal Comebacks Ever You'll Be Glad Weren't Said To You

Well considering 1 kid was being picked on for his race I don't think the comeback was that big a deal.

105 Desperate Dogs Who Just Want To Say Hi

Comment of the day!

Artist Leaves Funny Signs Around City For People To Find (47 Pics)

I almost did that but decided it wasn't worth it

101 Comics That Purrfectly Capture Life With Cats

The cats eyes at the end though is so cute

Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally

he removed a tooth in the son-in-law's mouth and put 1 in his mouth like he gave him it, I guess

47 Dangerous Dogs Behind Beware Of Dog" Signs"

Man a dog is gonna attack me if I go if only it was an elephant or something?

154 People Who Had One Job And Still Failed

Where is the cord going?

117 Dog Fails That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing

That cat cause a catastrophe

117 Dog Fails That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing

This was posted before everyone was upset cause it looks like he pushed him now nobody cares It isn't the dogs mistake look at the guys hands.

117 Dog Fails That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing

Obviously the dog doesn't like and from the looks of it the other guy pushed him down

73 Epic Facebook Comebacks You'll Be Happy Didn't Happen To You

This should be higher on the list

Samuel Jay Brown • upvoted 20 items 5 years ago

111 Obvious Signs Humanity Is Regressing

114 Marriage Tweets That Prove Husbands Are Just Big Children

Husband: Space Wife: fix ozone layer

114 Marriage Tweets That Prove Husbands Are Just Big Children

Husband: Middle of ocean Wife: bring fish

114 Marriage Tweets That Prove Husbands Are Just Big Children

Husband:At the store Wife: get milk Husband : in a black hole Wife: alert stephen hawking

Bow Wow Challenge

Famous Rapper Gets Caught Lying About Flying On Private Jet, And The Internet's Reaction Is Hilarious

"It's honestly too good to be true" - Britney Spears, telling the truth

Famous Rapper Gets Caught Lying About Flying On Private Jet, And The Internet's Reaction Is Hilarious

So evil but so funny! xD 10/10

Famous Rapper Gets Caught Lying About Flying On Private Jet, And The Internet's Reaction Is Hilarious

But, technically that is a Mac book right? :P

Neil deGrasse Tyson Tries To Make Fun Of Cats On Twitter, Gets Totally Destroyed By One

Humans chase a little white ball all over a great big lawn... AKA golf. Where is the difference?

57 Accidents Waiting To Happen Thanks To These Architects And Designers

so two layers walk into a bar...

57 Accidents Waiting To Happen Thanks To These Architects And Designers

Emphasis on "fell"?

57 Accidents Waiting To Happen Thanks To These Architects And Designers

Memories of where they first fell in love

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

Fine.. I'll ask .. BUT WERE THEY GOOD!?

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

"How to tell if your boyfriend might be a cannibal in one easy lesson."

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

"hi dear, meet the thermometer"

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

Sailor Back of the Sun

People Share Their Craziest "My Teacher Is Weird" Stories

If it isn't, it should be

50 Of The Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said To Their Parents

Totally Facebook stalked her to see if she was still alive. Seems to be from what i can tell, but can't be for sure since her account is private so only see when she last updated her picture which was Dec. 16th.

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