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Tequila4Two • commented on a post 5 days ago

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page

'I just finished a demonstration for an other customer. please come back after I finished this burrito.'

Tequila4Two • upvoted an item 6 days ago

50 Rarely Seen Old Pics Of Celebs That People Shared In This Online Group

He frequently compares his body to a microchip, saying that "a grain of sand could destroy it." He has 2.8% body fat. He believes he will be the first person to live to 150.

Tequila4Two • commented on a post 1 week ago

30 Things That People Thought They Wanted So Much, Yet Regretted After Finally Getting, As Shared In This Online Group

That sounds like evolution.

Tequila4Two • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

30 Of The Latest Hilarious Comics With Socially Awkward Situations By Portuguese Geese

The monster wasn't called Frankenstein, but Frankenstein was the monster.

Tequila4Two • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

Digital Art

Artist Places Recognizable Characters In Scenes They Don't Belong In, And It's Hilarious (30 New Pics)

Tequila4Two • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

30 Comics That Are Funny, Sad, And Twisted At The Same Time By Buni (New Pics)

NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Edit: Wow! thanks for all of the upvotes!!! It is the most i've ever gotten for one comment!!! :)

Science-Humor-Memes-Jokes

30 Comics That Are Funny, Sad, And Twisted At The Same Time By Buni (New Pics)

NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Edit: Wow! thanks for all of the upvotes!!! It is the most i've ever gotten for one comment!!! :)

Science-Humor-Memes-Jokes

40 Pics That Show Climate Change Is No Joke

I thought this was a picture of one of our roads after we pay ourtaxes to the government (Belgian here - The state of our roads is a running joke among us)

50 Cats Acting So Weird, People Just Had To Take A Pic, As Shared On This Twitter Page

(Dalek voice): Exterminate them! Exterminate them! Exterminate them!

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Tequila4Two • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

50 Funny Comics Inspired By Little Observations Of Everyday People By Tim Thavirat

Mine measures my IQ. I am almost a genius!

40 Times Winners Of The Greatest Photoshop Battles Made The Internet A Funnier Place (New Pics)

Clever one!

50 Funny Comics Inspired By Little Observations Of Everyday People By Tim Thavirat

Mine measures my IQ. I am almost a genius!

40 Times Winners Of The Greatest Photoshop Battles Made The Internet A Funnier Place (New Pics)

Clever one!

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

Matilda!

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Tequila4Two • commented on 8 posts 2 months ago

30 Delusional People Leaving Horrible Reviews For Restaurants, As Shared In This Online Group

Their spark plugs weren't crunchy.

50 Times People Had Brilliant Design Ideas (New Pics)

It is mostly for sorting the pieces. And you wil also have 24 tiny puzzles to solve instead of 1.

30 Delusional People Leaving Horrible Reviews For Restaurants, As Shared In This Online Group

Their spark plugs weren't crunchy.

50 Times People Had Brilliant Design Ideas (New Pics)

It is mostly for sorting the pieces. And you wil also have 24 tiny puzzles to solve instead of 1.

40 Movies Nobody Ever Talks About, But Are Cult Classics According To People In This Online Group

I disagree, this is still a great movie.

40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious

Some maps can be confusing, or using weird shades of blue. ANd yes, I am looking at you, backdrop for SNL Weekend Update.

40 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Group (New Pics)

It is in the title, it is for Elise. Why would he called a piece Fur Elise when it was for example dedicated to a woman named Margaret. If that was the case, then Margaret would be pissed of and demanding answers from Ludwig about this woman named Elise.

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Tequila4Two • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

30 People Are Sharing Their Most Life-Changing Cooking Hacks, And They Might Actually Surprise You

50 Embarrassing Posts Shared By Clueless Americans (New Pics)

it's military date, just retract 12. ==> 21/01/2022 is actually 09/01/2023

30 People Are Sharing Their Most Life-Changing Cooking Hacks, And They Might Actually Surprise You

50 Embarrassing Posts Shared By Clueless Americans (New Pics)

it's military date, just retract 12. ==> 21/01/2022 is actually 09/01/2023

'What Is A Scientific Fact That Absolutely Blows Your Mind?': People Share 35 Incredible Facts About Our World

I hope I get George Harrison!

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Tequila4Two • commented on 3 posts 3 months ago

45 Times Text Messages Were Too Funny Not To Share On This Dedicated Instagram Account

The modern day version of Married With Children.

50 Funny Memes That Are All Too Relatable, Shared By This Instagram Page

It can also be an after photo.

45 Times Text Messages Were Too Funny Not To Share On This Dedicated Instagram Account

The modern day version of Married With Children.

50 Funny Memes That Are All Too Relatable, Shared By This Instagram Page

It can also be an after photo.

50 Things You Probably Never Knew Existed Shared By "Yup That Exists" Instagram Page

He can leave those at home when he crosses the bridge.

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Tequila4Two • upvoted 11 items 3 months ago

35 Products That Are So Bad, It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them

Ah. I didn't know anything about the author I'm afraid. Also measles were eliminated from the US in 2000, so I don't know much about them either. Thanks for the heads up.

911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received

Damn Gru

35 Products That Are So Bad, It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them

Ah. I didn't know anything about the author I'm afraid. Also measles were eliminated from the US in 2000, so I don't know much about them either. Thanks for the heads up.

911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received

Damn Gru

Comics

Artist Creates Humorous Comics That Retail Workers And Regular People Will Probably Relate To (30 New Pics)

User Online Had To Find Out “Is There A Food You Intentionally Cook 'Wrong'?", And 30 Folks Delivered

Agggh a cheese joke right out of the bleu

50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work

It's an expensive, unbreakable glass.

50 Funny Memes That Are All Too Relatable, Shared By This Instagram Page

I've seen this photo a bunch I laugh every time. However, I've never seen the "before" photo and it does not disappoint.

User Online Had To Find Out “Is There A Food You Intentionally Cook 'Wrong'?", And 30 Folks Delivered

Don't Buy Pre-grated Cheese - Make America Grate Again!

"Bored Panda Best Comment Awards": 50 Funny Times The Comments Made Our Posts So Much Better (New Pics)

I made it mum!

50 Of The Most Ironic Images That Show The Universe Has A Great Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

Dammit Moss, not again!

Absurd Comics By By Russian Artist Stan Korabelnikov (38 New Pics)

40 "Everyday History Facts" They Probably Didn’t Teach You In School, As Shared By This Instagram Account

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Westler

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Tequila4Two • upvoted 2 items 4 months ago

Interesting-Customers-Secrets

Former sandwich shop employee. They put soy sauce in the tuba salad. There, that's the secret recipe. Manager made me sign an NDA about it. Spy sauce. Shhh. edit: misspelled. Meant "french horn" salad

30 Family Secrets Revealed By Nannies And Housekeepers

Thank you Jeeves.

Tequila4Two • commented on a post 4 months ago

30 Historical Mysteries That Still Haven’t Been Solved And Folks In This Online Group Think They Are Lost Cases

And Richard of Shrewsbury was married at age 4 to Anne de Mowbray age 5. She sadly died in 1481.

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Tequila4Two • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Classic Movie That Everyone Needs To See At Least Once In Their Life? (Closed)

Tequila4Two • commented on a post 5 days ago

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page

'I just finished a demonstration for an other customer. please come back after I finished this burrito.'

Tequila4Two • commented on a post 1 week ago

30 Things That People Thought They Wanted So Much, Yet Regretted After Finally Getting, As Shared In This Online Group

That sounds like evolution.

Tequila4Two • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

30 Of The Latest Hilarious Comics With Socially Awkward Situations By Portuguese Geese

The monster wasn't called Frankenstein, but Frankenstein was the monster.

Tequila4Two • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

50 Funny Comics Inspired By Little Observations Of Everyday People By Tim Thavirat

Mine measures my IQ. I am almost a genius!

40 Times Winners Of The Greatest Photoshop Battles Made The Internet A Funnier Place (New Pics)

Clever one!

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

Matilda!

Tequila4Two • commented on 8 posts 2 months ago

30 Delusional People Leaving Horrible Reviews For Restaurants, As Shared In This Online Group

Their spark plugs weren't crunchy.

50 Times People Had Brilliant Design Ideas (New Pics)

It is mostly for sorting the pieces. And you wil also have 24 tiny puzzles to solve instead of 1.

40 Movies Nobody Ever Talks About, But Are Cult Classics According To People In This Online Group

I disagree, this is still a great movie.

40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious

Some maps can be confusing, or using weird shades of blue. ANd yes, I am looking at you, backdrop for SNL Weekend Update.

40 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Group (New Pics)

50 Pictures From The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity"

Jupiters moon?

50 Pictures From The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity"

35 Products That Are So Bad, It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them

I bet the blue one is cheaper.

Tequila4Two • commented on 3 posts 3 months ago

45 Times Text Messages Were Too Funny Not To Share On This Dedicated Instagram Account

The modern day version of Married With Children.

50 Funny Memes That Are All Too Relatable, Shared By This Instagram Page

It can also be an after photo.

50 Things You Probably Never Knew Existed Shared By "Yup That Exists" Instagram Page

He can leave those at home when he crosses the bridge.

Tequila4Two • commented on 3 posts 4 months ago

30 Historical Mysteries That Still Haven’t Been Solved And Folks In This Online Group Think They Are Lost Cases

And Richard of Shrewsbury was married at age 4 to Anne de Mowbray age 5. She sadly died in 1481.

30 Historical Mysteries That Still Haven’t Been Solved And Folks In This Online Group Think They Are Lost Cases

There is a very interesting and entertaining documentary about this on Netflix.

People Are Sharing 35 Not Fun Facts They Wish They Didn't Know

Or in your pudding.

Tequila4Two • upvoted an item 4 days ago

50 Rarely Seen Old Pics Of Celebs That People Shared In This Online Group

He frequently compares his body to a microchip, saying that "a grain of sand could destroy it." He has 2.8% body fat. He believes he will be the first person to live to 150.

Tequila4Two • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

Digital Art

Artist Places Recognizable Characters In Scenes They Don't Belong In, And It's Hilarious (30 New Pics)

Tequila4Two • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

30 Comics That Are Funny, Sad, And Twisted At The Same Time By Buni (New Pics)

NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Edit: Wow! thanks for all of the upvotes!!! It is the most i've ever gotten for one comment!!! :)

Tequila4Two • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

40 Pics That Show Climate Change Is No Joke

I thought this was a picture of one of our roads after we pay ourtaxes to the government (Belgian here - The state of our roads is a running joke among us)

50 Cats Acting So Weird, People Just Had To Take A Pic, As Shared On This Twitter Page

(Dalek voice): Exterminate them! Exterminate them! Exterminate them!

Science-Humor-Memes-Jokes

Tequila4Two • upvoted 6 items 2 months ago

30 People Are Sharing Their Most Life-Changing Cooking Hacks, And They Might Actually Surprise You

'What Is A Scientific Fact That Absolutely Blows Your Mind?': People Share 35 Incredible Facts About Our World

I hope I get George Harrison!

50 Embarrassing Posts Shared By Clueless Americans (New Pics)

it's military date, just retract 12. ==> 21/01/2022 is actually 09/01/2023

Comics

Artist Creates Humorous Comics That Retail Workers And Regular People Will Probably Relate To (30 New Pics)

35 Products That Are So Bad, It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them

Ah. I didn't know anything about the author I'm afraid. Also measles were eliminated from the US in 2000, so I don't know much about them either. Thanks for the heads up.

911 Operators Share The Dumbest Non-Emergency Calls They've Ever Received

Damn Gru

Tequila4Two • upvoted 8 items 3 months ago

50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work

It's an expensive, unbreakable glass.

User Online Had To Find Out “Is There A Food You Intentionally Cook 'Wrong'?", And 30 Folks Delivered

Agggh a cheese joke right out of the bleu

User Online Had To Find Out “Is There A Food You Intentionally Cook 'Wrong'?", And 30 Folks Delivered

Don't Buy Pre-grated Cheese - Make America Grate Again!

50 Funny Memes That Are All Too Relatable, Shared By This Instagram Page

I've seen this photo a bunch I laugh every time. However, I've never seen the "before" photo and it does not disappoint.

"Bored Panda Best Comment Awards": 50 Funny Times The Comments Made Our Posts So Much Better (New Pics)

I made it mum!

50 Of The Most Ironic Images That Show The Universe Has A Great Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

Dammit Moss, not again!

Absurd Comics By By Russian Artist Stan Korabelnikov (38 New Pics)

40 "Everyday History Facts" They Probably Didn’t Teach You In School, As Shared By This Instagram Account

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Westler

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