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kcanded • upvoted 39 items 6 hours ago

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

Like this guy in a nice sports car, raced in front of me, weaved in and out of three lanes of traffic, cut off multiple people only to crunch his brakes like a madman when the light turned red. I pulled up casually next to him like 😎

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

I used to have to drive a long way on a rural highway. Nutballs would pass going 75+mph (in a 55) only to catch back up to them at the stop light in the next town. It happened just about every time.

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

I used to have to drive a long way on a rural highway. Nutballs would pass going 75+mph (in a 55) only to catch back up to them at the stop light in the next town. It happened just about every time.

50 Times Famous People Shared Brilliant Comebacks That Definitely Left A Burn

She's been with the same guy since she was 25ish!! And even before then, she was a teenager!! And a young adult! Aren't people supposed to date around to find the right person - like, that's exactly what dating is, right?! We have a whole culture of people using Tinder specifically to have meaningless sex w strangers, so what's so crazy about her meeting and dating someone for a while and it doesn't work out?

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

Driving 60mph on the interstate. Letting people pass you. Rarely passing anyone or jockeying for position is so relaxing.

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

Oh yesssss....... Right with you there...

"The Toaster Is Too Complicated": Man-Child Claims Girlfriend Practically Left Him To Starve After She Went On A Trip For One Week

It didn't used to be, even way back in the 1800s. "Baching it" was about the manliest thing a guy could do. If you want to talk about actual, traditional gender norms, cooking and cleaning for yourself was almost considered too manly, as in, if you were a gentleman, you weren't supposed to do it for very long because it wasn't good for you not to have a feminine influence in the house. The guy in this story has just made up some romanticized fiction of what gender norms are 'supposed' to be in his head. Throw the guy back in time, and they would have thought he was a prima donna manchild.

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

Or you see the unhinged driver who's been swerving in and out of every lane at 100 mph getting pulled over by a cop. The advantage there is that you get to laugh.

"The Toaster Is Too Complicated": Man-Child Claims Girlfriend Practically Left Him To Starve After She Went On A Trip For One Week

yeah, no man is THAT good in bed. not a single one. This guy is grooming her for a life of misery. if she doesn't run now, (and i suspect she will, given that she posted this lil exchange on Reddit) there is nothing we can do for her enabling his awful behavior. When a manipulator successfully grooms a doormat, it's really sad.

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

I would much rather have an aggressive driver in front of me than right behind me.

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

It’s been the opposite for me. I cooked all my meals because I was poor and had more energy. Now I’m paid more and tired more often and am like “screw it, I’m not working all day and then making dinner”.

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

I have a 40 something colleague who creeps on 20 somethings' Insta's. Never been in a relationship and I kind of see why.... apart from his creepy stalkery vibes, he isn't exactly an oil painting but expects a 20 something bombshell from a rich family like his own. Dude...never is a long time...but never.

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

I read a book a few years ago and the old man in it gave some little bits of advice to a younger man. One that stuck was, how relaxing it was if you just let impatient people go in front of you whilst driving. It's amazing how often I do this and then see the driver, in a rush, further down the road, with no real advantage gained.

50 Times Famous People Shared Brilliant Comebacks That Definitely Left A Burn

Why is being sexually selfish something to boast about? Does he really need to flex about the fact that he's bad in bed? I mean, yeah man, so sorry to hear that, our sympathies to your wife, hope she's found a vibrator she likes and is enjoying your money.

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

It also feels liberating to be mature enough that hearing such a remark about yourself doesn't hurt anymore. Moreover, it tells you something about the other person's character.

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50 Times Famous People Shared Brilliant Comebacks That Definitely Left A Burn

Go Anna, speak the truth!

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Sorry, but wait till you're 50. It gets so much worse and the age bracket gets bigger.

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

I’ve got a mate who does this. All that “First in, last out, weekend working, etc.” is 1980s BS. If you are having to work those hours, you either have too much work or you can’t organise your time properly. The worst bit is that no one is impressed - least of all your boss who will likely wind up promoting someone else over you because they play golf with that person or they have friends in common. Hard work is rarely rewarded, meritocracy doesn’t exist and he’s an idiot for thinking it does.

"The Toaster Is Too Complicated": Man-Child Claims Girlfriend Practically Left Him To Starve After She Went On A Trip For One Week

He must either be phenomenal in bed, or buys her diamonds and roses in his outdated gender stereotype way of keeping his little woman happy, (in which case, I'm wondering whether OP also grew up in an outdated gender role household if she *accepts* this). WHAT T F else is *she* getting out of the relationship? WHY T F is she still with this infant?

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

Amen to that.

"The Toaster Is Too Complicated": Man-Child Claims Girlfriend Practically Left Him To Starve After She Went On A Trip For One Week

He’s being deliberately obtuse. Why is it considered “unmanly” to not know how to feed yourself? That sort of attitude is just embarrassing. This man is a child. Dump him and find someone who wants an equal partnership - not a mother substitutr.

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

Nope, you've been listening to the wrong people. If you want blue hair, then have blue hair. If you want a skeleton hoodie, then wear a skeleton hoodie.

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

Don‘t forget the smell.

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

When you are the sober one at a gathering you quickly find out that your "cool" drunk buddies are really boring louts.

50 Times Famous People Shared Brilliant Comebacks That Definitely Left A Burn

Have no way to recover from that.

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

When you are 40: "Who?? Reality show of people never work single day??"

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

I love the last sentence.

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

Every last week before my decades are terrible: 19/20: end of being a child, 29/30: getting old, 39/40: getting old (again), 49/50: I will die tomorrow (or sooner). Then the next morning the sun rises again and everything goes on.

50 Times Famous People Shared Brilliant Comebacks That Definitely Left A Burn

Says the guy who attempted a coup because he couldn't accept he lost.

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"It’s All A Scam": Woman Applies To 76 Jobs In 8 Weeks And Receives Zero Responses, Starts A Debate Online

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

PC games and Lego are the foundations of my sanity these days.

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"The Toaster Is Too Complicated": Man-Child Claims Girlfriend Practically Left Him To Starve After She Went On A Trip For One Week

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kcanded • upvoted an item 1 day ago

50 Of The Most Disturbing Facts About The World That Might Freak You Out, As Shared By This TikToker

I like how you say it was unusual for a mannequin.

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kcanded • submitted a list addition 2 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Wholesome Thing You Have Seen Or Experienced? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In A Time Machine 100,000 Years, And Write Something On A Cave Wall For A Archaeologist To Find, What Would You Write? (Closed)

kcanded • submitted 4 list additions 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Skills Do You Have But Don't Need?

Hey Pandas, What Did You Learn About The Culture Of Another Country, Not From A Book? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Imagine Your Phone Is Connected To The World's Biggest Speaker. What Song Are You Playing? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are The Biggest Deal-Breakers For You? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Strangest Vivid Memory From Your Childhood? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Do For Self-Care? (Closed)

kcanded • commented on 13 posts 2 days ago

Only People With Rare Body Features Joined This Thread And Shared 35 Of Their Body Anomalies

Wait until you get older and joints creak all the time.

Only People With Rare Body Features Joined This Thread And Shared 35 Of Their Body Anomalies

I wondered about that when I had a co-worker with that. I never asked her about it, but I would wonder occasionally if it was from an accident or something.

Only People With Rare Body Features Joined This Thread And Shared 35 Of Their Body Anomalies

I'm hoping this was an actual diagnosis by an ophthalmologist.

"I Hated It So Much I Legally Changed It": 30 People With The Most Stupid And Unfortunate Names Describe How Life's Going

Do you mean you wished 'she' revealed the beautiful pronunciation?

30 Hyper-Realistic Tattoos That Look Like They’ve Been Imprinted On The Skin

Photoshopped.

30 Hyper-Realistic Tattoos That Look Like They’ve Been Imprinted On The Skin

This looks photo-shopped.....

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Unbelievable. I'd like to say that, but too many of these idiots have been showing up for years and I'm unfortunately starting to believe these people are for real....

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

I've seen this a few times, and I keep hoping it's a troll/attempt at humor.

“I Didn’t React The Right Way To My Husband’s Cheating Prank And Now Our Marriage Is Not The Same”

I agree with all the 'divorce this immature a*****e' comments.

The FBI Recently Raided Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Estate, And Folks On Twitter Are Reacting To It (30 Tweets)

oh hell yes.

The FBI Recently Raided Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Estate, And Folks On Twitter Are Reacting To It (30 Tweets)

I loved him in Princess Bride as well.

The FBI Recently Raided Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Estate, And Folks On Twitter Are Reacting To It (30 Tweets)

🤣🤣🤣🤣

The FBI Recently Raided Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Estate, And Folks On Twitter Are Reacting To It (30 Tweets)

The man is mentally deficient. Lock him up in an insane asylum.

kcanded • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

People Share 50 Things That Made Weddings Truly Unforgettable

It was her sister's dress, her sister lives in Florida and she lives in Texas, she didn't get to try it on until the wedding day, probably because her sister didn't arrive until that day....?

People Share 50 Things That Made Weddings Truly Unforgettable

It was her sister's dress, her sister lives in Florida and she lives in Texas, she didn't get to try it on until the wedding day, probably because her sister didn't arrive until that day....?

kcanded • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Scariest Travel Experience?

Oh my gosh I wish we could have reasonable and safe gun laws here in the US! The Declaration was made over 200 years ago when it took about a minute to load a rifle. No one now needs an automatic machine gun for safety or hunting!!

Millions Of People Can’t Get Enough Of The ‘Useless Farm’s’ Animals, Especially An Emu Named Karen, Who’s Out For Blood

I've watched many of her videos and I'm equal parts scared for her and wondering if Karen has some kind of brain disease or tumor that that makes her act that way after so many years being take care of...??

35 Mundane, Surprising Or Extraordinary Things That Made People Very Happy

Thank you for that link. However, that seems to mean more like talking during a sport. I think that talking to someone you love doesn't mean like you're announcing a baseball game! ;-)

kcanded • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

35 Times People Spotted Animals In Places They Shouldn't Have Been And Submitted Pics To This Twitter Account

So...someone making a PB&J?

35 Times People Spotted Animals In Places They Shouldn't Have Been And Submitted Pics To This Twitter Account

Sometimes you just need to paddle your feet in the ocean....

kcanded • upvoted 20 items 6 hours ago

Weird

50 Of The Most Disturbing Facts About The World That Might Freak You Out, As Shared By This TikToker

Or a Trump rally.

50 Of The Most Disturbing Facts About The World That Might Freak You Out, As Shared By This TikToker

Ha...That is nothing. Try Facebook.

50 Of The Most Disturbing Facts About The World That Might Freak You Out, As Shared By This TikToker

Not only in the middle-ages where the it was a medical trend since ancient times people used to consume mummies, this really kicked in and became severe in Victorian Age. People loved morbid stuff back then and lots of graves where robbed

50 Of The Most Disturbing Facts About The World That Might Freak You Out, As Shared By This TikToker

Six million*

50 Of The Most Disturbing Facts About The World That Might Freak You Out, As Shared By This TikToker

I like how you say it was unusual for a mannequin.

50 Of The Most Disturbing Facts About The World That Might Freak You Out, As Shared By This TikToker

Am I the only one to see a dancing figure throwing their hands in the air in the blue light in this pic....? 🤔

50 Of The Most Disturbing Facts About The World That Might Freak You Out, As Shared By This TikToker

Wellll in the timespan of earth and everything that’s like your library book overdue for half a day or so

50 Of The Most Disturbing Facts About The World That Might Freak You Out, As Shared By This TikToker

Tried that. Turns out my brain can’t imagine anything worse than my ‘tired morning’ look.

50 Of The Most Disturbing Facts About The World That Might Freak You Out, As Shared By This TikToker

Homelessness is not primarily caused by lack of housing.

Social Issues

"It’s All A Scam": Woman Applies To 76 Jobs In 8 Weeks And Receives Zero Responses, Starts A Debate Online

Folks Online Criticize Florence Pugh’s Body After She Wore A Revealing Gown, She Claps Back At All The Haters

Some people "Oh no. A nipple! On a boob type I dont like no less! Time to be offended!" Meanwhile super HD pictures of actual people getting killed are on lot of tv channeks apparently without anyone minding much. People can be so weird I what they find offensive.

Folks Online Criticize Florence Pugh’s Body After She Wore A Revealing Gown, She Claps Back At All The Haters

They also censored "sex" in one of the posters for a post supporting LGBTQIA+ pride and "D**k" in D**k's Sporting Goods.

Folks Online Criticize Florence Pugh’s Body After She Wore A Revealing Gown, She Claps Back At All The Haters

I'm all for her and free the nipple and all that, but surprised BP didn't get the old black bar of censorship out considering its 'writers' won't even let the word "die" be visible...

Celebrities

Folks Online Criticize Florence Pugh’s Body After She Wore A Revealing Gown, She Claps Back At All The Haters

Celebrities

50 Times Famous People Shared Brilliant Comebacks That Definitely Left A Burn

Demi Lovato Fires Back After Halsey's Referenced Demi Lovato's "Cool For The Summer" As One Of The Songs That Depict Bisexuality As "Taboo"

50 Times Famous People Shared Brilliant Comebacks That Definitely Left A Burn

I am actually grateful that I do not have the slightest clue who these people are.

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Taylor Swift Responds To A Joke Made About Her In Netflix Show "Ginny & Georgia"

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