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Juliane Wikran • commented on 2 posts 4 years ago
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20 Things To Know After You’ve Pushed Out A Baby
#4 Your baby looks weird. Like... Really weird. 'Oh how cute/such a beautiful baby' etc will be said at you and you'll accept other people's opinions, but to you it looks like a hairless slightly purple old grandad with dried blood and skin stuck to its wrinkly face.20 Things To Know After You’ve Pushed Out A Baby
#2 Your first wee. Take a jug with you and pour it over your bits like you're trying to be a star in some very disturbing porno. It helps.
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Juliane Wikran • commented on 2 posts 4 years ago
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20 Things To Know After You’ve Pushed Out A Baby
#4 Your baby looks weird. Like... Really weird. 'Oh how cute/such a beautiful baby' etc will be said at you and you'll accept other people's opinions, but to you it looks like a hairless slightly purple old grandad with dried blood and skin stuck to its wrinkly face.20 Things To Know After You’ve Pushed Out A Baby
#2 Your first wee. Take a jug with you and pour it over your bits like you're trying to be a star in some very disturbing porno. It helps.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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