Heaven Gooch
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Heaven Gooch • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago
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Hey Pandas, What Did You Fail At?
It's not me, but my friend at making ramen correctly. so we sitting, playing minecraft at his house and he wanted ramen and he didn't want to fill it up in the sink, he had cup ramen, and he a pop, so he fill the cup ramen with pop and put it the microwave. three minutes, he ate it and said it was good. i said, i'm going to lay in the snow for a while.Show All 4 Upvotes
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My cat, Tuffy stole a piece of bread off of the stove and put it on the floor next to the cabinet. She then stared at it intensely, and motionlessly for an hour. We thought that was creepy. Then a mouse came out from behind the cabinet to get the bread and she pounced it! She was using the bread as motherf***ing bait! This is the same cat who routinely burns her tongue licking lightbulbs, hisses at them, and keeps licking. Heaven Gooch • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago
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Hey Pandas, What's The Best Comeback You've Ever Heard Or Said?
It was me, I was arguing with this asshole and I said, āIād slap you, but I donāt want to get arrested for animal abuse.āHey Pandas, What's The Best Comeback You've Ever Heard Or Said?
Once had a friend of mine that got fed up with someone else asserting themselves into his affairs. So he played the long game... Told this guy he had a great idea for a financial endeavor that he thought this other guy would be an amazing fit to manage. The dude bought it, hook, line and sinker. So my buddy took this guy with him to the bank (there's one in the complex we work in) and they both sat down and applied for a small business loan. In from of the clerk and everyone else, when asked "Will it be both of you applying for this loan?" my friend replied "Nope, just him. I figured I would help him out starting a small business so he could mind his own instead of mine."Hey Pandas, What's The Best Comeback You've Ever Heard Or Said?
There was also this one classmate who was trying to be amusing during a group project, by gnawing at a computer. No idea why. But he'd been asked to stop multiple times until another kid in my group was like, "hey, can u help out?" So I was like, "Hey Name, If your so hungry then eat a knuckle sandwich. I'll make it for you myself."
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Hey Pandas, What Did You Fail At?
It's not me, but my friend at making ramen correctly. so we sitting, playing minecraft at his house and he wanted ramen and he didn't want to fill it up in the sink, he had cup ramen, and he a pop, so he fill the cup ramen with pop and put it the microwave. three minutes, he ate it and said it was good. i said, i'm going to lay in the snow for a while. Heaven Gooch • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago
Surprisingly-Intelligent-Pet-Stories
My cat, Tuffy stole a piece of bread off of the stove and put it on the floor next to the cabinet. She then stared at it intensely, and motionlessly for an hour. We thought that was creepy. Then a mouse came out from behind the cabinet to get the bread and she pounced it! She was using the bread as motherf***ing bait! This is the same cat who routinely burns her tongue licking lightbulbs, hisses at them, and keeps licking. Heaven Gooch • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago
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Heaven Gooch • upvoted 8 items 3 months ago
Hey Pandas, What's The Best Comeback You've Ever Heard Or Said?
It was me, I was arguing with this asshole and I said, āIād slap you, but I donāt want to get arrested for animal abuse.āHey Pandas, What's The Best Comeback You've Ever Heard Or Said?
Once had a friend of mine that got fed up with someone else asserting themselves into his affairs. So he played the long game... Told this guy he had a great idea for a financial endeavor that he thought this other guy would be an amazing fit to manage. The dude bought it, hook, line and sinker. So my buddy took this guy with him to the bank (there's one in the complex we work in) and they both sat down and applied for a small business loan. In from of the clerk and everyone else, when asked "Will it be both of you applying for this loan?" my friend replied "Nope, just him. I figured I would help him out starting a small business so he could mind his own instead of mine." Heaven Gooch • is following a person
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