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Hawkmoon • commented on 11 posts 3 days ago

35 Times People Spotted Animals In Places They Shouldn't Have Been And Submitted Pics To This Twitter Account

Don't worry. Like Ekaterina said! ;-)

40 Nostalgic 90s Foods That Might Make Your Mouth Water Just By Remembering Them

Tiny size, so you push a handful into your mouth in an apocalypse of flavors.

35 Times People Spotted Animals In Places They Shouldn't Have Been And Submitted Pics To This Twitter Account

Don't worry. Like Ekaterina said! ;-)

40 Nostalgic 90s Foods That Might Make Your Mouth Water Just By Remembering Them

Tiny size, so you push a handful into your mouth in an apocalypse of flavors.

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Horror Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (35 New Pics)

Shouldn't it be in the shape of a helmet?

People Are Sharing 50 Wild, Funny, And Absurd Reasons They've Gotten In Trouble At Work

Song "Living in America" in my head right now.

People Are Sharing 50 Wild, Funny, And Absurd Reasons They've Gotten In Trouble At Work

I would have stayed at home, not to bother him with my poor person clothes.

35 Times People Spotted Animals In Places They Shouldn't Have Been And Submitted Pics To This Twitter Account

Gentlemen, there a brand new shiny car outside. Eat all you can and prepare for action!

35 Times People Spotted Animals In Places They Shouldn't Have Been And Submitted Pics To This Twitter Account

So, can we talk about the elephant in the room, now?

"I Often Draw Stuff About How Short And Important Life Is": 30 Humorous And Sentimental Comics By Xibang

"I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them". Anonymous.

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Hawkmoon • upvoted 9 items 3 days ago

40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page

I worked in vitamins/supplements for 2.5 years and I wanted to slap every customer who asked me where the detox/cleanse section was and which ones I recommended. The customers who asked were usually perfectly healthy-looking, normal-ish-weight 30-year-old women. (We had a huge detox/cleanse section, sadly.) Yes, drinking liquified bentonite clay is totally going to solve all your problems.

40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page

Nah, poor bear deserves better.

40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page

Nah, poor bear deserves better.

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Horror Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (35 New Pics)

Tin foil will do. :)

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Horror Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (35 New Pics)

Only if it’s made of reynolds wrap!

Woman Calls Out Old Films And TV Shows For Presenting Some Characters As Overweight When They Weren’t At All

I'm sorry but what you say looks kind of toxic to me. Obesity is a health threat. No need to normalise it in this world. Also, you should support your gf losing weight, not complaining about it. Just my opinion.

40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page

I came out of the pandemic fatter, does that count?

40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page

I hope a bear eats Nicholas

35 Times People Spotted Animals In Places They Shouldn't Have Been And Submitted Pics To This Twitter Account

Those McChickens are getting a little too fresh

People Are Sharing 50 Wild, Funny, And Absurd Reasons They've Gotten In Trouble At Work

This will appeal to the Friends fans out there

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Hawkmoon • upvoted 5 items 5 days ago

This Japanese Artist Creates Poetic Existential Illustrations (35 New Pics)

My interpretation was that this depicts social anxiety, highlighting ever flaw you think you have, making you feel naked and exposed.

30 Times Famous Parents Chose Weird But Kind Of Wonderful Names For Their Children

I feel that Two Dogs F*cking might not be a great name. Amazon Delivery might work though.

This Japanese Artist Creates Poetic Existential Illustrations (35 New Pics)

My interpretation was that this depicts social anxiety, highlighting ever flaw you think you have, making you feel naked and exposed.

30 Times Famous Parents Chose Weird But Kind Of Wonderful Names For Their Children

I feel that Two Dogs F*cking might not be a great name. Amazon Delivery might work though.

40 Times People Posted Pics That Kindled Our Fascination With The World, As Shared On This Online Group

Nah, we are just getting ready to build a wall to keep them down south if it gets any weirder down there :P

40 Times People Posted Pics That Kindled Our Fascination With The World, As Shared On This Online Group

Well, now you know what Kiribati means in the local vernacular : )

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

Famous last "bird".

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Hawkmoon • commented on 9 posts 5 days ago

Artist Makes People Laugh At The Absurdity Of Our Lives Through His Fun Comics (27 New Pics)

Completely normal behavior. No problem here.

30 Times Famous Parents Chose Weird But Kind Of Wonderful Names For Their Children

What if we name our child from the first thing we see from home? Ok, so Garbage Can it is.

Artist Makes People Laugh At The Absurdity Of Our Lives Through His Fun Comics (27 New Pics)

Completely normal behavior. No problem here.

30 Times Famous Parents Chose Weird But Kind Of Wonderful Names For Their Children

What if we name our child from the first thing we see from home? Ok, so Garbage Can it is.

35 Of The Strangest Unsolved Mysteries Of All Time, As Shared On This Online Thread

Apparently, this would be the very first ARG (Alternate Reality Game - Trend started around 2010) that rose to fame outside of the usual circle because it was really hard to solve so people started to ask for help everywhere.

35 Of The Strangest Unsolved Mysteries Of All Time, As Shared On This Online Thread

Godzilla is well fed, now.

30 People Reveal "Dirty Little Secrets" About The Industries They Work In That Companies Try To Hide From Customers

If it's a reference to Starbucks, does that really make a difference? :-D

40 Times People Posted Pics That Kindled Our Fascination With The World, As Shared On This Online Group

If you wonder about the Brazilian flag in France, it's because of French Guyana. ;-)

40 Times People Posted Pics That Kindled Our Fascination With The World, As Shared On This Online Group

And each one is beautiful.

40 Times People Posted Pics That Kindled Our Fascination With The World, As Shared On This Online Group

Could have been worse given the shape

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

I got PTSD from Elden Ring on this one.

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Hawkmoon • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

“We Were Told That Boomers Would Eventually Retire”: 30 People Share The Lies That Their Generations Were Sold

I have my own twist on this! "I'd much cry in a Jaguar than on a bike, but if money could buy happiness, I wouldn't be crying in the first place."

Hawkmoon • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Times People Had Each Other’s Backs Online In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

Nice exchange between nice people that tries to understand each other. Should be more of these on the Internet.

“We Were Told That Boomers Would Eventually Retire”: 30 People Share The Lies That Their Generations Were Sold

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus". Françoise Sagan.

50 Times People Had Each Other’s Backs Online In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

Nice exchange between nice people that tries to understand each other. Should be more of these on the Internet.

“We Were Told That Boomers Would Eventually Retire”: 30 People Share The Lies That Their Generations Were Sold

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus". Françoise Sagan.

“We Were Told That Boomers Would Eventually Retire”: 30 People Share The Lies That Their Generations Were Sold

To be fair, it's a phrase that dates back to the time when life expectancy was around 30 years old.

“We Were Told That Boomers Would Eventually Retire”: 30 People Share The Lies That Their Generations Were Sold

Pro Tip: All you have to do is have rich parents.

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Hawkmoon • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

50 Times People Left Such Hilarious Comments On YouTube Videos, They Ended Up Being Better Than The Videos Themselves

It was an "artistic performance" that sparked tons of assumptions about him, including that he was a victim of someone forcing him to do it. In any case, causing discomfort was part of his objectives. Sorry, I can't remember his name.

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Hawkmoon • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The One Piece Of Advice Someone Gave You That You Still Use Today? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's The Most Difficult Thing You've Tried To Unlearn? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Think Is Ruining Society? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Would Be The Opening Line Of Your Memoir Or Autobiography?

Hawkmoon • commented on 11 posts 3 days ago

35 Times People Spotted Animals In Places They Shouldn't Have Been And Submitted Pics To This Twitter Account

Don't worry. Like Ekaterina said! ;-)

40 Nostalgic 90s Foods That Might Make Your Mouth Water Just By Remembering Them

Tiny size, so you push a handful into your mouth in an apocalypse of flavors.

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Horror Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (35 New Pics)

Shouldn't it be in the shape of a helmet?

40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page

Ok, Kate, let's start with the "What's the purpose of detox or cleansing when you have functional kidneys and liver?"

40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page

You're the real hero. Steven; No, you're the real hero. Steven; Let's agree that we're booth heroes. Steven.

40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page

And then I realized that the water on my nightstand had turned into wine. Or the opposite, I don't remember the timing well.

People Are Sharing 50 Wild, Funny, And Absurd Reasons They've Gotten In Trouble At Work

Song "Living in America" in my head right now.

People Are Sharing 50 Wild, Funny, And Absurd Reasons They've Gotten In Trouble At Work

I would have stayed at home, not to bother him with my poor person clothes.

35 Times People Spotted Animals In Places They Shouldn't Have Been And Submitted Pics To This Twitter Account

Gentlemen, there a brand new shiny car outside. Eat all you can and prepare for action!

35 Times People Spotted Animals In Places They Shouldn't Have Been And Submitted Pics To This Twitter Account

So, can we talk about the elephant in the room, now?

"I Often Draw Stuff About How Short And Important Life Is": 30 Humorous And Sentimental Comics By Xibang

"I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them". Anonymous.

Hawkmoon • commented on 9 posts 5 days ago

Artist Makes People Laugh At The Absurdity Of Our Lives Through His Fun Comics (27 New Pics)

Completely normal behavior. No problem here.

30 Times Famous Parents Chose Weird But Kind Of Wonderful Names For Their Children

What if we name our child from the first thing we see from home? Ok, so Garbage Can it is.

35 Of The Strangest Unsolved Mysteries Of All Time, As Shared On This Online Thread

Godzilla is well fed, now.

30 People Reveal "Dirty Little Secrets" About The Industries They Work In That Companies Try To Hide From Customers

If it's a reference to Starbucks, does that really make a difference? :-D

40 Times People Posted Pics That Kindled Our Fascination With The World, As Shared On This Online Group

If you wonder about the Brazilian flag in France, it's because of French Guyana. ;-)

40 Times People Posted Pics That Kindled Our Fascination With The World, As Shared On This Online Group

And each one is beautiful.

40 Times People Posted Pics That Kindled Our Fascination With The World, As Shared On This Online Group

Could have been worse given the shape

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

I got PTSD from Elden Ring on this one.

Hawkmoon • upvoted 11 items 3 days ago

40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page

I hope a bear eats Nicholas

40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page

Nah, poor bear deserves better.

40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page

I came out of the pandemic fatter, does that count?

Woman Calls Out Old Films And TV Shows For Presenting Some Characters As Overweight When They Weren’t At All

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Horror Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (35 New Pics)

Only if it’s made of reynolds wrap!

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Horror Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (35 New Pics)

Tin foil will do. :)

35 Times People Spotted Animals In Places They Shouldn't Have Been And Submitted Pics To This Twitter Account

Those McChickens are getting a little too fresh

This Japanese Artist Creates Poetic Existential Illustrations (35 New Pics)

My interpretation was that this depicts social anxiety, highlighting ever flaw you think you have, making you feel naked and exposed.

People Are Sharing 50 Wild, Funny, And Absurd Reasons They've Gotten In Trouble At Work

This will appeal to the Friends fans out there

30 Times Famous Parents Chose Weird But Kind Of Wonderful Names For Their Children

I feel that Two Dogs F*cking might not be a great name. Amazon Delivery might work though.

Hawkmoon • upvoted 3 items 5 days ago

40 Times People Posted Pics That Kindled Our Fascination With The World, As Shared On This Online Group

Nah, we are just getting ready to build a wall to keep them down south if it gets any weirder down there :P

40 Times People Posted Pics That Kindled Our Fascination With The World, As Shared On This Online Group

Well, now you know what Kiribati means in the local vernacular : )

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

Famous last "bird".

Hawkmoon • upvoted an item 6 days ago

“We Were Told That Boomers Would Eventually Retire”: 30 People Share The Lies That Their Generations Were Sold

I have my own twist on this! "I'd much cry in a Jaguar than on a bike, but if money could buy happiness, I wouldn't be crying in the first place."

Hawkmoon • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

“Best Ads Of All Time”: 50 Amazing Ads Shared On This Twitter Page

“Oh s**t do you mind? Can’t anyone s**t in a rando’s fridge in peace anymore?”

"Australia Is Wider Than The Moon": 35 Mind-Blowing Geography Facts They Never Taught You In School

Are you a dad by any chance....

40 Cringy And Embarrassing Ways Parents Let Others Know They're Expecting, As Shamed On This FB Page

Look at us destroying the environment for our unborn child!

40 Cringy And Embarrassing Ways Parents Let Others Know They're Expecting, As Shamed On This FB Page

Live, laugh, load

Hawkmoon • upvoted an item 2 months ago

30 Times People Realized They're Working For An Idiot, As Shared In This Online Thread

Agree with Hawkmoon, sounds like they just failed at money laundering. If it wasn't, please tell them to get PRINTS.

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