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Michael Müller • commented on a post 1 month ago

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

The comments here make me think about some of my favorite lyrics about religion. "You argue and you bicker and you fight Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night Over what they think is true But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you."..."from God's perspective" by Bo Burnham.

Michael Müller • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

35 Of The Darkest Airline Industry Secrets, Shared By Flight Attendants

Based

27 Wholesome Moments When People Spread Kindness Without Being Prompted By Anything, Shared In This Twitter Thread

Are men allowed to compliment women thus these days? We'd probably be accused of objectifying women...

Michael Müller • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

35 Of The Darkest Airline Industry Secrets, Shared By Flight Attendants

Dear Karen, I'm a professional pickpocket from Europe and I can assure you, that I tend to steal from people from the US and I try to skip canadien luggage as often as possible.

50 ‘Cursed Comments’ That Are So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious (New Pics)

They often put masks on dead people to reduce the impact on the people around them.

Michael Müller • upvoted 2 items 3 months ago

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics In This Online Group

For very brief visits it is safe(ish).

30 Times Vegans Were Caught Gatekeeping When They Really Should've Just Kept Their Mouth Shut

No it's the other way around: If a non-vegan rescues an animal (or posts about it), it doesn't count somehow.

Michael Müller • upvoted 7 items 4 months ago

‘Aged Like Milk’: 35 Things That Aged So Badly, They Went Sour (New Posts)

You find it on this site too (a the bottom of any comment section). I think some people feel powerless and ignored and the only way they can visibly affect the world is by being hurtful. I think its the same psychology that drives people to litter, oppose sensible public health measures or get into extreme political movements. All they have is spiteful, petty defiance.

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones

You assume it was a man who said this which is kind of toxic. My mom is a Catholic who said this to my sister.

‘Aged Like Milk’: 35 Things That Aged So Badly, They Went Sour (New Posts)

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones

You assume it was a man who said this which is kind of toxic. My mom is a Catholic who said this to my sister.

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

I'm going to chuck one into a coral reef in YOUR name!

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To Unaesthetic Images, Here Are 50 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

Thank god for your wisdom and insight!

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

That is so cool. Why help to destroy the environment for 14 days if you can contribute a much greater part the whole year! Awesome!

30 Times People Spotted Employers Who Were ‘Choosing Beggars’ And Just Had To Shame Them Online

Lmao. Im not looking for people to work for free as I clearly look for people to work for free.

30 Potentially Life-Saving Tips If You Ever Find Yourself In A Dangerous Situation, As Shared By This Woman On TikTok

And the bad news is sometimes they dont work..

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Michael Müller • commented on 2 posts 4 months ago

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To Unaesthetic Images, Here Are 50 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

This is a German ad. Someone translated it English. This exact ad and this photo exist in German too. Nevermind, doesn't matter. After all, at least some Germans have humor.

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

That is so cool. Why help to destroy the environment for 14 days if you can contribute a much greater part the whole year! Awesome!

Michael Müller • commented on a post 5 months ago

‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 30 Times People Didn't Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were

Am I the only one who thought of Chris Simpsons artist? It looks a lot like his style and it's hilarious... somehow.

Michael Müller • upvoted 2 items 5 months ago

50 Times People Experienced The Most Unfortunate Fails And Just Had To Take A Photo (New Pics)

I know this seat! I've sit on this seat! That's Dvořák's hall in Rudolfinum... and I call b******t, it's a concert hall, not a theatre so no ballet there

50 Times People Experienced The Most Unfortunate Fails And Just Had To Take A Photo (New Pics)

The venue shouldn't list this seat for a dance performance. I've had seats like this for other performances before though. They're always marked as "obstructed view," and you only pay a fraction of the price. (50%-90% off.) I don't mind it for piano or orchestra performances -- where I'm really there to listen and not watch too much. The seat is clearly on an aisle. It'd even book it for a play, and just lean a little into the aisle to see. I've also seen folks who are blind in these seats. Provided the venue is really really clear about what you're purchasing at the time of sale (and removes them from sales for dance/visual shows), I have no problem with this seat existing.

Michael Müller • commented on 6 posts 6 months ago

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers Who Heavily Photo-Edit Their Pictures And Exposed Them Online (New Pics)

Why is this comment downvoted? It's quite possible, that her lips are closed. It just looks a little bit like some kind of color illusion.

40 People Who've Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The 'Cringetopia' Online Group (New Pics)

You don't have a sarcasm detector, do you?

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers Who Heavily Photo-Edit Their Pictures And Exposed Them Online (New Pics)

Why is this comment downvoted? It's quite possible, that her lips are closed. It just looks a little bit like some kind of color illusion.

40 People Who've Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The 'Cringetopia' Online Group (New Pics)

You don't have a sarcasm detector, do you?

Hey Pandas, What Was The Lowest Point In Your Life And How Did You Overcome It? (Closed)

That's the main aspect of being at the lowest point: the deep belief, that nothing will get you over this situation. I've been there, I found my way, even though I still struggle. I hope that you will find your way out of that, too. It will be tough and may take a long time, but it will be worth it. Good luck.

35 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

That's interesting. I didn't know that. Was that in the USA?

35 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Supermarkets buy already waxed fruits. The Farmers spray wax... But that doesn't make it any better anyway.

Hey Pandas, This Is A Safe Space To Get Things Off Your Chest. What Do You Wanna Talk About? (Closed)

The OP didn't say that she/he is afraid of being down voted. It was just something to think about and I can relate to that thought.

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Michael Müller • upvoted 10 items 6 months ago

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers Who Heavily Photo-Edit Their Pictures And Exposed Them Online (New Pics)

Look again. Zoom in.. her lips are closed in both

35 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Supermarkets buy already waxed fruits. The Farmers spray wax... But that doesn't make it any better anyway.

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers Who Heavily Photo-Edit Their Pictures And Exposed Them Online (New Pics)

Look again. Zoom in.. her lips are closed in both

35 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Supermarkets buy already waxed fruits. The Farmers spray wax... But that doesn't make it any better anyway.

40 Times Boston Home Inspectors Found Such Surprising Things During Their Work, They Had To Document It (New Pics)

Thanks. I have absolutely no idea what 184F is. Would be nice if the Yanks could join the 21st century (and the rest of the world).

35 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Maybe if no one would work for this company things could get better!

Hey Pandas, This Is A Safe Space To Get Things Off Your Chest. What Do You Wanna Talk About? (Closed)

The OP didn't say that she/he is afraid of being down voted. It was just something to think about and I can relate to that thought.

Hey Pandas, This Is A Safe Space To Get Things Off Your Chest. What Do You Wanna Talk About? (Closed)

So many people feel similarly when it comes to not seeing a point in life. Just remember, if you didn't feel this way 2 years ago, you likely won't still feel this way in 2 years from now. There are loves you haven't met yet, purposes you haven't figured out yet and interests you haven't stumbled across yet. Feeling pointless and meh and down is completely normal. But there is a lot of "yet" in those as well. One breath at a time. You're not a mess, you are self aware and considerate.

50 Times People Had Each Other's Backs Online In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

That’s so creepy and dishonest. The words “big díck” have a meaning and you’re associating that with a strong aura or a feeling someone gives off that they are in charge. You can’t lie about things that you literally just typed. “Big díck” doesn’t mean “any size of penis.” That’s not how words work. That’s like saying someone “has balls.” It’s all full of shít and sexist.

Hey Pandas, This Is A Safe Space To Get Things Off Your Chest. What Do You Wanna Talk About?

Wait! A 'safe space' where downvoting is allowed? How many people will feel 'safe' revealing something intimate or controversial when downvoting is permitted?

35 People Share The Wildest Things They Witnessed In The Baby Delivery Room

Can't you read? He did not die

30 People Who Quit Their Jobs With Style (New Pics)

Did you come on here just to make this douchebag comment?

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Michael Müller • upvoted 2 items 7 months ago

50 Boyfriends And Husbands Who Raised The Bar Too High For Other Men (New Pics)

Beautiful cake but honestly too much fondant.

50 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In San Francisco And Just Had To Share

Well we definitely understand that you know all about bedbugs that's for sure.

Michael Müller • commented on 3 posts 8 months ago

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Michael Müller • commented on a post 1 month ago

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

Michael Müller • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

35 Of The Darkest Airline Industry Secrets, Shared By Flight Attendants

Dear Karen, I'm a professional pickpocket from Europe and I can assure you, that I tend to steal from people from the US and I try to skip canadien luggage as often as possible.

50 ‘Cursed Comments’ That Are So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious (New Pics)

They often put masks on dead people to reduce the impact on the people around them.

Michael Müller • commented on 2 posts 4 months ago

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To Unaesthetic Images, Here Are 50 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

This is a German ad. Someone translated it English. This exact ad and this photo exist in German too. Nevermind, doesn't matter. After all, at least some Germans have humor.

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

That is so cool. Why help to destroy the environment for 14 days if you can contribute a much greater part the whole year! Awesome!

Michael Müller • commented on a post 5 months ago

‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 30 Times People Didn't Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were

Am I the only one who thought of Chris Simpsons artist? It looks a lot like his style and it's hilarious... somehow.

Michael Müller • commented on 6 posts 6 months ago

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers Who Heavily Photo-Edit Their Pictures And Exposed Them Online (New Pics)

Why is this comment downvoted? It's quite possible, that her lips are closed. It just looks a little bit like some kind of color illusion.

40 People Who've Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The 'Cringetopia' Online Group (New Pics)

You don't have a sarcasm detector, do you?

Hey Pandas, What Was The Lowest Point In Your Life And How Did You Overcome It? (Closed)

35 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

That's interesting. I didn't know that. Was that in the USA?

35 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Supermarkets buy already waxed fruits. The Farmers spray wax... But that doesn't make it any better anyway.

Hey Pandas, This Is A Safe Space To Get Things Off Your Chest. What Do You Wanna Talk About? (Closed)

The OP didn't say that she/he is afraid of being down voted. It was just something to think about and I can relate to that thought.

Michael Müller • commented on 6 posts 8 months ago

30 People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Messages They've Ever Received

Just to clarify, because people asked: in reality I'm an incredibly misanthropic person. I just wanted to sound nice and open-minded. 😊

30 People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Messages They've Ever Received

Just to clarify, because people asked: in reality I'm an incredibly misanthropic person, I just wanted to sound nice and open-minded. 😊

30 People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Messages They've Ever Received

Sometimes I hate human beings.

People Share 30 Conspiracy Theories They Think Are 100% Real

Exactly. It's unbelievable to me how people can possibly be so narrow-minded not to think about that. Why on earth would a company NOT do that kind of marketing?!

People Share 30 Conspiracy Theories They Think Are 100% Real

Exactly. It's unbelievable to me how people can possibly be so narrow-minded not to think about that. Why on earth would a company NOT do that kind of marketing?!

40 Hilarious Parenting Tweets About What It’s Like To Raise Kids In The Age Of Alexa And Siri

"Oasis Outside"...what a weird name for a band.

Michael Müller • commented on a post 9 months ago

50 Interesting Comparison Images To Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

I feel you. Everyone has to find his/her own way out of this misery and you'll face some horrible advise on this path (I don't think of the advice given here:-)) @medicine: it doesn't work for so many people. Sometimes the right psychotherapy from the right psychotherapist is the way to go. Please just don't give up! Find your personal way and kick that depression / anxiety / whatever demon. Good luck!

Michael Müller • commented on a post 12 months ago

50 Times People Showed How They Remade Things Instead Of Throwing Them Away And The Internet Applauded Them

I don't really understand that. In my country you also get plastic bags in every store, but if you take your own reusable bags with you, you don't have to get rude for not using their weak bags. I always have some bags in my car and in my backpack.

Michael Müller • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

I'm going to chuck one into a coral reef in YOUR name!

35 Of The Darkest Airline Industry Secrets, Shared By Flight Attendants

Based

27 Wholesome Moments When People Spread Kindness Without Being Prompted By Anything, Shared In This Twitter Thread

Are men allowed to compliment women thus these days? We'd probably be accused of objectifying women...

Michael Müller • upvoted 2 items 3 months ago

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics In This Online Group

For very brief visits it is safe(ish).

30 Times Vegans Were Caught Gatekeeping When They Really Should've Just Kept Their Mouth Shut

No it's the other way around: If a non-vegan rescues an animal (or posts about it), it doesn't count somehow.

Michael Müller • upvoted 6 items 4 months ago

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

That is so cool. Why help to destroy the environment for 14 days if you can contribute a much greater part the whole year! Awesome!

‘Aged Like Milk’: 35 Things That Aged So Badly, They Went Sour (New Posts)

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones

You assume it was a man who said this which is kind of toxic. My mom is a Catholic who said this to my sister.

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To Unaesthetic Images, Here Are 50 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

Thank god for your wisdom and insight!

30 Times People Spotted Employers Who Were ‘Choosing Beggars’ And Just Had To Shame Them Online

Lmao. Im not looking for people to work for free as I clearly look for people to work for free.

30 Potentially Life-Saving Tips If You Ever Find Yourself In A Dangerous Situation, As Shared By This Woman On TikTok

And the bad news is sometimes they dont work..

Michael Müller • upvoted 2 items 5 months ago

50 Times People Experienced The Most Unfortunate Fails And Just Had To Take A Photo (New Pics)

I know this seat! I've sit on this seat! That's Dvořák's hall in Rudolfinum... and I call b******t, it's a concert hall, not a theatre so no ballet there

50 Times People Experienced The Most Unfortunate Fails And Just Had To Take A Photo (New Pics)

Michael Müller • upvoted 7 items 6 months ago

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers Who Heavily Photo-Edit Their Pictures And Exposed Them Online (New Pics)

Look again. Zoom in.. her lips are closed in both

35 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Supermarkets buy already waxed fruits. The Farmers spray wax... But that doesn't make it any better anyway.

40 Times Boston Home Inspectors Found Such Surprising Things During Their Work, They Had To Document It (New Pics)

Thanks. I have absolutely no idea what 184F is. Would be nice if the Yanks could join the 21st century (and the rest of the world).

35 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Maybe if no one would work for this company things could get better!

35 People Share The Wildest Things They Witnessed In The Baby Delivery Room

Can't you read? He did not die

Hey Pandas, This Is A Safe Space To Get Things Off Your Chest. What Do You Wanna Talk About?

Wait! A 'safe space' where downvoting is allowed? How many people will feel 'safe' revealing something intimate or controversial when downvoting is permitted?