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ZooMom • commented on a post 2 months ago

People Are Posting Their Most Embarrassing Childhood Photos (50 New Pics)

Lol it’s a Methodist cross. The flame represents the Holy Spirit. Having grown up around a lot of Methodist churches it wasn’t until this moment I realized how a “burning cross” may be alarming!

ZooMom • commented on 5 posts 4 months ago

Twitter Users Share 29 Statues That Are Better Than The Ones Protesters Are Tearing Down

They hung her the day after she gave birth

People Are Sharing Pics Of How Their Genes Seemed To Just Hit Copy-Paste (40 Tweets)

No thanks, not into the hard stuff. ;)

Twitter Users Share 29 Statues That Are Better Than The Ones Protesters Are Tearing Down

They hung her the day after she gave birth

People Are Sharing Pics Of How Their Genes Seemed To Just Hit Copy-Paste (40 Tweets)

No thanks, not into the hard stuff. ;)

People Are Sharing Pics Of How Their Genes Seemed To Just Hit Copy-Paste (40 Tweets)

Female hero I think. “She” + “Hero”

Rescue Dog That Never Had His Own Yard Gets A Surprise When His New Parents Build Him One

I am happy for Bentley! But I am also screaming “LOCK HIM DOWN” for the boyfriend hahaha

This Facebook Group Dedicated To Terrible Art Started Recreating It And Here Are 40 Hilarious Entries

That dog is the back is the perfect little surprise hahaha

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ZooMom • upvoted 6 items 4 months ago

40 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face

My parents' late tom cat also loved to sit at the table with the whole family! Never made a big fuss about it, but it was really obvious that he wanted to be included. He was really well-behaved, too; I think it helped that the cats never got table scraps, not even after the meal. He sometimes sniffed a bit longingly - maybe even made a slow, halfhearted attempt to get onto the table - but a gentle hand was all that was ever needed to remind him that, no, the rules still applied (of course, if no one as watching, it was a whole different game...). Wonderful personality, that cat, we always joked that you could have bread a dog-cat with him. Needed regular reassurance that he belonged to the pack, and this was part of it.

People Are Sharing Pics Of How Their Genes Seemed To Just Hit Copy-Paste (40 Tweets)

HEROINE.

40 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face

People Are Sharing Pics Of How Their Genes Seemed To Just Hit Copy-Paste (40 Tweets)

HEROINE.

People Are Sharing Pics Of How Their Genes Seemed To Just Hit Copy-Paste (40 Tweets)

HEROINE.

People Are Sharing Pics Of How Their Genes Seemed To Just Hit Copy-Paste (40 Tweets)

But that's... there's already a word for that...

People Are Sharing Pics Of How Their Genes Seemed To Just Hit Copy-Paste (40 Tweets)

Might also be a photo watermark, sometimes they put them in strange places to stop you just keeping the preview photo and get you to buy a package

25 Funny Memes And Posts In Response To The SpaceX Launch

there is a buch of rich guy, none of them invest their money for the progress, Elon did it!

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ZooMom • commented on 14 posts 5 months ago

Women Are Posting Their Noses That Look Like “Before” Photos

Actually conversation I had with my husband a year into our marriage. Him: I love women with really pronounced noses, like that stick out. Me: really? Him: yeah it’s very sexy Me: Funny that you married me! My nose isn’t pronounced. Him:..... Me: where’s a mirror?!

30 People Who Were 'Today Years Old' When They Realized These Random Things

Nope it’s not “any better” but that’s the point. We don’t need to exaggerate or use inaccurate information. Once your argument is found to be fraudulent nothing else you say can be trusted.

Women Are Posting Their Noses That Look Like “Before” Photos

This Artist Imagined What Would Happen If Coronavirus Hit Disney World (33 Pics)

In China people thought (some people not all) their animals carried the virus and tossed their cats and dogs from balconies to kill them. I’m not being facetious or igniting hate, that was just the news story. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.the sun.co.uk/news/10863349/coronavirus-cats-and-dogs-thrown-to-death/amp/

This Artist Imagined What Would Happen If Coronavirus Hit Disney World (33 Pics)

In China people thought (some people not all) their animals carried the virus and tossed their cats and dogs from balconies to kill them. I’m not being facetious or igniting hate, that was just the news story. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/10863349/coronavirus-cats-and-dogs-thrown-to-death/amp/

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

Alright, I am just going to say it. My kids have incredible teachers. But never have my kids’ teachers been required to do teach my kids, do a second job remotely, laundry, dishes, individually responsible for 3 meals, pay bills, breastfeed an infant, grocery shop, and still maintain a sense of balance. No doubt it was hard being a teacher, but let’s face it, the change has effected us all. Stop degrading parents who are working as a team IN CONJUNCTION with teachers for the benefit of their children. We aren’t bad parents, in fact we are the best. We filled their roles, respected their schedules and lesson plans and thanked them for help. Let us vent a little.

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

Robin?! Is that you?!

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

The amount of comments that prove the general population can neither understand or likely spell satire

People Remain Convinced That We 'Aged' Faster In The Past, Post 28 Pics To Prove This Theory (New Pics)

Although often attributed to Ginger herself, and yet just as powerful, the original source: Bob Thaves, in his 'Frank and Ernest’ series, from a Los Angeles newspaper. In the cartoon (which certainly popularized if it did not originate the saying), Frank and Ernest are shown gazing at a billboard announcing a Fred Astaire film festival. The caption reads: 'Sure he was great, but dont forget that Ginger Rogers did everything he did…backwards and in high heels.’

40 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Okay, for starters many cities do and it’s wonderful. Secondly, it’s also not the city and taxpayers responsibility to provide for your hobby. If I enjoy public sex, should your tax dollars go to fund outdoor mattresses?! I’m all about social programs and universal healthcare but having the city be responsible for your personal enjoyment is ridiculous. In no way does it seem justifiable that you can abuse and potentially destroy property that doesn’t belong to you by using it for purposes it was unintended to provide. If you were trying to access these stairs and couldn’t because of skateboarders, would you say “oh well for me, they deserve a place to play”. If someone peed on your lawn, would your answer be “I should have put a toilet there?” I mean five minutes of thought would have saved you from looking ridiculous by commenting.

The Winning Photos From The GDT Nature Photographer Of The Year 2020 Have Been Announced And They're Beautiful

I had tarantulas as pets growing up. My mother was terrified of them so she made me stack Encyclopedias on top of the enclosures. One of them (Ozzy) would hang upside down beneath the books on the lid so every time she would verify they were still contained it always appeared he had escaped. I liked to think he was trolling her.

Mom Shares 29 Hilarious Things Her 6 Y.O. Says To Stall Her From Leaving His Room At Bedtime

She’s picking on the use of might of. I believe it should be “might have”. Because everyone knows picking on people’s grammar online is the best way to prove your superior intelligence. Lol.

40 Times People Did Exactly What They Were Asked To But The Results Were Hilarious

Just as a measure of support for your opinion I was never comfortable breastfeeding openly. Also my kids were too nosey to focus I’m eating while in public anyway! The truth is that true “feminism” is supporting individual choice. Which is why I support public breastfeeding and applaud public areas providing spaces families to feed and change their children I’m private. A local mall near me offers a wonderful family area with quiet rooms for feeding and special restrooms for kids who are potty training.

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ZooMom • upvoted 14 items 5 months ago

Terrible Art Recreation

Our 20 Best Entries In Our Comedy Pet Photo Competition So Far

Maybe she's barn with it. Maybe it's Neighbelline.

Terrible Art Recreation

Our 20 Best Entries In Our Comedy Pet Photo Competition So Far

Maybe she's barn with it. Maybe it's Neighbelline.

12 Best Entries So Far In The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2020

NO only the owl was funny.

12 Best Entries So Far In The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2020

Well this was disappointing. The only 'comedic' photo was the first one, the owl.

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

That's beautiful Bill.

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

Haha I agree and never wear them. If a man is aroused by my nipples his problem, if a women is offended by that, she's a moron.

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

More common for a man not to wear underwear than a woman not to wear a bra.

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

Amen, Bill

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

sweat in peace so you don't bleed in war

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To Crappy Wildlife Photos That Are So Bad They’re Good (50 New Pics)

Yeah, we're happy we have them between our legs and not on our forehead, too. Believe me.

Two Friends Show How The Same Clothes Look On Their Different Body Types (33 Pics)

It's both sad and embarrassing that even though we've known for decades that obesity kills, people are so desperate to massage their own egos and pretend that carrying around an extra person's worth of lard is somehow all right. It is not. She's killing herself as surely as if she was taking drugs.

44 Of The Best Tweets From Teachers Working During The Quarantine

Reach out to those parents!!! If I hear that one more time...I'm an art teacher for pete's sake, why am I contacting parents about missing ART work.

50 Times Sneaky Pets Occupied Their Owner's Spots In Beds

It's a Michigan State University flag

Transgender Girl Recorded Her MTF Journey For Over 2 Years, Finally Feels Happy

Oh....NOW genetics is a real thing to you!

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ZooMom • commented on a post 2 months ago

People Are Posting Their Most Embarrassing Childhood Photos (50 New Pics)

ZooMom • commented on 5 posts 4 months ago

Twitter Users Share 29 Statues That Are Better Than The Ones Protesters Are Tearing Down

They hung her the day after she gave birth

People Are Sharing Pics Of How Their Genes Seemed To Just Hit Copy-Paste (40 Tweets)

No thanks, not into the hard stuff. ;)

People Are Sharing Pics Of How Their Genes Seemed To Just Hit Copy-Paste (40 Tweets)

Female hero I think. “She” + “Hero”

Rescue Dog That Never Had His Own Yard Gets A Surprise When His New Parents Build Him One

I am happy for Bentley! But I am also screaming “LOCK HIM DOWN” for the boyfriend hahaha

This Facebook Group Dedicated To Terrible Art Started Recreating It And Here Are 40 Hilarious Entries

That dog is the back is the perfect little surprise hahaha

ZooMom • commented on 14 posts 5 months ago

Women Are Posting Their Noses That Look Like “Before” Photos

30 People Who Were 'Today Years Old' When They Realized These Random Things

Nope it’s not “any better” but that’s the point. We don’t need to exaggerate or use inaccurate information. Once your argument is found to be fraudulent nothing else you say can be trusted.

30 Witty And Insightful Comics By An Artist And Also A Mom Of A 2-Year-Old

12 Best Entries So Far In The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2020

I actually agree! I love wildlife photography and look forward to some of the more humorous ones but I didn’t think any of these were that funny. Beautiful photos yes, funny not so much.

This Artist Imagined What Would Happen If Coronavirus Hit Disney World (33 Pics)

In China people thought (some people not all) their animals carried the virus and tossed their cats and dogs from balconies to kill them. I’m not being facetious or igniting hate, that was just the news story. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/10863349/coronavirus-cats-and-dogs-thrown-to-death/amp/

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

Robin?! Is that you?!

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

The amount of comments that prove the general population can neither understand or likely spell satire

People Remain Convinced That We 'Aged' Faster In The Past, Post 28 Pics To Prove This Theory (New Pics)

40 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

The Winning Photos From The GDT Nature Photographer Of The Year 2020 Have Been Announced And They're Beautiful

Mom Shares 29 Hilarious Things Her 6 Y.O. Says To Stall Her From Leaving His Room At Bedtime

She’s picking on the use of might of. I believe it should be “might have”. Because everyone knows picking on people’s grammar online is the best way to prove your superior intelligence. Lol.

40 Times People Did Exactly What They Were Asked To But The Results Were Hilarious

ZooMom • upvoted 6 items 4 months ago

40 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face

People Are Sharing Pics Of How Their Genes Seemed To Just Hit Copy-Paste (40 Tweets)

HEROINE.

People Are Sharing Pics Of How Their Genes Seemed To Just Hit Copy-Paste (40 Tweets)

HEROINE.

People Are Sharing Pics Of How Their Genes Seemed To Just Hit Copy-Paste (40 Tweets)

But that's... there's already a word for that...

People Are Sharing Pics Of How Their Genes Seemed To Just Hit Copy-Paste (40 Tweets)

Might also be a photo watermark, sometimes they put them in strange places to stop you just keeping the preview photo and get you to buy a package

25 Funny Memes And Posts In Response To The SpaceX Launch

there is a buch of rich guy, none of them invest their money for the progress, Elon did it!

ZooMom • upvoted 14 items 5 months ago

Terrible Art Recreation

Our 20 Best Entries In Our Comedy Pet Photo Competition So Far

Maybe she's barn with it. Maybe it's Neighbelline.

12 Best Entries So Far In The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2020

NO only the owl was funny.

12 Best Entries So Far In The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2020

Well this was disappointing. The only 'comedic' photo was the first one, the owl.

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

That's beautiful Bill.

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

Haha I agree and never wear them. If a man is aroused by my nipples his problem, if a women is offended by that, she's a moron.

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

More common for a man not to wear underwear than a woman not to wear a bra.

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

Amen, Bill

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

sweat in peace so you don't bleed in war

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To Crappy Wildlife Photos That Are So Bad They’re Good (50 New Pics)

Yeah, we're happy we have them between our legs and not on our forehead, too. Believe me.

Two Friends Show How The Same Clothes Look On Their Different Body Types (33 Pics)

44 Of The Best Tweets From Teachers Working During The Quarantine

Reach out to those parents!!! If I hear that one more time...I'm an art teacher for pete's sake, why am I contacting parents about missing ART work.

50 Times Sneaky Pets Occupied Their Owner's Spots In Beds

It's a Michigan State University flag

Transgender Girl Recorded Her MTF Journey For Over 2 Years, Finally Feels Happy

Oh....NOW genetics is a real thing to you!

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