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DeathMalice1485 • commented on 11 posts 1 year ago

People Online Share Unpopular Opinions On Musicians, Genres, And The Industry, So Here’re 30 Spot-On Ones

"TRY TO GET A RESERVATION AT DORCIA NOW, YOU B****!!!!"

30 Funny And Slightly Inappropriate Comics From 'Fruit Gone Bad'

Love the hidden "fruit gone bad" in the soup

People Online Share Unpopular Opinions On Musicians, Genres, And The Industry, So Here’re 30 Spot-On Ones

"TRY TO GET A RESERVATION AT DORCIA NOW, YOU B****!!!!"

Artist Creates Comics About Mental Health, Equal Rights, And What It's Like Being A Woman (30 Pics)

bullsh*t

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

So what happened to the 6th person? 6 - 3(that left) - only 2 = 1..... that's pretty f'd up.

'What Does Hollywood Get Wrong About Your Home Country?': 35 People Expose Lazy Writing Stereotypes

Born and raised texan here.... when i talk to people, they say i sound more like a Californian or Coloradan... definitely no southern drawl.

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DeathMalice1485 • upvoted 2 items 1 year ago

30 People Share Stories Of How Their "Crazy Neighbor" Earned That Name

probably cause of the heat

30 People Share Stories Of How Their "Crazy Neighbor" Earned That Name

She still screams inside. The fire burns on.

DeathMalice1485 • commented on 2 posts 2 years ago

30 Funny Pics From Parents Stuck In Quarantine With Their Kids

Reminds me of the cover for The Human Centipede

People Sick Of Seeing Glamorous Workspace Setups Share Their Reality Of Working From Home (30 Pics)

In the majority of these pics, people are working on laptops. These are meant to be mobile, and able to be in confined spaces. I would like to see the crappy DESKTOP setups in tight spaces.

DeathMalice1485 • commented on 14 posts 3 years ago

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

Just watched this movie over the weekend. I found it hilarious that it was in the top 10 movies streamed on Netflix in the US last week. :P

Twitter Users Are Posting Things We Haven't Thought About Since Elementary School, But Will Instantly Remember (30 Pics)

I still play the flash version of this online lol

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

Just watched this movie over the weekend. I found it hilarious that it was in the top 10 movies streamed on Netflix in the US last week. :P

Twitter Users Are Posting Things We Haven't Thought About Since Elementary School, But Will Instantly Remember (30 Pics)

I still play the flash version of this online lol

Twitter Users Are Posting Things We Haven't Thought About Since Elementary School, But Will Instantly Remember (30 Pics)

I bought this book a few years back (in my late 20s) at an airport to pass the time. I read it twice. T'was a great read.... but i think this article is aimed more toward 90's kids?

Austrian Artist Creates Nightmare-Inducing Illustrations And They're Not For The Easily Frightened (30 Pics)

Camping Mike!

Austrian Artist Creates Nightmare-Inducing Illustrations And They're Not For The Easily Frightened (30 Pics)

i was just about to say something about the Dead Marshes! haha

40 Europeans Share What Problems Are Too American For Them To Grasp

Im lucky that my company actually gave me a month off paid for paternity leave this past October

Here Are My 30 Best Optical Illusions That Were Made Without Any Editing Software

The other instance of this was a ferris wheel. It's similar, but not exactly the same :D

Mexican Artist Uses Unique Technique To Make His Drawings Glow, And The Result Is Mesmerizing

Mmmmm five guys :D

30 Comics By ToothyBj That People Who Like Dark Humor Will Appreciate

Its Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077. "Breathtaking" is a reference to Keanu at a gaming convention and someone yelled "You're breathtaking!" and he responded "YOU'RE breathtaking!!"

30 Comics By ToothyBj That People Who Like Dark Humor Will Appreciate

Spooning is a form of cuddling where two people lay on their sides, with one person's back against the other's chest. In this position, the two people resemble two spoons nested together in a drawer. :)

30 Funny And Absurd Action Figures By 'Death By Toys'

Zeke the Plumber was one of my first nightmares.... not gonna lie

30 Dad Jokes That Are So Stupid, They Become Funny

When the diver is preparing to get in to the water, they sit on the edge of the boat with their back to the water. From that position, if they jumped forward, it would be into the middle of the boat.

30 Dad Jokes That Are So Stupid, They Become Funny

Because when the diver sits on the edge of the boat, his/her back is toward the water. If they were to jump forward, the would be jumping forward into the middle of the boat.

27 Awesome Things About Keanu Reeves That Will Make You Fall In Love With Him Even More

Not bashing it. Of course sexual harassment is an actual thing. But i think it blew up really quick, and to protect yourself (like Keanu), the best way is avoidance of physical contact.

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DeathMalice1485 • upvoted 11 items 3 years ago

Millennials Share 30 Things Generation Z Doesn’t Know About, And It Will Make You Feel Old

This is not a cell phone. It is a cordless phone, which was connected to an outlet in a home.

Twitter Users Are Posting Things We Haven't Thought About Since Elementary School, But Will Instantly Remember (30 Pics)

We called it "heads up seven up"

Millennials Share 30 Things Generation Z Doesn’t Know About, And It Will Make You Feel Old

This is not a cell phone. It is a cordless phone, which was connected to an outlet in a home.

Twitter Users Are Posting Things We Haven't Thought About Since Elementary School, But Will Instantly Remember (30 Pics)

We called it "heads up seven up"

Austrian Artist Creates Nightmare-Inducing Illustrations And They're Not For The Easily Frightened (30 Pics)

Dont look at the lights, less you join them and make little conjurers of your own.

Austrian Artist Creates Nightmare-Inducing Illustrations And They're Not For The Easily Frightened (30 Pics)

Guess he turns the wrong direction and ended up at the Dead Marshes.

29 Times Guys Offended Women Without Even Realizing It

There is no such thing as 'too much garlic' <3 GARLIC

40 Europeans Share What Problems Are Too American For Them To Grasp

I find the "perfect" look ugly. It looks like plastic.

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Woman Has Nothing To Hide, Reveals How Fake Her Instagram Photos Really Are (30 Pics)

the other girl is standing behind her

30 Things Worn Down Over Time That Tell Interesting Stories (New Pics)

mr. stark, i don't feel so good!

Guy Explains Why His Dad Is Basically An Asian Ron Swanson In 26 Hilariously Wholesome Examples

I wonder what number 14 was

Here's What 29 Actors From Harry Potter Are Doing Now

This makes it sound as if the Potter movies were a turning point in Fiennes' career, but he was a pretty well established actor already.

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DeathMalice1485 • commented on 11 posts 1 year ago

People Online Share Unpopular Opinions On Musicians, Genres, And The Industry, So Here’re 30 Spot-On Ones

"TRY TO GET A RESERVATION AT DORCIA NOW, YOU B****!!!!"

30 Funny And Slightly Inappropriate Comics From 'Fruit Gone Bad'

Love the hidden "fruit gone bad" in the soup

30 People Share Stories Of How Their "Crazy Neighbor" Earned That Name

Definitely.... i live in Texas lol

30 People Share Stories Of How Their "Crazy Neighbor" Earned That Name

My neighbor across the street does this during the summer.... but he uses an electric mower, so it doesn't make too much noise.

50 Times Designers Failed So Hard, They Got Shamed On The Internet (New Pics)

I would never use this as a lefty.... my hand would be rubbing on the pencil holder.

40 Of The Greatest Metal Detector Finds Posted In This Online Group

Or more fittingly..... you found STRUCK GOLD.... Thank you, i'll see myself out...

40 Of The Greatest Metal Detector Finds Posted In This Online Group

Tuco Salamanca from Breaking Bad :D

50 Cases Of Poor Design That Are Disasters Waiting To Happen

Honey flavored Crown Royal...... kinda reaching on that one, no? XD

Artist Creates Comics About Mental Health, Equal Rights, And What It's Like Being A Woman (30 Pics)

bullsh*t

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

So what happened to the 6th person? 6 - 3(that left) - only 2 = 1..... that's pretty f'd up.

'What Does Hollywood Get Wrong About Your Home Country?': 35 People Expose Lazy Writing Stereotypes

Born and raised texan here.... when i talk to people, they say i sound more like a Californian or Coloradan... definitely no southern drawl.

DeathMalice1485 • commented on 2 posts 2 years ago

30 Funny Pics From Parents Stuck In Quarantine With Their Kids

Reminds me of the cover for The Human Centipede

People Sick Of Seeing Glamorous Workspace Setups Share Their Reality Of Working From Home (30 Pics)

In the majority of these pics, people are working on laptops. These are meant to be mobile, and able to be in confined spaces. I would like to see the crappy DESKTOP setups in tight spaces.

DeathMalice1485 • commented on 7 posts 3 years ago

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

Just watched this movie over the weekend. I found it hilarious that it was in the top 10 movies streamed on Netflix in the US last week. :P

Twitter Users Are Posting Things We Haven't Thought About Since Elementary School, But Will Instantly Remember (30 Pics)

I still play the flash version of this online lol

Twitter Users Are Posting Things We Haven't Thought About Since Elementary School, But Will Instantly Remember (30 Pics)

I bought this book a few years back (in my late 20s) at an airport to pass the time. I read it twice. T'was a great read.... but i think this article is aimed more toward 90's kids?

Austrian Artist Creates Nightmare-Inducing Illustrations And They're Not For The Easily Frightened (30 Pics)

Camping Mike!

Austrian Artist Creates Nightmare-Inducing Illustrations And They're Not For The Easily Frightened (30 Pics)

i was just about to say something about the Dead Marshes! haha

40 Europeans Share What Problems Are Too American For Them To Grasp

Im lucky that my company actually gave me a month off paid for paternity leave this past October

Here Are My 30 Best Optical Illusions That Were Made Without Any Editing Software

The other instance of this was a ferris wheel. It's similar, but not exactly the same :D

DeathMalice1485 • upvoted 2 items 1 year ago

30 People Share Stories Of How Their "Crazy Neighbor" Earned That Name

probably cause of the heat

30 People Share Stories Of How Their "Crazy Neighbor" Earned That Name

She still screams inside. The fire burns on.

DeathMalice1485 • upvoted 18 items 3 years ago

Millennials Share 30 Things Generation Z Doesn’t Know About, And It Will Make You Feel Old

This is not a cell phone. It is a cordless phone, which was connected to an outlet in a home.

Twitter Users Are Posting Things We Haven't Thought About Since Elementary School, But Will Instantly Remember (30 Pics)

We called it "heads up seven up"

Austrian Artist Creates Nightmare-Inducing Illustrations And They're Not For The Easily Frightened (30 Pics)

Guess he turns the wrong direction and ended up at the Dead Marshes.

Austrian Artist Creates Nightmare-Inducing Illustrations And They're Not For The Easily Frightened (30 Pics)

Dont look at the lights, less you join them and make little conjurers of your own.

29 Times Guys Offended Women Without Even Realizing It

There is no such thing as 'too much garlic' <3 GARLIC

40 Europeans Share What Problems Are Too American For Them To Grasp

I find the "perfect" look ugly. It looks like plastic.

Action-Adult-Figures-Deathbytoys

Woman Has Nothing To Hide, Reveals How Fake Her Instagram Photos Really Are (30 Pics)

the other girl is standing behind her

30 Things Worn Down Over Time That Tell Interesting Stories (New Pics)

mr. stark, i don't feel so good!

Guy Explains Why His Dad Is Basically An Asian Ron Swanson In 26 Hilariously Wholesome Examples

I wonder what number 14 was

27 Awesome Things About Keanu Reeves That Will Make You Fall In Love With Him Even More

It's very respectful. I'd also think it is a way of avoiding the "#metoo" epidemic .

Here's What 29 Actors From Harry Potter Are Doing Now

This makes it sound as if the Potter movies were a turning point in Fiennes' career, but he was a pretty well established actor already.

People Are Sharing The Things That Dads Do But Nobody Knows Why, And They're Spot-On (30 Tweets)

She misspelt kids

People Are Sharing The Things That Dads Do But Nobody Knows Why, And They're Spot-On (30 Tweets)

Why do kids always have to pee as soon as the car moves?

People Are Sharing The Things That Dads Do But Nobody Knows Why, And They're Spot-On (30 Tweets)

Because most food dates are arbitrary

My 23 Illustrations Show What Famous Characters Would Buy At The Supermarket

This is the last thing she would buy!

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50 Times Birds Were So Funny, People Just Had To Snapchat Them

I thought at first they were washing the window

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