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Anastasia B • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

45 Ironic Memes To Roast Western Europe, As Shared On "2 Western Europe 4U"

he knows best, monsieur

Problem Of Corruption

Anastasia B • upvoted 8 items 3 days ago

Currently Praying For Them

Didn't Know France Is Based

Currently Praying For Them

Didn't Know France Is Based

Based

UK You Ok?

Least Insane French Riot

Common Rome W

Average European City Versus Average American City

Common European W. Americans Can't Even Fathom A House Not Made Out Of Cheap Glued Sawdust Board And Drywall

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Anastasia B • upvoted 30 items 8 months ago

35 Of The Most Obvious Things People Have Only Just Realized And Shared In This Online Group (New Answers)

As the lone girl in a house full of boys, I clean up enough floor pee to confirm that this surely must be true

'Lost In History': 30 Illuminating Pictures That "Throw Light On Our Past"

Wow, how does he find the specific colour?

'Lost In History': 30 Illuminating Pictures That "Throw Light On Our Past"

This man literally looks like he eats children..

50 Times Annoying Jerks Got "Destroyed" With Words Alone (New Pics)

Even if she was Egyptian, she still wouldn't be black, she would be tan. Americans need to understand that not all Africans are black and not all black people are African Americans.

Artist Draws What Non-Living Objects Would Say If They Could Talk In 74 New Funny Comics

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My parents always taught me to be affectionate. Kinda weird. But my dad always told me that even though you’re a guy, don’t be like the regular guy that acts all tough and contain everything in. You will be okay if you cry, if you hug, and if you express your love for your buds. Don’t be afraid to express your emotion & affection especially to those who care for you.

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I’m a female with a single father. He has never expected anything of me. Did everything to give me what i needed and wanted. But most importantly he taught me how to do basic things that “a man should do” such as change my cars oil, or the tire, and overall mechanics. My father has also excepted anything and everything I could have gone through phase wise. Dye my blonde hair red? Great! Thick makeup. Cool. Wanting to drink. Tell me where when with who and keep your phone on if you need a ride (of course this is after I was at least 15/16). Most important I was able to talk to my dad about absolutely anything without fear of anger judgment or anything of the sort. I can proudly say I hardly drink never smoke moved out when I was ready and am living a great life. I still have a close relationship with my father and he is still my hero.

ixnayupidstay reply

I remember being told it was very important to admit when you're wrong, and I think that was solid advice. But I could be wrong.

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As a young child, I would tell my father, "Dad, I'm hungry." He would stop whatever he was doing, extend his hand, and say, "I'm Bill." It infuriated me. For years this went on. One day, I say, "I'm tired." He responds his usual response and I begin to say, "Daaaaa.....Oh! Oh my god! I GET IT!" There are very few times I've seen my dad laugh that hard. I was 18.

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That the opposite sex does not owe me anything for my kindness.

Things-Learned-Embarrassingly-Late

So a little back story first. I was a really annoying and persistent child. My mother used to tell me that I couldn't accompany my parents out to dinner because "children aren't allowed in restaurants." Fast forward 20 years and my girlfriend and I are out to eat. When a child runs by being a little shitball I say, "Remember when children weren't allowed in restaurants?" No...nobody does.

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I was like 10 when I found out I'm Indian. From India. Little kid me always thought it meant I was Native American and I told people as much until around third grade when I found out that India is a country.

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I had two uncles when I was growing up who did everything together, both had YMCA-style moustaches, never had any girlfriends, and lived together with three cats. Didn't realise they weren't just close friends until I was sixteen. "Oblivious" doesn't even come close.

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when i was about 9 my mother told me that a slut is a woman who likes to have fun. i started describing myself as a slut and i did for about a year or 2

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As a kid my uncle would play this joke where he would put his hand on your head and make like a jellyfish squeezing your head a little, and say “this is a brainsucker, know what it’s doing? Starving!” I would always laugh but did not get it until I was like 25

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I don't know why but whenever someone mentioned that a piece of furniture (or often the dashboard of a nice car) was walnut, I kind of thought they meant the nut and shells all crushed up and smoothened and I wondered how they did it. Then, in my thirties, I realised they probably make it from the tree. Felt like a right walnut that day.

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I always thought that if a guy didn't hold his penis while he was peeing, that it would whip around like a fire hose.

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I thought orgasm was a nice word for fart when I was 10. Told my mom I had so many orgasms that my stomach hurt.

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Until i was 19 and away at college i did not know that milk curdles or bread molded. I grew up in a family of 8 and we went through that stuff so fast.