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The holiday season is upon us, pandas. In theory, we should all be filled with joy, cheer, gratitude, and cookies. But in reality, this can be an extremely stressful time. You might be worried about your finances or struggling to adapt to the dark, cold winter days. So if you need to relieve some stress for the next ten minutes, you’ve come to the right place.
We took a trip to the Rubber Duck Zilla Facebook page and gathered some of their funniest memes below. From relatable posts that might have you giggling uncontrollably to pics that you’ll instantly want to send to your besties, we hope this article takes your mind off all of your seasonal worries for a moment. Enjoy scrolling through, and be sure to upvote the pics that you can’t help but laugh at!
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#1
Multa Nocte 1 day ago
I don't care what they say - Pluto will always be a planet to me and I will just keep missing every quiz question that says it isn't so.
Michael Largey 15 hours ago
Remember - just because "they" don't call it a planet doesn't mean everyone else can't.
Stardust she/her 1 day ago
I think they’re tholins, organic compounds that are reddish brown in colour. Pluto isn’t a planet because it cannot clear out the area around its orbit and not because it’s too small. If size were really the case then we’d have kicked out Mercury as well as two moons of our solar system are larger than it
Dave Nalesnik 22 hours ago
🎶They can say it’s not true but you’re always a planet to meeeeeee🎶
Huddo's sister 1 day ago
The reason I always liked Pluto was it was the smallest of it's group, just like me. Then it was rejected completey.
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Spidercat 1 day ago
This has made me happier than anything on BP in a while. Sad but true fact Pandas: in certain real emergency situations they have to plant real people amongst the rubble so the dogs have living people to find. If they only find vìctims who are not alive, they suffer depression. Humans don't deserve dogs...
#3
TotallyNOTAFox 23 hours ago (edited)
Being the proud owner of a brain stops me from doing this
Bill Swallow 15 hours ago
I know many people with brains. Too many of them could advertise them as "Unused - Good as New!"
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Bob Brooce 14 hours ago
No, it's the carefully framed or cropped picture. The slightly wider view probably shows that she's only a few feet off the ground.
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According to the American Psychiatric Association, 41% of Americans say that their mood worsens during the winter. Over a quarter report feeling fatigued and depressed, and one fifth admit that they begin losing interest in things they like. It can be very difficult to resist the temptation to stay in, lay on the couch, and binge watch Netflix when the weather outside is frightful.
So it’s crucial that those of us who are heavily impacted by the weather make an active effort to take care of our mental health. And one of the best ways you can do that is by making sure you have plenty of humor in your life. According to WebMD, humor can play a huge role in a person’s mental health by relieving tension, melting stress, and releasing endorphins.
#4
Eggwodd 18 hours ago
It doesn't matter that mine have the fancy water fountain, I must let them in for the sink tap too.
Upstaged75 17 hours ago (edited)
Mine are obsessed with the sink. They love when I dump ice cubes in there for them to play with. Never mind that I have a million actual cat toys available for them. 😂 And they have a water fountain too, but I also keep a bowl of water in the sink.
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Giles McArdell 21 hours ago
MANAGEMENT ATTITUDE : MANAGERS NEED TO STOP MAKING THIS A PLACE STAFF DON'T WANT TO BE. - STAFF
KatWitch57 16 hours ago
Anyone currently without an attitude problem obviously has a perception problem.
#6
OneHappyPuppy 15 hours ago
I, as a 35 year old "girl" give this two thumbs up as well! Why can only boys appreciate it??
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Sara Shamsabadi 19 hours ago
right it is childish but that's the fun part?! get a different gf lol
BeesEelsAndPups 20 hours ago
Next year is the 45th Anniversary of Cannonball Run. Just saying.
Lee Gilliland 16 hours ago
I'm doing this for Christmas, I even have the car from Harry Potter to do it with!
LookASquirrel 15 hours ago
Who downvoted you? You are now up to zero 🤷🏻♀️
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Nikki Sevven 10 hours ago
I find it sad that his GF considers his whimsical creativity "childish." Because it's awesome.
Long term, humor can even have a positive effect on a person’s immune system, relieve chronic pain, provide a more positive outlook on life, and improve their overall mood. HelpGuide agrees that laughter truly is the best medicine.
In fact, it can improve heart health by lowering blood pressure and increasing blood flow. Meanwhile, a good laugh can reduce the anger in a person’s heart, preventing them from becoming bitter or resentful. Plus, getting plenty of laughter into every day might even increase a person’s lifespan.
#7
Auntriarch 1 day ago
Make sure you go to the loo first, and hum your favourite song on the way to the meeting
Load More Replies... Multa Nocte 10 hours ago
Oh no! And we were all cheering for you for that test!
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#8
QuincyForrest 20 hours ago
Susan's world has been shattered. Susan preferred the delusion and the false reality. 😝
UnclePanda 21 hours ago
In the moment, I might have gone with "BEEP BEEP SQUEAL "GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU $@^@#..."
#9
UnclePanda 21 hours ago
When I retired, I automatically started to spruce up the resume, because that's what you do when a job ends. I spent maybe 20 minutes before I asked myself, "Who are you doing this for?!"
BeesEelsAndPups 20 hours ago
Can't say the same. My favorite job was nearly about 15 years ago when I was working for a machine learning research team in the very early days of AI for Nokia. Sadly Nokia was taken over by Microsoft, and a year after that they shutdown our whole project. I would happily have stayed there forever. Great team, with really brilliant engineers. Pay sucked and no hope for advancement as there was a no promotions from within policy. But the work was fascinating. Several years after that I went to work on another AI research project with almost all the same people at a different company. But then we were bought out by another much larger company again. While they didn't entirely shut us down, they wanted to divest from the research part of the AI research team, and just turned us all into general software devs. Those of us in leadership, architecture, or research positions (like myself) were laid off. Now I'm a code monkey for a FinTech. Great pay, but boring.
Unsurprisingly, more humor in your life might lead to stronger social connections as well. Everyone is drawn to funny individuals, and sharing hilarious memes with friends and family members might open up the door to more frequent communication. Laughing can diffuse tension in challenging situations, and it might even improve teamwork in work settings. Giggling together promotes group bonding and can help you improve relationships with very little effort.
#10
Tina Girard 1 day ago
let's throw in some integrity and ethics too, just for grins and giggles.
LookASquirrel 14 hours ago
Is that your biggest worry? I'm happy certain people are covered up! 😬
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Siege Rook 12 hours ago
In addition to the previously-suggested integrity and ethics... can we toss in swing music and 30's-era clothes?
Stardust she/her 1 day ago
And if we go far back enough maybe the arsenic as well so as to remove the source of my misery
#11
LookASquirrel 14 hours ago
In Ohio First Energy, our electric provider, was involved in a big scandal with politicians (guess which party) where they scammed a bunch of money and other stuff. All customers are supposed to get some sort of minor refund. we have no idea how much. Now they're raising the rates🤦🏻♀️🙄 People can barely pay already and we've been in a deep freeze.
Robert Millar 1 day ago
Thanks for paying for all that. Now they can just put my money in their pocket.
#12
BC_Animus 7 hours ago (edited)
Took me over a minute to figure out that it's NOT A t-rex... and I only figured it out because of the caption. Still can't figure out what the leaning metal ostrich thing is behind him though.
If you’re curious about how to get more giggles into your daily routine, HelpGuide recommends starting small by smiling more. Smiling is often contagious, and doing so might invite others to share some positivity too. It’s also a good idea to move towards laughter whenever you hear it. Surrounding yourself with funny individuals means that their humor might just start to rub off on you. And, of course, try to find humor in any situation. Even if it appears negative at first, there must be a bright side to look on.
#13
Michael Largey 15 hours ago
Being hit by a texting driver is not a conscious decision.
Load More Replies... Jeff White 1 day ago
While obviously obvious, I am afraid this observation will not change anyone's decision.
#14
Stardust she/her 1 day ago
If I don’t to well in 2026 in some aspect of my life I swear to god I will crashout and go on a kïlling spree and then kïll myself because my life has been downhill ever since 2018
Auntriarch 19 hours ago (edited)
Aww don't do that Stardust my dear, the world needs sensible people and science minded people like you, now more than ever. And you can always come to Bored Panda and know you're amongst friends ❤️ (well most of us anyway, there are a few arsëholes here I agree)
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childish gambling addiction 20 hours ago
One on the left looks like her baby brother was just kidnapped by David Bowie
BeesEelsAndPups 20 hours ago
Probably because that's a picture of Jennifer Connelly at 15 years old.
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Lee Gilliland 16 hours ago
Trust me, the Muppet's wearing 1970s eyelashes. Eye makeup comes and goes.
Zitronella 14 hours ago
When I read the article about Trump's son earlier, I thought to myself, all these women at the side of celebrities look the same, and now this meme comes along and I'm celebrating! Thats so true....I really prefer diversity
Jaya 18 hours ago
Is the left picture AI's attempt to create a photo of young Jennifer Connelly?
PenguinEmp 11 hours ago
It's not ai Jay. It's actually from back then and the post it came from is dated 2018 so do you think it was ai?
Load More Replies...When it comes to memes in particular, therapist Theodora Blanchfield, AMFT, says that they have drastically changed the way that people communicate nowadays.
In a piece for Verywell Mind, Blanchfield writes, “Although memes are packaged in quippy sayings or observations, at their core, they are still an exchange of ideas, just in a very easy-to-digest format. Whether you love ‘em or hate ‘em, memes are an important part of modern discourse.”
#16
Spidercat 1 day ago
You're fine. I do this and I also work out ratios between things so I always have juuuuuuust the right amount left. For instance, when finishing a fry up breakfast, the last mouthful MUST include the yolk of the fried egg, some bacon and a bit of waffle or hash brown.
Auntriarch 1 day ago
Nope, my grandad told me to eat what I don't like first. I even made up a song about it (which I have fortunately forgotten). But you have to save the bonne bouche for last.
Huddo's sister 1 day ago
My grandad used to tell a tale of woe, about a girl who saved the best to last, then dropped it in the dirt, a tale I chose to ignore!
Load More Replies... Stardust she/her 1 day ago
Same here, when eating food I usually separate it into four quadrants and take small bites from each to determine the best one and then I work my way from the least favourite to the favourite
moggiemoo 16 hours ago
I do this. Unfortunately, there have been occasions when, by the time I get to my favourite bit, I'm too full to eat it. It's really disappointing.
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTAFox 23 hours ago
Of course, otherwise you'd have the taste of your least favourite thing linger as aftertaste
Tonyah Mcanelly 10 hours ago
always save the best for last. it gets the cringe out of your mouth
#17
LakotaWolf (she/her) 9 hours ago
Preacher found a toy ONCE that had fallen in between the couch cushions years ago, and now he will aggressively and violently search the same couch cushions at least once per day XD
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Lily bloom 12 hours ago
I literally just oicked up a plastic severed hand at the thrift store 2 days ago that is currently stuffed in the couch waiting for someone to find it and freak out
nottheactualphoto 12 hours ago
I see the typo now, but "oicked up" made me think "vomited."
Load More Replies... Mike F 16 hours ago
I got a pair of chairs from a former coworker that he had in his place for a couple of years. I was putting covers them and when I stuck my hand in the crevices I knew how Howard Carter felt looking into Tut's tomb. I found two sets of keys, one of those butane matches (about 9" long) and lots of other stuff, though no $$.
#18
David Morgan 16 hours ago
"Well, I was vacuuming the billiards room, in the n**e because it was really hot that day, and I guess I must have tripped and fallen on it"...
Load More Replies... Mike F 16 hours ago (edited)
True story, it's good that those are the way they are. When I was in the second hospital after my lung collapse they brought a guy into my room who had just come out of bariatric surgery. It was night time and the curtain was pulled between us. He started, almost immediately, to experience complications from the surgery but could only moan, not talk yet. I got up and dragged my IV stand with me and started yelling down the hallway to get attention. They finally got the dude back into surgery and fixed him up. He and his wife were very grateful as, I was told later, he could have died.
Multa Nocte 1 day ago (edited)
It's stressful enough being in the ER without being next to a curtain behind which an entire medical team has rushed in and is doing loud but unknown actions.
Lotekguy 19 hours ago
Better that someone else needs that degree of attention than for you to need it.
Load More Replies... Did I say that out loud? 15 hours ago
I'm interested to know the context for this picture. I've never been in a single A+E department with this type of layout.
LookASquirrel 12 hours ago
Unfortunately my clumsy bùtt has required many trips to the ER starting in the 70's and my dad was schizophrenic so had to go through an ER first before being admitted to a psych ward , and this was how they were in the US, at least in NE Ohio until the late 90's when they started making more individual rooms which i am thankful for.
Load More Replies... Lee Gilliland 16 hours ago
And yet you aren't supposed to consult a doctor in a non-private area.
CatD 40 minutes ago
I was in the ER with my husband and we listened to a woman talking to a doctor about her cardiologist. " Who's your cardiologist?" the doctor asked. "Dr Mengele" she said "Oh, he's a good doctor" My husband and I were shaking with laughter. I I were a doctor with that infamous name I would have changed it.
Never Snarky 9 hours ago
Hey doc, how much of a scare do you want me to give to the guy in the bay?
Blanchfield also notes that memes have a powerful way of creating connections between people. It’s common for people to feel lonely and isolated in this modern age when we spend so much time staring at screens. But memes can break through these barriers by reminding people that we actually have a lot in common. Memes about mental health issues or common struggles can help individuals realize that they’re not alone. Even funny images about hobbies or music preferences can help people make friends with others who share common interests.
#19
Daya Meyer 15 hours ago
Used it to send my phone back for repairing. It had the perfect size and shape.
PenguinEmp 11 hours ago
Lies. All lies. I am still using the box my s4 came in. Just the perfect size for passports, birth certificates and tiny but important things as well.
OneHappyPuppy 15 hours ago
*glancing at the new box my phone just came in* *glancing at the other three in my cupboard from old phones* naah...
Mike F 16 hours ago
Not a millennial, but you can indeed use them. I put thumb drives in them and write the contents of each of them in the lid.
David Morgan 16 hours ago
Multiple drives, or do you have a VERY small phone?
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TotallyNOTAFox 23 hours ago
Remember, the base has to have a wider diameter than the rest for safe useage
TACO Don's Authentic TexMex 17 hours ago
That sounds like something a fox would say...
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Michael Largey 15 hours ago
Not really, but they're friendly in so many other ways.
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TACO Don's Authentic TexMex 9 hours ago
I just want to thank each and every one of you for the comments on this post. This truly is a Christmas miracle
London Paris 2 hours ago
I like rhe challenge implicit here: am i a nervous amateur, a little daring or am i carrying my own cuffs and ball gag just in case?
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Another great benefit that might come from sharing memes is the fact that they make it much easier to say hard things. Opening up about your mental health struggles can be daunting, but if you find a meme that explains exactly how you feel, sending that might be much less scary. While you might want to eventually be able to express your emotions without the help of a funny image, there’s nothing wrong with easing your way into the conversation.
#22
LakotaWolf (she/her) 9 hours ago
That's why pets are awesome. You are ABSOLUTELY their favorite person. Who cares that you're not some other human's favorite person? XD
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Bored Retsuko 21 hours ago
Then I remind myself I'm my pets' favourite person. (Not that they have much of a choice though, lol.)
highwaycrossingfrog 15 hours ago
This was my neurosis as a very shy child, that no-one really wanted to spend time with me or enjoyed my company, or even thought about me at all (to be fair, I did tend to sit in a corner and not say anything, like a spanner). As a much less reticent adult I think it's my secret superpower because I never worry about what anyone thinks of me. Many people seem to have a lot of anxiety around people thinking critically of them. I continue to assume they're not thinking about me at all.
BeesEelsAndPups 20 hours ago
I am my dog's favorite person. Unless my girlfriend is here. Then I spend the next day reminding her of her treachery, by giving her extra cuddles and treats.
Stardust she/her 1 day ago
Those a******s always make plans without me and then get offended when I say they’re not my friends
#23
Auntriarch 1 day ago (edited)
A dormouse. I'm definitely a dormouse. And get out of my dámn teapot.
Son of Philosoraptor 13 hours ago
I am an owl in a world of hawks ... But I'm ok with that. Reference is from the Demons' Sermon on the Martial Arts, a great book.
#24
Zig Zag Wanderer 1 day ago (edited)
I was with my daughter (25 but looked about 15) getting a prescription. She had got a prescription (so they knew her surname), and I was picking one up for my wife. The cashier, when talking about the meds, kept looking towards my daughter. I had to point out that this wasn't my wife, it was my daughter. I mean, I was about 55,and I STILL had to point this out. I'm not sure how people think any more.
Upstaged75 17 hours ago
Yeah, my dad was with me at the hospital one time when I was having a procedure. The doctor asked if he was my husband. 🙄 Maybe they see a lot of old guys with young women? 🤷♀️
Load More Replies... Son of Philosoraptor 13 hours ago
My ex wife was 5ft zero, tiny and blonde. I had a beard. People constantly thought she was my daughter. We did get her in cheap to the Renaissance Fair though, told them she was 14! 😁
We hope you’re enjoying this funny list full of relatable memes, pandas. Keep upvoting the ones that you can’t wait to share with your friends, and let us know in the comments below how you’re getting in your daily dose of laughter this winter. Then, if you’re looking for another article from Bored Panda that will get you giggling, look no further than right here!
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WednesdayAddams'HashbrownOrder 11 hours ago
And then hit the snooze button
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 15 hours ago
I would no more give up four minutes of sleep than I would four minutes of oxygen.
Remi (He/Him) 19 hours ago
No way. I can't fall asleep in just 4 minutes. Even 30 minutes is kinda pushing it
Nikki Sevven 10 hours ago
I just get up, because the anger I feel at the early awakening will be utterly insignificant compared to the anger at having to wake up twice, 4 minutes apart.
Laura Lawson 14 hours ago
My body decides it doesn't want to sleep when I would like it to, but will sleep like the dèad in those 4 minutes. I still don't understand how...
#27
childish gambling addiction 20 hours ago
Sir David Attenborough, who else?
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#28
UnclePanda 21 hours ago (edited)
As a school kid having the bright idea to use hot water from the sink, I 'feverishly' showed my parents my temp of 112F. It didn't go the way I was hoping
Multa Nocte 10 hours ago
I did that and the thermometer broke because the water was too hot.
Load More Replies... Remi (He/Him) 19 hours ago
Say got the thermometer as a souvenir from US or something
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Mike F 16 hours ago
Really, I've been closer to "space" on a flight to Atlanta.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 15 hours ago
"Space" when applied to astronauts refers to the void between planets. "Space" when applied to Katy Perry refers to the void between ears.
Lotekguy 14 hours ago
I was thinking along the same lines, but you said it better than what I had in process. Kudos.
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royal crablets 11 hours ago
"I don't have tattoos that low." "Don't worry about it." "Are those both your hands on my shoulders?" "Don't worry about it."
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Lotekguy 1 day ago
He has a lot to be upset about - especially from many of those who claim to be acting on his behalf.
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTAFox 23 hours ago (edited)
Last time somebody crossed him didn't turn out well for Jesus though...
Krystal Keener 31 minutes ago
Who tried to put debt collectors in temples again!? Jesus done threw hands about that last time.
CatD 27 minutes ago
It wasn't debt collectors. It was merchants and money changers.
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Scott Rackley 14 hours ago
The look my brother and I give each other for the same reason. Our humor is highly inappropriate.
Bob Brooce 13 hours ago
If you can't bring a conversation to a screeching halt don't try and tell me you've got a good sense of humor.
#34
Michael Largey 15 hours ago
"Literally just fold the laundry." Yeah, well I'll leave the fitted sheets to You - You're the miracle guy.
highwaycrossingfrog 15 hours ago
*looks nervously at the corner where the clothes have been hanging on the airer for 4 days*
#35
Bob Brooce 14 hours ago
Reminds me of this sign thatIi saw in a restaurant a few years ago. next >
#36
BeesEelsAndPups 20 hours ago
The fact that I carry a pocket-size computer with me that also knows the time.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 9 hours ago
Whenever I get shanghaied into going to a musical or concert or whatnot with my mom and sister and I have to dress up, I slap on this lovely cheap Timex that has a quite-pretty metal band. It actually looks fancy enough to wear with a dress, and it has an Indiglo button for those times when I'm stuck in an interminable, awful musical and I can't pull out my phone to check how much longer I have to suffer XD
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detective miller's hat 18 hours ago
If a watch costs that much money, I expect to also receive a small Victorian boy who follows me around and announces the time whenever I ask.
Cuppa tea? 16 hours ago
Just bought my first smart watch. Casio F-105, price 21€. It has plethora smart functions - time, date and day of the week.
#37
Dave Nalesnik 22 hours ago
I had a Japanese friend who was ESL who aaalllmost nailed the metaphor when he exasperatedly said one day,”MAAAN! My s**t is so apart right now!”
#38
Upstaged75 17 hours ago
I work from home so I wear PJ-like clothing all the time. It doesn't suck. 😊
Load More Replies... Vexed Panda 3 hours ago
I'm good to go till the bra comes off so you better need a rescue within 45 minutes of me getting home!
#39
AC 19 hours ago
At least American children will be used to having a gun aimed at their head at an early age
Bob Brooce 13 hours ago
For some reason I immediately thought you should have said "Holy water pistols, Batman!"
Load More Replies... Teutonic Disaster 5 hours ago
I don't think that's what they meant with 'baptism by fire'... 😳
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Stardust she/her 1 day ago
I swear, stray dogs are so much more chiller because at least they don’t bark at every slight movement unlike someone’s pet dog who will chase you the moment they see you even if you’re not near its owner
Cuppa tea? 16 hours ago
A proper dog will be alert, barking and at the door exactly 1 second before doorbell rings.
Karl der Große 12 hours ago
My dog needs to learn how to size up the competition before barking.
Smeghead Tribble Down Under 8 hours ago
My tiny, less than 1kg female ferret was like this. If she could have barked, I reckon she would have sounded like a blo.ody Rottweiler or something.
CatD 20 minutes ago
So was my calico. She'd growl when somebody knocked at the door and go see who it was.
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Bill Swallow 15 hours ago
I'd be wearing a Santa suit 24x7. I would love to have infinite resources to do good things for people. (My favorite episode of 'Twilight Zone' is 'Night of the Meek'.)
Lady Eowyn 11 hours ago
One of my favorites, too. The first time I saw it, and Art Carney's character sit down at the bar, I was expecting the usual b******g. They he says he's sad because he can't help others. That episode, and A Charlie Brown Christmas, are the most Christmasy stories out there.
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#43
TotallyNOTAFox 23 hours ago (edited)
I would never do that because I'm not a fan of ugly backrounds
LakotaWolf (she/her) 9 hours ago
I couldn't imagine doing that even if I was pretty/not hideous XD (I am hideous.) My phone background is my old gray cat, gone these many years but still absolutely loved <3
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nottheactualphoto 11 hours ago
Or one of the fakes where his IQ is greater than his hat size
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DrBronxx 6 hours ago
I have spent way too much time asking ChatGPT about low yield investments, and how much I would need to invest in order to comfortably live off the returns. After I pay off the mortgage and car loan, of course. Y'know, standard preparation for my surely inevitable lottery win. I know, I know, I have wild plans.
#45
Jaya 18 hours ago
Dog: "The lower part of these curtains do not spark joy, I'm gonna get rid of them!"
PenguinEmp 10 hours ago
Also that is the joke. Thanks for explaining it again
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Cuppa tea? 17 hours ago
That's not old. That knowing your priorities and prioritize mental health.
#47
Λjvo 10 hours ago
Yep, the last thing we need in this recruiting hell is for them to hire candidates based on commute time.
Load More Replies... Orange Mum 9 hours ago
We run a small demolition company in Australia and yes, it is not free time, so here in Australia in the building industry you get a daily travel allowance added to your pay
TotallyNOTAFox 23 hours ago (edited)
Not with the housing prices in cities, here in Germany companies and services (like hospitals) have some trouble finding employees because the next affordable housing is too far away to justify the commute
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sbj 1 day ago
When you're a child you're disappointed when you get socks but as you age it's all you want for Christmas
highwaycrossingfrog 15 hours ago
When you get to my age, you have to start specifying "no socks for Christmas" because you have so many
Load More Replies... PenguinEmp 10 hours ago
I literally just got 6 pairs of socks for Hanukkah that I asked for! I am so happy
TotallyNOTAFox 23 hours ago (edited)
Not to mention that we owe only 3 pairs of shoes max. - Everyday wear, fancy ones and (if necessary) work boots
BeesEelsAndPups 20 hours ago
I have four pairs of fancy shoes (to match different suits). My everyday shoes. My indoor shoes for winter. And two pairs of flip-flops, one for indoor and one for outdoor. I don't walk barefoot in my house because I have pets, and one is a cat who likes to puke on things.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 hours ago
Aha, so you're a Pisces like me! And you were born in the Year of the Horse XD (I was born in the Year of the Dog.)
Load More Replies... Smeghead Tribble Down Under 8 hours ago
Newcastle, NSW, 10.31am saturday 27th September 1980 ~ (Libra/Year of the Monkey/hates astrology with a burning passion)
LakotaWolf (she/her) 9 hours ago
The girl wants to check the son's astrology sign/chart to make sure they're "compatible" astrologically.
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Karl der Große 12 hours ago
I would feel this way, too, if I climbed in my truck to find the steering wheel on the wrong side.
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PenguinEmp 10 hours ago
Yup that was me. Not a day goes I get texts asking me to give them a smile. They miss seeing my face everyday and the positive things I say.
#55
Alyx Is Indeed A Rock 12 hours ago
Did you really have to make an AI picture of a dog being playful
Gizmo 14 hours ago
For real! My dogs love to have a no holds barred wrestling match on the bed, the second I get into bed.
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Stardust she/her 1 day ago
I have an eye that’s small and it’s so sensitive to light that sometimes it appears like I’m winking in bright areas. My greatest fear is that someone would think I was winking at them on purpose and make a move or something
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LillieMean 1 day ago
This is why all the packages in my house look like they were gnawed open by a loose gremlin after midnight.
Upstaged75 17 hours ago
Same. Some days all I ask is that a package/box opens like it's supposed to. That never seems to happen.
Load More Replies... KatWitch57 16 hours ago
Only because eventually you remember to use a knife.
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detective miller's hat 18 hours ago
I love how confused people get in my car when Abba comes on after 20 minutes of death metal.
Mike F 16 hours ago
The 21st century answer to Top 40 radio. It was a great time to be alive, Iron Butterfly followed by Aretha Franklin followed by Buffalo Springfield...
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Laura Lawson 13 hours ago
My play list has P!nk, Meatloaf, Kpop, Miss Saigon, Les Miserables, Queen, Disturbed & the glorious Ms Gloria Gaynor. You never know what's coming next! 🤣
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Lotekguy 1 day ago (edited)
Having a cat with the Moe Howard hairdo doesn't work unless you have a hairless for Curly and a poodle for Larry.
highwaycrossingfrog 15 hours ago
My poor sister. Somehow she got this treatment while I escaped
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TotallyNOTAFox 23 hours ago (edited)
Wrong quote for that scene. Alas poor Yorick, few know your story well.
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Spidercat 1 day ago
That is not diagonally cut. It's just slightly off centre. Thanks I hate it...
nottheactualphoto 8 hours ago
Regardless of the cut, that looks like some nasty-аss "cheese food." What I do: First, shred the cheese! Second, use a mix of something with good flavor (cheddar, gruyère, etc) and something that's melty (emmentaler, american, etc). Third, "grill" it in a cast iron skillet with butter over low heat; low and slow.
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Huddo's sister 1 day ago
Same, though the only people who phone me are my mum and sister and it's really hard to get off the phone with them. The first 2 minutes are important things, the rest I only half listen to.
Load More Replies... Stardust she/her 1 day ago
Girl to girl? It’s 10 minutes tops and even that;s pushing it to an extreme
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UKGrandad 18 hours ago
I gave my grandsons a pile of ripped-up cardboard for Christmas. They'd said that they wanted an ex-box.
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Lotekguy 23 hours ago
You won't always come out ahead from speeding, but if you never speed you never will.
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Auntriarch 1 day ago
And you'd have to eat a kilo of sprouts to get the same amount of vitamin C as you can get from four margaritas
Fransanchez 16 hours ago
How on earth did you find that out ?!?!?!?!?! That's impressing, tho
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OneHappyPuppy 15 hours ago
As a multilingual and someone who uses three languages on a daily basis, yes, I get this. Luckily I'm not at a point where I mix up the language in regards to who I'm speaking with, as I see is very common with other multilingual people.
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Auntriarch 1 day ago
I bought my mother a cheese tree from Aldi for Christmas! Job done.
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TotallyNOTAFox 23 hours ago
It's a reflex as reaction to expected pain, making a noise or cursing can lower pain intensity
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Zig Zag Wanderer 1 day ago (edited)
That is A) Northern Hemispheric, and B) not true in the tropics anyway. So basically only the top 20% of the globe or so.
QuincyForrest 19 hours ago
I'm in the northern hemisphere, and since I'm unable to go anywhere else it might as well be the whole world.
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Dave Nalesnik 22 hours ago
All social media is designed to keep your attention engaged for as long as possible, so giving you exactly what you want in an efficient manner will NEVER be in the cards.🫤
Zig Zag Wanderer 1 day ago
Startup idea: posts from people you actually meet in person. In the order you meet them.
Mike F 16 hours ago
If it were possible, I'd love to do with the BP "fam" like we did with fellow CBers back in the 70s. They were called coffee "breaks" and some folks would get together and rent a hall then broadcast the location and time. Everyone kicked in a few bucks and they had refreshments and you got to meet all the people you typically just talked to by radio. They were great fun. I would love to do something like that but we're from all over the world so it's not doable, sadly.
Load More Replies... OneHappyPuppy 14 hours ago
Isn't that - Facebook? Or have I been off of social media too long?
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Bruce Mardle 17 hours ago
Reminds me of an episode of "Mork and Mindy" where Exidor painted eyes on his eyelids so his "enemies" wouldn't know if he was asleep.
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Did I say that out loud? 17 hours ago
If it's not my face, it's my gob. Fortunately, I'm past caring now.
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Robert Trebor 17 hours ago
Like having the 2nd letter of a crosswod answer, then getting the 2nd to last, then immediately the whole word.
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Daya Meyer 6 hours ago
I would never give the command to my partner that he has to go and make something and than complaining about that he didn't do it the way I wanted. But I wouldn't post pics of a young child on IG so what do I know?
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Remi (He/Him) 18 hours ago
I've seen this before and I still think they might have taken the tattoo after surviving some heart issue
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QuincyForrest 19 hours ago
I took a screenshot, flipped it upside down in my photo editor, and all I can see is an upside down bird. Oh. I was told, wasn't I? And I turned it upside down anyway.
Radek Suski 23 hours ago
I always ask myself if people posting things like this are expecting me to rotate my 32" Monitor?
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Remi (He/Him) 18 hours ago
Being bald doesn't stop guys from being hot. Just look at captain Picard
Khavrinen 16 hours ago
And women wouldn't have anything to do with me back when I still had hair, so the opposite is also true.
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TotallyNOTAFox 22 hours ago
It's the other way around though, winter time is the natural state while Daylight savings was established in WW1 by setting the clocks one hour ahead
highwaycrossingfrog 15 hours ago
That doesn't affect the fact that 7 am is now 6 am
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Spidercat 1 day ago
You are clearly blessed. I do get it and wish I didn't. People are vile...
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Did I say that out loud? 16 hours ago
Obviously diéd a virgin. Can't imagine what any woman would see in him.
Steve 13 hours ago
Seeing how his nose is bigger than most guys d!cks, I doubt he died a virgin.
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Giles McArdell 21 hours ago
Just to be pedantic - it's been discovered that the appendix stores extra "good" stomach bacteria for use after an illness when the stomach's levels of bacteria can be low.
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S Bow 16 hours ago
I believe it's referring to having a job in order to pay bills.
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Greg Weaver 1 day ago
If you JUST save 100 dollars every day for a year ......you must have a good job!
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