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Ever found yourself stuck in a never-ending cycle of scrolling through social media, looking for a well-needed distraction, only to realize that you haven't even cracked a smile? Yeah, we've been there. The web is jam-packed with content, but not all of it gets a chuckle out of us, right?

So, what's this list of jokes for teens all about? Simple. It's for those moments when you just want to have a good laugh. No life lessons here, no preaching — just straight-up humor.

Maybe you're cramming for an exam and need a mental break. Perhaps you're hanging out at a friend's house and need something during those moments of comfortable silence. Or, hey, maybe you're an adult tasked with entertaining a group of teens, and you don't want to bomb. No worries, we've got you covered with funny jokes for teens that are just the right amount of hilarious.

We've got jokes that are short, sweet, and right to the point, covering all the angles of teenage life. So go ahead, take a look, and upvote the best jokes so that your comrades won't have to scroll aaaaaaalllll the way down. Regardless of your reason for being here, this list is your ultimate go-to for all things funny!

#1

Jokes for teens about Google How do you know when you’re desperate for an answer? You look at the second page of Google search results.

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Gerard Neaux
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the same way you know Google quality plummeted, the first results are junk

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Dumb person
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would be a lot funnier in a one-liner format

Aiyanna Pace
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg uhh i do not get it uhhh can someone explain

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    #2

    What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.

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    Minh Chau Do
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, do not reveal your age here, unless you know you won't be manipulated (treated unfairly).

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    Christina T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Approved by my 16 yo as cheesy, yet very funny

    Gabriella Cole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should go and tell them that joke tho

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    #3

    What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.

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    Dr.Bright
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This helped me cheat my math homework somehow. its one of those complete problems then get letters for the final answer... So thank you BoredPanda!

    GATLIN SPEARS
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is strait up cracking me up so sarcastice

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    What Are Jokes for Teens?

    Jokes for teens are humor pieces specifically curated to resonate with the teenage demographic. Unlike jokes aimed at kids or adults, teen jokes often touch on aspects of adolescent life like school pressures (yes, even school jokes might get a chuckle), social dynamics, and that ever-confusing journey of growing up.

    In today's digitally connected world, many teen jokes also draw inspiration from the same sphere as social media jokes, capturing the essence of online interactions and trends.

    This isn't just another list you'll scroll past, though. We've handpicked these good jokes for teens to offer a comedic take on experiences that teens can relate to, making it the go-to collection for anyone looking to share a laugh.

    #4

    Why can’t dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they’re extinct.

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    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, took a couple of million years for the last one to be all alone on Earth

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    JJ Day10Machine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birds are dinosaurs. All non-avian dinosaurs are extinct. Birds don't have hands.

    Gabriella Cole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that it was because they had small arms

    Tatum Graham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was gonna say because they don't have long enough hands but uh i don't think that better

    Hamster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s very dark. Wasn’t expecting that. I thought it would be all nice and innocent but nevermind 😂

    Distinguished Gentleman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do i wanna be like a dinosaur? cause they're all dead.

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    #5

    Jokes for teens about baseball I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

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    ifound_acoolfrog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this joke could also work for something else

    Mary Grace Hagen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because i know that if a baseball hit you in the eye you will get a blue eye

    SweetsEve
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the first one I laughed at. I have a very visual imagination.

    John Barker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear BP, you don't need to repeat the words in text, we can see the picture.

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    #6

    What do you call hiking U.S. college students? The walking debt.

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    gilded panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emphasis on us, name five other countries with such high debt

    What Types of Jokes Do Teenagers Typically Enjoy?

    Gen Zs, specifically teenagers, have a unique and evolving sense of humor that sets them apart. 


    Dark humor, irony, and memes rule the day. The platforms they frequent, like TikTok and Twitter, offer a mix of light-hearted jokes and those that touch on serious topics like mental health and significant world events. Some jokes take a jab at the sheer randomness of life, wrapped up in layers of irony that only the initiated can unpack. Essentially, teens use humor as a coping mechanism and a way to connect.


    But don't be fooled. They also dig the classics — dad jokes, puns, knock-knock jokes for teens — but always with a twist that resonates with their unique worldview. So, if you’re trying to make a teen laugh, be prepared to hit them with something as unpredictable as their ever-changing lingo.

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    #7

    Are you free tomorrow? No, I’m expensive. Sorry.

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    Charles Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm free tomorrow but you get what you pay for...

    Jadyn Turner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too i always got dahm school mother f****r

    JADELYN GOODRICH
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is funny when me and my BFF understood it!!!!

    #8

    Why did God supposedly make men before He made women? Because everyone needs a rough draft.

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    Steve DiStefano
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    Because women are beautiful and men are ugly.

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    Tom Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't want to be nagged and one penis is enough

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    Which Topics Should You Avoid When Making Funny Jokes for Teens?

    Navigating teen humor can be like walking on a tightrope. While edgy jokes might get some laughs, certain topics are best avoided to ensure you're not crossing any boundaries. Sensitivity to social issues, cultural differences, and personal experiences is paramount. Steer clear of jokes that touch on race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, or any form of discrimination or harassment. Mental health is another area where caution is advised. 

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    Though some teens make jokes about these subjects as a coping mechanism, it's a thin line that shouldn't be crossed lightly — especially if the joke comes from an adult who may not fully grasp what such sensitive topics mean for teenagers.

    Ultimately, the goal is to find the sweet spot between edgy humor and respect for a wide array of viewpoints and life experiences. So, if you're aiming to entertain without offending, be mindful of the topics you choose.

    #9

    Why was the Maths book sad? It had too many problems.

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    Kai David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your dad is gone, you will wish for one more road trip with nothing but dad jokes

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    Jadyn Turner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha i did this one on my school joke

    Oerff On Tour
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It keeps losing X, and can't figure out Y

    Skyla King
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear math, please grow up and solve your own problems.

    Hamster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone has too many problems, doesn’t matter who you are

    Aria Storm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dear math i cant help you find X face it bud... she is gone

    Elizabeth Truss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could down-vote all of these to the bottom of the list. I feel like I'm on a road trip with my dad.

    Charles Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate dad jokes (being a dad and all) but the title is spot off.

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    #10

    My boss told me yesterday, “You shouldn’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want.” But when I turned up today in Ghostbusters clothes, he said I was fired.

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    Yee Kiat UnPro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Ghostbusters were fired from their job before they started their Ghostbusters business. Your boss is doing the right thing!

    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That jerk hoped you secretly want to be an accountant

    James Heinle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During my daughter's first grade graduation, they asked all the kids what they wanted to be when they grow up. A couple of the kids said things like fireman, policeman, doctor or nurse. My little girl said she wants to be a Ghostbuster. She's the best.

    veryvenasaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did something similar. Teachers were always saying "for finals dress in a way that makes you feel confident on your test." So I started wearing cosplay to finals and now ever semester I cosplay for finals and it's become a really fun tradition.

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    #11

    If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? Big hands.

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    Charles Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you know what they say about people with big hands... They have a difficult time finding gloves.

    Tom Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball in your right hand you have a Damm good grip on the Jolly Green giant

    Eve Ballein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you know what they say about people with big hands.... They have problems with zippers.

    Zoia Eliseyeva
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just realized that I have three options in evaluating people's jokes: 1) Like it (Click Arrow Up) 2) Ignore it 3) Not Like it Actively (Click Arrow Down). However, I am not a downer by nature, so I do Downs in exceptional cases. :D

    SweetsEve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought these were big strong hands...

    JADELYN GOODRICH
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is funny but really offensive to people with big hands

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    #12

    Jokes for teens about chemistry What should you do when no one laughs at your chemistry jokes? Keep going until you get a reaction.

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    Hamster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say a joke about noble gases, but I wouldn’t get a reaction either.

    Evelyn Wrightsman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nerd jokes, making people laugh since......... Never

    Where Do Teenagers Find Jokes and Funny Content?

    Teenagers today have a world of jokes and funny content right at their fingertips, thanks to social media and the internet. 

    From subreddits like r/teenagers and r/memes to TikTok's viral trends — many of which eventually end up as Instagram Reels — teens are never more than a click away from a hearty laugh or quick diversion. Twitter is another go-to, where memes and viral threads keep the fun rolling.

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    Let's not forget YouTube, the OG of online content, with comedy skits, parody songs, and reaction videos. Even streaming platforms like Netflix have comedy specials targeted at younger audiences.

    Podcasts also joined the game. According to the Gen Z Podcast Report by Edison Research and SXM Media, 47% of the online population in the U.S. aged 13-24 are monthly podcast listeners. While this age bracket includes both teenagers and young adults, 73% of these Gen Z listeners started tuning in before they turned 18, showcasing the medium's influence on teen culture.

    In short, whether they're sneaking a peek during class or deep-diving into a late-night meme fest, teens have countless sources for their daily dose of humor. Curious about where teenagers around you find their fun content of choice? Just take a glance at their phone screen (with their consent, of course!) — you'll find a universe of entertaining content in there.

    #13

    Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!

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    Yuna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she'll go into the unknown to find it.

    Evelyn Wrightsman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rolled my eyes so hard I'm surprised I didn't go blind.

    Hamster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the REAL jokes are in the comments 😂

    Hamster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These aren’t teen jokes, (in my opinion) they’re not even funny. I’m not even a teen yet and I don’t think they’re funny.

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    #14

    What animal is the worst at hiding? The leopard — he’s always spotted.

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    Hamster
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the joke, it makes sense, but, (don’t get offended), it’s not funny. Also, leopards run at around 36 MPH so they would be gone, so they would win in any hiding games.

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    #15

    What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reali-tea.

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    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not hard to swallow but hard to hold in.

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    Random Reah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    less of a joke, more of a fact

    Vitaly P.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of bees can we milk? Boobees.

    Hamster
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one can swallow reali-tea. No one. It’s not hard, you just can’t.

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    How Have Teen Jokes Evolved Over the Years?

    If we were to hop into a time machine and go back a few decades, the humor landscape for teens would look drastically different than what we see today.

    In the pre-internet era, teen jokes were largely circulated through word of mouth, magazines aimed at younger audiences, and the occasional TV shows that had gained a cult following among the younger generation. Think of the '90s shows like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air or Saved by the Bell, which both offered a plethora of wisecracks and one-liners that teens back then would mimic.

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    Fast forward to the 2000s, and the internet starts to take over. Forums and early social media platforms like MySpace became the new playground for teen humor. It was in this period that "internet humor" started taking shape, with the rise of viral memes, flash animations, and early YouTube comedians.

    Then came the 2010s. Enter smartphones, better internet connectivity, and social media platforms designed with sharing in mind. Vine's 6-second videos became a breeding ground for a unique, fast-paced humor style that had to deliver a punchline almost immediately. And let's not forget about the meme culture that sprouted on Tumblr, Reddit, and later Instagram and Twitter.

    Now, in the 2020s, we have TikTok leading the charge. The humor here is a unique blend of the random, the absurd, the deeply ironic, and at times, the thought-provoking. Many of the jokes are so layered that they require a decent understanding of current events, internet culture, and even meme history to fully get them. It's also worth noting that the jokes aren't just verbal or visual — they're often a combination of both, playing off music, sounds, and text for a multi-sensory laugh.

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    It's not just the medium that's changed but the subject matter too. Today's jokes often touch on social issues, mental health, and existential dread, topics that may have been considered too heavy for humor in previous generations but are now part of the everyday conversation for teens.

    Long story short, teen humor has evolved from simple one-liners and sitcom jokes to a complex, multi-layered form of expression that leverages technology, embraces current events, and isn't afraid to delve into previously taboo topics. And honestly, given how fast things are changing, who knows what the next big shift in teen humor will be?

    #16

    Jokes for teens about garbage truck What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!

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    Kind Pegasus 95
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the Magic School Bus?? He has four wheels and he flies around

    Jeremy Franklin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garbage trucks actually pretty much always have 6 wheels...

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    #17

    I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.

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    Hamster
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what it is supposed to do Yes, I know, it’s a joke, I was being sarcastic, so no one yell at me please.

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    #18

    Why do pirates have to learn the alphabet? If they don’t, they’ll be lost at C.

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    Joseph Mainusch
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have to at least make it to Arrrrr.

    strawberry idiot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, as long as they know X they're fine!

    e schwarz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or have enough vitamin C. Limeys

    The Rouge Beast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think a pirate's favorite letter would be R but the C be their first love.

    #19

    What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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    Terry Tobias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This joke has been around as long as there've been apples... and worms.

    Dávid Csonka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why this section is for teens... Because most jokes are very old.

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    SweetsEve
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing wrong with a little gooey protein. What are you vegan?

    ARTHUR HENSLEY
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause you now were the other half went

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    #20

    Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay. He woke up.

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    Rose-A-Lix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm giving this to my teacher

    ARTHUR HENSLEY
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because school torture’s children

    UDERSERVELOVE!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said this to my mom and after the kidnapping part she FREAKED. I said the other part and she just glared at me.

    Hamster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad he woke up, teacher would’ve woke him up and he woulda gotten in trouble.

    Parzivalofsadlygrove
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard this from my dad at LEAST 25 times. Still gets me every time

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    #21

    Jokes for teens about Minecraft What do you call a Minecraft meetup IRL? A block party.

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    SweetsEve
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guys that shut it down aren't cops, they're Endermen.

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    #22

    Why are spiders such know-it-alls? They’re always on the web.

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    Like_Mike23
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t tell them about internet explorer

    Josh McJunkin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear that their web keeps getting bugs

    #23

    How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints.

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    Dog Thievery 101
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first time i laughed and it wasn't even from the main article, lmao.

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    EEF🤓
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the only good one so far

    Random Reah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i get the joke, but it´s not really that funny

    Creepy panda
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the sound of one will smacking. Keep her name out of youre f*****g mouth . I'll see myself out.

    mft760
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look for a slapped snowman

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    #24

    Jokes for teens about crying A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

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    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I only let the ninjas do it

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    #25

    Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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    bas vdlaar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be the other way round. Why do hipsters never burn their mouth? They only start drinking coffee when it's cool. Europeans have been drinking coffee for ages.

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    #26

    What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.

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    #27

    I thought I’d tell you a brilliant time-travel joke, but you didn’t like it.

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    ThatOneFriend15
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not gonna be in style for a few years, probably why

    #28

    Can February March? No, but April May.

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    Jazmine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

    SweetsEve
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has my dad been getting jokes from bored Panda this whole time? 🐼

    Annie Bieber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time travel IS possible...This made 9yo girl smile aaain. 😁

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    #29

    A science teacher tells his class, “Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773.” A boy responds, “Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it.”

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    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference between facts and opinions is that facts are true regardless of what anyone thinks

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    #30

    Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

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    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they initially made up this joke some 30y back.

    Dog Thievery 101
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think it was made up 30 years prior to 30 years ago, lol. remember, it's 2022 now (even tho my brain says its still 2007).

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    luna
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    iv herd this a thosend times

    ZefRam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a shirt with this

    #31

    I thought my neighbours were lovely people. Then they went and put a password on their wi-fi.

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    #33

    What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside.

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    Blurryface
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I’m on the Outside, in the summer heat; you can pay the cover charge, I’m in the street. Little did they know that they can’t touch me, I’m vibin’, vibin’…”

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    #34

    What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it? An envelope.

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    SweetsEve
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not really a joke. I think this falls under riddle.

    GPZ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but not necessarily

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    #35

    How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired.

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    #36

    Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can’t even.

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    Christina T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard it "Why are girls so bad at math?" It's because "Omg I can't even!"

    BOO
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need to tell my friend this

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    #37

    Jokes for teens about man walked into a bar What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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    Zoey Tarver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh i thought it was like, beer, and stuff. It was a metal bar

    Idk someone (they/she)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the hospital.

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    #38

    What does a high school basketball player and a jury have in common? The Court.

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    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The High Court judges apparently have a private basketball court on the building's upper level. They jokingly call that the Highest Court.

    Kate Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned that on Cracked dot com, and then had it reinforced by same in photo-plasties or whatever it's now called.

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    #39

    I think my algebra teacher is a pirate. All she ever wants to do is find X.

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    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this as her ex and couldn't see what it has to do with pirates.

    #40

    How does the moon cut its hair? E-clipse it.

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    #41

    Jokes for teens about selfie Why did the selfie go to prison? It was framed.

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    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who but a dad would frame a selfie #dadjokesquared

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    #42

    Which hand is better to write with? Neither. It’s better to write with a pencil!

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    #43

    What do you call the horse that lives next door? Your neighbor!

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    SweetsEve
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're being polite. He's a total jackass.

    Napo Allenius-Tapiovaara
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you greet and feed the horse at the same time? Hay.

    Josh McJunkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A horse is a horse of course of course....

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    #45

    Were any famous men and women born on your birthday? No, only babies.

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    Is secretly a Raccoon
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Snort laugh* Dad jokes like these are great

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    #46

    What do you call high school kids who haven’t been able to go to school because of COVID-19? Quaranteens.

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    Charles Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if they have been reading the holy book of Islam.

    #47

    How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!

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    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, he hates metal music.

    Zoey Tarver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's a conductor of electricity!! MIND=BLOWN

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    #49

    Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!

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    #50

    What is the witch’s favorite school subject? Spelling!

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    #51

    What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup.

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    Demonz Halo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am forever going to remember this when I look at roast beef and pea soup…..

    Zoey Tarver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS IS GOING TO BE MY FIRST TIME EVER TRYING TO PEE SOUP

    #52

    Jokes for teens about pimples Why do pimples make horrible prisoners? Because they keep breaking out!

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    #53

    What do you call an old snowman? A puddle.

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    Cartoon Fan Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should have been a happy snowman...

    luna
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sighs and shakes head*

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    #55

    What are two things you can’t have for breakfast? Lunch and dinner.

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    Josh McJunkin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But surprisingly, you can have breakfast for lunch or dinner!

    Zoey Tarver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and I've been having breakfast for dinner when i was in NC on Sundays!

    Jazmine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if I believe this.. There have been times where leftovers from dinner make a great breakfast. But dinner....

    Josh McJunkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But as you said, it makes a breakfast. Not a morning dinner.

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    #56

    Did you hear about the guy writing a construction book? He’s still working on it.

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    Parzivalofsadlygrove
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's currently trying to build relationships between the characters

    Evelyn Wrightsman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hows to arca-TEXT-ture? did I spell that right?

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    #57

    What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips!

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    Zoey Tarver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And i eat cheetos. WE'RE NOT THE SAME

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    #58

    Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald in his teens? He lost his Hedwig.

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    Charles Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, no, I'm not talking with a teen about why you would specify that a wig goes on a head.

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the name's Hedwig, not Merkin (tho Merlin is a wizard and just a letter apart, so maybe it was misspelled).

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    JADELYN GOODRICH
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that was funny and funny were do you come up with these jokes

    #59

    What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow.

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    #60

    Why’d the elementary students look up to the high schoolers? Because they’re smaller, they don’t have a choice.

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    SweetsEve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is literally where the term look up to comes from. This one is redundant.

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    #61

    Jokes for teens about stick What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

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    SweetsEve
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many ways to make this joke dirty.

    AKAELLIE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me changing the subject innocently and sweating profusely: heh yes a stick that has been on the ground is dirty, very funny! heh, heh...

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    #62

    Why shouldn’t you worry about passing math? Because it’s easy as pi.

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    AnyTiny Shop
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3.3145926535898932384628433832795028841909393937510

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    #63

    What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? “Where’s popcorn?”

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    #64

    Why do sharks swim in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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    #65

    What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me!

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    This panda says ur worth it
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other plate said "me, and m more of a breakfast person

    Vitaly P.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did one fly ask another fly as it landed next to it on a pile of s**t? Excuse me, is this stool taken?

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    #66

    Jokes for teens about cow What is a cow without a map? Udderly lost.

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    Vitaly P.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

    JADELYN GOODRICH
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not get this joke b***h

    #67

    Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he felt crummy!

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    BOO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've heard this before and even my uncle thought it was lame and hes a dad

    #68

    Jokes for teens about money Some kids told me they’d give me $20 to hang out with them. Turns out it was just clique bait.

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    #69

    What do you call a Star Wars droid that takes the long way around? R2-Detour.

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    #71

    What do you get when you mix sulfer, tungsten, and silver? SWAG.

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    Susanne B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I didn't get it at first, but of course if you mixed gold in, it would be SWAU

    #72

    What did one light bulb say to the other? Watt’s up?

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    Evelyn Wrightsman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad joke + Nerd joke = You did the worlds most annoying joke.

    Vitaly P.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It said, "Screw you!" Then they both got screwed in their sockets. Why you always gotta screw it before it gets turned on? Because it gets too hot after.

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    #73

    The wedding was so beautiful. Even the cake was in tiers.

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    #74

    What is 97 + 41 + 42 + 164 + 91 + 7? A headache.

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    Rose-A-Lix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate you for solving that but at the same time love you because of your pfp

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    SweetsEve
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer is 42. It's the question that is wrong.

    BOO
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    #75

    Jokes for teens about students Have you heard where the word “studying” came from? Students-dying.

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    #76

    What book won’t teachers give you credit for reading? Facebook.

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    #77

    What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon aid.

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    #79

    What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

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    #80

    How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line.

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    #81

    What is a ninja’s favorite kind of shoes? Sneakers.

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    #82

    Why are eggs bad at telling jokes? They always crack each other up.

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    #83

    Jokes for teens about nose What do you call a 12-inch nose? A foot.

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    bakuhoe_simpp
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you call it pinnocio *sorry i have the worst spelling in history*

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    #84

    Jokes for teens about school pizza What is red, orange, and full of disappointment? High school pizza.

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    Rose-A-Lix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true we call the cheese rubber

    BOO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't eat school pizza Worms have been found in their f***en pizza

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    #85

    I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

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    BOO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro i hate that so much i had to search up the friggen word

    #86

    What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!

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    #87

    What kind of room doesn’t have doors? A mushroom!

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    Cathy Brock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it's in the Smurf village.

    Dahlia Delgado
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my first joke in English I learned at elementary school. 50 years ago. I'm from Mexico

    #88

    What did one DNA strand say to the other? Does my bum look good in these genes?

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    #89

    I wanted to buy a camouflage outfit, but I couldn’t find any.

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    #90

    I tried writing with a broken pencil, but it was pointless.

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    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard that first in black adder. Black adder- life without you is like a broken pencil Queenie- explain Black adder- pointless

    #91

    Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

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    #92

    What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

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    ||~Strawbxrry~||
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the duck walked up to the corner store And he said to the woman running the store "Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any grape chapstick?" "What?" "Got any grape chapstick?" "Actually we do But you don't have any money do you?" "Do you think you could... Do you think you could... Do you think you could... put it on my bill?" Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)

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    #93

    Jokes for teens about school What did the middle schooler say to the high schooler? Nothing, they texted.

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    #95

    Jokes for teens about punching bag What did the punching bag say to the boxer? Hit me baby one more time.

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    #96

    Why was the math book bummed? It had a lot of problems.

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    Dog Thievery 101
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've gotten far enough down they've started repeating. how charming. /s

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    Sylvie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of one I saw about a dictionary.

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    #97

    Jokes for teens about ACT and SAT What’s the difference between the ACT and SAT? One letter.

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    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And another letter in the wrong place to stretch the joke

    Andrew Keir
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colour me 'totally confused' - is this some USA thing?

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    #98

    Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed some space.

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    #99

    Why did the period tell the comma to stop? It was the end of the sentence.

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    #100

    What gets sharper the more you use it but dull if you don’t use it at all? Students.

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    #101

    What are the most popular perfumes for ages 12 to 18? Adolescents.

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    #102

    Can you put the cat out? Why, is it on fire?

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    #103

    Why do rappers need umbrellas? Fo’ drizzle.

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    Sparkysheep
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me smile lol

    #104

    What has two legs but can’t walk? A pair of jeans.

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    #105

    How do you make a lemon drop? Just let go of it!

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    #106

    Jokes for teens about hat What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead.

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    #107

    Jokes for teens about boy and clock Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly!

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    #108

    Did you get your hair cut? No, I got them all cut.

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    Abigail Coty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erghh this is such a dad joke. My father is rather fond of this one.

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    #109

    What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.

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    #110

    Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.

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    Laura Kuhn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 60 years old and I heard this one in grade school

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 47, and I think I learned this in kindergarten?

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    #111

    What does a school and plant have in common? STEM.

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    #112

    What can you catch but not throw? Your breath.

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    BOO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't tell me what i can and can 't do!

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    #113

    Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank!

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    #114

    Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

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    SweetsEve
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was running from the police. They were going to arrest her for setting fire to the rain.

    #115

    Jokes for teens about chickens How do wicked chickens reproduce? They lay deviled eggs.

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    #116

    What did the traffic light say to the truck? Don’t look! I’m changing!

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    #117

    Where do cows go on Friday nights? The moo-vies!

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    #118

    Why is the obtuse angle sad? Because it’s never right.

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    #119

    Jokes for teens about Dracula and snowman What happened with Dracula when meeting a snowman? They got frostbite.

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    SweetsEve
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't that be in reverse? The snowman meet dracula and got frostbitten?

    #120

    Why do all judges get As in English class? Because they know all about sentences.

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    Jude Fire
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just here covering up some unneeded negativity.....

    Charles Bosse
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    3 years ago

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    Good thing there are only English speaking judges and only sentences in the English language or this joke wouldn't work. 🙄

    memyselfandI
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing this was a joke written by an English speaker who assumed that English speakers would be the ones hearing it… it would work just as well if you switched the language to Tagalog or something, there just isn’t generally a “language” class in schools without there being a specific language. In this case, English.

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    #122

    What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog!

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    #123

    Why don’t history teachers want to teach about the Middle Ages? It takes too many knights.

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    Rose-A-Lix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo! I already sent my history teacher a joke

    #124

    What do you call an old snowman? A creek.

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    #125

    Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!

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    Gervaise Ledger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the punk rocker cross the road? Because he had a chicken stapled to his lip.

    Dante McBride
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the motorcycle crash on the road? There was a punk rocker in the way.

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    #126

    What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.

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    IJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if they're parallel??

    #127

    Jokes for teens about mountain How do mountains stay warm in winter? Snowcaps.

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    #128

    Jokes for teens about French teacher What did the French teacher say to the class? I don’t know. I couldn’t understand her.

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    #129

    Why did the boy run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on sleep.

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    #130

    I’m a photographer of myself. You could say I’m selfie-employed.

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    #131

    What do you call a slender cow? Lean beef.

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    Mitch Roper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. GET IT RIGHT OR PAY THE PRICE. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

    Vitaly P.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if it cant stand at all? Ground beef?

    #132

    Jokes for teens about ice cream Why does ice cream get invited to every party? Because it’s cool and sweet.

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    #133

    How do you survive a deadly clown attack? Go straight for the Juggalo.

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    #134

    What stays in a corner but can travel the world? A postage stamp.

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    SweetsEve
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one that is more of a riddle than a joke. A good riddle though.

    #135

    What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple? They’re both red except for the green one.

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    Cathy Brock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm good at everything... except for the tings I'm not.

    #136

    What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

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    #137

    What do you call a rash on a pig? Hogwarts.

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    #138

    What do you call The Weeknd from Friday to Monday? The Long Weeknd.

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    #139

    Jokes for teens about grizzly What do you call a grizzly with bad teeth? A gummy bear.

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    Danielle Estep
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What do you call a bear with no teeth" you fool

    #140

    What animal needs to wear a wig? A bald eagle!

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    #141

    Boys: We rule because God made us first! God made you girls last! Girls: Well, obviously God made a rough draft before a final copy.

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    #142

    Jokes for teens about hair What kind of hair does the ocean have? Wavy.

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    ¬_¬
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it waved.

    #143

    What fruit tease people a lot? Ba-na, na, na, na…na!

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    Vitaly P.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you call a gay banana? Bynana.

    Dante McBride
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gets that one banana song in my head* B, AN, B, ANANANA

    #144

    What do yo call a vegan post-punk band? Soy Division.

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    #145

    Where do fruits go on vacation? Pearis.

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    #146

    How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

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    #147

    Why did the elephant paint himself different colors? So he could hide in the crayon box!

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    Charles Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't any good without the follow up. "Have you ever seen one hiding in a crayon box?... Works, doesn't it?"

    Anna Meyers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am ancient and I thought I had heard all the elephant jokes! This one is new to me.

    #148

    What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn?

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    #149

    What did the grape say when he was pinched? Nothing, he gave a little wine.

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    #150

    Jokes for teens about period Why did the period tell the comma to stop? It was the end of the sentence.

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