Ever found yourself stuck in a never-ending cycle of scrolling through social media, looking for a well-needed distraction, only to realize that you haven't even cracked a smile? Yeah, we've been there. The web is jam-packed with content, but not all of it gets a chuckle out of us, right?
So, what's this list of jokes for teens all about? Simple. It's for those moments when you just want to have a good laugh. No life lessons here, no preaching — just straight-up humor.
Maybe you're cramming for an exam and need a mental break. Perhaps you're hanging out at a friend's house and need something during those moments of comfortable silence. Or, hey, maybe you're an adult tasked with entertaining a group of teens, and you don't want to bomb. No worries, we've got you covered with funny jokes for teens that are just the right amount of hilarious.
We've got jokes that are short, sweet, and right to the point, covering all the angles of teenage life. So go ahead, take a look, and upvote the best jokes so that your comrades won't have to scroll aaaaaaalllll the way down. Regardless of your reason for being here, this list is your ultimate go-to for all things funny!
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How do you know when you’re desperate for an answer?
You look at the second page of Google search results.
It's the same way you know Google quality plummeted, the first results are junk
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What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
Please, do not reveal your age here, unless you know you won't be manipulated (treated unfairly).
Load More Replies...What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
What Are Jokes for Teens?
Jokes for teens are humor pieces specifically curated to resonate with the teenage demographic. Unlike jokes aimed at kids or adults, teen jokes often touch on aspects of adolescent life like school pressures (yes, even school jokes might get a chuckle), social dynamics, and that ever-confusing journey of growing up.
In today's digitally connected world, many teen jokes also draw inspiration from the same sphere as social media jokes, capturing the essence of online interactions and trends.
This isn't just another list you'll scroll past, though. We've handpicked these good jokes for teens to offer a comedic take on experiences that teens can relate to, making it the go-to collection for anyone looking to share a laugh.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they’re extinct.
Nah, took a couple of million years for the last one to be all alone on Earth
Load More Replies...Birds are dinosaurs. All non-avian dinosaurs are extinct. Birds don't have hands.
i was gonna say because they don't have long enough hands but uh i don't think that better
why do i wanna be like a dinosaur? cause they're all dead.
I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.
Then it hit me.
because i know that if a baseball hit you in the eye you will get a blue eye
Dear BP, you don't need to repeat the words in text, we can see the picture.
What do you call hiking U.S. college students? The walking debt.
What Types of Jokes Do Teenagers Typically Enjoy?
Gen Zs, specifically teenagers, have a unique and evolving sense of humor that sets them apart.
Dark humor, irony, and memes rule the day. The platforms they frequent, like TikTok and Twitter, offer a mix of light-hearted jokes and those that touch on serious topics like mental health and significant world events. Some jokes take a jab at the sheer randomness of life, wrapped up in layers of irony that only the initiated can unpack. Essentially, teens use humor as a coping mechanism and a way to connect.
But don't be fooled. They also dig the classics — dad jokes, puns, knock-knock jokes for teens — but always with a twist that resonates with their unique worldview. So, if you’re trying to make a teen laugh, be prepared to hit them with something as unpredictable as their ever-changing lingo.
Are you free tomorrow? No, I’m expensive. Sorry.
Why did God supposedly make men before He made women? Because everyone needs a rough draft.
Which Topics Should You Avoid When Making Funny Jokes for Teens?
Navigating teen humor can be like walking on a tightrope. While edgy jokes might get some laughs, certain topics are best avoided to ensure you're not crossing any boundaries. Sensitivity to social issues, cultural differences, and personal experiences is paramount. Steer clear of jokes that touch on race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, or any form of discrimination or harassment. Mental health is another area where caution is advised.
Though some teens make jokes about these subjects as a coping mechanism, it's a thin line that shouldn't be crossed lightly — especially if the joke comes from an adult who may not fully grasp what such sensitive topics mean for teenagers.
Ultimately, the goal is to find the sweet spot between edgy humor and respect for a wide array of viewpoints and life experiences. So, if you're aiming to entertain without offending, be mindful of the topics you choose.
Why was the Maths book sad? It had too many problems.
When your dad is gone, you will wish for one more road trip with nothing but dad jokes
I wish I could down-vote all of these to the bottom of the list. I feel like I'm on a road trip with my dad.
I appreciate dad jokes (being a dad and all) but the title is spot off.
Load More Replies...My boss told me yesterday, “You shouldn’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want.” But when I turned up today in Ghostbusters clothes, he said I was fired.
The Ghostbusters were fired from their job before they started their Ghostbusters business. Your boss is doing the right thing!
During my daughter's first grade graduation, they asked all the kids what they wanted to be when they grow up. A couple of the kids said things like fireman, policeman, doctor or nurse. My little girl said she wants to be a Ghostbuster. She's the best.
I did something similar. Teachers were always saying "for finals dress in a way that makes you feel confident on your test." So I started wearing cosplay to finals and now ever semester I cosplay for finals and it's become a really fun tradition.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? Big hands.
And you know what they say about people with big hands... They have a difficult time finding gloves.
If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball in your right hand you have a Damm good grip on the Jolly Green giant
And you know what they say about people with big hands.... They have problems with zippers.
I just realized that I have three options in evaluating people's jokes: 1) Like it (Click Arrow Up) 2) Ignore it 3) Not Like it Actively (Click Arrow Down). However, I am not a downer by nature, so I do Downs in exceptional cases. :D
What should you do when no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep going until you get a reaction.
Where Do Teenagers Find Jokes and Funny Content?
Teenagers today have a world of jokes and funny content right at their fingertips, thanks to social media and the internet.
From subreddits like r/teenagers and r/memes to TikTok's viral trends — many of which eventually end up as Instagram Reels — teens are never more than a click away from a hearty laugh or quick diversion. Twitter is another go-to, where memes and viral threads keep the fun rolling.
Let's not forget YouTube, the OG of online content, with comedy skits, parody songs, and reaction videos. Even streaming platforms like Netflix have comedy specials targeted at younger audiences.
Podcasts also joined the game. According to the Gen Z Podcast Report by Edison Research and SXM Media, 47% of the online population in the U.S. aged 13-24 are monthly podcast listeners. While this age bracket includes both teenagers and young adults, 73% of these Gen Z listeners started tuning in before they turned 18, showcasing the medium's influence on teen culture.
In short, whether they're sneaking a peek during class or deep-diving into a late-night meme fest, teens have countless sources for their daily dose of humor. Curious about where teenagers around you find their fun content of choice? Just take a glance at their phone screen (with their consent, of course!) — you'll find a universe of entertaining content in there.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!
These aren’t teen jokes, (in my opinion) they’re not even funny. I’m not even a teen yet and I don’t think they’re funny.
What animal is the worst at hiding? The leopard — he’s always spotted.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reali-tea.
Maybe not hard to swallow but hard to hold in.
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If we were to hop into a time machine and go back a few decades, the humor landscape for teens would look drastically different than what we see today.
In the pre-internet era, teen jokes were largely circulated through word of mouth, magazines aimed at younger audiences, and the occasional TV shows that had gained a cult following among the younger generation. Think of the '90s shows like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air or Saved by the Bell, which both offered a plethora of wisecracks and one-liners that teens back then would mimic.
Fast forward to the 2000s, and the internet starts to take over. Forums and early social media platforms like MySpace became the new playground for teen humor. It was in this period that "internet humor" started taking shape, with the rise of viral memes, flash animations, and early YouTube comedians.
Then came the 2010s. Enter smartphones, better internet connectivity, and social media platforms designed with sharing in mind. Vine's 6-second videos became a breeding ground for a unique, fast-paced humor style that had to deliver a punchline almost immediately. And let's not forget about the meme culture that sprouted on Tumblr, Reddit, and later Instagram and Twitter.
Now, in the 2020s, we have TikTok leading the charge. The humor here is a unique blend of the random, the absurd, the deeply ironic, and at times, the thought-provoking. Many of the jokes are so layered that they require a decent understanding of current events, internet culture, and even meme history to fully get them. It's also worth noting that the jokes aren't just verbal or visual — they're often a combination of both, playing off music, sounds, and text for a multi-sensory laugh.
It's not just the medium that's changed but the subject matter too. Today's jokes often touch on social issues, mental health, and existential dread, topics that may have been considered too heavy for humor in previous generations but are now part of the everyday conversation for teens.
Long story short, teen humor has evolved from simple one-liners and sitcom jokes to a complex, multi-layered form of expression that leverages technology, embraces current events, and isn't afraid to delve into previously taboo topics. And honestly, given how fast things are changing, who knows what the next big shift in teen humor will be?
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
What about the Magic School Bus?? He has four wheels and he flies around
I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.
Why do pirates have to learn the alphabet? If they don’t, they’ll be lost at C.
You'd think a pirate's favorite letter would be R but the C be their first love.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.
This joke has been around as long as there've been apples... and worms.
That's why this section is for teens... Because most jokes are very old.
Load More Replies...Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay. He woke up.
I said this to my mom and after the kidnapping part she FREAKED. I said the other part and she just glared at me.
I've heard this from my dad at LEAST 25 times. Still gets me every time
What do you call a Minecraft meetup IRL?
A block party.
Why are spiders such know-it-alls? They’re always on the web.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints.
first time i laughed and it wasn't even from the main article, lmao.
Load More Replies...What's the sound of one will smacking. Keep her name out of youre f*****g mouth . I'll see myself out.
A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Should be the other way round. Why do hipsters never burn their mouth? They only start drinking coffee when it's cool. Europeans have been drinking coffee for ages.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.
It's been my favorite one so far - the lamer, the funnier!
Load More Replies...I thought I’d tell you a brilliant time-travel joke, but you didn’t like it.
Can February March? No, but April May.
A science teacher tells his class, “Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773.” A boy responds, “Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it.”
The difference between facts and opinions is that facts are true regardless of what anyone thinks
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
i think it was made up 30 years prior to 30 years ago, lol. remember, it's 2022 now (even tho my brain says its still 2007).
Load More Replies...I thought my neighbours were lovely people. Then they went and put a password on their wi-fi.
What kind of music do balloons hate?
Pop.
What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
“I’m on the Outside, in the summer heat; you can pay the cover charge, I’m in the street. Little did they know that they can’t touch me, I’m vibin’, vibin’…”
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it? An envelope.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can’t even.
I've heard it "Why are girls so bad at math?" It's because "Omg I can't even!"
What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
Ouch!
What does a high school basketball player and a jury have in common? The Court.
The High Court judges apparently have a private basketball court on the building's upper level. They jokingly call that the Highest Court.
I learned that on Cracked dot com, and then had it reinforced by same in photo-plasties or whatever it's now called.
Load More Replies...I think my algebra teacher is a pirate. All she ever wants to do is find X.
I read this as her ex and couldn't see what it has to do with pirates.
How does the moon cut its hair? E-clipse it.
Why did the selfie go to prison?
It was framed.
Which hand is better to write with? Neither. It’s better to write with a pencil!
What do you call the horse that lives next door? Your neighbor!
How can you greet and feed the horse at the same time? Hay.
How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.
Were any famous men and women born on your birthday? No, only babies.
What do you call high school kids who haven’t been able to go to school because of COVID-19? Quaranteens.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!
What is the witch’s favorite school subject? Spelling!
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup.
I am forever going to remember this when I look at roast beef and pea soup…..
Why do pimples make horrible prisoners?
Because they keep breaking out!
What do you call an old snowman? A puddle.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
What are two things you can’t have for breakfast? Lunch and dinner.
and I've been having breakfast for dinner when i was in NC on Sundays!
I don't know if I believe this.. There have been times where leftovers from dinner make a great breakfast. But dinner....
But as you said, it makes a breakfast. Not a morning dinner.
Load More Replies...Did you hear about the guy writing a construction book? He’s still working on it.
He's currently trying to build relationships between the characters
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips!
Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald in his teens? He lost his Hedwig.
Yeah, no, I'm not talking with a teen about why you would specify that a wig goes on a head.
Well the name's Hedwig, not Merkin (tho Merlin is a wizard and just a letter apart, so maybe it was misspelled).
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What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow.
Why’d the elementary students look up to the high schoolers? Because they’re smaller, they don’t have a choice.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
me changing the subject innocently and sweating profusely: heh yes a stick that has been on the ground is dirty, very funny! heh, heh...
Load More Replies...Why shouldn’t you worry about passing math? Because it’s easy as pi.
3.3145926535898932384628433832795028841909393937510
Load More Replies...What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? “Where’s popcorn?”
Why do sharks swim in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me!
The other plate said "me, and m more of a breakfast person
What is a cow without a map?
Udderly lost.
Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he felt crummy!
Some kids told me they’d give me $20 to hang out with them. Turns out it was just clique bait.
What do you call a Star Wars droid that takes the long way around? R2-Detour.
What did the grape say when he was pinched? Nothing, he gave a little wine.
What do you get when you mix sulfer, tungsten, and silver? SWAG.
What did one light bulb say to the other? Watt’s up?
What is 97 + 41 + 42 + 164 + 91 + 7? A headache.
I hate you for solving that but at the same time love you because of your pfp
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Have you heard where the word “studying” came from?
Students-dying.
oh wait... no it doesn't... https://www.etymonline.com/word/study
Load More Replies...What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon aid.
Where do cats go to swim? The kitty pool.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
Why are eggs bad at telling jokes? They always crack each other up.
What do you call a 12-inch nose?
A foot.
What is red, orange, and full of disappointment?
High school pizza.
I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
What kind of room doesn’t have doors? A mushroom!
This was my first joke in English I learned at elementary school. 50 years ago. I'm from Mexico
What did one DNA strand say to the other? Does my bum look good in these genes?
I wanted to buy a camouflage outfit, but I couldn’t find any.
I tried writing with a broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Heard that first in black adder. Black adder- life without you is like a broken pencil Queenie- explain Black adder- pointless
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
When the duck walked up to the corner store And he said to the woman running the store "Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any grape chapstick?" "What?" "Got any grape chapstick?" "Actually we do But you don't have any money do you?" "Do you think you could... Do you think you could... Do you think you could... put it on my bill?" Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
What did the middle schooler say to the high schooler?
Nothing, they texted.
What do pre-teen ducks hate? Voice quacks.
What did the punching bag say to the boxer?
Hit me baby one more time.
Why was the math book bummed? It had a lot of problems.
i've gotten far enough down they've started repeating. how charming. /s
What’s the difference between the ACT and SAT?
One letter.
Colour me 'totally confused' - is this some USA thing?
Load More Replies...Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed some space.
Why did the period tell the comma to stop? It was the end of the sentence.
What gets sharper the more you use it but dull if you don’t use it at all? Students.
Why do rappers need umbrellas? Fo’ drizzle.
What has two legs but can’t walk? A pair of jeans.
Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
Did you get your hair cut? No, I got them all cut.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.
I'm 47, and I think I learned this in kindergarten?
Load More Replies...What does a school and plant have in common? STEM.
What can you catch but not throw? Your breath.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
Where do cows go on Friday nights? The moo-vies!
Why is the obtuse angle sad? Because it’s never right.
What happened with Dracula when meeting a snowman?
They got frostbite.
Why do all judges get As in English class? Because they know all about sentences.
Good thing this was a joke written by an English speaker who assumed that English speakers would be the ones hearing it… it would work just as well if you switched the language to Tagalog or something, there just isn’t generally a “language” class in schools without there being a specific language. In this case, English.
Load More Replies...What do you call a pooch in heat? Hot dog.
Why don’t history teachers want to teach about the Middle Ages? It takes too many knights.
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
Why did the punk rocker cross the road? Because he had a chicken stapled to his lip.
Why did the motorcycle crash on the road? There was a punk rocker in the way.
Load More Replies...What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.
How do mountains stay warm in winter?
Snowcaps.
I’m a photographer of myself. You could say I’m selfie-employed.
What do you call a slender cow? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. GET IT RIGHT OR PAY THE PRICE. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What stays in a corner but can travel the world? A postage stamp.
What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple? They’re both red except for the green one.
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
What do you call a grizzly with bad teeth?
A gummy bear.
Boys: We rule because God made us first! God made you girls last! Girls: Well, obviously God made a rough draft before a final copy.
What kind of hair does the ocean have?
Wavy.
What fruit tease people a lot? Ba-na, na, na, na…na!
What do yo call a vegan post-punk band? Soy Division.
I’m guessing a punk band that got disbanded, idk
Load More Replies...Where do fruits go on vacation? Pearis.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
Why did the elephant paint himself different colors? So he could hide in the crayon box!
This isn't any good without the follow up. "Have you ever seen one hiding in a crayon box?... Works, doesn't it?"
I am ancient and I thought I had heard all the elephant jokes! This one is new to me.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn?
What did the grape say when he was pinched? Nothing, he gave a little wine.
Why did the period tell the comma to stop?
It was the end of the sentence.
How are these for teens? Your misuse of slang is horrible. For shame!
This gives "Hello fellow kids" vibes lol h-61ddbd90...a-jpeg.jpg
Yeah, I am pretty sure I heard some of these jokes from my grandfather and I have gotten past being a teen twice now. Mark Twain jokes would feel more relevant.
Load More Replies...wow fam, these are so swag and lit. no cap! i am so "lowkey turnt"! yass yeet oof gang gang slay drip
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard. Something about the gang gang slay drip.
Load More Replies...I got to around #20 before I thought, "This keeps going?!" Then I realized there's 151 of these atrocities. Then I gave up.
I'm not usually one to down vote jokes but oof. At least change the title ("Terrible sfw jokes to embarrass your kids with"), and get rid of the several duplicate jokes.
da frick is this like why how what when where and why is it for teens like especially that title
How are these for teens? Your misuse of slang is horrible. For shame!
This gives "Hello fellow kids" vibes lol h-61ddbd90...a-jpeg.jpg
Yeah, I am pretty sure I heard some of these jokes from my grandfather and I have gotten past being a teen twice now. Mark Twain jokes would feel more relevant.
Load More Replies...wow fam, these are so swag and lit. no cap! i am so "lowkey turnt"! yass yeet oof gang gang slay drip
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard. Something about the gang gang slay drip.
Load More Replies...I got to around #20 before I thought, "This keeps going?!" Then I realized there's 151 of these atrocities. Then I gave up.
I'm not usually one to down vote jokes but oof. At least change the title ("Terrible sfw jokes to embarrass your kids with"), and get rid of the several duplicate jokes.
da frick is this like why how what when where and why is it for teens like especially that title
