This Online Group Celebrates Sentences That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, Here Are 35 Of The Best (New Pics)
Have you ever caught yourself talking, but unaware of how your sentence will ultimately unfold? Or better yet, have you ever read something that you never thought could exist in just a single line? Well, you’re not the only one. The subreddit “Brand New Sentence” is a place that collects sentences “never before written, found in the wild.” It has more than 1.2 million members who share unique and never-before-written sets of words they found on the vast waters of the internet.
We’ve gathered some of the most mind-boggling and funny sentences from the subreddit to give you a taste of the linguistic marvels that await. From nonsensical yet strangely captivating phrases to clever wordplay and humorous remarks, scroll down to discover the boundless potential of human language and imagination.
This post may include affiliate links.
Unused York City
Putting A Swimming Cap Over A Fridge
Burn The 5g!
Sometimes we come across phrases that we never expected to hear or read. These words or word combinations can make us pause and ponder on them for a while. It’s fascinating to think that there are sentences that might have never been spoken before in the English language. Coming up with or coming across such instances feels a bit like discovering a new land.
They’re Feeding You Lies
Enormous Cloddhoppers,lest They Frighten The Villagers
Op’s Brain Is A Vegetable
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Cabbage are great. Kirsti is idiotic.
Social media can be a great source of amazing content if you know where to look for it, and the members of r/BrandNewSentence certainly do! Created in 2018, this community celebrates the idea of discovering unique sentences anytime, anywhere.
“Brand New Sentence” is all about finding sentences that have never been seen before, so naturally reposts are not allowed. According to the moderators of the group, for a sentence to be posted on the subreddit, it must have “never been said before, or said few enough times to qualify as ‘almost new’”, be “not an idiom (or a translated idiom)” and “humorous or confusingly worded”.
Up Shut Your A** Motherb**ch
“Yours And Everyone Else’s Assassination Coordinates”
And then you used something so important under the wobbly leg of the table...
If Raisins Wanted Attention
I always prefer to sit with the kids! My 5 neices and 11 nephews are some truly wild, funny, interesting and intelligent little people and I love spending time with them. Eg; I have a 5yr old niece who is obsessed with animals (especially bugs) and is full of interesting facts about them, she also loves magic tricks and playing pranks on people. Her 4yr old brother is princess crazy and loves to wear dresses, he is the most sarcastic kid ever, has the craziest expressions and treats all adults like they're idiots because they don't understand his logic (yesterday I was an idiot because I didn't know that his insistence that he only wanted to eat 'no 4' meant that he wanted French toast? Figured out that no5 meant lollypops though.) I'd rather spend my time with some cool little people than talking about boring subjects or stupid gossip, that I don't care about, with a bunch of dull adults!
The bounds of human creativity know no limits. From cleverly labeling cutlery as 'food weapons' to coming up with ‘moron support’, which means moral support but ‘stupid’, we constantly discover unusual expressions. And if that doesn't surprise you, consider this captivating caption: “Blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babies dies at the ripe old age of 40”. Have you encountered any phrases or expressions that you believe are truly one-of-a-kind?
The Children Yearn For The Mines
“Peeled His Hairline Back Like A Banana”
This is not the first post featuring unique, non-repetitive, and creatively worded sentences. If you’re someone who likes to roam the uncharted realms of linguistic novelty, check out our previous articles with even more never-before-written gems by clicking here and here.
How Does Failure Taste, Demon Box?
Dinosaur Sauce
Low Maintenance Bones
It Was The Mouse’s Truffle
Uhhhh What?
Go To War Just To Come Home With Btsd
Bisexual Goose
Tiny Rat
"Chaotic Eating", where the only food you eat is half a frozen pizza and 2 jumbo marshmallows.
Orange Cat Behavior
Gladis The Orca
Make Better Choices… Scientists Want Them To Stop
Ethos, Logos, Pathosed My Way Into A Date
Hell yeah! Even I would totally go for someone who hit me up like that, ethos pathos logos your way to romance homeslice ✨
“… Like A Napoleon-Esque Leader Sitting Upon A Royal Bean Bag Chair”
It’s a valid question tho lol where DO you guys put it? Is it just hidden in the folds of ur pants or smth so you can’t see from outside?
This Is Real
Mischievous? Quay? You’re Dead To Me
Just Me And My Fat Body Slipping Around Covered In Oil
I Guess He’s Right, I Too Wanna See Statues Of Perry The Platypus Outside Every Government Building…
"A platypus statue?" *puts hat on statue* "A Perry the Platypus statue?!"
*bees Found In Toilets Are Appropriately Perfumed
“Entirely Too Many Cows”
The Full Reproductive Cycle Of An Ipod Nano
The Bigfoot What Now
"A Life Raft In The Back Suddenly Exploded And Hit A Gay Flight Attendant In The Head"
Well, Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit
People who lead these so called, "morality campaigns" tend to be the biggest hypocrites.
I Believe Math Became Meth
A Man Who Claims His D*ck Is Good Enough To Turn A Lesbian Straight Must Logically Conclude That D*ck Good Enough To Turn Him Gay Exists
“Prolific Poo Garden”
Gonna try this. *eats pumpkin seeds and digs a hole in the garden
"Banana Is Such An Aggresive Fruit"
Bahamian Hollering
Caramel Macchiato On The Rocks
Good Going Now The Internet Is Haunted
the hell do they just drill the hole and run the cable, anything in the way be damned?
Corgi-Sized Meteor As Heavy As 4 Baby Elephants
Inventor Of What Is Commonly Known As Aggravated Assault
A Walking Mop That Looks Like It Wants To Eat Styrofoam Packing Peanuts
Confess Your Sins To The Crime Skeleton
Vancouver's Infamous Knife-Wielding Crow Is Now A Father
Final Boss Cop In A Goth Prom Dress
Another one that somehow managed to escape the BP censors
Elder Norman's Formal Board Of Normal Mormon Moral Order
I had invited Mormon missionaries over while I was working as a live-in nanny. The little girl wasn't old enough for school yet, so she was "helping" me clean the house. She was a very shy child, so I tried to get her enthusiastic about having company. I kept telling her, "The Mormons are coming! The Mormons are coming!" When the doorbell rand, Kasi yelled, "The Normons are here!"
One-Ply A** Lids
Vas Deferens
Did She Say Her Plant Was [unalived] In 9/11?
![Did She Say Her Plant Was [unalived] In 9/11?](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/6488702e58d7f_3ny9eullr63b1__700.jpg "Did She Say Her Plant Was [unalived] In 9/11?")
Chase, Check This Man For Butt Worms!
A Second Greta Has Hit Andrew Tate
So I get GEATHB doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, but GRETA is a weird stretch.
Eating Alone: A Story
Reject Humanity, Return To Oink
Extendochicken Running At You Like A 2004 Jeep Wrangler
"De-N*zi The Skeletons"
Seagull Surprise
You would have to tell her off but you would also be proud of her at the same time.
Babybel Cheese Wax Crab
You Can Financially Exploit And Scam Any Horse
As part-owner of a livery yard, can confirm horses are stupid.
Detrimental Amount Of Mashed Potatoes
Well I mean I don't have kids and this is still true, so make of that what you will
Permanently Ratatouilled
Can't be any worse rhan my current diet. Grains, vegetation, and the odd pizza that someone couldn't finish.
Mafia Drops Ban On Homosexuality After Discovering Mob Boss’ Son Is A Fabulous Drag Queen
Leopard Gecko
Lease A Falcon!
Also, the worldwide life expectancy is 72, so your midlife crisis should occur in your mid-30s.
Inappropriate Sexual Tension Between Bees And Humans In His Children's Film
You Barely Sentient Lettuce Heads
It's Gonna Have Hotdogs And Optometrists
Well Don’t Come Crying To Me When Your Wean Gets Eaten By The F**king Kitchen Sink
F*ck You, Dream Alton Brown
I Mean…he Has A Point?
American Harry Potter
I’m A Huge Fan Of Your Eggs
She’s The Reverse Indiana Jones
Too many stupid people are letting too many stupid people become famous for being stupid
I Am Praying Men Get Basic Anatomy Lessons
Ah yes, vagina bones, the appendages on either side of the hips of ppl with vaginas that burst through the flesh and sprout wings and spray poison whenever we get sexually excited
Twitter Is Undefeated
“You Look Like Pete Davidson If He Drank Water”
Just Get ‘Em Real Big
Jurassic Park Hubris is my new band name. We do Dinosaur Jr. covers, but like... Way bigger
Posses The Devil's Mischief
Are you saying that other pets (like cats) can be trusted and that they aren't mischievous
I Know A Reindeer When I See One
Looney Tunes Sex
Do you have to say "Th-th-th-that's all folks!!" when you've finished??
I Got Benjamin Button Disease
Please Refrain From Sexualizing My Goldfish
Solar Powered Humans
Oh s**t, I have a vitamin d deficiency- guess it's cheerio if I forget to take my tablets daily. Can't bloody win though one one hand it's "stay out the sun or you'll get cancer, or worse wrinkles!" And the other is "yeah but if you don't get enough sun you'll want to kill yourself" - sounds like death either way
22 Year Old Grandma
This is all sorts of messed up but I really can’t imagine why anyone would want to start doing the deed right on the bus where 40 other sweaty teens are there watching you
Meat Lab
“Sick Fursuit, Jeezy Boy”
Please Welcome 'Hp Officejet Pro 6978 Wirelesss All In One Instant Ink Ready Printer' To The Family!
That's going to be hard to fit on the little metal heart attached to the cat's collar.
One Of A Kind Occurrence
Don’t Y’all Hate When This Happens
Well Alright Then
"Talk On The Phone Pants"
I Mean He's Not Wrong
Did The Tales Of Falling Meatballs Not Weigh On Thine Conscience?
Climate Change Fight Should Be Sexy And Fun
Teachers Seize Disco Equipment From 12-Year-Old Boy Who Hosted A Rave In School Toilets
Goth Money
It Just Keeps Going
Honestly Kind Of Impressive
I’ve honestly been staring at this for a solid minute because I can’t wrap my head around how they managed to, indeed, whitewash white people
Step Stool To See The Whole State
A Good Old Fashioned Brick Fight
Cuckolded By A Bee
I mean...who didn't tear apart their toys at one point
“Romantic Karl Marx Anime Targets New Generation Of Chinese Communists”
American Maid Cafes
Tiddy Of The Gator
Retractable Teeth
How Biblical
Twitter Never Disappoints
This thread is making my head entertain so many new concepts. I’d genuinely never dwelt on the issue of Luigi’s reproductive system before.
Switching To Gender Evil
Gender lawful. It's me, the gender police, telling you to stop having gender.
“It’s A’me Mario I Want To F*ck A’luigi”
Double Standards These Days, Smh
Sadness In His Eyes
Well shīt, I guess I better think twice about getting a gig in Eastern Europe /j
Children Of The Bourne
I always *thought* Matt Damon was cute, but this has given me a whole new perspective.
Sl*t Shaming People For Not Churning Their Own Butter
“You’re Going To Want To F**k Her, It’s Anecdotal”
If I Was A Sassy Little Twink
Modified Obama
I’ve always wanted to make up a weed name. Electric Motherbïtch or Aeriola Aioli or something like that.
Just Trying To Be Polite?
What Even
"I'm not gay but I'm swedish" makes it sound like if you are swedish then you must be gay
Load More Replies... The hella weird kink is one thing but posting it for the world to see is another thing entirely - imagine you apply for a job and they look up your Internet presence and find this 💀
i mean it's not that weird. it's pretty average as far as kinks go, just detailed.
Load More Replies...
bro i saw someone who said they found Nazi uniforms attractive and wanted their boyfriend to wear one during *adult time* I gave them a bit of a lecture abt how my mothers side of the family survived the holocaust and concentration camps
Hello Everyone My Name Is-
I'm Going To Use Horny Bags Of Meat In General Conversation From Now On
On one episode of the original Star Trek, an alien species referred to humans as large, ugly bags of mostly water.
There Was A Window Of Time Where A Samurai Could Have Faxed Abraham Lincoln
This is true.... first fax machine came around beginning of Civil War and last samurai just after..... creepily cool
"Comment So Stupid It Made A Mfs Porn Alt Account Reply"
It's only the reality if we voted by land area instead of population. Here's the very blue map of the vote by population: USA_Politi...x771-1.png 
On A Side Note Is The Hotdog A Hebrew National?
You'd think the son of God would eat a little more neatly. I mean, his dress is white, for his sake!
Most Unwise
That’s The Only Thing I’d Talk About At Thanksgiving Dinner
It could just be the “awake at 4 am and on cold medicine” talking, but I’m having trouble translating the full extent of the censored phrase.
"Thor is the lovechild of Professor McGonagall and France". Said by me several years ago to my friend while we were waiting for the train.
Did you have a thought or did you just string some words together?
Load More Replies...
Ever a fan of Stephen Fry's “hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers,” I was not disappointed by this thread.
"Thor is the lovechild of Professor McGonagall and France". Said by me several years ago to my friend while we were waiting for the train.
Did you have a thought or did you just string some words together?
Load More Replies... Ever a fan of Stephen Fry's “hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers,” I was not disappointed by this thread.
