This is the best

Children are usually very clever. Wrong incentives are easily given...and you cannot really blame them for the choice they then make!

LMAO!

Your niece loves you, but you already know that, right?

I LOVE this idea, too bad my son is too old for that to work, he would catch on pretty quick.

I see nothing wrong with this one.

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

If it worked like this I think more people would take up smoking... Edit: People it's a bloody joke. I know smoking is bad. Please note the kiddos logic in the post itself since THAT's what I'm talking about.

Oh bother...

Brushing is a nice community activity actually. Next time you can invite your neighbors over to your house.

This kid is Patrick starr confirmed

That's normal though? They don't need much more than their imagination to play.

At least they picked the right set of cheeks.

A funny grandfather.

That... was a near-death experience for that guy.

Haha, wise beyond his years.

He will spend most of his life trying to get in that boat.

Act like you don´t see him. Don´t ruin the game for the little fella.

LOL, compared to some lockdown home-haircuts, these are pretty good!! 😁

ha lol

I don't know why, but this is really sweet.

You cheatereaterer.

Oh no this is too precious! 😭

Ohhh did anyone else hope that he was going to be told he had Chicken Pox!?

Aaaaw! Well technically.....technically.... they are shells. Near the sea..... 😊

There is an entire continent of "WHAT IFs" in the child world that can totally ruin it for them once they realize them.

Does he quarantine those that don´t pass the test?

Bahaha, omg so gross but bloody funny.

Whaaat? How'd he figure it out? That was a genius plan!

Bahaha laughed so loud on this I can't breathe

I'm wheezing

Owies, a mistake you would only make once. (Or should).

Lucky you,

This made me laugh. What happened with the toenail though? Did he stub it while drinking bubble bath?

Clever, must give it a try :-)

How does one manage to get stuck in that?

This is why using correct terminology is important. Euphemisms with kids just leads to misunderstandings.

It’s like when you’re looking for something that’s in your hands

Well, I for instance didn´t have a clue that the word Aneurysm exists when I was 10. Neither I knew about orgasms :-)

Discovery of the year

I found the impostor vent!

Well, using 5 year´s kid logic, who would want the wipes to be wet? This was the right thing to do.

Laughing way too hard at this!

Lol poor thing. Also that sweater is so cute!

Yeah, no thanks.

The toilet paper just looks... well... depressing.

Ewww. That is gross!

But...but...cleaning it was very responsible, esp. at only 3 yrs old : )

Did you use soap?????

Funny

So conscientious...

Yeah.....Umm ima have to pass on that

You ain't the only one to have done that sweetie. I must have been at least 50!

As long as you let it dry, it will be good to use! Once dropped a TP into the toilet when it was clean, let it dry and it was just fine.

when i was l little i thought every language sounded the same so when someone spoke spanish I thought it translated to english in people's heads.

What niece?! I only see a box

Careful one!