We all used to be kids at some point, but child logic still remains largely a mystery. Even when we grow up and become parents ourselves. Imagine stuffing your backpack with "beautiful cube rocks" or bathing in paint containers after your parents spend $150.00 on a pool.

A subreddit r/KidsAreF***ingStupid offers a priceless collection of clueless little ones, both adorable and hilariously funny. “Like what, you seriously can't hula hoop? Jesus Christ,” says the description of the group with a whopping 1.7 million members. All that you're gonna see below will make you wonder whether you too were like this, and the answer is most likely positive.

#1

Lemme Go Take A Quick Nap So I Can Understand You

Lemme Go Take A Quick Nap So I Can Understand You

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Daria B
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot twist. Someday they start understanding.... ♡

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#3

Wholesome Stupidity

Wholesome Stupidity

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Francis
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SO CUTE!! :D i love the idea of a grown man/woman sitting at the kitchentable every morning to draw the tattoos again :D

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To us adults, kids oftentimes look like aliens from another planet. Full of genuine excitement, curiosity, and honesty, they carry the traits many of us lose on our way into adulthood.

Vineet Nayar, the founder of the Sampark Foundation based in Delhi, believes that such traits are so valuable, leaders should take lessons. “The games kids play often have an element of ‘imagine’, which we leaders overlook in our obsessive focus on movement on the road ahead and the rear view mirror.”

#5

Oh No. Not The Tomato

Oh No. Not The Tomato

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MsM
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tomato Warning! Take shelter in the basement with a bottle of Italian dressing!

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#6

Another After Another

Another After Another

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In this small world of ours, Vineet claims, we should ask childlike questions like "Why not?" The little ones are also hungry for information, soaking in all the tiniest everyday experiences that turn the world into an enormous playground. Given the opportunity, every child is ready to explore.

“We can discuss other traits of children—trust, loyalty, intuitiveness, responsibility, dedication, competitiveness, collaboration, excitement, adventure, challenge, moral fulfillment, et al.—and apply them to leadership,” argues Vineet.

#7

Words Can’t Explain Their Stupidity

Words Can’t Explain Their Stupidity

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#8

Kids Are Bigbrain

Kids Are Bigbrain

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#9

Well, It's Better Than Being Asked "Are We There Yet?"

Well, It's Better Than Being Asked "Are We There Yet?"

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chi-wei shen
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good! He didn't forget what's important.

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#11

Straight Out Of The Fantasy Book

Straight Out Of The Fantasy Book

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chi-wei shen
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There seems to be something terribly wrong with catholic school sex education.

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#12

Speaks For Itself

Speaks For Itself

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Slinkman
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the awesome shit where big brothers are for!

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#13

Parenting

Parenting

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#14

Deception: 100

Deception: 100

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#15

Phrasing

Phrasing

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#17

Incorrect

Incorrect

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kasa alex
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very cute and I feel there's a kind of logic there

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#18

They’re Pretty Wholesome At The Same Time

They’re Pretty Wholesome At The Same Time

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#19

Blaming On A Doggo. Heckin Bamboozled

Blaming On A Doggo. Heckin Bamboozled

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Francis
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they both look very innocent.. hard to tell wich the offender is :D

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#20

My Son's Latest Attempt At “Hide And Seek”

My Son's Latest Attempt At “Hide And Seek”

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Hans
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you consider how the brain developes, this is another stange and a great achievement. At first, children believe objects they do not see do not exist anymore. Than they think if they cannot see something, they cannot be seen. This child found a great way to hide himself altogether, "just" not perceiving yet that a semi-transparent box will not do the trick. Once he fully developed the theory of mind, he will also understand. In short: not stupid, but a good sign of development!

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#21

Child Sacrifice

Child Sacrifice

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Francis
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i am so sorry... but i laughed out loud at this one :D

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#22

My Kid Swallowed A Penny While Showing His Little Brother How He Accidentally Swallowed A Sim Key The Day Before

My Kid Swallowed A Penny While Showing His Little Brother How He Accidentally Swallowed A Sim Key The Day Before

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Perfumista Perfumista
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see doctors' bills in your future, pricey, pricey doctors' bills

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#24

He’ll Never Have Get It Back

He’ll Never Have Get It Back

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#25

Some Siblings Love

Some Siblings Love

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Francis
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my brother, when my parents brought me home "what? we gonna keep her?"

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#26

Mashed Potatoes

Mashed Potatoes

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Rose the Cook
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mum was indeed strong if she could mash them raw.

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#27

My GF Teaches 1st Graders. Her School's "No Tag" Policy Is Working Great

My GF Teaches 1st Graders. Her School's "No Tag" Policy Is Working Great

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#28

The Wonders Of Childhood

The Wonders Of Childhood

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Tiny Dynamine
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You censored sex?????????? What is wrong with you people?

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#29

You Telling Me There's Someone Else In This House That Draws Like A 4-Year-Old?

You Telling Me There's Someone Else In This House That Draws Like A 4-Year-Old?

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#30

Ah, My Favorite Letter

Ah, My Favorite Letter

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AzKhaleesi
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed way too hard at this. If I were his wife, I wouldn't have even batted an eye and said "I guess we'll find out when the 23 and me results come in" hahahaha

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#31

It Wasn’t Even Double Stuffed Smh

It Wasn’t Even Double Stuffed Smh

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#32

One Time My Uncle Put A Wig On My Cousin's Head And Told Him It Was Permanent

One Time My Uncle Put A Wig On My Cousin's Head And Told Him It Was Permanent

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#33

Friend Thought His Dog Wouldn’t Like Him Anymore

Friend Thought His Dog Wouldn’t Like Him Anymore

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Perfumista Perfumista
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and then the concerned dog came over to comfort you and it was all better?

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#36

Close One, Kiddo

Close One, Kiddo

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#37

Kid Buys Farts From Amazon

Kid Buys Farts From Amazon

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Monday
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh I bet that wasn't an accidental order...just one they hoped mom wouldn't notice.

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#38

"Bears Don't Live Here!"

"Bears Don't Live Here!"

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Megan Navonod
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol I used to do something similar. I watched a documentary about rats living off food washed down kitchen sinks to feed their sewer babies. I always used to stuff food down the drain (no waste disposal as I live in the uk) I did this until I was 16

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#39

Just Like We Practiced

Just Like We Practiced

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#40

How Do You Lose A Cello?

How Do You Lose A Cello?

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MsM
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎵 Cello? Is it me you're looking for? 🎵

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#41

If It Fits, It Goes In The Drain

If It Fits, It Goes In The Drain

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#42

Makes It Easier To Predict A Child’s Future

Makes It Easier To Predict A Child’s Future

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stripper dream
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so sorry. I may have laughed a little too much and a little too loudly at this.

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#43

150.00$ On A Pool For This Kid To Rather Be On A Paint Container

150.00$ On A Pool For This Kid To Rather Be On A Paint Container

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#44

They’re Identical, How Did Their Mom Notice?

They’re Identical, How Did Their Mom Notice?

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#45

I Believe I Can Lie

I Believe I Can Lie

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Jennifer Gould
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha, I use to tell my kids I could see the lie in their eyes so of course they would lower them or close them completely when telling a lie ;)

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#46

I Mean, He’s Not Wrong

I Mean, He’s Not Wrong

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Paul Henry Ryan
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HIPPOPOTAMUS IS AT THE TOP IF THE FOOD CHAIN

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#47

Found My Old Diary Entry From 2000

Found My Old Diary Entry From 2000

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#49

Kid Describes Colour To A Blind Person

Kid Describes Colour To A Blind Person

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Hans
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Frankly, how would adults do that, unless they are poets or therapists?

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#50

Oh Dear

Oh Dear

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Anne
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't keep chemicals in low places if you have kids!

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