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penguino (they/them) • commented on 2 posts 11 months ago

Stars: My Comic Series About Humans And Aliens Learning To Get Along Aboard A Starship (17 New Pics)

Nice hat

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Optimistic Predictions For 2025?

Relatable lol (hehe, dark humor)

penguino (they/them) • upvoted an item 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Optimistic Predictions For 2025?

We no longer hope for better worlds. I no longer have any optimism.

penguino (they/them) • commented on 11 posts 1 year ago

28 Things Which Expose Any Person's Low Intelligence, As Shared In This Viral Thread On X

Welp I may be ugly but atleast I’m decently OK socially I guess :DDD

28 Things Which Expose Any Person's Low Intelligence, As Shared In This Viral Thread On X

Ofc you have the people who get a child on accident and can’t get an abortion (Hello Texas!) but still!!!! BRO!!! You do not need to cram 6 kids in a one bedroom apartment random lady on TikTok!!

40 Posts From The “Workers Strike Back” Group That Point Out The Absurdity Of Modern Capitalism (New Pics)

*pulls out American history notes that have just been waiting* oh hell yes.

“All Things Memes”: 45 Posts From This IG Page To Entertain The Boredom Away

one time with the power of reverses and +cards we shot a +102 railgun at a poor guy in our ELP class that was fun

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

hi yeah I’m that person in the Walmart self-checkout because my fingers are clumsy as f**k and I drop my wallet

30 Hilarious Memes Inspired By Iconic Horror Movies, Courtesy Of This Facebook Page

🎶 dumb ways to die 🎶

The Horrific Reality Of Today’s Social Issues Illustrated By This Artist (21 New Pics)

tbh leaning really heave on war and politics, but a good thing to talk about 8/10 :/

The Horrific Reality Of Today’s Social Issues Illustrated By This Artist (21 New Pics)

Tbh I just think the artist is portraying themselves and they happen to appear female \_:P_/ but I did see a cute panda shirt they could draw on :)

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penguino (they/them) • upvoted 26 items 1 year ago

“What Is One Thing You No Longer Believe In?”: 30 People Get Brutally Honest

Agreed.

30 “Today I Learned” Facts Ranging From Weird To Cool (New Pics)

I haven't met many people who call themselves feminists who believe islamophobia is worse than peados, May. You're probably just encountering too many wankers on the internet.

“What Is One Thing You No Longer Believe In?”: 30 People Get Brutally Honest

Agreed.

30 “Today I Learned” Facts Ranging From Weird To Cool (New Pics)

I haven't met many people who call themselves feminists who believe islamophobia is worse than peados, May. You're probably just encountering too many wankers on the internet.

“What Is One Thing You No Longer Believe In?”: 30 People Get Brutally Honest

What a load of rubbish.

“What Is One Thing You No Longer Believe In?”: 30 People Get Brutally Honest

YES

28 Things Which Expose Any Person's Low Intelligence, As Shared In This Viral Thread On X

I try to stay out of alleys but I do prefer liter before gallons 🤭👍

28 Things Which Expose Any Person's Low Intelligence, As Shared In This Viral Thread On X

Are you a liter ally?

LAMATL reply

I no longer believe the United States will remain a democracy.

JimAbaddon reply

I dunno. I don't really believe in anything anymore. Life in general is an empty, meaningless slog. I admire those who can enjoy it because it's impossible for me.

Daveywheel reply

People, Justice, and Common sense.

28 Things Which Expose Any Person's Low Intelligence, As Shared In This Viral Thread On X

This one doesn't even make any sense

28 Things Which Expose Any Person's Low Intelligence, As Shared In This Viral Thread On X

But I do like a 'lite rally' though! 🚓🚗

40 Posts From The “Workers Strike Back” Group That Point Out The Absurdity Of Modern Capitalism (New Pics)

*pulls out American history notes that have just been waiting* oh hell yes.

“All Things Memes”: 45 Posts From This IG Page To Entertain The Boredom Away

But Trump doesn't follow house rules.

“All Things Memes”: 45 Posts From This IG Page To Entertain The Boredom Away

Nah stacking makes it more fun. Even though I once had to draw 18.

The Invisible Hand Of The Market Is At It Again

Too Real

No More Bosses, Banks, Borders, Or Bombs!

Signs-Low-Intelligence

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

Getting? Were they ever "in hand"?

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

I agree, gender reveal parties are getting out of hand.

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

I vote one of the Trump kids. They can afford it.

30 Hilarious Memes Inspired By Iconic Horror Movies, Courtesy Of This Facebook Page

🎶 dumb ways to die 🎶

50 Things The “Weird” Kid At School Did That Still Haunt People Years Later

Nah, that's just called faith and belief. Keep on doing stuff in the name of your religion even when others are strenuously trying to get you to stop XD

50 Things The “Weird” Kid At School Did That Still Haunt People Years Later

Yeah, "no bathroom breaks" is a stupidass rule. Kid just dealt out the consequences.

The Horrific Reality Of Today’s Social Issues Illustrated By This Artist (21 New Pics)

Tbh I just think the artist is portraying themselves and they happen to appear female \_:P_/ but I did see a cute panda shirt they could draw on :)

50 Epic Comments That Were Better Than The Post (New Pics)

Charging for Dark Mode ? Seriously BP?

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penguino (they/them) • submitted 3 new posts 2 years ago

What’s Something Normal You Bought That Has Actually Lasted A While?

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What’s Something Creepy That Happened To You Or Somebody Close? (Closed)

What Is The Dumbest Thing You’ve Seen? ( In Real Life )

penguino (they/them) • submitted 3 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Gets On Your Nerves?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Drawing Style?

Hey Pandas, What Games Are Good For Live Streaming On Youtube?

penguino (they/them) • submitted 11 list additions 2 years ago

What’s Something Normal You Bought That Has Actually Lasted A While?

Hey Pandas, Write A Movie Title As A Clickbait Youtube Video (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Describe A Book Character In Less Than Five Sentences! (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Movie Idea You Have?

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Unique Insult Or Bigoted Belief You've Heard? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Do You Have Any Tips For Coming Out?

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Things People Do That You'll Never Understand?

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Thing To Have For Breakfast?

Hey Pandas, What’s Something Creepy That Happened To You Or Somebody Close? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Really Sucks?

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Good Truth Or Dare Question Ideas?

penguino (they/them) • commented on 2 posts 11 months ago

Stars: My Comic Series About Humans And Aliens Learning To Get Along Aboard A Starship (17 New Pics)

Nice hat

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Optimistic Predictions For 2025?

Relatable lol (hehe, dark humor)

penguino (they/them) • commented on 18 posts 1 year ago

“What Is One Thing You No Longer Believe In?”: 30 People Get Brutally Honest

Agreed.

“What Is One Thing You No Longer Believe In?”: 30 People Get Brutally Honest

Same ://///////

“What Is One Thing You No Longer Believe In?”: 30 People Get Brutally Honest

As an American OP is 100% correct lolol - we have a prison fruit for a leader so…

28 Things Which Expose Any Person's Low Intelligence, As Shared In This Viral Thread On X

Welp I may be ugly but atleast I’m decently OK socially I guess :DDD

28 Things Which Expose Any Person's Low Intelligence, As Shared In This Viral Thread On X

Ofc you have the people who get a child on accident and can’t get an abortion (Hello Texas!) but still!!!! BRO!!! You do not need to cram 6 kids in a one bedroom apartment random lady on TikTok!!

40 Posts From The “Workers Strike Back” Group That Point Out The Absurdity Of Modern Capitalism (New Pics)

*pulls out American history notes that have just been waiting* oh hell yes.

“All Things Memes”: 45 Posts From This IG Page To Entertain The Boredom Away

one time with the power of reverses and +cards we shot a +102 railgun at a poor guy in our ELP class that was fun

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

hi yeah I’m that person in the Walmart self-checkout because my fingers are clumsy as f**k and I drop my wallet

30 Hilarious Memes Inspired By Iconic Horror Movies, Courtesy Of This Facebook Page

🎶 dumb ways to die 🎶

The Horrific Reality Of Today’s Social Issues Illustrated By This Artist (21 New Pics)

tbh leaning really heave on war and politics, but a good thing to talk about 8/10 :/

The Horrific Reality Of Today’s Social Issues Illustrated By This Artist (21 New Pics)

Tbh I just think the artist is portraying themselves and they happen to appear female \_:P_/ but I did see a cute panda shirt they could draw on :)

50 Lesser-Known Facts That The “Today I Learned” Community Recently Shared

Hallo!!! Paragraph guy here! The school had a rule that in this one period, you could not leave the class. One girl needed to go so the teacher directed her to a bucket in the closet, put there for emergencies. She received horrible bullying and had to transfer schools. The parents sued for emotional damages and (I think) that the school had given their kid a uniary infection.

50 People Shared What Puts Them In The Top 1% Of The Population

lol makes ur bedroom looks like an analog tv horror show at night

50 Times People Tasted Something Unusual Whether On Purpose Or By Accident

Tasted something similar-school blacktop concrete when I tripped. Tasted like blood (concussion) but surprisingly slightly sweet, salty but mostly gross.

Capturing The Chaos Of Family Life In My Latest Cat Comics (20 New Pics)

What’s schadenfreude?

Artist Creates Comics Addressing Gender Identity Issues And Transgender Experiences (30 New Pics)

ballet is pain and point is pain + (haha toenail surgery in freedom country is fun)

50 Tourists Who Got Shamed Online For Their Unbelievably Rude Behavior (New Pics)

I went on the Japanese metro before and could tell from other tourists they will hate you silently forever

50 Tourists Who Got Shamed Online For Their Unbelievably Rude Behavior (New Pics)

hello? Yes? This the lockpicking company?

penguino (they/them) • upvoted an item 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Optimistic Predictions For 2025?

We no longer hope for better worlds. I no longer have any optimism.

penguino (they/them) • upvoted 19 items 1 year ago

30 “Today I Learned” Facts Ranging From Weird To Cool (New Pics)

I haven't met many people who call themselves feminists who believe islamophobia is worse than peados, May. You're probably just encountering too many wankers on the internet.

Daveywheel reply

People, Justice, and Common sense.

“What Is One Thing You No Longer Believe In?”: 30 People Get Brutally Honest

Agreed.

“What Is One Thing You No Longer Believe In?”: 30 People Get Brutally Honest

What a load of rubbish.

JimAbaddon reply

I dunno. I don't really believe in anything anymore. Life in general is an empty, meaningless slog. I admire those who can enjoy it because it's impossible for me.