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sturmwesen

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Just a Panda trying to fill her mind with absurdities so the serious stuff can't infiltrate.

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sturmwesen • commented on 10 posts 46 minutes ago

“Seemed Normal Back In The Day”: 99 Posts To Make You Feel Old As Heck (New Pics)

I would certainly add frufoo joghurt

“Seemed Normal Back In The Day”: 99 Posts To Make You Feel Old As Heck (New Pics)

where is the eye patch and the piercing? (btw I still do this)

“Seemed Normal Back In The Day”: 99 Posts To Make You Feel Old As Heck (New Pics)

I would certainly add frufoo joghurt

“Seemed Normal Back In The Day”: 99 Posts To Make You Feel Old As Heck (New Pics)

where is the eye patch and the piercing? (btw I still do this)

“Seemed Normal Back In The Day”: 99 Posts To Make You Feel Old As Heck (New Pics)

Curiosity burned the finger

“Seemed Normal Back In The Day”: 99 Posts To Make You Feel Old As Heck (New Pics)

ohhh thanks! I need movies/shows to pass sick leave. The saint is just what I need

“Seemed Normal Back In The Day”: 99 Posts To Make You Feel Old As Heck (New Pics)

Beamer?

“Seemed Normal Back In The Day”: 99 Posts To Make You Feel Old As Heck (New Pics)

Even our computer had a sliding door and a key

“Life’s Too Short For Boring Pants”: 64 Fashion Fails That Deserve Their Own Runway

please tell me the opening is in the b*m...

“Life’s Too Short For Boring Pants”: 64 Fashion Fails That Deserve Their Own Runway

I would've worn those in 2003

“Life’s Too Short For Boring Pants”: 64 Fashion Fails That Deserve Their Own Runway

could you add "on the" to attract partners?

“Life’s Too Short For Boring Pants”: 64 Fashion Fails That Deserve Their Own Runway

want!

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sturmwesen • upvoted 10 items 1 hour ago

Man Shows His True Colors After Assuming Fiancée Is Pregnant, Leaving Her “Shocked And Humiliated”

Trust me when I say I'm usually the LAST person to excuse a dude's $hitty behavior but this one strikes me more as a "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit" situation. Do people really expect everyone to solve every cr@ppy situation perfectly and gracefully on the first try?

“Life’s Too Short For Boring Pants”: 64 Fashion Fails That Deserve Their Own Runway

Unfortunately not XD Its opening is on the top (along its "back") but the purse itself is made of fur fabric, so you can't really SEE the zipper well. The whole thing is just realistic enough that it is REALLY disturbing when I sit and pet it for a few seconds, then once I know someone is watching me, I jam a hand into the open zipper, basically looking like I'm ramming my hand INTO the cat on my lap XD

Man Shows His True Colors After Assuming Fiancée Is Pregnant, Leaving Her “Shocked And Humiliated”

“Life’s Too Short For Boring Pants”: 64 Fashion Fails That Deserve Their Own Runway

“Seemed Normal Back In The Day”: 99 Posts To Make You Feel Old As Heck (New Pics)

Expert opinion right?

“Life’s Too Short For Boring Pants”: 64 Fashion Fails That Deserve Their Own Runway

They have a certain charm

“Trying To Make Him Some Kind Of Hero”: Minneapolis ICE Agent Breaks Silence After Crowdfunding

The guy's a m******r. I hope they throw the book at him, and if not, I hope he spends the rest of his life sleeping with one eye open.

“Life’s Too Short For Boring Pants”: 64 Fashion Fails That Deserve Their Own Runway

🎶Mmmbop when the lights out entertain you , ba , duba dop🎶

“Life’s Too Short For Boring Pants”: 64 Fashion Fails That Deserve Their Own Runway

Looks like they are trying to escape.

“Seemed Normal Back In The Day”: 99 Posts To Make You Feel Old As Heck (New Pics)

Bring it back. But for adult workers!!

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

Motivation is motivation. Its great support for ur sibling

This Instagram Profile Shared 80 Sweet Dogs Looking Out From Windows

BORZOI!!!!!!!

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sturmwesen • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

This Instagram Profile Shared 80 Sweet Dogs Looking Out From Windows

your swiffer is dusty

Night Shift Workers Share The Weirdest Things They’ve Encountered, Here Are The 69 Best Stories

something something creamfilled...

sturmwesen • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

Medieval cat

37 Celebrities Who Didn’t Deserve The Downfall They Experienced

Her face is just not expressive enough. It was perfect for The Hunger Games, but I haven't found another fit role since.

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sturmwesen • upvoted 5 items 2 days ago

20 Celebrity Couples Were Never Supposed To Last But They Did

So essentially he stalked her until she gave in 🙄🙄🙄

30 Wild And Heartbreaking Stories From Fathers Who Discovered Their Child Wasn't Actually Theirs

Maybe the child wasn’t born yet?

20 Celebrity Couples Were Never Supposed To Last But They Did

So essentially he stalked her until she gave in 🙄🙄🙄

30 Wild And Heartbreaking Stories From Fathers Who Discovered Their Child Wasn't Actually Theirs

Maybe the child wasn’t born yet?

Renee Good’s Wife Breaks Silence After ICE Encounter Turns Fatal

Even if she was, pretty sure lethal force at the first instance isn't warranted to detain someone attempting to flee authorities. Trust me, in Australia we do it all the time (detain people, not get the cops to mu‍rder them). News flash: People rarely die, and the majority that do only do because they act violently first. (Eg: Bondi.) Surprise, right?

“What I Asked For Vs What I Got”: 40 Ridiculous Hairdos That Made People Want To Wear A Hat For A Year (New Pics)

Somebody needs to stop getting their hair braided, already at least half bald because of it.

Renee Good’s Wife Breaks Silence After ICE Encounter Turns Fatal

It is straight up m****r. They were trying to drive away. The ICE team could have let them do so. Firing a gun was unnecessary. The car was not driving straight towards anyone, the ICE agent could have stepped to the side of the thought they were about to be hit by the car.

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sturmwesen • commented on a post 2 days ago

“What I Asked For Vs What I Got”: 40 Ridiculous Hairdos That Made People Want To Wear A Hat For A Year (New Pics)

Bart Simpson grew up

sturmwesen • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

35 Home Decor Projects That Have No Business Looking This Good (New Pics)

no. me too

39 Unhinged Things People Did In Public That Will Probably Make You Skip Lunch

Plural is mostly fine...butts works

sturmwesen • upvoted 4 items 3 days ago

35 Home Decor Projects That Have No Business Looking This Good (New Pics)

Is it bad that I prefer the before?

35 Home Decor Projects That Have No Business Looking This Good (New Pics)

I think you need to look up where this is - it's in the title. You've got it backwards. Also, you have no taste. 🙄

35 Home Decor Projects That Have No Business Looking This Good (New Pics)

Is it bad that I prefer the before?

35 Home Decor Projects That Have No Business Looking This Good (New Pics)

I think you need to look up where this is - it's in the title. You've got it backwards. Also, you have no taste. 🙄

50 Cursed Photos From History

To be fair, this one's not nearly so bad as some old black stereotype toys out there.

50 Cursed Photos From History

Presumably anti-cheating requirement

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sturmwesen • submitted a new post 1 month ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What’s On Your Christmas Menu This Year? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Origin Story Of Your Nickname?

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 3 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Your Mug Of The Day?

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 4 months ago

Photography & Digital Art

Hey Pandas, Post Your Pictures Of Sunrise

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 5 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Mishap Happened To You When You Had Too Little Sleep? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 6 months ago

Animals, Dogs

Hey Pandas, Share A Photo Of Your Dog Smiling

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 7 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Choose Your Favorite (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 8 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Butterfly Pictures That You Took

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 10 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Unusual Conversations Do You Have With Your Pets?

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Traditions For Sick Days? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted 4 new posts 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Are You Cooking For Christmas This Year? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Your "Travel Snack" Classic? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Was The Stupid Reason That Made You Realize You Are Not Suited For A Job? (Closed)

Something That You Envy Other Pandas

sturmwesen • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Post Your Plushie (Closed)

Spring Foto Compilation

sturmwesen • submitted 2 list additions 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Something Your Pet Is Afraid Of That Makes Absolutely No Sense? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s One Tiny Habit That Makes You Weirdly Happy?

sturmwesen • submitted 4 list additions 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Job You’re 100% Sure You’d Be Terrible At?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Mug Of The Day?

Hey Pandas, If Aliens Came Tomorrow, What Human Invention Would You Show? (Closed)

“What’s A Word Or Phrase That Makes You Lose Respect For Someone?”: 48 Brutally Honest Answers

sturmwesen • submitted 4 list additions 4 months ago

"What Would You Warn Someone Before They Got Your Type Of Pet?": 46 Honest Tips From Our Community

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Good Weird Questions To Ask Someone To Get To Know Them Better? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is One Moment In Your Life That You Will Never Forget?

Hey Pandas, Post Your Pictures Of Sunrise

sturmwesen • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Mishap Happened To You When You Had Too Little Sleep? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted 5 list additions 6 months ago

These 40 Sneaky Pets Knew Exactly What They Were Doing, And It’s Equal Parts Genius And Evil

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Pasta Sauce Recipe?

Hey Pandas, Share A Photo Of Your Dog Smiling

People Share 40 Basic Things Everyone Should Know How To Do (But Apparently, Many Don’t)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Have Any Living Creature As A Pet, What Would It Be?

sturmwesen • submitted 2 list additions 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Totally True Story You’ve Told That No One Believed? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Choose Your Favorite (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted 2 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Butterfly Pictures That You Took

“What’s One Hill That Others May Not Agree With But That You Will Die On?” (37 Answers)

sturmwesen • commented on 10 posts 46 minutes ago

“Seemed Normal Back In The Day”: 99 Posts To Make You Feel Old As Heck (New Pics)

I would certainly add frufoo joghurt

“Seemed Normal Back In The Day”: 99 Posts To Make You Feel Old As Heck (New Pics)

where is the eye patch and the piercing? (btw I still do this)

“Seemed Normal Back In The Day”: 99 Posts To Make You Feel Old As Heck (New Pics)

Curiosity burned the finger

“Seemed Normal Back In The Day”: 99 Posts To Make You Feel Old As Heck (New Pics)

ohhh thanks! I need movies/shows to pass sick leave. The saint is just what I need

“Seemed Normal Back In The Day”: 99 Posts To Make You Feel Old As Heck (New Pics)

Beamer?

“Seemed Normal Back In The Day”: 99 Posts To Make You Feel Old As Heck (New Pics)

Even our computer had a sliding door and a key

“Life’s Too Short For Boring Pants”: 64 Fashion Fails That Deserve Their Own Runway

please tell me the opening is in the b*m...

“Life’s Too Short For Boring Pants”: 64 Fashion Fails That Deserve Their Own Runway

I would've worn those in 2003

“Life’s Too Short For Boring Pants”: 64 Fashion Fails That Deserve Their Own Runway

could you add "on the" to attract partners?

“Life’s Too Short For Boring Pants”: 64 Fashion Fails That Deserve Their Own Runway

want!

sturmwesen • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

This Instagram Profile Shared 80 Sweet Dogs Looking Out From Windows

your swiffer is dusty

Night Shift Workers Share The Weirdest Things They’ve Encountered, Here Are The 69 Best Stories

something something creamfilled...

sturmwesen • commented on a post 2 days ago

“What I Asked For Vs What I Got”: 40 Ridiculous Hairdos That Made People Want To Wear A Hat For A Year (New Pics)

Bart Simpson grew up

sturmwesen • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

35 Home Decor Projects That Have No Business Looking This Good (New Pics)

no. me too

39 Unhinged Things People Did In Public That Will Probably Make You Skip Lunch

Plural is mostly fine...butts works

sturmwesen • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

"What A Waste": Woman Shares Before-And-After Breast Reduction Video, Sparks Debate

How can you see her happy face and nag her that YOU prefer big b***s.

“Made Me Lose Any Respect For Her”: Jennifer Lawrence Says She Wants To “Obliterate Every Dog”

just wait till the cat takes a swipe at the kid and they will get rid of the cat and condemn all cats... what a dumbas$

30 Times Brides Should’ve Thought Twice Before Buying Their Wedding Dresses

nope. just twigs and leafs and some random orange / red caps

sturmwesen • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

27 Small Joys People Forget To Appreciate, According To Our Community

so my BF gets shown the toys... I get barked at. I still don't know why, but I suspect it's because I dare to leave without him (the dog, not the BF) after that the awoo starts

31 Real-Life Experiences So Bizarre They Still Don’t Feel Real

Imagine it in a zoo. All the noise of animals and people just stopped

sturmwesen • upvoted 12 items 3 hours ago

“Seemed Normal Back In The Day”: 99 Posts To Make You Feel Old As Heck (New Pics)

Expert opinion right?

“Seemed Normal Back In The Day”: 99 Posts To Make You Feel Old As Heck (New Pics)

Bring it back. But for adult workers!!

Who Remembers This Freakishly Strong Girl From Their Childhood?

Man Shows His True Colors After Assuming Fiancée Is Pregnant, Leaving Her “Shocked And Humiliated”

“Life’s Too Short For Boring Pants”: 64 Fashion Fails That Deserve Their Own Runway

They have a certain charm

“Life’s Too Short For Boring Pants”: 64 Fashion Fails That Deserve Their Own Runway

🎶Mmmbop when the lights out entertain you , ba , duba dop🎶

“Life’s Too Short For Boring Pants”: 64 Fashion Fails That Deserve Their Own Runway

Looks like they are trying to escape.

“Trying To Make Him Some Kind Of Hero”: Minneapolis ICE Agent Breaks Silence After Crowdfunding

The guy's a m******r. I hope they throw the book at him, and if not, I hope he spends the rest of his life sleeping with one eye open.

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

Medieval cat

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

Motivation is motivation. Its great support for ur sibling

This Instagram Profile Shared 80 Sweet Dogs Looking Out From Windows

BORZOI!!!!!!!

sturmwesen • upvoted 8 items 1 day ago

57 Times Secret Affairs Were Exposed In The Most Chaotic Ways

Also pretty extremem and invasive behaviour to use the friend's key like that - effectively breaking and entering.

57 Times Secret Affairs Were Exposed In The Most Chaotic Ways

He wanted to let you know that he cheated, without having the b@lls to directly tell you

37 Celebrities Who Didn’t Deserve The Downfall They Experienced

I thought this thread was about people whose downfalls weren’t their fault? Hers is 100% on her.

37 Celebrities Who Didn’t Deserve The Downfall They Experienced

He will return in Spaceballs 2.

37 Celebrities Who Didn’t Deserve The Downfall They Experienced

Her face is just not expressive enough. It was perfect for The Hunger Games, but I haven't found another fit role since.

arkhamknight85 reply

Amy Whinehouse.

I didn’t realise how little support she had and she was never the type of person to handle fame to well.

Such a talent but her Dad was a jerk and cared more about money. Plus the media just ambushed her. She never had a chance.

I didn’t know anything until I watched the documentary “Amy”. Highly recommend it.

Dracomies reply

Anthony Bourdain.

That hurt the most. I honestly envied his life, I wanted to be him or to be what he showed everyday. Traveling around the world. Eating delicious food from all around the world. That was imo the absolute epitome of success. And it was so sad...seeing that it wasn't enough...was absolutely earth-shattering for me.