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sturmwesen

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Just a Panda trying to fill her mind with absurdities so the serious stuff can't infiltrate.

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sturmwesen • commented on 15 posts 8 hours ago

“I’m His Wife. Who Are You?”: 37 Super Awkward Moments When Servers Came To The Table

the diplomatic way would be to say, that you love them differently, in OPs situation

“I’m His Wife. Who Are You?”: 37 Super Awkward Moments When Servers Came To The Table

as he should be.

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

wouldn't drying and smoking them be adequate?

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

there is a quote in German "how was I supposed to know they speak Spanish in Spain?" I think it was someone who tried moving to Spain

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

has he tried asking AI?

63 Brands That Let The Creative Team Loose And Made The Most Hilarious Print Advertisements

and so loud

63 Brands That Let The Creative Team Loose And Made The Most Hilarious Print Advertisements

isn't Tabasco the mildest of all hot sauce?

75 Funny And Cute Cat Photos That’ll Make You Smile Today

hard night?

79 Hilariously Spot-On Therapy Memes

a dog warming your feet?

Guy Asks, “Is Getting Revenge Ever Worth It?”, 46 People Share Their Satisfying Payback

6 months? that's disgusting even without pee

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

Facebook messenger? how.. old school

52 Work Memes To Make Your Long Day At Least 5% More Bearable (New Pics)

why do I even need a "goal"? is not drowning, no k*****g and setting limits not goal enough?

52 Work Memes To Make Your Long Day At Least 5% More Bearable (New Pics)

Do you want to come with me to the smokers balcony? - I don't smoke - that was not the question. we are inclusive. you still can come

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sturmwesen • upvoted 22 items 11 hours ago

Fails, Funny

38 Times People Witnessed Stupidity So Bad They Thought It Was A Prank

“I’m His Wife. Who Are You?”: 37 Super Awkward Moments When Servers Came To The Table

or in public.

Fails, Funny

38 Times People Witnessed Stupidity So Bad They Thought It Was A Prank

“I’m His Wife. Who Are You?”: 37 Super Awkward Moments When Servers Came To The Table

or in public.

From Bizarre To Hilarious, Here Are 36 Lesser-Known Facts About These Countries

The orange rap.ist and his goons make that impossible. They wouldn't let me into the country, and I know better than to visit a country where the Gestapo 2.0 can ra.pe and mur.der at will. Other countries have beautiful nature, too.

Entitled People, Relationships

“I’m His Wife. Who Are You?”: 37 Super Awkward Moments When Servers Came To The Table

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

I think they meant the heist was due to the prices

Funny, Memes

51 Funny Memes From This Account That’s Dedicated To Making People Laugh

Art & Design, Visual Art

63 Brands That Let The Creative Team Loose And Made The Most Hilarious Print Advertisements

"Love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like a horse and carriage. This I tell ya, brother - ya can't have one without the other..."

75 Funny And Cute Cat Photos That’ll Make You Smile Today

Oh dear, another obese cat.

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

Heh, the police are "scrambling" :D

World

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

Trumps wig finallly escaped.

Curiosities

“They Had The Wrong Guy”: 30 People Who Were Really Unlucky

79 Hilariously Spot-On Therapy Memes

BP, it's sort of stupid to put a meme here and then censor out the funny bit.

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

The Hillsboro Oregon dancing frogs need these guys at their ongoing ICE protests

“I’m His Wife. Who Are You?”: 37 Super Awkward Moments When Servers Came To The Table

Different countries have different rules...

108 Women Share The Exact Second Their Attraction Ended Because Of A Weird Ick They Got

Baby talk = instant exit stage left

108 Women Share The Exact Second Their Attraction Ended Because Of A Weird Ick They Got

As far as we know.

63 Brands That Let The Creative Team Loose And Made The Most Hilarious Print Advertisements

Way better than that AI slop Coke spat out.

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

Why would a pastor go to hell when they die? Hmmmm?

108 Women Share The Exact Second Their Attraction Ended Because Of A Weird Ick They Got

Points for self awareness

108 Women Share The Exact Second Their Attraction Ended Because Of A Weird Ick They Got

I mean... the clap can give a lot of people the ick

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sturmwesen • upvoted an item 1 day ago

97 Hilarious Memes To Send To Your Favorite Group Chat Immediately

That's a trap. Once the original dog dies, its pet dog needs a pet dog. You will never not have a dog ever again.

sturmwesen • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

There are some d***s, that "cost" a quarter million and the receipt is for 5 months...

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

Jup. my mothers american preacher allowed his kids ego shooter games, but not public swimming pools, bare shoulders etc

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 1 month ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What’s On Your Christmas Menu This Year? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Origin Story Of Your Nickname?

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 3 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Your Mug Of The Day?

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 4 months ago

Photography & Digital Art

Hey Pandas, Post Your Pictures Of Sunrise

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 5 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Mishap Happened To You When You Had Too Little Sleep? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 6 months ago

Animals, Dogs

Hey Pandas, Share A Photo Of Your Dog Smiling

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 7 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Choose Your Favorite (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 8 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Butterfly Pictures That You Took

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 11 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Unusual Conversations Do You Have With Your Pets?

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Traditions For Sick Days? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted 4 new posts 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Are You Cooking For Christmas This Year? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Your "Travel Snack" Classic? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Was The Stupid Reason That Made You Realize You Are Not Suited For A Job? (Closed)

Something That You Envy Other Pandas

sturmwesen • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Post Your Plushie (Closed)

Spring Foto Compilation

sturmwesen • submitted 2 list additions 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Something Your Pet Is Afraid Of That Makes Absolutely No Sense? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s One Tiny Habit That Makes You Weirdly Happy?

sturmwesen • submitted 4 list additions 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Job You’re 100% Sure You’d Be Terrible At?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Mug Of The Day?

Hey Pandas, If Aliens Came Tomorrow, What Human Invention Would You Show? (Closed)

“What’s A Word Or Phrase That Makes You Lose Respect For Someone?”: 48 Brutally Honest Answers

sturmwesen • submitted 4 list additions 4 months ago

"What Would You Warn Someone Before They Got Your Type Of Pet?": 46 Honest Tips From Our Community

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Good Weird Questions To Ask Someone To Get To Know Them Better? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is One Moment In Your Life That You Will Never Forget?

Hey Pandas, Post Your Pictures Of Sunrise

sturmwesen • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Mishap Happened To You When You Had Too Little Sleep? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted 5 list additions 6 months ago

These 40 Sneaky Pets Knew Exactly What They Were Doing, And It’s Equal Parts Genius And Evil

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Pasta Sauce Recipe?

Hey Pandas, Share A Photo Of Your Dog Smiling

People Share 40 Basic Things Everyone Should Know How To Do (But Apparently, Many Don’t)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Have Any Living Creature As A Pet, What Would It Be?

sturmwesen • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Totally True Story You’ve Told That No One Believed? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted 3 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, Choose Your Favorite (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Butterfly Pictures That You Took

“What’s One Hill That Others May Not Agree With But That You Will Die On?” (37 Answers)

sturmwesen • commented on 15 posts 8 hours ago

37 Strange Tales Of Folks Who Morphed Into Something They Said They Never Would

oh no!

38 Times People Witnessed Stupidity So Bad They Thought It Was A Prank

I think it wasn't an ethical breeder if the woman didn't know it would grow big. Ethical breeders have the mom onsite

“I’m His Wife. Who Are You?”: 37 Super Awkward Moments When Servers Came To The Table

the diplomatic way would be to say, that you love them differently, in OPs situation

“I’m His Wife. Who Are You?”: 37 Super Awkward Moments When Servers Came To The Table

as he should be.

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

wouldn't drying and smoking them be adequate?

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

there is a quote in German "how was I supposed to know they speak Spanish in Spain?" I think it was someone who tried moving to Spain

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

has he tried asking AI?

63 Brands That Let The Creative Team Loose And Made The Most Hilarious Print Advertisements

and so loud

63 Brands That Let The Creative Team Loose And Made The Most Hilarious Print Advertisements

isn't Tabasco the mildest of all hot sauce?

75 Funny And Cute Cat Photos That’ll Make You Smile Today

hard night?

79 Hilariously Spot-On Therapy Memes

a dog warming your feet?

Guy Asks, “Is Getting Revenge Ever Worth It?”, 46 People Share Their Satisfying Payback

6 months? that's disgusting even without pee

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

Facebook messenger? how.. old school

52 Work Memes To Make Your Long Day At Least 5% More Bearable (New Pics)

why do I even need a "goal"? is not drowning, no k*****g and setting limits not goal enough?

52 Work Memes To Make Your Long Day At Least 5% More Bearable (New Pics)

Do you want to come with me to the smokers balcony? - I don't smoke - that was not the question. we are inclusive. you still can come

sturmwesen • commented on 5 posts 1 day ago

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

There are some d***s, that "cost" a quarter million and the receipt is for 5 months...

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

Jup. my mothers american preacher allowed his kids ego shooter games, but not public swimming pools, bare shoulders etc

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

..snort

97 Hilarious Memes To Send To Your Favorite Group Chat Immediately

eh depends. Lou is what we call a Einzel-prinzessin (lone princess). He likes other dogs, but he prefers everything in the apartment (including human bellies and hands) to be only for him

97 Hilarious Memes To Send To Your Favorite Group Chat Immediately

Every weather

sturmwesen • upvoted 20 items 9 hours ago

From Bizarre To Hilarious, Here Are 36 Lesser-Known Facts About These Countries

108 Women Share The Exact Second Their Attraction Ended Because Of A Weird Ick They Got

Points for self awareness

108 Women Share The Exact Second Their Attraction Ended Because Of A Weird Ick They Got

I mean... the clap can give a lot of people the ick

108 Women Share The Exact Second Their Attraction Ended Because Of A Weird Ick They Got

Baby talk = instant exit stage left

Curiosities

“They Had The Wrong Guy”: 30 People Who Were Really Unlucky

Family, Relationships

“Grandpa Was A Drag Queen”: 32 Family Secrets That Left A Mark In The Worst Way Possible

World

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

Entitled People, Relationships

“I’m His Wife. Who Are You?”: 37 Super Awkward Moments When Servers Came To The Table

Fails, Funny

38 Times People Witnessed Stupidity So Bad They Thought It Was A Prank

“I’m His Wife. Who Are You?”: 37 Super Awkward Moments When Servers Came To The Table

or in public.

“I’m His Wife. Who Are You?”: 37 Super Awkward Moments When Servers Came To The Table

Different countries have different rules...

Art & Design, Visual Art

63 Brands That Let The Creative Team Loose And Made The Most Hilarious Print Advertisements

Funny, Memes

51 Funny Memes From This Account That’s Dedicated To Making People Laugh

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

Why would a pastor go to hell when they die? Hmmmm?

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

I think they meant the heist was due to the prices

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

Heh, the police are "scrambling" :D

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

Trumps wig finallly escaped.

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

The Hillsboro Oregon dancing frogs need these guys at their ongoing ICE protests

63 Brands That Let The Creative Team Loose And Made The Most Hilarious Print Advertisements

"Love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like a horse and carriage. This I tell ya, brother - ya can't have one without the other..."

63 Brands That Let The Creative Team Loose And Made The Most Hilarious Print Advertisements

Way better than that AI slop Coke spat out.

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