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Apachebathmat • commented on a post 14 hours ago

50 Over-Edited Instagram Photos That Accidentally Exposed The Truth

You could cut bricks on that chin

Apachebathmat • commented on 8 posts 1 day ago

46 Times Medical Staff Had To Step Out Because Patients Coming Off Anesthesia Were Too Funny

BP are in a tail spin right now!

44 Rage-Inducing Pics You Might Not Be Stable Enough To See

No way that’s censored?

46 Times Medical Staff Had To Step Out Because Patients Coming Off Anesthesia Were Too Funny

BP are in a tail spin right now!

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Apachebathmat • commented on a post 4 days ago

69 Hilarious Moments When Men Proved They Never Really Grew Up At All (New Pics)

I’m coming with you… will bring snacks

Apachebathmat • commented on a post 1 week ago

21 Gifts That Look Super Luxe But Are Actually, Genuinely Useful

I have one of these, they are amazing and not that expensive

Apachebathmat • upvoted 6 items 1 week ago

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

Pretty sure the problem is the easy availability and fetishization of guns.

44 Texts From Delivery Drivers People Actually Received That Might Make You Laugh

That sounds like a you problem. This person is just trying their best.

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

Pretty sure the problem is the easy availability and fetishization of guns.

44 Texts From Delivery Drivers People Actually Received That Might Make You Laugh

That sounds like a you problem. This person is just trying their best.

25 Before-And-After Photos Of Famous Cities That Are So Mind-Blowing They Feel Like Real-Life Time Travel

Much better before

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

Not Germany, and not Scotland, as far as I can tell. Probably not the rest of the UK either. Can't imagine that would take hold anywhere in Europe. Why would we, we have public transport (btw, Scotland thinks about making bus travel free for everyone - currently it's kids, teenagers, young adults and seniors who travel for free. Boohoo, socialism! Communism! Whateverism!

50 Photos Ruined In The Funniest Way Possible By Unexpected Cameos (New Pics)

One of the absolute best photo bombs ever. Our lovely Queen was a wonderful and funny woman. May her memory live on forever.

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

This was the main reason my spouse and I moved from the US - our concerns that healthcare would wipe us out financially as we aged. Of course, the political climate made it essential to leave as well. I feel a mixture of joy that we are somewhere that we feel safe from the fear of losing everything to a health crisis (and the hellscape that politics have turned the country into) and guilt that others can't have the same security that we now feel.

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Apachebathmat • commented on 11 posts 1 week ago

25 Before-And-After Photos Of Famous Cities That Are So Mind-Blowing They Feel Like Real-Life Time Travel

This isn’t a glow up, London is nasty and boring, never ending vape shops and drab souvenir shops, over priced food and drink, total tourist trap.

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

While in Mexico me and my group of friends (all in our early 50’s) sat next to a group of Spring Breakers, totally lovely, calm, sensible young adults that were an absolute pleasure to talk to and they approached us! Talked to us about what they were studying, what they wanted to do in life and it was great, we all ended up having dinner together every night. It was weirded they wanted selfies with us to send to their parents who were probably not too far off our age, but truly lovely people.

25 Before-And-After Photos Of Famous Cities That Are So Mind-Blowing They Feel Like Real-Life Time Travel

This isn’t a glow up, London is nasty and boring, never ending vape shops and drab souvenir shops, over priced food and drink, total tourist trap.

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

Dutch?

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

Is this the ghost of George Michael speaking?

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

I always smile and say hi

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

Nah, leave them in a basket on the kitchen side, no need for the fridge

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

This isn’t only the states! As an undertaker here in England I can tell you we have started to have work done to widen doorways to accommodate larger coffins

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

American, I have an idea, if you want rid of your HOA, may I suggest fostering a few Glaswegians, scousers, brummies, Mancunians and a sprinkle east and south Londoners and apply beer, I can PROMISE you, nobody will be approaching your house again especially if you play football on the TV while administering said beer , I find (I know this will be censored) screeching “f**k off ya wee maggot, COME HERE AND SAY THAT, COME HERE AND SAY THAT, YA Kock! Usually works wonders

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

I saw an article about bullet proof bunkers in classrooms, while I’m glad they are there as I wouldn’t want anyone to get hurt, the fact that American schools need them is heart breaking 💔 we have our fair share of idiots here in the UK but I can’t get over the fear parents must have when their kid messages them in school time, I’d be on my nerves all the time.

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

My house was built in 1880, there are others here that are much older

Hey Pandas, What’s One Tiny Habit That Makes You Weirdly Happy?

I do this too!

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Apachebathmat • commented on 10 posts 2 weeks ago

38 Things That Were Designed BY Someone With An Above Average IQ

I hope you mean Life 😉

38 Things That Were Designed BY Someone With An Above Average IQ

Sandwich bag, done

38 Things That Were Designed BY Someone With An Above Average IQ

I hope you mean Life 😉

38 Things That Were Designed BY Someone With An Above Average IQ

Sandwich bag, done

32 Mistakes That People Made In Their Life And Said Never Again

Treat everyone that treats you bad with kindness, it works everytime to subdue them

“Embarrassing”: 51 Times Canada Roasted America So Well, You Can’t Even Be Mad

Most American sounding screen name, you have to love it

“Embarrassing”: 51 Times Canada Roasted America So Well, You Can’t Even Be Mad

I think the official statement is “recollections may vary”

“Embarrassing”: 51 Times Canada Roasted America So Well, You Can’t Even Be Mad

In New York once, I said thank you to the bar lady for my drink, she winked at me and said “ya, say it with money honey” I was floored lol

“Embarrassing”: 51 Times Canada Roasted America So Well, You Can’t Even Be Mad

Really don’t like the American bashing, every country has their own gang of morons that we would rather weren’t there but on a whole, America has lots of very genuine and kind people, they aren’t all under the mighty Cheeto’s spell

“Embarrassing”: 51 Times Canada Roasted America So Well, You Can’t Even Be Mad

I think some Americans need to get together and create a new state, they can call it ‘kingdom of non orange, sensible, ordinary American folk…land’ I’d holiday there for sure

“Embarrassing”: 51 Times Canada Roasted America So Well, You Can’t Even Be Mad

Just waiting for it to explode

“Embarrassing”: 51 Times Canada Roasted America So Well, You Can’t Even Be Mad

I LOVE Canada, absolutely amazing country, hopefully I get to go back one day

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Apachebathmat • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

“Embarrassing”: 51 Times Canada Roasted America So Well, You Can’t Even Be Mad

32 Mistakes That People Made In Their Life And Said Never Again

Never lend money to a relative. Give it. If the money returns, good, but don't expect it to.

Apachebathmat • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, So What Do You See On Your Way To Work?

Apachebathmat • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is A Trend Your're Tired Of Seeing And Hearing About (Closed)

Apachebathmat • submitted 2 list additions 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Actually Healthy Despite Most People Thinking It's Not? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Most Recent Photo From Your Camera Roll That You’ve Taken (Closed)

Apachebathmat • submitted 6 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is A Random Fact You Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Question You Ask Yourself Over And Over Again? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Did You Do Over The Summer? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Funniest Animal Photos (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture Of Your Cat

Hey Pandas, Share Your Wedding Horror Stories (Closed)

Apachebathmat • submitted 5 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Photo Of Your Working Animal! (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Vacation Hacks You Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Any Tips For Starting High School? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Your Handmade Artwork (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me The Funniest Photo In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

Apachebathmat • submitted 5 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Hilarious Things You Have Heard People Say In Their Sleep?

Hey Pandas! What's Out Your Window At The Moment? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The Best Animal Pictures You've Taken (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Would Be The Opening Line Of Your Memoir Or Autobiography?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Spookiest Thing That Ever Happened To You? (Closed)

Apachebathmat • submitted a list addition 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, When Did You Realize It's Time To Let Go Of A Friendship? (Closed)

Apachebathmat • commented on a post 14 hours ago

50 Over-Edited Instagram Photos That Accidentally Exposed The Truth

You could cut bricks on that chin

Apachebathmat • commented on 8 posts 1 day ago

46 Times Medical Staff Had To Step Out Because Patients Coming Off Anesthesia Were Too Funny

BP are in a tail spin right now!

44 Rage-Inducing Pics You Might Not Be Stable Enough To See

No way that’s censored?

44 Rage-Inducing Pics You Might Not Be Stable Enough To See

W*f?

44 Rage-Inducing Pics You Might Not Be Stable Enough To See

If that was in a hard case I’d be kicking off

44 Rage-Inducing Pics You Might Not Be Stable Enough To See

Some people aren’t born, I swear some of them hatch, behind bins, in the arctic

44 Rage-Inducing Pics You Might Not Be Stable Enough To See

I appreciate the other child might have allergies or medical needs which means they can’t just eat anything but this note is tone f*****g deaf! I’d refuse to sign too!

44 Rage-Inducing Pics You Might Not Be Stable Enough To See

What a p r i ck

44 Rage-Inducing Pics You Might Not Be Stable Enough To See

Apachebathmat • commented on a post 4 days ago

69 Hilarious Moments When Men Proved They Never Really Grew Up At All (New Pics)

I’m coming with you… will bring snacks

Apachebathmat • commented on a post 1 week ago

21 Gifts That Look Super Luxe But Are Actually, Genuinely Useful

I have one of these, they are amazing and not that expensive

Apachebathmat • commented on 9 posts 1 week ago

25 Before-And-After Photos Of Famous Cities That Are So Mind-Blowing They Feel Like Real-Life Time Travel

This isn’t a glow up, London is nasty and boring, never ending vape shops and drab souvenir shops, over priced food and drink, total tourist trap.

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

Dutch?

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

Is this the ghost of George Michael speaking?

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

I always smile and say hi

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

Nah, leave them in a basket on the kitchen side, no need for the fridge

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

This isn’t only the states! As an undertaker here in England I can tell you we have started to have work done to widen doorways to accommodate larger coffins

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

Apachebathmat • upvoted 6 items 1 week ago

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

Pretty sure the problem is the easy availability and fetishization of guns.

25 Before-And-After Photos Of Famous Cities That Are So Mind-Blowing They Feel Like Real-Life Time Travel

Much better before

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

44 Texts From Delivery Drivers People Actually Received That Might Make You Laugh

That sounds like a you problem. This person is just trying their best.

50 Photos Ruined In The Funniest Way Possible By Unexpected Cameos (New Pics)

One of the absolute best photo bombs ever. Our lovely Queen was a wonderful and funny woman. May her memory live on forever.

Apachebathmat • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

“Embarrassing”: 51 Times Canada Roasted America So Well, You Can’t Even Be Mad

32 Mistakes That People Made In Their Life And Said Never Again

Never lend money to a relative. Give it. If the money returns, good, but don't expect it to.

Apachebathmat • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

50 Things That Got Discontinued That These Consumers Desperately Want To Buy Again

Could have come up with a better name than "Hydrox" as it sounds like something put down the drain to clear a blockage.

50 Things That Got Discontinued That These Consumers Desperately Want To Buy Again

chop and freeze

50 Times People Snapped Photos Seconds Before Everything Went Spectacularly Wrong

Now adding 'Jesus Mary and the wee orphans!' to my lexicon, TY!

Apachebathmat • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

50 Brilliantly British Memes That Sum Up What Living In The UK Is Really Like

No such thing. In our house gravy is a beverage.

50 Brilliantly British Memes That Sum Up What Living In The UK Is Really Like

Hastings Direct Dot Com

50 "People Of Walmart" Pics That Are As Funny As They Are Confusing (New Pics)

Shart

50 Times People Couldn’t Make Sense Of What They Were Seeing And Could Only Facepalm (New Pics)

Rotten Tangerine Voters, I want you to know that a lot of people see your videos where you cry that something you voted for is happening to you, and I also want you to know that we're all pointing at you and laughing very loudly.

50 Times People Couldn’t Make Sense Of What They Were Seeing And Could Only Facepalm (New Pics)

His mother, his momma, his mom, his mommy, and the woman that raised him.

Apachebathmat • upvoted 4 items 2 months ago

“It’s Just As Horrific As It Sounds”: 50 Disturbing Truths About Animals You Might Wish You Didn’t Know

It's probably better for them if humans don't know in fairness.

50 Fascinating Posts From The Instagram Account 'The Weird Unknown'

He should have thrown it back.

30 Oopsies That Deserve A Spot In The Hall Of Fame

On another note, why do people put so much value to what sneakers they wear?

50 Vacation Photos That Didn’t Turn Out As Expected

Try a small safety pin through the holes to act as a hinge.

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