68 Times People Tried To Make Money On Craigslist, Only For Hilarity To Ensue (New Pics)
Before Facebook Marketplace became a widely preferred platform for online selling, there was Craigslist. It’s one of the pioneers alongside eBay and has remained popular despite its outdated interface, which has seemed to stand the test of time.
Given its hundreds of millions of monthly users, the platform will inevitably attract sellers who are on the oddball side. These are the people who would put up ridiculous listings and seriously try to make money.
Here are some of the posts that take the cake, as featured on the Delusional Craigslist subreddit.
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Sarcophagus Full Of Ramen For $1000
Very Old One
That's public nudity and in some places you can end up on the s*x offender registry.
One Of The Kookier Things I’ve Stumbled Across On Fb Marketplace
Japanese Mature For Scale
Dude Thinks He's Entitled To My Free Lawnmower
Buy Me Lunch So I Can Talk About Myself
She's Selling A Walmart Shopping Cart... For 50 Bucks
How I Upset A Low Baller
Recent One I Found
Surprisingly, Nobody Was Interested In This Offer
Absolutely Gobsmacked
How Much?
This Man Is Looking For A Servant WTH
Help Emptying My Tank
Autism Table. Handcrafted And Made By Someone Personally Touched By Autism, Whatever That Means
Wait... What?
Looking For Quick Sale!
Never Thought I’d See Such A Good One In The Wild
Bruh
Be Liable For My $3000 Loan In Exchange For $100 Plus Gifts
Am I Crazy?
That Burger Cell Is Sweet And All, But
Self Proclaimed Ladies Man/Life Of The Party, Moves To Us. Still Has The Same Hair On His Head As He Did Before. Asking 3k
No. Nasty. Remarks. Please
I Can’t Stop Laughing
The only thing which would make this more odd, would be if the dog was on the barbeque.
25 Dollars For A Single Pair Of Socks With Some Beads Attached
For Only $1,000 This Handmade Jouch Can Be Yours!
"Only Worn A Few Times"
Pay Me $3k For An Opportunity To Dispose My Pool And Fill Up The Hole
I don't know if the pool and equipment is a deal, but shoving a bunch of dirt in the ground after shouldn't be expensive
Van Halen
This Was Posted In A Local Facebook Group In South Florida
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Deranged Lunatic
ASAP! Give Me 500-8000 For A Piano People Pay To Have Hauled Away
Seller Wants You To Pay Him $5000 To Haul Off His Storm Damage
The Oh So Coveted "Rare Black Diamond" Vhs'
Only $50 And You Can Own This Vintage 90's Plastic As Walmart Bag
Seller Says It Was Found In The Rear Seat Pocket Of An Old Car 🤢
Creepy 12' Tall Elvis Head
40k For An Automatic Civic With Cheap Aftermarket Rims, Airbag Suspension And Only 999 Miles
What A Deal!!!
No Thank You
I'm a weirdo who likes photos of surgeries, have photos of each of mine, and I've asked people I'm close with at work who've had surgeries if they have photos. So like...there's a market for this, but even I'm not that market because that's just too weird even for me lol!
I Didn’t Know This Was A Thing?
Uhhhh... Who's Gonna Tell Them?
Absolutely Outstanding Deal
Wtfeet For Just $69
Foot shoes with foot fungus (Tinea, had to look it up, wish I didn't) in them. Who wouldn't want them...
Most Expensive Poptart Ever
This Guy Is Selling His Dirty Old Broken Headphones For $375,000. He Only Has 11k Monthly Listeners On Spotify
Found One In The Wild. The Reactions Speak Fir Themselves
$180 USB Cable
Don’t Google It. Just Trust Me. It’s Worth $50,000. Serious Enthusiast Only
Anyone For Casserole Near Chicago? I've Never Bean This Hungry
Enchant Your Walls!
My Dad Has A Fortune In Boxes In The Basement If We Can Hustle Em For 15 A Piece…. LOL
Dāmn. I threw out my old Apple tv, iPhone, and Samsung tablet boxes out a few months ago. Don't know why I kept them, but it looks as though they could have been gold!
Often, Mechanics Hate Installing Customer-Supplied Parts. Are Surgeons The Same Way?
I'm glad this isn't one of the products the company I work for sells. That said, this either came out of a patient because it had failed and had to be replaced, or the person it was in...well, let's just say they no longer need it. Fun fact: Bipolar means that there should be 2 articulating surfaces between the femoral head and acetabulum. That silver part does not look like it would articulate against the dull gray part it's on. So in fact it's either unipolar, or there's a component missing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Looks Like A Steal To Me
Does Delusional Estate Sale Count?
This Cracker Box 624 Sq/Ft Home Sold For $43k Last Year. No Wonder Why My Generation Can't Afford Homes. My Dinky 2br Apartment Is Bigger Than This!
That’s a steal a house that size where I live would start at 350k usd
Anyone Wanna Buy My Literal Trash? $50 Please
Congratulations. We have finally reached the bottom of the barrel.
That’s A Lot Of Dvds
How And Why?
Rare "iPhone 1" For Sale, Only $2,000
I Am Completely At A Loss For How To Title This
There's nothing unreasonable about this. a 7" brush would be for painting/staining wood siding. New ones (of dubious overseas quality) run about $40.
That's Methed Up!
That’s Not His Signature
To be fair, the seller only said it has "Patrick Mahomes name and number" on it. NOT that it's an autograph. LOL.
Great Deal Just 18,000 Over Msrp On A Used Truck
Ouch someone fell for those trade in refinancing loans so whoever would be stupid enough to take this loan over is probably paying carried over principal from another vehicle.
20k For A 3 Decade Old Previa. Uhuh
If it's rust-free and the supercharged version, that seems fair. 170hp (modifiable for more) in a mid-90s minivan made these quite rowdy.
Rare 👀
Come Chop Down My Massive Tree For $50,000
Sooooo thru are willing to pay $50k to have it cut down and carted away?
