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Marvin • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

32 Things People Didn’t Realize Were Optional In Life Until They Saw Someone Not Doing Them

Also; not giving a reason. I used to be so concerned with proving I was sick, now I just email my team and say "I am out sick today"

32 Things People Didn’t Realize Were Optional In Life Until They Saw Someone Not Doing Them

we call it Squirrel Dinner now

Marvin • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

41 "Nice Girls" That Got A Reality Check Online For Their Delusional Behavior (New Pics)

Yeah, I have a problem to see who's the aggressor here. If she started with 'balls' as positive it would read "I like your poem" - "I don't give a sh*t what you think" - "Ohhh, how sad" (sarcasm) - "You're so negative".

Marvin • commented on 3 posts 3 weeks ago

41 "Nice Girls" That Got A Reality Check Online For Their Delusional Behavior (New Pics)

In my world Balls would be a compliment.

47 People Reveal The Strangest Corners Of The Internet They’ve Ever Discovered: “It Got Very Dark Very Quickly”

Toynbee Tiles! I am absolutely obsessed and I got to see one in person.

41 "Nice Girls" That Got A Reality Check Online For Their Delusional Behavior (New Pics)

In my world Balls would be a compliment.

47 People Reveal The Strangest Corners Of The Internet They’ve Ever Discovered: “It Got Very Dark Very Quickly”

Toynbee Tiles! I am absolutely obsessed and I got to see one in person.

47 People Reveal The Strangest Corners Of The Internet They’ve Ever Discovered: “It Got Very Dark Very Quickly”

I will die on the hill that it was the brother.

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Marvin • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

47 People Reveal The Strangest Corners Of The Internet They’ve Ever Discovered: “It Got Very Dark Very Quickly”

IYKYK

Marvin • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

70 Rare And Powerful Photos From This History-Focused Online Community (New Pics)

Does he have 6 fingers on his left hand?

Marvin • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

50 Wild “Am I Overreacting?” Stories That Had Folks In This Online Group Talking

we love a Short King

Marvin • upvoted an item 2 months ago

50 Of The Funniest Facepalm-Worthy Posts From LinkedIn “Influencers” (New Pics)

Pity he didn't explode like Mr Creosote

Marvin • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

50 Times People Were Way Too Confident When They Were In Fact Embarrassingly Wrong

BUT IT'S AFTER THE NOON!?

50 Times People Were Way Too Confident When They Were In Fact Embarrassingly Wrong

in omnia paratus

Marvin • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

48 Coworkers Who, For Lack Of A Better Word, Are Really Stupid

I am going to start calling my toots "brief stinks"

“I Wish I Never Knew This”: 41 Workers Share The Creepiest Things About Their Professions

They also don't warn you about skin slippage. Don't google it :(

Marvin • upvoted an item 3 months ago

50 People With Main Character Syndrome Who Got Called Out And Shamed Online (New Pics)

Since it was Fathers Day, I wonder if his dad was buried nearby and he wanted to wash his car with his dad like he did when he was a kid.

Marvin • commented on 4 posts 4 months ago

People React To Mortgage Taken By Viral Coldplay Woman As The Roasting Continues

If my husband had Coldplay tickets, there's no way I wouldn't be going. I want to know what they told their spouses "only work people are invited, sorrryyyy"

50 Unsettling Images From The "Oddly Horrifying" Online Group (New Pics)

The Beales were also hidden away :(

People React To Mortgage Taken By Viral Coldplay Woman As The Roasting Continues

If my husband had Coldplay tickets, there's no way I wouldn't be going. I want to know what they told their spouses "only work people are invited, sorrryyyy"

50 Unsettling Images From The "Oddly Horrifying" Online Group (New Pics)

The Beales were also hidden away :(

Going Where Most Won’t: My ‘Bone Chilling’ Skull-Cave Trek In Papua New Guinea

Soooo...like going to a zoo, but it's people?

People Shared 50 Ridiculous Baby Names Parents Thought Were Clever But They Weren't At All

Poor little Drawstring.

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Marvin • upvoted 2 items 4 months ago

“Imagine The Smell”: 45 Weirdest Objects Doctors Had To Remove From Their Patients

*fazed *recounted (to recant is to take the story back) *ensues Sorry, but please Dr, learn to spell before you conflate appendix with appendage.

30 Funny Moments Of Deaf People Realizing Something They Thought Was Loud Was Totally Silent

Being a pluviophile, the sight, sound and smell of rain make me very happy.

Marvin • upvoted 11 items 5 months ago

It reminds me of this scene from Space Balls between dark helmet and president. :D

“He Invented Oxygen”: 50 Exact Moments People Knew They Were Dating An Idiot

Tbh the fact that he laughed about bigger sizes at all is a red flag for me. Get the f**k off.

It reminds me of this scene from Space Balls between dark helmet and president. :D

“He Invented Oxygen”: 50 Exact Moments People Knew They Were Dating An Idiot

Tbh the fact that he laughed about bigger sizes at all is a red flag for me. Get the f**k off.

50 Disappointed Tourists Share Travel Destinations From Around The World That Aren’t Worth It

But did you go to the basement?

“He Invented Oxygen”: 50 Exact Moments People Knew They Were Dating An Idiot

A moron *and* a jerk who makes nasty remarks about strangers in public. What a catch.

“Mother Laughed”: 40 Buffet Moments That Prove Some People Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Eat In Public

Oh stop it. There are gross greedy people all over the world. 🙄

50 Appalling Photos From Workplaces That Should Be Shut Down For Being So Toxic (New Pics)

Really? You reply, point out math error, then, if not corrected start thinking lawsuit.

What Am I Missing

50 Alternate Angles Of Popular Landmarks That Reveal Hidden Details

If the tail was up, you'd be able to see the little cat butt... I mean sphinxter.

50 Appalling Photos From Workplaces That Should Be Shut Down For Being So Toxic (New Pics)

Are you having a stroke??

50 Appalling Photos From Workplaces That Should Be Shut Down For Being So Toxic (New Pics)

Irrelevant if the employee took the job as WFH.

50 Outrageous Moments Of Entitled Parenting Caught Online

1. They're at a zebra crossing 2. Just because someone holds someone's hand, doesn't mean they're in a relationship 3. Even if they're a couple, so what? They're holding hands, not penises

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Marvin • commented on 4 posts 5 months ago

“Mother Laughed”: 40 Buffet Moments That Prove Some People Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Eat In Public

I love salt/savory with watermelon (like a feta salad) so I feel like maybe a lil dippy dip into some Hellman's?

50 Misogynistic Idiots Who Got Absolutely Wrecked Online (New Pics)

I got mine when I was nine. A literal child.

“Mother Laughed”: 40 Buffet Moments That Prove Some People Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Eat In Public

I love salt/savory with watermelon (like a feta salad) so I feel like maybe a lil dippy dip into some Hellman's?

Show All 4 Comments

Marvin • commented on 3 posts 6 months ago

"We’re Done": Women Over 40 Officially Share What They’re No longer Willing To Tolerate

I wouldn't have survived if it weren't for my older female friends guiding me through peri. We got you!! <3

40 Posts So Cringe-Worthy, The Instagram Account That Shared Them Deserves Jail Time

She's just a nervous gorl!

"We’re Done": Women Over 40 Officially Share What They’re No longer Willing To Tolerate

I wouldn't have survived if it weren't for my older female friends guiding me through peri. We got you!! <3

40 Posts So Cringe-Worthy, The Instagram Account That Shared Them Deserves Jail Time

She's just a nervous gorl!

44 Times Tourists Stepped Over All Boundaries Of Human Decency (New Pics)

Don't worry, Mayans will still curse them

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Marvin • upvoted an item 6 months ago

50 “Normal” Things People Still Find Bizarre Or Wrong

As someone with these "disorders" (ADHD, autism, trauma), I hate how there is no compassion shown for a genuinely disabled person who may have an episode in public but somehow these other children are excused. But also- it's not the child's fault. Children are being raised by screens now and it's extremely damaging. Keep in mind I'm 18. I'm not a boomer or a parent myself yet, and I have extreme compassion for parents doing their best, but so many don't.

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Marvin • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

32 Things People Didn’t Realize Were Optional In Life Until They Saw Someone Not Doing Them

Also; not giving a reason. I used to be so concerned with proving I was sick, now I just email my team and say "I am out sick today"

32 Things People Didn’t Realize Were Optional In Life Until They Saw Someone Not Doing Them

we call it Squirrel Dinner now

Marvin • commented on 3 posts 3 weeks ago

41 "Nice Girls" That Got A Reality Check Online For Their Delusional Behavior (New Pics)

In my world Balls would be a compliment.

47 People Reveal The Strangest Corners Of The Internet They’ve Ever Discovered: “It Got Very Dark Very Quickly”

Toynbee Tiles! I am absolutely obsessed and I got to see one in person.

47 People Reveal The Strangest Corners Of The Internet They’ve Ever Discovered: “It Got Very Dark Very Quickly”

I will die on the hill that it was the brother.

Marvin • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

50 Wild “Am I Overreacting?” Stories That Had Folks In This Online Group Talking

we love a Short King

Marvin • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

50 Times People Were Way Too Confident When They Were In Fact Embarrassingly Wrong

BUT IT'S AFTER THE NOON!?

50 Times People Were Way Too Confident When They Were In Fact Embarrassingly Wrong

in omnia paratus

Marvin • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

48 Coworkers Who, For Lack Of A Better Word, Are Really Stupid

I am going to start calling my toots "brief stinks"

“I Wish I Never Knew This”: 41 Workers Share The Creepiest Things About Their Professions

They also don't warn you about skin slippage. Don't google it :(

Marvin • commented on 4 posts 4 months ago

People React To Mortgage Taken By Viral Coldplay Woman As The Roasting Continues

If my husband had Coldplay tickets, there's no way I wouldn't be going. I want to know what they told their spouses "only work people are invited, sorrryyyy"

50 Unsettling Images From The "Oddly Horrifying" Online Group (New Pics)

The Beales were also hidden away :(

Going Where Most Won’t: My ‘Bone Chilling’ Skull-Cave Trek In Papua New Guinea

Soooo...like going to a zoo, but it's people?

People Shared 50 Ridiculous Baby Names Parents Thought Were Clever But They Weren't At All

Poor little Drawstring.

Marvin • commented on 4 posts 5 months ago

“Mother Laughed”: 40 Buffet Moments That Prove Some People Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Eat In Public

I love salt/savory with watermelon (like a feta salad) so I feel like maybe a lil dippy dip into some Hellman's?

50 Misogynistic Idiots Who Got Absolutely Wrecked Online (New Pics)

I got mine when I was nine. A literal child.

50 Misogynistic Idiots Who Got Absolutely Wrecked Online (New Pics)

All women and all GIRLS.

50 Outrageous Moments Of Entitled Parenting Caught Online

"I was totally shocked when the clearly stated rules were enforced!"

Marvin • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

"We’re Done": Women Over 40 Officially Share What They’re No longer Willing To Tolerate

I wouldn't have survived if it weren't for my older female friends guiding me through peri. We got you!! <3

40 Posts So Cringe-Worthy, The Instagram Account That Shared Them Deserves Jail Time

She's just a nervous gorl!

Marvin • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

41 "Nice Girls" That Got A Reality Check Online For Their Delusional Behavior (New Pics)

Marvin • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

47 People Reveal The Strangest Corners Of The Internet They’ve Ever Discovered: “It Got Very Dark Very Quickly”

IYKYK

Marvin • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

70 Rare And Powerful Photos From This History-Focused Online Community (New Pics)

Does he have 6 fingers on his left hand?

Marvin • upvoted an item 2 months ago

50 Of The Funniest Facepalm-Worthy Posts From LinkedIn “Influencers” (New Pics)

Pity he didn't explode like Mr Creosote

Marvin • upvoted an item 3 months ago

50 People With Main Character Syndrome Who Got Called Out And Shamed Online (New Pics)

Since it was Fathers Day, I wonder if his dad was buried nearby and he wanted to wash his car with his dad like he did when he was a kid.

Marvin • upvoted 2 items 4 months ago

“Imagine The Smell”: 45 Weirdest Objects Doctors Had To Remove From Their Patients

*fazed *recounted (to recant is to take the story back) *ensues Sorry, but please Dr, learn to spell before you conflate appendix with appendage.

30 Funny Moments Of Deaf People Realizing Something They Thought Was Loud Was Totally Silent

Being a pluviophile, the sight, sound and smell of rain make me very happy.

Marvin • upvoted 11 items 5 months ago

It reminds me of this scene from Space Balls between dark helmet and president. :D

50 Disappointed Tourists Share Travel Destinations From Around The World That Aren’t Worth It

But did you go to the basement?

“He Invented Oxygen”: 50 Exact Moments People Knew They Were Dating An Idiot

Tbh the fact that he laughed about bigger sizes at all is a red flag for me. Get the f**k off.

“He Invented Oxygen”: 50 Exact Moments People Knew They Were Dating An Idiot

A moron *and* a jerk who makes nasty remarks about strangers in public. What a catch.

What Am I Missing

“Mother Laughed”: 40 Buffet Moments That Prove Some People Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Eat In Public

Oh stop it. There are gross greedy people all over the world. 🙄

50 Appalling Photos From Workplaces That Should Be Shut Down For Being So Toxic (New Pics)

Irrelevant if the employee took the job as WFH.

50 Appalling Photos From Workplaces That Should Be Shut Down For Being So Toxic (New Pics)

Are you having a stroke??

50 Appalling Photos From Workplaces That Should Be Shut Down For Being So Toxic (New Pics)

Really? You reply, point out math error, then, if not corrected start thinking lawsuit.

50 Alternate Angles Of Popular Landmarks That Reveal Hidden Details

If the tail was up, you'd be able to see the little cat butt... I mean sphinxter.

50 Outrageous Moments Of Entitled Parenting Caught Online

1. They're at a zebra crossing 2. Just because someone holds someone's hand, doesn't mean they're in a relationship 3. Even if they're a couple, so what? They're holding hands, not penises

Marvin • upvoted 2 items 6 months ago

50 “Normal” Things People Still Find Bizarre Or Wrong

40 Posts So Cringe-Worthy, The Instagram Account That Shared Them Deserves Jail Time

God is a she, hope you are a masochist that likes really hot places.

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