People Shared 50 Ridiculous Baby Names Parents Thought Were Clever But They Weren’t At All
Parents nowadays are much more creative when it comes to picking names for their children than previous generations were. In fact, with name diversity being at an all-time high, the odds of sharing a name with a classmate are statistically very low. While this can be beneficial for those who want to stand out, some parents take their creativity way too far, which results in the most unfortunate baby names ever.In the list below, we gathered some of the worst ones in hopes they won’t see the light of day ever again. Scroll down to see them for yourself, and don’t forget to upvote those unconventional names that raise the question, ‘What were they thinking?’
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Rip Chris
This Should Be Illegal
My Sister Is Naming Her Kid "Aubrianna"
65% of current/aspiring parents lean towards more unique choices for their children’s first names. In fact, the younger the parents, the more likely they are to pick out an unconventional name, with 83% of Gen Z and only 43% of Baby Boomers feeling enthusiastic about giving their kids an unusual name.
"I think there's a lot of encouragement from society right now to be individual, be true to who you are, be yourself, that kind of thing. A massive factor in that is having a name that really reflects that," says Kimberley Linco, social researcher at McCrindle, which releases annual baby name reports based on data.
Can’t Make This Stuff Up If I Wanted To
This Is Beyond A Tragedeigh, It's A Murghdyrr
I’m Speechless
The popularity of unique names also comes down to the simple fact that nowadays parents are exposed to more options, Linco says. "If we look back to previous decades, today there's just so much more access to names. Prior to that, the only names that people were given were names that people were aware of." The first known baby name lists only started appearing in the 1980s in the form of baby name books, which suggested more ideas to parents looking for baby names.
The choices parents have are also amplified by social media, adds Linco. “With Instagram, we're able to see such unique insights into celebrities' lives. It's nothing like we've ever seen before. And celebrities today are almost showing the world that it's OK to give your kids a unique name."
I Have No Wor'ds
Posted in a Facebook group I'm in. Sending thoughts and prayers to these kids because they're gonna need it.
What The Hell
(Not my OC, I found it on threads and had to post it here lmfao) What is the appeal of these generally distasteful names? Is it some kind of desperate need to be quirky/different? I think the name is pronounced Blakely, but it also looks like the sound a horse would make so I'm clueless.
Earth Is So Ghetto… The Eighleeynz Cannot Come Soon Enough
And teachers will lose their minds trying to spell this mess.
"Muh-Kell-Tee Ray-Lee-Anne" for the first child, I think, and "Draw-Sun Lint-Lee-May" for the second child... (that's banking on the fact that MOST people pronounce the gender-neutral name "Leigh" as "Lee"...)
Load More Replies...When I try to "say" the names in my head, it kinda goes to the tune of "Hickory Dickory Dock"...
I'm afraid if I try it'll summon something Eldritch.
Load More Replies...Asking the right questions! My name is 6 figures and I was often accused by teachers to have spelled it wrong
Load More Replies..."My heart outside my body twice." Oh, that's why there wasn't any oxygen in your brain.
They might be fraternal twins. Insofar as "Draw-Sun Lint-Lee-May" sounds like a name at all, it sounds more like a boy's name than a girl's :/
Load More Replies...God the toxins blowing off the dried up Salt Lake are really affecting Utah.
People are just putting random letters in a bowl and just see what comes up, at this point
That’s exactly how us Welsh made up place names back in the day 😂n even being Welsh lol it rarely makes any sense 😂like huw is Hugh n that’s exactly how in Welsh u actually say it 🤷♀️n Ll is c like Llanelli said like clanelle lol 🤷♀️
Load More Replies...at that point i wouldnt even bother to read or learn someone's name, tbh..
Not going to touch the middle names but the first in my head come out Mc Kettle and Draw Some. Maybe they want them to draw pictures of McD food.
It's like we're leaping into some parallel olde English spellings......
I live in Utah and parents choose the weirdest names, One couple chose the name Thrasher.
These poor babies are going to have a horrid time when they start school. If these parents had any foresight they would realize they are horrible human beings.
"Make it short, and then you won't have to cut it short before you can use it." Gaffer Gamgee, from The Lord of the Rings.
WHAT THE ACTUAL F*****K I think I got the pronunciation, but what dear mother of fairies does that even freaking mean , they gone n pinched us Welsh ways of picking names again letter in a hatter pick em out randomly n make up a sodding name , unsayable couldnt spell it again it I tried lol n just WOW 😂
Even though nowadays most babies are given unconventional names, there are still a few that end up topping the charts. Now that the entire Generation Alpha has been born (2010-2024), numbers show that Oliver and Charlotte are the most common names across the youngest generation. According to McCrindle, there are 30,818 Gen Alphas with the name Oliver and 24,256 Gen Alphas with the name Charlotte. In fact, the name Oliver has been the top boy name for the last 12 years.
Best Friend Is Having A Baby… I Googled It And Apparently A Few People Have That Name, But Is It Not Literally The Word “Ashtray”???
Some Names I Saw At A School Event Tonight
Dezmin, Purdie, Ellzworth, Eethn, Nissee, Gauge, McCoy, and Zaeley. Pics to prove it.
My First Tragedeigh?
Found this at the “sponsor a child’s education” board at my local church.
However, the popularity of one name doesn’t mean you’ll encounter few kids with the same name in a playground or classroom. Even though kids are given popular names, the number of specific common names is decreasing dramatically every year. This lessens the likelihood that a kid will meet their namesake.
“The No. 1 name today is not even a fraction as popular as John and Mary used to be, or even Jennifer and David a couple of generations back. In a way, you could argue that there is no such thing as a common name today,” said baby name expert Laura Wattenberg.
I Never Thought That One Of My Friends Would Do This
Courtesy Of A Chick I Went To High School With
Funniest Thing I’ve Seen All Day
With the new generation, Gen Beta, starting to be born this year (2025), it’s predicted that some of the fastest trending names should be Millie, Maeve, Remi, Eden, Delilah, Eliana, Margot, and Lottie for girls and Beau, Theo, Ezra, Miles, Luke, Billy, Louie and Roman for boys. Inspiration for some names also comes from big events from 2024, like the total solar eclipse. Therefore, names like Eclipse, Sol, and Orion were among fastest-growing names for boys and girls in 2025.
My Sister Is Wack And Naming Her Baby After TV Shows. Help
So my sister is currently expecting and i asked her if she had any names in mind. One thing to know about my sister is that she is a huge movie buff, and is naming her baby after her favorite tv shows and book series (namely Naruto, Game of Thrones, and I am number four)
Please help. I genuinely wish I was joking. This kid will be bullied.
My sister won’t listen to me, since I’m 15 years younger than she is, and thinks I’m just being a judgmental teenager.
Hinata could mean "sunny place" or "facing the sun" in Japanese so I wouldn't be too opposed to it, but combining that with GOT and with a number in the name sounds like a recipe for bullying by her peers... -_-"
Oof
Spotted On Instagram: North Korea?
This, of course, wasn’t the only event that inspired babies’ names in 2025. The Olympics that happened in France also had quite a lot of influence on parents’ choices for kids’ names. Common French names became quite popular in the US because of them, such as Raphael, Louis, Louise, Beaux, Remi, Gustavo, Elodie, Arlette, and Jolie. Another sporting event that made monikers like Caitlin, Kamilla, and A’ja rise to popularity was the NCAA basketball tournament last year, with the WNBA (the Women's National Basketball Association) gaining more exposure.
Look
Saw This And Ran Here
Poor Girl. This Was One Of The Names At A Daycare I Visited For Work A Few Years Ago. Not Sure If It's Pronounced "Mistress" Or "My Stress"
"Mom, was I a wild child" "Noooo, you were tame as a lamb, Stressica!"
With so many names out there, popular and unique, it can get all too overwhelming for parents who are trying to figure out what to name their precious little one. Sherri Suzanne, a professional baby names consultant, reassures parents that if they care enough to stress out about their future child’s name, they are likely not to make a mistake, whatever their choice is. For those parents who need a little extra guidance, she advises them to explore.
“Once you come up with your list of candidates, see how they work in the real world. Lift them off the paper. You want your child to be able to introduce him or herself with confidence.”
This Is Insane
Quirt
I'm just guessing how many cruel kids will draw an 'S' in front of the name. If I can think of it, they certainly can too.
Pls Tell Me This Is A Traditional Name
“Imagine your kid walking into an important meeting and introducing themselves, then picture the reaction of others,” suggested parenting educator Michael Grose. “Pick a name that will last the test of time and that won’t go out of fashion. Think long-term,” he said. “You get one chance to make a good first impression and a name has a lot to do with that.”
My Act Of Heroism Yesterday
Wart?!
Newborn Son Named After Twilight Sparkle
Woman On Instagram Named Her Daughter Lemon
People asked in the comments if she was joking / it was a pseudo name - it’s not. She’s also calling her daughter a baby influencer! So there’s that.
Why… Just Why
Ermmm
I Introduce To You: Sugar Lover Funk
With the surname 'Funk', I would have preferred the first name to be "Uptown".
Celebrities Think They Can Get Away With It
Not Sure If It’s A Tragedeigh But It Sure Is Something. Oh The Wonders Of Instagram Reels
Waffle?
Saw This In My Pregnancy Due Date Group Today
Personally I won’t understand naming your children after comic and fantasy characters, but maybe that’s just me
I Laughed So Hard
Cadilynn
My best friend sent me this. Her niece will be called 'Cadilynn' or 'Caddie' for short. Is it a tragedy or a tragedeigh? Maybe, you like it?!
What do you think?
I Dont Even Know How To Pronounce This
No, No, No. I Refuse To Believe This Is Real
Why Though?!
Checked Facebook For The First Time In A While And
How can you call your child something without a single vowel in the name????
I Think We Can All Agree On This One
Took A Minute To Realize They Were Referring To The Kids’ Names
Just Gonna Leave This One Here
Idk but this is like... least bad from this list. "Gali" for short sounds nice.
Birth Announcements With Some “Interesting” Names
Industry
Isn’t she part of that couple that keeps breeding their ‘perfect’ genes? (And get laughed at because they both wear glasses despite being ‘perfect’)?
His Name Is What
Could have been worse, could have been 'Tripper' (must know German to get this).
Her Name's Not So Bad. Her Brother's, On The Other Hand
Seven Tragedeighs
Oh Neaux
Influencer Shared Her Baby’s Names
And Boy Does She Need Some
I Found This In The Wild
Twin Group Asking For Girl Names
Like the bug?
I know places don’t technically have genders but Denver sounds so masculine? And Bennett? Come on
I don’t even know how to pronounce these 4 & 5. Rhyming twin names. Ugh
Theme
Suuuuuch a subtle difference in the pronunciation, it will be so annoying when you’re calling for one or the other.
Absolutely Incredible
Hopefully this was long before mental breakdowns and his weird and inexcusable self titled black n**i era.
Noticed Some "Yooneek" Names At A Place I Volunteered At
Guns Or Glitter?
Pubert
Not even puberty...nick name "Pubie"...sounds like a mysterious curly hair found 'twixt the sheets...
Colleague's Proud Grandpa Facebook Post
So We’re Naming Babies After Grocery Stores Now?
Imma Just Leave This Here
Adorabelle
Praying This Is Satire
Birthdeigh Parteigh
Why
What?
I knew a guy that claimed to have named his daughter Alexis because hed never be able to afford a Lexus
Real Post In A Pregnancy Group. Poor Child
Ladies And Gentlemen: My Wife. Crisis Averted, Hopefully?
The Name Is Shoah. As In The H*******t. A Literal Tragedy
A Mom On TikTok Who Gave Her Kids These Names
The Parents Were Confused By All The Comments. I Mean Silver And Fox Are Wild Names But Together
What's Wrong With The Name Sven? Sevyn Is A Nonsense Word
Whalen?
A Tragedy, In Two Parts
This Is Not A Troll
They Didn't Consult A Dictionary Before Choosing This One. Welp... I See A Legal Name Change When This Baby Grows Up
Found In A Facebook Group
Tragedeigh Or Cute?
Why Would You Name Your Child This?
Pokémon Go Cringe
I First Read It As Corn
I Refuse To Believe This Is Real
Hi My Name Is Etcnveelin
Saga Blade Fox-Baker
Peaches Ivy Snow
“Uncommon Baby Name” Posts In Pregnancy Groups Never Disappoint
I Snorted
Some Gems At My Son's Elementary
What Will Baby Boy #2 End Up Becoming?
Will he end up joining a motorcycle group, wearing a long black robe while holding a sickle, or being a fan of 1980s cologne? Is it Kyler? Skyler? Who knows? ‘Lil Clinton seemed to have dodged a bullet here.
All One Family
If you have to put an accent mark on the pronunciation guide to your child's name ("Kō-vi-lee"), you're doing it wrong. Stop. Get some help.
This Did Not Give Me Dohp Amin (Dopamine)
A Girl I Went To Hs With Is Pregnant.... This Is The Name They're Going With
Hecate is a Greek goddess associated with magic, witchcraft, crossroads, the moon, and the underworld. Goth as heck.
Oh My God. A Girl I Know Just Named Her Kid This
What’s with the random apostrophes, the obsession with the “eigh” ending, and the replacement of i with y?
I have to wonder what motivates parents to give their children names like these, why they would knowingly take a decision which will make their child's life harder. It's difficult not to think that they're prioritising attention for themselves, clicks or likes over the welfare of their own child. Or am I being cynical?
No, you're not being cynical. That is exactly what they are doing. They aren't thinking about the child or its potential future or its life at all. They're only thinking about themselves and how wonderfully clever they are for giving their baby such a special, unique name. NO ONE ELSE ever thought of this name except for THEM. They ARE the main character. They don't care about their child's future or what they'll go through at all. I got the mildest version of this possible - I got named after a chandelier (Crystal) and I got mocked for THAT name in the 80s, so I can't imagine what some of these kids are going to go through these days.
Load More Replies...I was actually named Schnietzelieigh Apostropheigh but that’s so corny so please just call me Schnitzel! M’kay?
None surprise me really these days. Ever seen the movie Idiocracy? The most prophetic movie ever made. A comedy and at the time was ridiculous funny. But we are now living it 100% bar Gatorade being used as fertilizer.
I had exactly the same movie in mind while reading this. Idiocracy was a comedy and now it has become a documentary.
Load More Replies...If you were to draw a Venn diagram of “trashy people,” it would have four nearly concentric circles: people who wear Ed Hardy shirts and are UFC fans; people who vote for Trump and his MAGA minions; people who think billionaires and tech bros are cool; and people who give their kids names like these. Such a tragedeigh…
Honestly, you could get better baby names by dropping a loop of duct tape into a Scrabble Bag and seeing what you pull out.
Okay so in usa you apparently dont need to get a name approved from a government branch😵💫 Here you absolutely need to get the name approved for good reasons… “ The Swedish Tax Agency may refuse a name if it is considered offensive, may cause discomfort to the child, or is otherwise unsuitable as a first name” How is it where you live?
There are places in the US where they don't allow outrageous names for newborns. But it varies by state and we have 50 of them, with 340 million people. Lots of opportunities to have idiots coming up with stupid names.
Load More Replies...I'm reminded of that Key and Peele sketch about college football names. wwFsxogUFVc
If you encounter anyone who's upset about falling birth rates, cheer them up by pointing them at this list.
I really feel sorry for those kids. Having to deal all their life with these stupid names. I just got a grandchild called Lana. Simple decent name.
Eye dew nought under'stand tha reighzunne four randumb ax'sents aynd apostropheighs az well az deighliberayte miss'spellings.
Thank you for this. If I had a daughter (unlikely now given my age), I'm rather partial to "Felicity". Some people thought that was a bit weird. I now have plenty of "STFU" ammunition. ;)
I do wonder though, how many of these are fake and jokes. How many could be real. I feel so bad for the kids of the real ones. And why the need to spell names that are so long? Some people really should research names before using them for their kid.
What I find about people who want to name their children something unusual is that it all seems pretentious and stupid. It's like millennials who try to reinvent the wheel by making it square and claiming it as an original idea. Why not come up with names that others kids won't make fun of. All for finding new names but trying to outdo others with ridiculous nouns as names is really low hanging fruit.
What the Hades were these people thinking? Oh, they weren't. These names are not cute, not trendy and with some of them, I hope the kids sue the parents for the emotional damage that these names will create.
Decades ago there was a young boy named Aloyseus in our Sunday school. I mispronounced it Al oy see us and he never corrected me. He seemed embarrassed. I later learned that it was a proud family name pronounced Al oo ishus. Six of one half dozen of another.
In my country all non-traditional names must be approved beforehand. Because of this, I kind of love these dumb names. They can always change them afterwards.
In a few years there's going to be a surge in applications for name changes.
I'm so happy that we have laws against too strange baby names here in Sweden. All babies need to be registered, and if the name is too weird, or a swearword, or a bodypart or something equally bad, it won't be allowed.
If there is still a USA in thirty or fourty years, I'm betting there will be a bunch of people making laws about baby names
As a retired school teacher I can tell you for certain that all a parent who does something like this is forcing their child to spell their name out loud at least once every single day of their life.
I'm exhausted from reading these and trying to decipher what 3/4's of them even say!
What’s with the random apostrophes, the obsession with the “eigh” ending, and the replacement of i with y?
I have to wonder what motivates parents to give their children names like these, why they would knowingly take a decision which will make their child's life harder. It's difficult not to think that they're prioritising attention for themselves, clicks or likes over the welfare of their own child. Or am I being cynical?
No, you're not being cynical. That is exactly what they are doing. They aren't thinking about the child or its potential future or its life at all. They're only thinking about themselves and how wonderfully clever they are for giving their baby such a special, unique name. NO ONE ELSE ever thought of this name except for THEM. They ARE the main character. They don't care about their child's future or what they'll go through at all. I got the mildest version of this possible - I got named after a chandelier (Crystal) and I got mocked for THAT name in the 80s, so I can't imagine what some of these kids are going to go through these days.
Load More Replies...I was actually named Schnietzelieigh Apostropheigh but that’s so corny so please just call me Schnitzel! M’kay?
None surprise me really these days. Ever seen the movie Idiocracy? The most prophetic movie ever made. A comedy and at the time was ridiculous funny. But we are now living it 100% bar Gatorade being used as fertilizer.
I had exactly the same movie in mind while reading this. Idiocracy was a comedy and now it has become a documentary.
Load More Replies...If you were to draw a Venn diagram of “trashy people,” it would have four nearly concentric circles: people who wear Ed Hardy shirts and are UFC fans; people who vote for Trump and his MAGA minions; people who think billionaires and tech bros are cool; and people who give their kids names like these. Such a tragedeigh…
Honestly, you could get better baby names by dropping a loop of duct tape into a Scrabble Bag and seeing what you pull out.
Okay so in usa you apparently dont need to get a name approved from a government branch😵💫 Here you absolutely need to get the name approved for good reasons… “ The Swedish Tax Agency may refuse a name if it is considered offensive, may cause discomfort to the child, or is otherwise unsuitable as a first name” How is it where you live?
There are places in the US where they don't allow outrageous names for newborns. But it varies by state and we have 50 of them, with 340 million people. Lots of opportunities to have idiots coming up with stupid names.
Load More Replies...I'm reminded of that Key and Peele sketch about college football names. wwFsxogUFVc
If you encounter anyone who's upset about falling birth rates, cheer them up by pointing them at this list.
I really feel sorry for those kids. Having to deal all their life with these stupid names. I just got a grandchild called Lana. Simple decent name.
Eye dew nought under'stand tha reighzunne four randumb ax'sents aynd apostropheighs az well az deighliberayte miss'spellings.
Thank you for this. If I had a daughter (unlikely now given my age), I'm rather partial to "Felicity". Some people thought that was a bit weird. I now have plenty of "STFU" ammunition. ;)
I do wonder though, how many of these are fake and jokes. How many could be real. I feel so bad for the kids of the real ones. And why the need to spell names that are so long? Some people really should research names before using them for their kid.
What I find about people who want to name their children something unusual is that it all seems pretentious and stupid. It's like millennials who try to reinvent the wheel by making it square and claiming it as an original idea. Why not come up with names that others kids won't make fun of. All for finding new names but trying to outdo others with ridiculous nouns as names is really low hanging fruit.
What the Hades were these people thinking? Oh, they weren't. These names are not cute, not trendy and with some of them, I hope the kids sue the parents for the emotional damage that these names will create.
Decades ago there was a young boy named Aloyseus in our Sunday school. I mispronounced it Al oy see us and he never corrected me. He seemed embarrassed. I later learned that it was a proud family name pronounced Al oo ishus. Six of one half dozen of another.
In my country all non-traditional names must be approved beforehand. Because of this, I kind of love these dumb names. They can always change them afterwards.
In a few years there's going to be a surge in applications for name changes.
I'm so happy that we have laws against too strange baby names here in Sweden. All babies need to be registered, and if the name is too weird, or a swearword, or a bodypart or something equally bad, it won't be allowed.
If there is still a USA in thirty or fourty years, I'm betting there will be a bunch of people making laws about baby names
As a retired school teacher I can tell you for certain that all a parent who does something like this is forcing their child to spell their name out loud at least once every single day of their life.
I'm exhausted from reading these and trying to decipher what 3/4's of them even say!
