Join the Fun!
Join 1.2 million Panda readers who get the best art, memes, and fun stories every week!
Thank you!
You're on the list! Expect to receive your first email very soon!
David Fox
Community Member
This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

anon reply
When I was 19 I was dating this girl. We got along so well and the s*x was amazing. I actually lost my Virginity to her. Anyway her parents loved me and allowed me to stay overnight with her. We were together for about 6 months. One morning around 2AM I get a call from her father asking if She was with me. I was staying at home by myself that night and decided I would drive over to her place and wait down the street. About 30 minutes later I see a car pull up and it's her and some dude. She pops open the door and I can see them kissing because the interior lights were on. My heart sank. I waited until she was walking up to her house and I confronted her. I was 19 and I was crushed. The next day she tried to explain herself but I was too angry to listen. Found out later that afternoon she had swallowed a bottle of caffeine pills and was in the hospital. I walked into the emergency room and I saw her in a bed, with black vomit all over her face. Im guessing it was charcoal they gave her. Anyway, that was that.

anon reply
When I was 19 I was dating this girl. We got along so well and the s*x was amazing. I actually lost my Virginity to her. Anyway her parents loved me and allowed me to stay overnight with her. We were together for about 6 months. One morning around 2AM I get a call from her father asking if She was with me. I was staying at home by myself that night and decided I would drive over to her place and wait down the street. About 30 minutes later I see a car pull up and it's her and some dude. She pops open the door and I can see them kissing because the interior lights were on. My heart sank. I waited until she was walking up to her house and I confronted her. I was 19 and I was crushed. The next day she tried to explain herself but I was too angry to listen. Found out later that afternoon she had swallowed a bottle of caffeine pills and was in the hospital. I walked into the emergency room and I saw her in a bed, with black vomit all over her face. Im guessing it was charcoal they gave her. Anyway, that was that.

Daniel0909 reply
I dated a girl for a short while who quickly started alluding to me being the love of her life. She then all of a sudden said she needed to "find herself" and said we should break up. I told her I had fun, thanked her for her time and went on my way. Not even two days later she called me crying asking "That's it!? You're not even going to try to chase me!? Did I mean so little to you!? I can't believe what a heartless jerk you are!". Nope... Got out of there but not without a plethora of other calls and messages and unfortunate happenings.

anon reply
When I was 19 I was dating this girl. We got along so well and the s*x was amazing. I actually lost my Virginity to her. Anyway her parents loved me and allowed me to stay overnight with her. We were together for about 6 months. One morning around 2AM I get a call from her father asking if She was with me. I was staying at home by myself that night and decided I would drive over to her place and wait down the street. About 30 minutes later I see a car pull up and it's her and some dude. She pops open the door and I can see them kissing because the interior lights were on. My heart sank. I waited until she was walking up to her house and I confronted her. I was 19 and I was crushed. The next day she tried to explain herself but I was too angry to listen. Found out later that afternoon she had swallowed a bottle of caffeine pills and was in the hospital. I walked into the emergency room and I saw her in a bed, with black vomit all over her face. Im guessing it was charcoal they gave her. Anyway, that was that.

Daniel0909 reply
I dated a girl for a short while who quickly started alluding to me being the love of her life. She then all of a sudden said she needed to "find herself" and said we should break up. I told her I had fun, thanked her for her time and went on my way. Not even two days later she called me crying asking "That's it!? You're not even going to try to chase me!? Did I mean so little to you!? I can't believe what a heartless jerk you are!". Nope... Got out of there but not without a plethora of other calls and messages and unfortunate happenings.





