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Crazy Cookie

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I’m a girl who likes books and gets really excited when people respond to her comments :) I also will say just about anything that comes to my mind, don’t judge. I am LDS/Mormon. Since people here seem to have misunderstood what we believe, feel free to ask me questions and I’ll do my best to clarify

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Crazy Cookie • upvoted 37 items 2 weeks ago

"No Words": 50 Hilariously Tragic Hair Accidents

I wouldn't pay $300 for it but I don't hate it

“Rough Time”: 49 Crazy Stories That Involve People Giving The “It’s Not What It Looks Like” Speech

bp will censor words like p**p but not actual slurs?

"No Words": 50 Hilariously Tragic Hair Accidents

I wouldn't pay $300 for it but I don't hate it

“Rough Time”: 49 Crazy Stories That Involve People Giving The “It’s Not What It Looks Like” Speech

bp will censor words like p**p but not actual slurs?

"No Words": 50 Hilariously Tragic Hair Accidents

I am actually very curious about how this looks when it is washed/dried/styled. Could be cool...

“Rough Time”: 49 Crazy Stories That Involve People Giving The “It’s Not What It Looks Like” Speech

Also [bare] - I guess "naked" is a bad word now

"No Words": 50 Hilariously Tragic Hair Accidents

Bc it’s hilariously bad. Duh.

“Rough Time”: 49 Crazy Stories That Involve People Giving The “It’s Not What It Looks Like” Speech

The cop is also still telling this story.

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

I remember some fool criticizing Rage Against the Machine for "becoming political." And someone replied with "What machine did you think they were raging against all this time - the dishwasher?"

“Rough Time”: 49 Crazy Stories That Involve People Giving The “It’s Not What It Looks Like” Speech

In the UK you would still have got a ticket for driving a vehicle in a dangerous condition, also do vehicles in the USA not have dual circuit brakes?

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Elsewhere on at least two occasions you've posted that you have Sky.

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Hehe. Hehe. Hehehehehehee

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

I'll bet THAT got management to sit up and take notice.

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Against, this is theft.

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Not from the US but wouldn't the Target scanners detect that the Walmart game was not from Target when OP was 'returning' it? Or would Target staff not scan the 'return'?

People Share 44 Facts That Completely Changed How They Think About, Well, Everything

As we know from animals like muskrats, "Just because it isn't mentioned in the Bible doesn't mean God didn't make it". As for the Big Bang Theory, probably not a coincidence it's so similar to the Christian origin

People Share 44 Facts That Completely Changed How They Think About, Well, Everything

No of course not: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentina_Vassilyev

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

had a classmate, got a perfect 800 on the math portion of the SATs while we were in 8th grade and in the same year, eat chicken nuggets out of a garbage can (his parents were not poor and he had access to food). Sometimes the super smart don't have social smarts.

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

And it's not like if he sat down the person in front of him would be blocking his view.

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

Darwin award nominee?

People Share 44 Facts That Completely Changed How They Think About, Well, Everything

Hell of a way to get into the Guinness book of records.

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

I feel for people who seem like they’ve never been in a history class before. Ever.

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

When you are cheerleader fit any opportunity to practice is an endorphin rush. Not many people know that because... well...

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

Not knowing what their medical situation is, judgment is - as usual - unwarranted. Just saying.

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

Someone has never watched the Africa Special from Top Gear (Series 19, Episode 6) XD

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

"Traced AI" was my 1st thought

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

Dumb, dumber and dumbest. Now to figure out which is which. XD

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

This isn't even about being streetsmart. They're just dumb.

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

At first I thought those were some molten matches before it clicked in my brain. XD

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

So the sensible answer is that panel deformation in an accident is a complex science and designed in such a way to protect multiple groups not just the occupants of the car. I would guess for example that might increase the risk of a small car to go under the truck in a rear end smash. However with it being a pickup in (I’m guessing by the plate) the USA I don’t think the same laws apply as to cars so this might not be taken into account.

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

Well, he won't fall far, will he?

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

I don't think I would have realised it was supposed to be a trombone. Looks almost like the sort of thing an AI might come up with.

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

I once saw something slightly similar in Switzerland, possibly the most passiv-aggressive thing ever. There was a dog t**d on a grass verge. Now that is a crime most Swiss people would argue should be punishable by death. Anyway, someone had planted a little sign with an arrow right next to it, reading "Dass ist Scheiss". The same double meaning as in English can be inferred. It stayed there for months until it had completely dissolved away. No more turds were evident during that time.

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

Jeez ,did their parents teach them NOTHING 🤦‍♀️😱

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

Why the heck is exe.cu.tion a banned word?

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

I like the idea that Jesus made the dinosaurs extinct.

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Crazy Cookie • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

Ugh. Bad parents.

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

Look we found “spotted at university”’s friend!

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

Ugh. Bad parents.

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

Look we found “spotted at university”’s friend!

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

This is a fun game. D-o-u-c-h-e-bag maybe?

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Crazy Cookie • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Curiosities

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Crazy Cookie • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

Tell Me Which Of The 9 Good/Evil Etc Alignments You Are

Hey Pandas With Siblings, What Was The First Time You Discovered Who The Favorite Child Was?

Crazy Cookie • submitted 6 list additions 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, Which Ice Cream Flavor Is The Most Disgusting To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Terrifies You To The Core But You Can't Avoid? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Tell Me Some Good News (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s A Common Problem You’re Struggling With But Can’t Find A Solution For?

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Crazy Cookie • submitted 14 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Best Book You Have Ever Read?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Really Grinds Your Gears?

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Hey Pandas, Who Is The Coolest Person You Have Ever Known?

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Egregious Money Grabs?

Hey Pandas Who Play Instruments, What Do You Play, And What's Your Favorite Song To Play?

Hey Pandas, What Songs Have Made You Cry? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Prank Wars (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is One Of Your Favorite TV Shows And Why? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Book Or Book Series? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Fears Or Phobias Do You Have? (Closed)

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Crazy Cookie • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

Ugh. Bad parents.

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

Look we found “spotted at university”’s friend!

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

This is a fun game. D-o-u-c-h-e-bag maybe?

“Couldn’t Make This Up”: 50 Wild Family Dramas That Make Your Relatives Look Totally Normal

Love the reference l, but I personally think there’s hope for most of humanity. Not this lady though 😂

Crazy Cookie • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

40 Chucklesome Comics By Tom Gauld That Might Take Some Brain Power To Fully Understand (New Pics)

I know it’s the joke but I’m very disappointed I couldn’t get a funny combo

Crazy Cookie • commented on 6 posts 1 month ago

50 Memes From “Fight The Patriarchy” That Are So True They Might Make You Laugh And Cry (New Pics)

This applies to other religions as well.

50 Memes From “Fight The Patriarchy” That Are So True They Might Make You Laugh And Cry (New Pics)

lol. What’s a fatwa

50 Memes From “Fight The Patriarchy” That Are So True They Might Make You Laugh And Cry (New Pics)

Ok you’ve got me there. I was too general and too emotional. I guess I see it as everyone because they get so little pushback. Can we please be respectful , and call out people who aren’t?

50 Memes From “Fight The Patriarchy” That Are So True They Might Make You Laugh And Cry (New Pics)

Why does everyone think it so fun to mock Christians? Would you do that to any other religion?

50 Times The Internet Got Way Too Funny This October

This only works with a full picture 🤦🏼‍♀️

50 Times People Shared Dumb And Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up The Human Experience (New Posts)

I’m a violinist. Once had to make a u turn because I forgot my instrument for a gig. What was going through my mind? Nothing.

Crazy Cookie • commented on 4 posts 2 months ago

50 Screenshots Of Brutally Honest Yet Hilarious Posts On X (New Pics)

🎶 it’s a jungle out there 🎶

50 Hilarious Experiences Of People Receiving Not What They Had Ordered

Why does the first pic girl have a paler circle on her face?

50 Hilarious Experiences Of People Receiving Not What They Had Ordered

Entirely different, lower quality fabric

50 Wholesome Posts To Distract You From The Current Horrors Of The World (New Pics)

Repeat?

Crazy Cookie • commented on 5 posts 3 months ago

50 DIY Fails So Bad They Deserved To Be Publicly Shamed (New Pics)

Why scissors?

“Getting Drunk In Your Underwear”: 50 Concepts English Doesn’t Have Dedicated Words For

Pretentious?

“Getting Drunk In Your Underwear”: 50 Concepts English Doesn’t Have Dedicated Words For

For the first one would you say unresolved trauma?

“Getting Drunk In Your Underwear”: 50 Concepts English Doesn’t Have Dedicated Words For

Nonexistent?

50 Diabolical, Unhinged And Funny Questions This Blind Guy Answered About Himself

It just feels weird to call it a cane because you picture like, a cane meant to support you I guess

Crazy Cookie • upvoted 20 items 2 weeks ago

“Rough Time”: 49 Crazy Stories That Involve People Giving The “It’s Not What It Looks Like” Speech

In the UK you would still have got a ticket for driving a vehicle in a dangerous condition, also do vehicles in the USA not have dual circuit brakes?

“Rough Time”: 49 Crazy Stories That Involve People Giving The “It’s Not What It Looks Like” Speech

Also [bare] - I guess "naked" is a bad word now

“Rough Time”: 49 Crazy Stories That Involve People Giving The “It’s Not What It Looks Like” Speech

The cop is also still telling this story.

“Rough Time”: 49 Crazy Stories That Involve People Giving The “It’s Not What It Looks Like” Speech

bp will censor words like p**p but not actual slurs?

"No Words": 50 Hilariously Tragic Hair Accidents

People see the back of his head?

"No Words": 50 Hilariously Tragic Hair Accidents

I wouldn't pay $300 for it but I don't hate it

"No Words": 50 Hilariously Tragic Hair Accidents

News flash: hair is not fabric!

"No Words": 50 Hilariously Tragic Hair Accidents

Bc it’s hilariously bad. Duh.

"No Words": 50 Hilariously Tragic Hair Accidents

I am actually very curious about how this looks when it is washed/dried/styled. Could be cool...

"No Words": 50 Hilariously Tragic Hair Accidents

I feel someone who didn't even know the meaning of the term haircut would do better than whatever this is meant to be

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

I remember some fool criticizing Rage Against the Machine for "becoming political." And someone replied with "What machine did you think they were raging against all this time - the dishwasher?"

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Hehe. Hehe. Hehehehehehee

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Elsewhere on at least two occasions you've posted that you have Sky.

shxnizer reply

Think Ill finally share this one. On the youtube mobile app, you can skip all the ads in the middle of the video by skipping through to the end of the video you are on, then clicking on the replay button. Sometimes, you will get one ad you have to watch, but its so much better then watching all of the ads in the middle of the video.

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Not from the US but wouldn't the Target scanners detect that the Walmart game was not from Target when OP was 'returning' it? Or would Target staff not scan the 'return'?

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

I'll bet THAT got management to sit up and take notice.

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Against, this is theft.

Jubjub0527 reply

A grocery store by me has a policy that if you found food that was expired you could bring it to them and get a non expired version for free. I was really poor and did this a lot. They really hated me for it and started adding rules like oh you have to spend the amount that the items are worth....

Maybe take the expired food off your shelf.