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RedBadgerCan'tSwim • upvoted 15 items 1 year ago

“The Lack Of Mobility”: 30 People Explain What They Hate The Most About Being Overweight

Imagine if we talked like this about other illnesses. "Cancer? Oh, you smoked or ate the wrong thing". Making it a "fact of life" that overweight just comes from 'not being disciplined enough' was THE great gift to every bully and twat who wants to feel better by putting others down instead of doing something good themselves. And doctors know better, the data is there, but they either don't speak out or just say "overweight is a strain on health costs", yeah, so were aspiratory illnesses before we cleaned up the air. I dare everyone who tells others "just to eat less" to themselves "just to talk less to others about their weight". But nobody tells bullies to have some self-discipline. Because, it seems, society needs scapegoats.

“These Public Benches Are Reversible”: 50 Of The Coolest Features People Have Seen In Cities

This would make me very Happy. And less Sneezy. Pollen makes me Grumpy. I'd tell my Doc to adjust my allergy medicine, and not be Bashful about it.

“The Lack Of Mobility”: 30 People Explain What They Hate The Most About Being Overweight

“These Public Benches Are Reversible”: 50 Of The Coolest Features People Have Seen In Cities

This would make me very Happy. And less Sneezy. Pollen makes me Grumpy. I'd tell my Doc to adjust my allergy medicine, and not be Bashful about it.

“Struck Gold”: 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

Here you have to ask the people while unloading. Once it is unloaded, it is the property of the Recycling Station

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Phrase Or Mantra Helps You Get Through Life’s Toughest Moments?

"I can do all things through him who strengthens me." Philippians 4:13

40 Shows That Have Amazing Rewatchability According To Folks Online

I tried given the dithyrambic reviews, unfortunately couldn't get in after a few episodes. Coming from Europe I think I had expected a sassier / dark humour take on the whole story and the football industry.

30 Beautiful Creations Inspired by Nature That People Were Excited to Share Online

It really pisses me off that I can't see the rest of these because I won't subscribe to a premium membership. :( Boo on you Bored Panda!

50 “Weird Facts” That You Might Not Have Known Before Today (New Pics)

I prefer Hagen Daaz.

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Instagram Page (New Pics)

You really need to stop this. It's not that simple in the US and you know it.

“I Guess I Collect Ceramic Pies Now”: 50 Of The Coolest Collections People Showed Off Online

Unfortunately, there is another one you need to add now. :,-(

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Taking Public Transport (New Pics)

This is why I refuse to live in a place in which I cannot commute in my own private car. One of my vehicles is fully electric and my backup vehicle is a hybrid. So it's super cheap and not terrible for the environment too. I love the idea of public transport, I just wish people governed themselves better in public.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Taking Public Transport (New Pics)

I definitely wouldn't miss my stop for this person.

30 Homeowners Who Made All The Wrong Decisions When Designing Their Homes (New Pics)

I think this is cool.

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RedBadgerCan'tSwim • commented on 21 posts 1 year ago

30 Hilarious DIY Fails That People Didn’t Hold Back From Shaming Online (New Pics)

There's nothing wrong with this one. I think I would have painted the legs or put stockings on them so there wasn't so much contrast with the top, but that's just me.

“Struck Gold”: 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

Unless they restaurant or bakery closed, it's unlikely those are still working.

30 Hilarious DIY Fails That People Didn’t Hold Back From Shaming Online (New Pics)

There's nothing wrong with this one. I think I would have painted the legs or put stockings on them so there wasn't so much contrast with the top, but that's just me.

“Struck Gold”: 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

Unless they restaurant or bakery closed, it's unlikely those are still working.

“Struck Gold”: 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

You couldn't save anything at the dump near me unless you asked while they were unloading. Here everything goes over the edge into massive dumpsters.

“Struck Gold”: 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

Should also check for recalls. Could be unsafe.

50 Deliciously Funny Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Never done that. Sounds delicious.

Man Needs To Leave The Room Anytime Wife Puts On ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’, She Continues Doing It

Not necessarily. While I wouldn't sulk in the basement, I also would not stay in the room for that show, or top model, or idol, or really any show where people are competing for judges. Just not my cup of tea. He is definitely being childish, but homophobic is a stretch.

50 Deliciously Funny Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Account

I used to put BBQ sauce in my mac and cheese. Now I put salsa.

50 Deliciously Funny Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Drink. Tea. However. You. Want!!!!!!!!

50 Deliciously Funny Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Pirate's Eye

“A 1000 Red Flags”: 30 Pieces Of Advice Foreigners Have For Americans Right Now

Less than 50% and only 1.5% more than Harris. Too many people voted for some third party candidates who had no chance.

30 Times People Sacrificed Their Own Dignity To Roast Someone Else (New Pics)

"We Americans" had nothing to do with it. No one alive had anything to do with what happened back then.

“Just Because You Can, Doesn’t Mean You Should”: 30 Awful Ideas Executed Flawlessly (New Pics)

Change the carpet and that would be super cool.

“Just Because You Can, Doesn’t Mean You Should”: 30 Awful Ideas Executed Flawlessly (New Pics)

Put the pedal to the metal.

Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Think Should Never Have Been Invented? (Closed)

A quick google search pulls up multiple articles where the ODF states he was fired for an inappropriate relationship.

Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Think Should Never Have Been Invented? (Closed)

No he wasn't. He was fired for having an affair with a subordinate.

Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Think Should Never Have Been Invented? (Closed)

Whatever electronic device you are posting from likely came to you via shipping container, same with your household appliances and clothes. Since not all things are produced in all countries, there has to be transportation and shipping containers are currently the best option.

Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Think Should Never Have Been Invented? (Closed)

How else are you supposed to transport large quantities long distance?

50 Unhinged 2000s Pop Culture Moments That Had No Business Being This Iconic

Her mother died of cancer during filming and Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman looked after her during her mom's treatments. Also Danny Devito showed her mom a rough cut of the film so that she could see it before she died.

50 ‘Blessed Images’ That May Turn Your Day Around For The Better (New Pics)

I looked into owning them once. If i remember right they are social animals so you should have at least two and ideally they should have a body of water.

28 Homeowners Who Had Enough And Got Even With Their HOA

It's illegal to park in fire lane. I'd have called the police and had them towed every time. I also call BS on parking the used truck. If it's no longer an official vehicle it's not allowed to park there either. I can buy a used police car, but that doesn't mean I can use the emergency vehicle only turn arounds on the freeway.

30 Homeowners Who Made All The Wrong Decisions When Designing Their Homes (New Pics)

Me too

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RedBadgerCan'tSwim • submitted 4 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Marine Mammal?

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Iconic Movie Line? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Phrase Or Mantra Helps You Get Through Life’s Toughest Moments? (Closed)

Hey Theatre Pandas, What's Your Favorite Musical? (Closed)

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Why Don't You Believe In God?

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • submitted 19 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Marine Mammal?

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Iconic Movie Line? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Phrase Or Mantra Helps You Get Through Life’s Toughest Moments? (Closed)

Hey Theatre Pandas, What's Your Favorite Musical? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Nicest Thing A Stranger Has Ever Done For You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Item Have You Bought That Was The Biggest Waste Of Money? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Song Have You Been Listening To On Repeat? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's One Thing You Wish You Never Did? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Food Do You Enjoy The Most? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Thing That's Ever Happened To You Medically? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Young Adult Fiction Book Do You Recommend? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Superhero Show? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Lesser-Known Book That Is A Good Read? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Small Joys In Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favourite Video Game, Movie And Book? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Do You Feel About The Election? (Closed)

Scariest Thing Ever.

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Scariest Middle School Experience? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your All-Time Favorite Book? (Closed)

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Who Is Your Favorite Fictional Duo? (Closed)

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

30 Hilarious DIY Fails That People Didn’t Hold Back From Shaming Online (New Pics)

There's nothing wrong with this one. I think I would have painted the legs or put stockings on them so there wasn't so much contrast with the top, but that's just me.

“Struck Gold”: 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

Unless they restaurant or bakery closed, it's unlikely those are still working.

“Struck Gold”: 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

You couldn't save anything at the dump near me unless you asked while they were unloading. Here everything goes over the edge into massive dumpsters.

“Struck Gold”: 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

Should also check for recalls. Could be unsafe.

50 Deliciously Funny Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Never done that. Sounds delicious.

Man Needs To Leave The Room Anytime Wife Puts On ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’, She Continues Doing It

50 Deliciously Funny Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Account

I used to put BBQ sauce in my mac and cheese. Now I put salsa.

50 Deliciously Funny Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Drink. Tea. However. You. Want!!!!!!!!

50 Deliciously Funny Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Pirate's Eye

“A 1000 Red Flags”: 30 Pieces Of Advice Foreigners Have For Americans Right Now

Less than 50% and only 1.5% more than Harris. Too many people voted for some third party candidates who had no chance.

30 Times People Sacrificed Their Own Dignity To Roast Someone Else (New Pics)

"We Americans" had nothing to do with it. No one alive had anything to do with what happened back then.

“Just Because You Can, Doesn’t Mean You Should”: 30 Awful Ideas Executed Flawlessly (New Pics)

Change the carpet and that would be super cool.

“Just Because You Can, Doesn’t Mean You Should”: 30 Awful Ideas Executed Flawlessly (New Pics)

Put the pedal to the metal.

Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Think Should Never Have Been Invented? (Closed)

A quick google search pulls up multiple articles where the ODF states he was fired for an inappropriate relationship.

Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Think Should Never Have Been Invented? (Closed)

No he wasn't. He was fired for having an affair with a subordinate.

Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Think Should Never Have Been Invented? (Closed)

How else are you supposed to transport large quantities long distance?

50 Unhinged 2000s Pop Culture Moments That Had No Business Being This Iconic

50 ‘Blessed Images’ That May Turn Your Day Around For The Better (New Pics)

I looked into owning them once. If i remember right they are social animals so you should have at least two and ideally they should have a body of water.

28 Homeowners Who Had Enough And Got Even With Their HOA

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

“The Lack Of Mobility”: 30 People Explain What They Hate The Most About Being Overweight

“These Public Benches Are Reversible”: 50 Of The Coolest Features People Have Seen In Cities

This would make me very Happy. And less Sneezy. Pollen makes me Grumpy. I'd tell my Doc to adjust my allergy medicine, and not be Bashful about it.

“Struck Gold”: 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

Here you have to ask the people while unloading. Once it is unloaded, it is the property of the Recycling Station

50 Deliciously Funny Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Account

I put gojujang on mine! ❤️

50 Deliciously Funny Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Don’t forget the cole slaw

50 Deliciously Funny Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Toad in a hole? Bird’s nest?

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Phrase Or Mantra Helps You Get Through Life’s Toughest Moments?

"I can do all things through him who strengthens me." Philippians 4:13

40 Shows That Have Amazing Rewatchability According To Folks Online

30 Beautiful Creations Inspired by Nature That People Were Excited to Share Online

It really pisses me off that I can't see the rest of these because I won't subscribe to a premium membership. :( Boo on you Bored Panda!

50 “Weird Facts” That You Might Not Have Known Before Today (New Pics)

I prefer Hagen Daaz.

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Instagram Page (New Pics)

You really need to stop this. It's not that simple in the US and you know it.

“I Guess I Collect Ceramic Pies Now”: 50 Of The Coolest Collections People Showed Off Online

Unfortunately, there is another one you need to add now. :,-(

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Taking Public Transport (New Pics)

I definitely wouldn't miss my stop for this person.

30 Homeowners Who Made All The Wrong Decisions When Designing Their Homes (New Pics)

I think this is cool.

locksmith25 reply

Johnny Depp. He's basically played the same character for years, whether it's a kooky pirate captain or a kooky candy maker or a kooky native American sidekick. He also does cologne ads despite looking like his natural scent is cigarette butt soaked in sour wine.