“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble

That is a crime against humanity. It looks like a porn channel password.

A*****E!

I also wouldn't name my child after some South African conspiracy theorist who buys a social platform to spread his own twisted lies.

Formerly known as Twitter

I almost screamed when I scrolled down and was surprised by his ugly mug (probably would've if I wasn't in a classroom full of sleeping toddlers...) 💀🤢

The woman deserves prison and her name changed by court order into Turdy Hardstool.

I wanted to call one of my dogs 'Nugget' because she was a little shite... Maybe this was the same thing?

No... surely not. Someone please say this wasn't true.

this is like that Character in Robin Hood men in tights called Latrine the when the Sherriff asks her about it she says she changed it to Latrine it used to be s**t house

Hurricane Latrina.

That's a pretty crappy name

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That is so citoidi.

isnt neveah the opposite of heaven. the opposite of heaven is hell.

There was a post yesterday about twins who were adopted. Their names are Heaven and Nevaeh.

Neveah at least spelled like that, is NOT heaven spelled backwards

Now I'm thinking about what was done to Nevaeh Crain. :-(

The parents were considering Metallica and Megadeth for their twin daughters - but decided to go with Queensryche and Iron Maiden instead

Cousin Jefferson Starship.

I hope baby Badfinger is doing well...

This makes me think of a tv series I watched that had twin boys, born in the 80/90s whose names were Jethro and Van

Daughter went to school with a Pantera

No man could ever find her

Clitress Everpeen in some hunger games porn parody.

I knew a pair of twins: VA-gina and pi-neaise. I'm serious about the phonetical spelling

That's f****n shameful

I know someone whose last name is Torres. Their first name does not exactly sound like “klit” but it’s not far off.

What a prick!!

Copied from the Internet: "In the late 1990s, some people used "chode" to refer to the perineum, which is the area between the a**s and genitalia. The perineum is also known by other slang terms such as "taint", "gooch", or "grundle"."

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That's just also not how phonics works. 🤦‍♀️

And here I am thinking Kody isn't even correct. I always thought Cody was the traditional spelling.

"My name is Orgasm, but you can call me Orgy!

I call bs on that one

I have never been so happy that Germany has laws for names like wtf and I thought Lillyfee was terrible

Oh dear God in heaven that should be on the list of illegal names and the parents beaten senseless for it

Traaaashy

It just means "shiny white", super common in Roman and Medieval ages. It's now rare but it used to be common -both in male and female form- in Italy, France, and the Spanish speaking world. It also came to indicate someone as naive after the famous Voltaire's "Candide", leading to a decline in France, while a play by G.B. Shaw gave the name a decade of resurgence in the early XX century anglo-saxon cultural sphere.

Isn't that a song by Tony Orlando?