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im a chicken • upvoted 26 items 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Is There Anything You Need To Get Off Your Chest?

also, i would like to get my two you-know-whats off of my chest - a trans guy

30 People Are Flexing Their Knowledge By Sharing The Most Interesting Random Facts They Know

This checks out! I'm a brown guy on a diet on chocolate cakes 😁😁

“Men Writing Women”: 30 Times Male Authors Wrote Female Characters So Poorly, It's Almost Like They've Never Met A Woman Before (New Pics)

Sweet home Alabama

“Men Writing Women”: 30 Times Male Authors Wrote Female Characters So Poorly, It's Almost Like They've Never Met A Woman Before (New Pics)

*Me starts eating it like a baby chicken*

“Men Writing Women”: 30 Times Male Authors Wrote Female Characters So Poorly, It's Almost Like They've Never Met A Woman Before (New Pics)

Yes, I love his books! Only thing I ever found strange is the 12 year old girl sleeping with all 4 boys at the end of It to defeat Pennywise

“Men Writing Women”: 30 Times Male Authors Wrote Female Characters So Poorly, It's Almost Like They've Never Met A Woman Before (New Pics)

I’m sorry, he’s horrible simply because he MENTIONS boobs? I’m female and I’ve read every one of his books and I’ve never felt offended or that he’s sexist.

“Men Writing Women”: 30 Times Male Authors Wrote Female Characters So Poorly, It's Almost Like They've Never Met A Woman Before (New Pics)

Again, this could be indicative of the character in the book, not the author.

This Viral Thread Has People Listing Things That Are in Fact Way More Dangerous Than Most Think (30 Things)

🎶Always look on the bright side of life, dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo 🎶

This Viral Thread Has People Listing Things That Are in Fact Way More Dangerous Than Most Think (30 Things)

🎶 Keep 'em laughin' as you go / Just remember that the last laugh is on you 🎶

45 Funny “English Bruh” Moments Shared On This Twitter Account

I'm not sure if the fact that I understood this perfectly means that I'm very smart, or that I spend way too much time on the internet.

People Are Making Fun Of Evolution Of Pretty Much Everything With 40 Hilarious Memes

Your username makes this so much better 😂

People Are Making Fun Of Evolution Of Pretty Much Everything With 40 Hilarious Memes

AHHH I get trned into nuggies :o

People Are Making Fun Of Evolution Of Pretty Much Everything With 40 Hilarious Memes

same :)

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Being embarressed about the normal bodily functions of a female, such as periods, having boobs and sex. My mother was a prude on another level.

Hey Pandas What Did A Florida Man Do On Your Birthday?

Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans.

Hey Pandas What Did A Florida Man Do On Your Birthday?

Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill.

Hey Pandas What Did A Florida Man Do On Your Birthday?

Apparently he was ticketed after eating pancakes in the middle of an intersection. I have so many questions 🤔

50 Random Facts That Sound Strange But Are True, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

Unless you're asexual.

50 Random Facts That Sound Strange But Are True, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

Well, I guess I will forever be anxious, stressed, paranoid, exhausted, and depressed. (Please don't give me that stuff about how one day I'll find 'The One' I really don't want to hear it)

Hey Pandas What Did A Florida Man Do On Your Birthday?

A Florida man climbed on top of playground equipment and told children how babies are made

“Boys Who Can Cook”: This Absurd Instagram Account Is Sharing The Cooking Memes We All Need

let’s make a group, pandas against seedless watermelons and catholics

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Terrible Movie You’ve Ever Watched? (Closed)

It is a terrible movie. It's also filled with childhood nostalgia for me. I love it

Hey Pandas What Did A Florida Man Do On Your Birthday?

There are lots on mine a 38-year-old, 600-pound Florida man arrested for scamming restaurants out of food but then deemed too fat for imprisonment "Florida man caught trying to steal ice cream truck Florida man robs bank, then gets naked and throws money – A Florida man is accused of buying a Lamborghini and miscellaneous items using Covid aid. LOL :)

Learning-New-Interesting-Facts-Til

TIL about Don Ritchie, an Australian who intervened and prevented at least 180 suicide attempts at a notable suicide destination called The Gap. He lived nearby and would approach and ask “Can I help you in some way?”

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