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florida man screamed, "f**k them horses" before punching police horse

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    There are lots on mine a 38-year-old, 600-pound Florida man arrested for scamming restaurants out of food but then deemed too fat for imprisonment "Florida man caught trying to steal ice cream truck Florida man robs bank, then gets naked and throws money – A Florida man is accused of buying a Lamborghini and miscellaneous items using Covid aid. LOL :)

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covid aid isn’t enough to buy a lambo is it?

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    A Florida man was arrested at an Olive Garden after police say he caused a drunken disturbance and was shoveling spaghetti into his mouth.

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    A Florida man climbed on top of playground equipment and told children how babies are made

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    Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Large Gator In Hand.

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    I don’t fully remember but something about molesting a neighbors dog and another one where a Florida man stole a vending machine

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    “What do you want to do this weekend?” Florida Man: :] that dog be looking pretty smexy

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    “Florida man asks Walmart employee for ‘Anything that would kill 200 People’.”

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    2017:florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis. 2019: florida man hit dad in face w pizza after learning he helped deliver him.

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    Apparently he was ticketed after eating pancakes in the middle of an intersection. I have so many questions 🤔

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    A Florida man ran naked through an airport screaming about a bomb. Why? I do not know.

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    Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill.

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    Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans.

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