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Jeff Christensen • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

40 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

A See is the domain of a bishop, hence the story that is told of a man who became a bishop after a long time in the Church and remarked "Long time no See".

40 Demotivational Quotes That Are Painfully True

I'm not!

Jeff Christensen • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

50 Of The Funniest Images From The 'Kids In Predicaments' Facebook Page

I could just see Morticia Addams saying this to Pugsley and Wednesday.

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn't Know Existed (New Pics)

If you are having a domestic dispute, this might be an ideal place to pick up a replacement or exchange.

50 Of The Funniest Images From The 'Kids In Predicaments' Facebook Page

I could just see Morticia Addams saying this to Pugsley and Wednesday.

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn't Know Existed (New Pics)

If you are having a domestic dispute, this might be an ideal place to pick up a replacement or exchange.

30 Men Listed Common Female Insecurities That Don’t Actually Matter

Of course you would. I mean, how cool is a walking tree? Unless it is a triffid, of course. That *would* be a toxic relationship.

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Jeff Christensen • commented on 3 posts 11 months ago

35 Hair-Dye Fails That Make You Feel Glad You're Not The 'Victim' In The Pictures

In Heaven - did she dye?

35 Hair-Dye Fails That Make You Feel Glad You're Not The 'Victim' In The Pictures

Martin Luther King: "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin"

35 Hair-Dye Fails That Make You Feel Glad You're Not The 'Victim' In The Pictures

In Heaven - did she dye?

35 Hair-Dye Fails That Make You Feel Glad You're Not The 'Victim' In The Pictures

Martin Luther King: "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin"

35 Hair-Dye Fails That Make You Feel Glad You're Not The 'Victim' In The Pictures

I think they are mandarines.

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Jeff Christensen • commented on 32 posts 1 year ago

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

Because everybody knows the names of the standard Christmas carols, when labelling they we use abbreviations such as O Come AYF [all ye faithful] or O Little TOB [town of Bethlehem]. This leads, naturally enough, to While Shepherds WTF [watched their flocks].

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

That said, at a temperature of about a billion kelvins, it would melt the spoon.

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

"The man that hath no music in himself, Nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, Is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils; The motions of his spirit are dull as night, And his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted." Presumably Shakespeare was not aware of this condition.

50 Rare Photos That Reveal The Unseen Side Of Things (New Pics)

Somebody's screwing with your mind.

50 Rare Photos That Reveal The Unseen Side Of Things (New Pics)

I'd like that one - top shelf, to the right, third row from the bottom. Actually, no, I think I'll have the one on the other shelf.

30 Instagrammers Whose Photos Are So Far From Reality, They Got Shamed For It Online (New Pics)

Assyrian winged bull gods (like Lamassu here) don't care how they look. That said it appears there is something even more astonishing on the other side.

35 People On Twitter Share Funny Or Ridiculous Problems That Their Names Cause Them

Did you ever play first base in baseball?

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

How would a scared horse stroke your head?

Americans Reveal Their 40 Most WTF Moments While Visiting Europe In This Viral Thread

It's an octagon (eight sides rather than six) in most places.

Steakhouse Puts Up A Sign That Asks Customers To Spend $100 Per Person Minimum, Gets Roasted Like Steak

I once spent $100 on a meal by myself, but that was when I was young and foolish, had a new job but was living at home. I wouldn't do it now.

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group

Men who do so only have sex with married women, and vice versa.

50 Things That Made People Say “Of Course That's A Thing”

Why?

35 People Describe The Moment They Realized They Had Met The Dumbest Person Ever

As I understand it, it *is* out of 100, but 100 is statistically normal, not a maximum possible. 84 would, as many will have observed, be subnormal.

30 Coolest Answers To “What Perks Did You Enjoy As A Kid Because Of Your Parents’ Job?” From A Viral Twitter Thread

Corruption, perhaps, but it's only a scandal if you get caught and it hits the headlines.

30 Coolest Answers To “What Perks Did You Enjoy As A Kid Because Of Your Parents’ Job?” From A Viral Twitter Thread

Either these were the days before Viagra or he was too young and innocent to ask.

30 Coolest Answers To “What Perks Did You Enjoy As A Kid Because Of Your Parents’ Job?” From A Viral Twitter Thread

Definitely not Anglicans and probably not Episcopal - their rules provide that any remaining consecrated elements shall not be carried out of the church, but the celebrant shall "reverently consume them". But I could probably have guessed that from the use of the word "pastor" rather than "priest".

30 Coolest Answers To “What Perks Did You Enjoy As A Kid Because Of Your Parents’ Job?” From A Viral Twitter Thread

It is said that military engineers build weapons while civil engineers build targets.

50 Times Designers Failed So Hard, They Got Shamed On The Internet (New Pics)

A valuable lesson in race discrimination, perhaps?

50 Times Designers Failed So Hard, They Got Shamed On The Internet (New Pics)

What's worse is that, unlike the previous maze (at item 7), there is no other way.

“What Is A Fact About The Human Body That Not Many People Know About?” (50 Answers)

Well, a rug. Nice, not so much.

“What Is A Fact About The Human Body That Not Many People Know About?” (50 Answers)

When do they get the extra bone in item 29?

“What Is A Fact About The Human Body That Not Many People Know About?” (50 Answers)

Don't bother frying them for breakfast unless you have a LOT of bacon.

“What Is A Fact About The Human Body That Not Many People Know About?” (50 Answers)

Does the mother grow the placenta or does the baby? Both of them disown it afterward.

“What Is A Fact About The Human Body That Not Many People Know About?” (50 Answers)

It seems a lot of the time, "paychosomatic" means "The doctor can't explain it, so the patient must be making it up."

“What Is A Fact About The Human Body That Not Many People Know About?” (50 Answers)

If you stretch out your small intestine perfectly straight, you will probably die.

“What Is A Fact About The Human Body That Not Many People Know About?” (50 Answers)

At school there was an anatomical model where the various organs could be easily removed for teaching purposes - but not easily replaced.

30 Times People Spotted A 'Cursed Comment' And Shared It On This Online Group (New Pics)

Vampire or baseball?

50 Interesting Comparison Images That Will Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

Don't eat the wrong one!

'That’s It, I’m Architecture Shaming': 40 Architecture Examples That Look So Bad, People Just Had To Shame Them

People living in a particular suburb in Perth, Western Australia, if asked where they lived might be obliged to say "Innaloo".

'That’s It, I’m Architecture Shaming': 40 Architecture Examples That Look So Bad, People Just Had To Shame Them

"I went to architecture school, and this is the way they tortoise."

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Hey Pandas, Tell Us About Your April Fools Pranks (Closed)

Jeff Christensen • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

40 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

A See is the domain of a bishop, hence the story that is told of a man who became a bishop after a long time in the Church and remarked "Long time no See".

40 Demotivational Quotes That Are Painfully True

I'm not!

Jeff Christensen • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

50 Of The Funniest Images From The 'Kids In Predicaments' Facebook Page

I could just see Morticia Addams saying this to Pugsley and Wednesday.

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn't Know Existed (New Pics)

If you are having a domestic dispute, this might be an ideal place to pick up a replacement or exchange.

30 Men Listed Common Female Insecurities That Don’t Actually Matter

Of course you would. I mean, how cool is a walking tree? Unless it is a triffid, of course. That *would* be a toxic relationship.

Jeff Christensen • commented on 3 posts 11 months ago

35 Hair-Dye Fails That Make You Feel Glad You're Not The 'Victim' In The Pictures

In Heaven - did she dye?

35 Hair-Dye Fails That Make You Feel Glad You're Not The 'Victim' In The Pictures

Martin Luther King: "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin"

35 Hair-Dye Fails That Make You Feel Glad You're Not The 'Victim' In The Pictures

I think they are mandarines.

Jeff Christensen • commented on 12 posts 1 year ago

40 Interesting Words For Things You Probably Never Knew Had A Name

The Insulting Frenchman's pronunciation would have at most one aphthong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s

50 Memes That Women Will Relate To

Easy. Just roll over.

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

That said, at a temperature of about a billion kelvins, it would melt the spoon.

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

50 Rare Photos That Reveal The Unseen Side Of Things (New Pics)

Somebody's screwing with your mind.

50 Rare Photos That Reveal The Unseen Side Of Things (New Pics)

I'd like that one - top shelf, to the right, third row from the bottom. Actually, no, I think I'll have the one on the other shelf.

30 Instagrammers Whose Photos Are So Far From Reality, They Got Shamed For It Online (New Pics)

Assyrian winged bull gods (like Lamassu here) don't care how they look. That said it appears there is something even more astonishing on the other side.

35 People On Twitter Share Funny Or Ridiculous Problems That Their Names Cause Them

Did you ever play first base in baseball?

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

How would a scared horse stroke your head?

Americans Reveal Their 40 Most WTF Moments While Visiting Europe In This Viral Thread

It's an octagon (eight sides rather than six) in most places.

Steakhouse Puts Up A Sign That Asks Customers To Spend $100 Per Person Minimum, Gets Roasted Like Steak

I once spent $100 on a meal by myself, but that was when I was young and foolish, had a new job but was living at home. I wouldn't do it now.

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