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Jeff Christensen • commented on 9 posts 1 month ago

Psychotherapist Creates Brutally Honest Self-Help 'Books' Inspired By His Patients, And The Result Is Hilarious

Case in point: Steven Bradbury, Australian speed skater, Salt Lake City Winter Olympics 2002.

30 Of The Creepiest Facts People Have Shared In This Viral Thread That Many Wish They Didn't Know

IIRC Luke Skywalker did a similar thing in The Empire Strikes Back (now Star Wars Episode V).

Psychotherapist Creates Brutally Honest Self-Help 'Books' Inspired By His Patients, And The Result Is Hilarious

Case in point: Steven Bradbury, Australian speed skater, Salt Lake City Winter Olympics 2002.

30 Of The Creepiest Facts People Have Shared In This Viral Thread That Many Wish They Didn't Know

IIRC Luke Skywalker did a similar thing in The Empire Strikes Back (now Star Wars Episode V).

30 Of The Creepiest Facts People Have Shared In This Viral Thread That Many Wish They Didn't Know

IIRC

30 Of The Creepiest Facts People Have Shared In This Viral Thread That Many Wish They Didn't Know

The bodies are still there because it is too dangerous to retrieve them.

50 Of The Most Interesting Examples Of How Time Wears Down Things

The white fabric is bleached, which weakens the fabric; the red fabric is dyed which does not.

50 Of The Funniest I Woke Up To This" Moments That Have Ever Happened To Pet Owners"

Is this a common occurrence?

50 Of The Funniest I Woke Up To This" Moments That Have Ever Happened To Pet Owners"

Bitch! (maybe)

Servers And Food Industry Workers Share Their Funniest Misunderstandings (30 Pics)

Hotel owner Basil Fawlty of Fawlty Towers had the same problem.

30 People Share Their Favorite Non-English Phrases And Their Literal Meanings

Maybe Zeus really loved Prometheus. I read that Prometheus may have been bound in the Caucasus somewhere, and Armenia is near there.

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Jeff Christensen • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

This Group Is Dedicated To Jokes, And Here Are 45 Of Their Funniest Ones

"Smile, it could be worse" they said. I did, and it was.

This Group Is Dedicated To Jokes, And Here Are 45 Of Their Funniest Ones

In my youth we called it "crunch", then "hash" from crosshatch.

Jeff Christensen • commented on 11 posts 3 months ago

30 Things People Considered ‘Normal’ While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They’re Actually Weird (New Posts)

It's called the Bristol scale.

30 Things People Considered ‘Normal’ While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They’re Actually Weird (New Posts)

Have you read the Terry Pratchett novel "Johnny and the Dead?"

30 Things People Considered ‘Normal’ While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They’re Actually Weird (New Posts)

It's called the Bristol scale.

30 Things People Considered ‘Normal’ While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They’re Actually Weird (New Posts)

Have you read the Terry Pratchett novel "Johnny and the Dead?"

30 Things People Considered ‘Normal’ While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They’re Actually Weird (New Posts)

This is broadly a description of fairy bread only with sugar rather than hundreds and thousands - which are.mostly sugar anyway.

30 Americans Respond To 'What's The Most Absurd Medical Bill You Have Ever Received?'

I thought that might almost be reasonable for seven months, but then I remembered they do dates differently in the US and it was seven days.

Filmmaker Asks People To Describe Their Favorite Movie “As Boring As Possible” And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

The China Syndrome?

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

Or time your journey for exactly a year.

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Jeff Christensen • commented on 5 posts 4 months ago

50 Photos Of People Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Some.

50 Photos Of People Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Who needs Diego Garcia anyway?

50 Photos Of People Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Some.

50 Photos Of People Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Who needs Diego Garcia anyway?

50 Of The Best Cat Posts That Are Impossible Not To Scroll Through (New Pics)

I'm told this is because cat people stare at the cat, which the cat interprets as aggression. Non-cat people don't, so ironically the cat goes to them to feel safe.

45 Of The Worst Delivery Guys People Encountered

Not now it doesn't.

Guy Decided To Send Wedding Invitations To Celebrities Shares What They Responded

Either the last paragraph was an instruction to the person writing the actual letter, or they mean "accept" his apologies.

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Jeff Christensen • commented on 4 posts 5 months ago

Parent Asks For Mind-Blowing But Simple Facts That Would Satisfy A 3-Year-Old Before Bedtime, Gets 30 Responses

The striped skin is your own, ripped by the claws of the tiger which did NOT want to be shaved. :-)

29 People Share Things That Americans Do Which Require An Explanation For Non-Americans

The mystery only deepens when you consider that in such films nobody seems to eat any of it.

Parent Asks For Mind-Blowing But Simple Facts That Would Satisfy A 3-Year-Old Before Bedtime, Gets 30 Responses

The striped skin is your own, ripped by the claws of the tiger which did NOT want to be shaved. :-)

29 People Share Things That Americans Do Which Require An Explanation For Non-Americans

The mystery only deepens when you consider that in such films nobody seems to eat any of it.

29 People Share Things That Americans Do Which Require An Explanation For Non-Americans

It has been said that it is inconsistent to say "tuna fish" but not "chicken bird".

29 People Share Things That Americans Do Which Require An Explanation For Non-Americans

As I understand it, Fahrenheit was originally based on a scale of 0 to 100: 0 was the coldest temperature the relevant scientist could achieve in the laboratory (the freezing point of a salt-water mixture) and 100 was human body temperature (now considered closer to 98.6 F).

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Jeff Christensen • commented on 3 posts 6 months ago

I Created These Comics With Weird And Unexpected Endings (30 Pics)

In French the sun doesn't set, it goes to bed.

After Noticing These 30 Things Americans Do In Movies, People Are Wondering Whether They Do Them In Real Life

Apparently in the USA the mains voltage is relatively low (120V as against 240V in Australia, from memory) so electric kettles are slower than using a microwave.

I Created These Comics With Weird And Unexpected Endings (30 Pics)

In French the sun doesn't set, it goes to bed.

After Noticing These 30 Things Americans Do In Movies, People Are Wondering Whether They Do Them In Real Life

Apparently in the USA the mains voltage is relatively low (120V as against 240V in Australia, from memory) so electric kettles are slower than using a microwave.

50 Of The Best I Don't Own A Cat" Moments That Have Ever Happened To Humans"

I've never seen a cat hatching from an egg before. Seems my high school biology teacher was wrong.

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Jeff Christensen • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

Woman Responds To Companies Failing Because Of Coronavirus By Saying The Same Things Poor People Hear

Sales couldn't go up for ever.

29 Times Guys Offended Women Without Even Realizing It

Say it with flowers - send him a Triffid.

Jeff Christensen • commented on 4 posts 8 months ago

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share What Laws The World Is Lacking, And Here Are 30 Responses

No bottles of beer on the wall, no bottles of beer; go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall...

40 Europeans Share What Problems Are Too American For Them To Grasp

Medicare, the Australian universal health care system, increases tax by 2% - if you earn enough to pay tax in the first place.

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share What Laws The World Is Lacking, And Here Are 30 Responses

No bottles of beer on the wall, no bottles of beer; go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall...

40 Europeans Share What Problems Are Too American For Them To Grasp

Medicare, the Australian universal health care system, increases tax by 2% - if you earn enough to pay tax in the first place.

40 Europeans Share What Problems Are Too American For Them To Grasp

Strictly speaking you don't really have to vote- you just need to get your name marked off, by post or at a polling place. What you put on your ballot, which may be nothing, is your business.

Confectioner Uses Desserts And Miniature People To Create Imaginary Situations

Not enough circles, though the idea is there - and nine circles for a cake, with the innermost frozen, would be excessive.

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Jeff Christensen • commented on 9 posts 1 month ago

Psychotherapist Creates Brutally Honest Self-Help 'Books' Inspired By His Patients, And The Result Is Hilarious

Case in point: Steven Bradbury, Australian speed skater, Salt Lake City Winter Olympics 2002.

30 Of The Creepiest Facts People Have Shared In This Viral Thread That Many Wish They Didn't Know

IIRC Luke Skywalker did a similar thing in The Empire Strikes Back (now Star Wars Episode V).

30 Of The Creepiest Facts People Have Shared In This Viral Thread That Many Wish They Didn't Know

IIRC

30 Of The Creepiest Facts People Have Shared In This Viral Thread That Many Wish They Didn't Know

The bodies are still there because it is too dangerous to retrieve them.

50 Of The Most Interesting Examples Of How Time Wears Down Things

The white fabric is bleached, which weakens the fabric; the red fabric is dyed which does not.

50 Of The Funniest I Woke Up To This" Moments That Have Ever Happened To Pet Owners"

Is this a common occurrence?

50 Of The Funniest I Woke Up To This" Moments That Have Ever Happened To Pet Owners"

Bitch! (maybe)

Servers And Food Industry Workers Share Their Funniest Misunderstandings (30 Pics)

Hotel owner Basil Fawlty of Fawlty Towers had the same problem.

30 People Share Their Favorite Non-English Phrases And Their Literal Meanings

Maybe Zeus really loved Prometheus. I read that Prometheus may have been bound in the Caucasus somewhere, and Armenia is near there.

Jeff Christensen • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

This Group Is Dedicated To Jokes, And Here Are 45 Of Their Funniest Ones

"Smile, it could be worse" they said. I did, and it was.

This Group Is Dedicated To Jokes, And Here Are 45 Of Their Funniest Ones

In my youth we called it "crunch", then "hash" from crosshatch.

Jeff Christensen • commented on 9 posts 3 months ago

30 Things People Considered ‘Normal’ While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They’re Actually Weird (New Posts)

It's called the Bristol scale.

30 Things People Considered ‘Normal’ While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They’re Actually Weird (New Posts)

Have you read the Terry Pratchett novel "Johnny and the Dead?"

30 Things People Considered ‘Normal’ While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They’re Actually Weird (New Posts)

This is broadly a description of fairy bread only with sugar rather than hundreds and thousands - which are.mostly sugar anyway.

30 Americans Respond To 'What's The Most Absurd Medical Bill You Have Ever Received?'

I thought that might almost be reasonable for seven months, but then I remembered they do dates differently in the US and it was seven days.

Filmmaker Asks People To Describe Their Favorite Movie “As Boring As Possible” And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

The China Syndrome?

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

Or time your journey for exactly a year.

40 Things Only Americans Think Are Normal

Anything is weird (especially, in some contexts, for men) when it starts "popping up" on underwear.

40 Things Only Americans Think Are Normal

Both are becoming more common in Australia. At least we don't have advertisements for prescription-only medicines.

40 Things Only Americans Think Are Normal

Even with 120V mains?

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