30 Of The Best Jokes And Memes About All Things Programming (New Pics)

Amen

I’m confused

And apparently we all have to be superstars...

why did he get it wrong? that's just programming in a nutshell, that's what you wanted dude

you forgot anglebrackets, aka greaterthan-lessthan signs, which we use in html.

I pledge all my web budget to this guy. Artisanal websites it is!

This is some delicious designed petty revenge. Well done!

Of course if you have been coded correctly, hitting a PoopOverflow will fire an exception to handle the situation, returning to normal operation without requiring the program to explicitly handle PoopOverflows

...no way to defend myself...

Function over form wins again.

You can say the same thing about kids...

he's not homeless if he's living in the server room, just sayin

It's not programming the task itself, that takes five minutes. It's the "idiot-proofing", which is of course futile.

This

Argh. It doesn't work is the worst. Details people. How did you reach that conclusion?

could do this with most companies or governments.

Java :))))

Yep, just be nice. Saying RTFM to juniors just makes you look like a d**k.

"Hack on your laptop tonight. Get the extra libraries. Deploy to production at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty server. GoTo somewhere you’ve never been in the code. Read StackOverflow posts by someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the Docker container unhardened. Do a git merge. Have an unhandled exception. Have two. Be open to an IT department where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a coffee with them anyway. Debug slowly. Ping your server. Check in your code. Check in yourself. Enjoy the ride.”

While attending training at a Canadian software company the instructor draws a box in the corner of the white board. He said if you see a word that has an extra 'u' take it out and put it in the box. If you see a word that should have a 'u' take one from the box. It was all very civilized. Or, civilised. I forget which.

1000 line C++ program compiles to 1000 bytes. 10 line python program requires 1,000,000 bytes for the interpreter and required assets. C++ program runs 20 times faster

sudo is for lusers. A proper BOFH runs everything in a root shell.

I actually miss the days when you could hack up a website by yourself in html. The sites were boring but you could actually see the d**n content.

that's a bri'ish programmer.

Accurate!

Holee sheet.

Does, "My script is still compiling." still work? - it's been a while.

Relate. This is the biggest reason why I prefer C/C++ programming. Compile/Link and Interpreter optimization can be reduced, changed from one type to another, or just turned off.

Damned true

Well that happens in real marriage too. You stop communicating.

It's far less hot when you marry the artist and they're always drunk or high as are their friends and they're unable to help with the bills and they forget to shower.

Should call it deboner, for removing bones. A boner puts the bone in...

Will be taking a game design class in college here during fall semester for my associates of computer science degree. I expect something like this to happen. I have designed games before but nothing on the level of what we do today, advanced computers class in high school (in 01), my senior project i made a text based role playing game using qbasic (was the language we were learni g to use) and i dabbled in RPGmaker (from og version that was available on pc and ps1 up to rpgmaker nx)

canadian devs.

We like giving Python devs a 950-line head start.

All servers are now granted permission to spit in Grant's food.

Password? Where I come from we don't need passwords.

She must be a java dev

This is giving me PTSD flashbacks

https://xkcd.com/327/

Now if someone can just tell me how to get colours back for my Excel graphs. Apparently, it's totally impossible if I have the wrong operating system build.

It's possible this could sound scary to non-programmers. If anybody wants a Translation: "kill process" simply means to stop a program from running. A "child" (more correctly, a child process) is a program (process) that was launched by another already-running program. Child processes are a handy way for the first program to have work done by another program (child process), often to improve performance (usually speed) or to make it easier for the programmer(s) to write the overall software. The error message said out of memory, so stopping a child process frees up memory for the first programs to continue running, and should be written to be smart enough to continue without the child process. Killing the main program could cause the device to reboot, which is likely the only real remedy anyway.

Dixie Normous

that kangaroo is going to haunt my nightmares

Swap the 'Developer' label with 'Management' on the character and the final panel and you've got it. Or have a triumphant Developer Gru showing a final 'AI replaces Managers'

ooga ooga m**o.

Calling it "ifnot" would be even clearer, less twee and contrived and require no more typing

I know like 42 git command/options. I know three that actually do what I expect.

Ah yes. We have nerd, hunk, fem boy and stoner. No in between