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Joseph Stillman • commented on 26 posts 2 weeks ago

40 Disturbing Facts People Wish They Didn’t Know

what in the Indiana Jones?

40 Disturbing Facts People Wish They Didn’t Know

monsters

40 Disturbing Facts People Wish They Didn’t Know

what in the Indiana Jones?

40 Disturbing Facts People Wish They Didn’t Know

monsters

40 Disturbing Facts People Wish They Didn’t Know

brothers grim tales?

40 Disturbing Facts People Wish They Didn’t Know

🎵SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

“The European Mind Can’t Comprehend”: People Poke At Differences Between The US And Europe (New Pics)

gas station chorizo's are mostly plastic, so it makes sense

“The European Mind Can’t Comprehend”: People Poke At Differences Between The US And Europe (New Pics)

yes PLEASE!

“The European Mind Can’t Comprehend”: People Poke At Differences Between The US And Europe (New Pics)

stick them in the freezer and it gets so much better

“The European Mind Can’t Comprehend”: People Poke At Differences Between The US And Europe (New Pics)

its about 22 hours from Utah to Texas, if siblings are in the car, its the worst car ride ever

“The European Mind Can’t Comprehend”: People Poke At Differences Between The US And Europe (New Pics)

for movie popcorn, its worth every cent

“The European Mind Can’t Comprehend”: People Poke At Differences Between The US And Europe (New Pics)

HA! genius!

“The European Mind Can’t Comprehend”: People Poke At Differences Between The US And Europe (New Pics)

that's almost as bad as the pickle flavored jello

“The European Mind Can’t Comprehend”: People Poke At Differences Between The US And Europe (New Pics)

it's just marshmellows covered in granulated suger

“The European Mind Can’t Comprehend”: People Poke At Differences Between The US And Europe (New Pics)

🎵ALLLLL my exe's live in Texas!

50 Mildly Interesting Things People Saw Through A Window And Just Had To Share

*toby maguire spiderman plays poorly on out of tune harmonica

“Fear Of Old Things When They Were New”: 30 Interesting Vintage Newspaper Clippings

I think the worst one is blaming it for a drouth, its a drought

The ‘Sarcasm’ Facebook Page Shares Hilarious Memes, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

it lasts 1.5 second if grandma made them

The ‘Sarcasm’ Facebook Page Shares Hilarious Memes, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

you pathetic fool, I am the parasite

A Solar Eclipse Just Happened, And People Online Already Created These 36 Hilarious Memes About It

every now and then I'm falling in love

36 People Share Funny Differences Between Parents And Themselves At The Same Age, Internet Loves It

semper Fi!

30 Posts That Hold A Lot Of Random Chaos Within, As Seen On This IG Page

Amazon prime has awoken!

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

in the paper yes those handouts no, probably jehovah witness or some other Christian sect

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

*bad harmonica playing to the tune of the x-files theme

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

it's worse, they're CLAMS

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Concerning Thing You Found At Work? (Closed)

the worst part is that it was a sixth grade garbage

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

took me a sec to tell what was wrong, they thought Africa as a whole was a country

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

my uncle was in the army, nearly stepped on one

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Joseph Stillman • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

A Solar Eclipse Just Happened, And People Online Already Created These 36 Hilarious Memes About It

You know how when you look at any lightbulb, you can see an afterimage for a while? Yesterday, I learned that a total eclipse (IMPORTANT: *TOTAL* eclipse) is so dim, it won't even create an afterimage visible with your eyes open. Those glasses are so dark, you can barely see anything at all during totality. I guess the government-perceived danger is that people will look at the sun as it exits totality? (The glasses were ABSOLUTELY necessary during the partially eclipsed phases... I got a split-second eyeful accidentally just before totality while trying to get a camera picture and having the glasses more on the camera than on my eyes. Certainly no more dangerous than having the sun pop out from behind something you're looking at during normal conditions, but also certainly something you want to avoid.)

Radio Got A Lot Of Shit (Headlines From 20s 30s 40s)

Joseph Stillman • commented on 5 posts 3 weeks ago

30 Stomach-Churning Foods That Are A Thing In America And Non-Americans Online Don’t Know Why

hey! save some of the fight for me!

30 Stomach-Churning Foods That Are A Thing In America And Non-Americans Online Don’t Know Why

they arn't that bad unless you eat too many of them

30 Stomach-Churning Foods That Are A Thing In America And Non-Americans Online Don’t Know Why

hey! save some of the fight for me!

30 Stomach-Churning Foods That Are A Thing In America And Non-Americans Online Don’t Know Why

they arn't that bad unless you eat too many of them

30 Stomach-Churning Foods That Are A Thing In America And Non-Americans Online Don’t Know Why

even americans don't like American cheese so don't worry about others get offended

30 Stomach-Churning Foods That Are A Thing In America And Non-Americans Online Don’t Know Why

why? just... why?

30 Stomach-Churning Foods That Are A Thing In America And Non-Americans Online Don’t Know Why

I'm American and even I don't get this

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Joseph Stillman • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Concerning Thing You Found At Work? (Closed)

Joseph Stillman • submitted 2 new posts 3 weeks ago

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Hey Pandas, What's The Most Concerning Thing You Found At Work? (Closed)

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandaś What Is The Most Concerning Thing You Found At Work

Joseph Stillman • submitted a new post 1 month ago

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Funniest School Assembly Moment? (Closed)

Joseph Stillman • submitted 2 new posts 6 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing That You Heard Someone Say In Class?

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Dumbest Thing Someone Said That Made You Lose Hope On Humanity? (Closed)

Joseph Stillman • submitted 2 list additions 3 weeks ago

Hey Pandaś What Is The Most Concerning Thing You Found At Work

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Concerning Thing You Found At Work? (Closed)

Joseph Stillman • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Funniest School Assembly Moment? (Closed)

Joseph Stillman • submitted 3 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Dumbest Thing Someone Said That Made You Lose Hope On Humanity? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing That You Heard Someone Say In Class?

Joseph Stillman • commented on 6 posts 20 hours ago

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

put it in a shoe and smack it against a wall

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

germans

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

butter knife, just use it like a letter opener, works for me every time

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

where the skies are so blue!

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

just pull a macgyver and use a swiss army knife

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

this brings me so much pain

Joseph Stillman • commented on 14 posts 2 weeks ago

40 Disturbing Facts People Wish They Didn’t Know

what in the Indiana Jones?

40 Disturbing Facts People Wish They Didn’t Know

monsters

40 Disturbing Facts People Wish They Didn’t Know

brothers grim tales?

40 Disturbing Facts People Wish They Didn’t Know

🎵SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

“The European Mind Can’t Comprehend”: People Poke At Differences Between The US And Europe (New Pics)

gas station chorizo's are mostly plastic, so it makes sense

“The European Mind Can’t Comprehend”: People Poke At Differences Between The US And Europe (New Pics)

yes PLEASE!

“The European Mind Can’t Comprehend”: People Poke At Differences Between The US And Europe (New Pics)

stick them in the freezer and it gets so much better

“The European Mind Can’t Comprehend”: People Poke At Differences Between The US And Europe (New Pics)

its about 22 hours from Utah to Texas, if siblings are in the car, its the worst car ride ever

“The European Mind Can’t Comprehend”: People Poke At Differences Between The US And Europe (New Pics)

for movie popcorn, its worth every cent

“The European Mind Can’t Comprehend”: People Poke At Differences Between The US And Europe (New Pics)

HA! genius!

“The European Mind Can’t Comprehend”: People Poke At Differences Between The US And Europe (New Pics)

that's almost as bad as the pickle flavored jello

“The European Mind Can’t Comprehend”: People Poke At Differences Between The US And Europe (New Pics)

it's just marshmellows covered in granulated suger

“The European Mind Can’t Comprehend”: People Poke At Differences Between The US And Europe (New Pics)

🎵ALLLLL my exe's live in Texas!

50 Mildly Interesting Things People Saw Through A Window And Just Had To Share

*toby maguire spiderman plays poorly on out of tune harmonica

Joseph Stillman • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

Radio Got A Lot Of Shit (Headlines From 20s 30s 40s)

A Solar Eclipse Just Happened, And People Online Already Created These 36 Hilarious Memes About It

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Concerning Thing You Found At Work? (Closed)

Joseph Stillman • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

“I Don’t See It Ever Recovering”: 45 People Shame The Single Worst Human Invention

The nuclear bomb was the better of two bad options. Had it not been used against Japan to force an end to WW2, the US was fully ready to invade Japan. Conservative estimates of the casualties from such an invasion would be well in excess of 1 million US soldiers, and untold countless Japanese civilians and soldiers. It was enough that the war department commissioned some 2 million purple heart medals, expecting to have to issue them for the one invasion. Those same medals are still being issued today, and no new order for medals has been given since 1945.

50 Times People And Archaeologists Stumbled Upon Interesting Finds From The Past And Had To Share

Somebody stop meeeeeeh

Joseph Stillman • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

This Facebook Group Is All About “Oof” Wildlife Photos, And They Are So Bad They’re Good

Have you heard the good word of our Lord Beezus?

40 Of The Cringiest Posts About Gender Reveal Parties (New Pics)

Ouch... no more kids after that one...

Joseph Stillman • upvoted 8 items 5 months ago

50 Weird Images That Need No Context Whatsoever To Be Hilarious, As Seen On This FB Page

Not bad, I've seen wurst.

While Eating A Piece Of Lettuce, I Discovered This Metal Object That I Almost Swallowed, But Fortunately, I Didn’t. I’ve Included A Banana In The Photo For Scale Reference

50 Times People Spotted Huge Halloween Jerks

"Can you come back later? We're fornicating in the pentagram right now"

Unbelievable Facts

First Shift, Alex Andreev

50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected (New Pics)

I remember going to the school in heavy rain. It was a 30 minute walk and by the time I got there I was soaked to the skin and got sent home to get changed and come back to school (Our towns schools had a hard on for reporting you to child welfare for the dumbest reasons) My mom told them she isn't going to spend the day washing a rapidly growing pile of wet clothes and if they reported her she would be down the school with a hammer and a big bag of rusty nails and she would nail each effing teacher she came across to the wall by their ears. Shortly after it stopped raining and I asked if I should go back to school to which my mom replied "F*ck 'em"

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing That You Heard Someone Say In Class?

When my sewing teacher asked if anyone knew what your posture was I thought she said posterior and I put my hand up and said it was your bum! I was suitably embarrassed.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing That You Heard Someone Say In Class?

Not me but my sister. One of her high school classmates was extremely chilled guy, made everybody laugh all the time and was late every day. One morning this old strict teacher interogated him about it. He mumbled one sentence, which she didn't understand, so she mimicked him like: "muguahuhuaua" he raised arms and went back at her "MUGUAHUAHUAHA." Their class almost died laughing.

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