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sturmwesen

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Just a Panda trying to fill her mind with absurdities so the serious stuff can't infiltrate.

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sturmwesen • commented on 14 posts 8 minutes ago

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42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

You’re aiming for the wrong area there!

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

It's because over here, having a freaking gap in your toilet-door is weird. So, if it would ever happen, everyone would automatically stare at that gap, in a What The Actual Fck (?) - way. You were socialized to look down for shoes, we were to look for door-knobs' red-green parts

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

You’re aiming for the wrong area there!

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

Guy Sees Wife’s Facelift Request As Déjà Vu, Remembers Affair That Followed First Surgery

Hard no. And you can have a divorce if you keep pushing the issue. She's using and abusing you. Get out. Pleaes.

Guy Sees Wife’s Facelift Request As Déjà Vu, Remembers Affair That Followed First Surgery

Regardless of the affair, why should your spouse pay for plastic surgery that *you* want ? Yes, it's "your body, your choice" but when it comes to unnecessary things like plastic surgery, it should be "your money" as well.

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

But violence can be graphic and guns all around. I prefer f*****g nipples.

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

I used to live in Germany, and if the last commenter pays that much, he has an enormous income. You pay roughly 15% of your salary per month. And while it may take a while to see a specialst, you don't wait "months" to see your GP. In short: last one is a liar.

Artist Made 36 Comics That Switch Between Pure Fun And Subtle Commentary

Reasonable

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

My GP changed how we book appointments, before, the phones lines would open at 8am and by the time I would get to the front of the queue, all the days appointments would be taken, this resulted in me trying for a month to get an appointment. Now they have an online form which becomes live at 7.30am. It is then triaged and the GP will call to make an appointment, usually the appointment is within 2 days. However more serious things are seen that day. If for whatever reason someone cannot use the form they can call the GP and the staff will do the form and it gets triaged in the same way

33 Times People Sent The Wrong Thing To The Wrong Person And Pure Chaos Ensued

Thank you poster for not drinking the Kool-aid.

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

The fact that such a law is needed is crazy to me as an Australian.

“Grandpa Was A Drag Queen”: 32 Family Secrets That Left A Mark In The Worst Way Possible

Who did this help? Aunt needed to keep her f*****g mouth shut. All she did was create pain.

“Grandpa Was A Drag Queen”: 32 Family Secrets That Left A Mark In The Worst Way Possible

Ever think they were able to become doctors because someone else was raising their kid? Note that cousin and birth mom didn't make contact with OP when they were 18. I'd be curious if they simply asked or if the courts were involved when trying to get OP back. Seems like there's a faulty assumption that if they'd gotten OP back his/her life would have been better. No way to know for sure.

94 Random Facts That Nobody Really Asked For, But They Are Still Fun To Know

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“Brain Radio”: 86 Signs You Might Have A Neurodivergent Brain

A lot of these seem to be people worrying about abnormalities that aren't really there. Everybody's got a lot more going on inside their head than what they express, or that others can perceive.

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sturmwesen • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

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68 Fascinating 'Vintage Advertisements' That Might Not Go Down Very Well Today (New Pics)

We're censoring a medical procedure? Ugh!

Work-Memes-Jokes

68 Fascinating 'Vintage Advertisements' That Might Not Go Down Very Well Today (New Pics)

We're censoring a medical procedure? Ugh!

Photos Of Things That Don’t Exist Anymore That Instantly Transport You Back In Time (New Pics)

I’d love to scroll through the equivalent for lots of different countries. It gets so boring it always being the USA.

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sturmwesen • commented on 9 posts 1 day ago

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

what's with the new round menu button in the middle of the page? couldn't they put it in a corner? grrrr

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

that's life

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

what's with the new round menu button in the middle of the page? couldn't they put it in a corner? grrrr

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

that's life

101 Funny Signs In English People Spotted In Japan

you had me look up, what a parson is. I only knew parson russle terriers

101 Funny Signs In English People Spotted In Japan

ugh

101 Funny Signs In English People Spotted In Japan

Based on my experience as a 18 year old female in an erotic shop: some men are rather shy and leave the store if there are women. If they could they would wear a trenchcoat with the collar up and a hat pulled low

101 Funny Signs In English People Spotted In Japan

that's why you sample those smaller people

Photos Of Things That Don’t Exist Anymore That Instantly Transport You Back In Time (New Pics)

I would certainly add frufoo joghurt

Photos Of Things That Don’t Exist Anymore That Instantly Transport You Back In Time (New Pics)

where is the eye patch and the piercing? (btw I still do this)

Photos Of Things That Don’t Exist Anymore That Instantly Transport You Back In Time (New Pics)

Curiosity burned the finger

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sturmwesen • submitted a new post 1 month ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What’s On Your Christmas Menu This Year? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Origin Story Of Your Nickname?

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 3 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Your Mug Of The Day?

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 4 months ago

Photography & Digital Art

Hey Pandas, Post Your Pictures Of Sunrise

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 5 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Mishap Happened To You When You Had Too Little Sleep? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 6 months ago

Animals, Dogs

Hey Pandas, Share A Photo Of Your Dog Smiling

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 7 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Choose Your Favorite (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 8 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Butterfly Pictures That You Took

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 11 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Unusual Conversations Do You Have With Your Pets?

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Traditions For Sick Days? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted 4 new posts 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Are You Cooking For Christmas This Year? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Your "Travel Snack" Classic? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Was The Stupid Reason That Made You Realize You Are Not Suited For A Job? (Closed)

Something That You Envy Other Pandas

sturmwesen • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Post Your Plushie (Closed)

Spring Foto Compilation

sturmwesen • submitted 2 list additions 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Something Your Pet Is Afraid Of That Makes Absolutely No Sense? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s One Tiny Habit That Makes You Weirdly Happy?

sturmwesen • submitted 4 list additions 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Job You’re 100% Sure You’d Be Terrible At?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Mug Of The Day?

Hey Pandas, If Aliens Came Tomorrow, What Human Invention Would You Show? (Closed)

“What’s A Word Or Phrase That Makes You Lose Respect For Someone?”: 48 Brutally Honest Answers

sturmwesen • submitted 4 list additions 4 months ago

"What Would You Warn Someone Before They Got Your Type Of Pet?": 46 Honest Tips From Our Community

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Good Weird Questions To Ask Someone To Get To Know Them Better? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is One Moment In Your Life That You Will Never Forget?

Hey Pandas, Post Your Pictures Of Sunrise

sturmwesen • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Mishap Happened To You When You Had Too Little Sleep? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted 5 list additions 6 months ago

These 40 Sneaky Pets Knew Exactly What They Were Doing, And It’s Equal Parts Genius And Evil

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Pasta Sauce Recipe?

Hey Pandas, Share A Photo Of Your Dog Smiling

People Share 40 Basic Things Everyone Should Know How To Do (But Apparently, Many Don’t)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Have Any Living Creature As A Pet, What Would It Be?

sturmwesen • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Totally True Story You’ve Told That No One Believed? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted 3 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, Choose Your Favorite (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Butterfly Pictures That You Took

“What’s One Hill That Others May Not Agree With But That You Will Die On?” (37 Answers)

sturmwesen • commented on 14 posts 8 minutes ago

52 Works Memes That Might Make You Either Laugh Or Cry (New Pics)

why do I even need a "goal"? is not drowning, no k*****g and setting limits not goal enough?

52 Works Memes That Might Make You Either Laugh Or Cry (New Pics)

Do you want to come with me to the smokers balcony? - I don't smoke - that was not the question. we are inclusive. you still can come

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

There are some d***s, that "cost" a quarter million and the receipt is for 5 months...

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

Jup. my mothers american preacher allowed his kids ego shooter games, but not public swimming pools, bare shoulders etc

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

..snort

97 Hilarious Memes To Send To Your Favorite Group Chat Immediately

eh depends. Lou is what we call a Einzel-prinzessin (lone princess). He likes other dogs, but he prefers everything in the apartment (including human bellies and hands) to be only for him

97 Hilarious Memes To Send To Your Favorite Group Chat Immediately

Every weather

The Best Of ‘The RedDot’: 55 Bold And Unfiltered Comics Our Community Loved

it's a safety feature. just plop down on it and you sit safe like one lego on another

The Best Of ‘The RedDot’: 55 Bold And Unfiltered Comics Our Community Loved

she is gonna get sand EVERYWHERE

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

side note: that was before everybody had a smartphone, so you never knew where everybody was. if you were bored you just went there and asked around/looked for your pals

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

why is it smoking?

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

In Germany they are very much a thing today. it's rare to find a free one and most are not well maintained.

sturmwesen • commented on 6 posts 1 day ago

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

what's with the new round menu button in the middle of the page? couldn't they put it in a corner? grrrr

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

that's life

101 Funny Signs In English People Spotted In Japan

you had me look up, what a parson is. I only knew parson russle terriers

101 Funny Signs In English People Spotted In Japan

ugh

101 Funny Signs In English People Spotted In Japan

that's why you sample those smaller people

sturmwesen • upvoted 20 items 2 hours ago

Work-Memes-Jokes

“Grandpa Was A Drag Queen”: 32 Family Secrets That Left A Mark In The Worst Way Possible

Who did this help? Aunt needed to keep her f*****g mouth shut. All she did was create pain.

“Grandpa Was A Drag Queen”: 32 Family Secrets That Left A Mark In The Worst Way Possible

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

You’re aiming for the wrong area there!

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

But violence can be graphic and guns all around. I prefer f*****g nipples.

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

Funny-Random-Memes-Instasingle

Guy Sees Wife’s Facelift Request As Déjà Vu, Remembers Affair That Followed First Surgery

Hard no. And you can have a divorce if you keep pushing the issue. She's using and abusing you. Get out. Pleaes.

Guy Sees Wife’s Facelift Request As Déjà Vu, Remembers Affair That Followed First Surgery

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

Reddot

Artist Made 36 Comics That Switch Between Pure Fun And Subtle Commentary

Reasonable

42 Regular Things In Europe That Might Raise Eyebrows In The United States

Photos Of Things That Don’t Exist Anymore That Instantly Transport You Back In Time (New Pics)

I’d love to scroll through the equivalent for lots of different countries. It gets so boring it always being the USA.

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My dad was on an injectable medication for a time, and was in a car crash and broke his wrist. I hate needles, have a phobia, but because of his broken wrist I had to inject him. He tried making it funny by texting me “stabby stabby stabby time” but instead texted this to our new neighbour who was doing work outside his house…

Neighbour apologised for the noise and said he was nearly done, and tbh to this day I’m not 100% sure he believes us that it wasn’t directed at him! It does sound very weird.