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sturmwesen • commented on 5 posts 8 minutes ago

2026 Winter Olympics Tweets So Funny And Savage, They Should Win Gold (55 Posts)

maybe they should

“Don't Be Dumb”: 57 Divorce Lawyers Share The Messiest Cases Of Their Careers

he didn't have a right to the dog, just to visits. K*****g a healthy dog should be illegal everywhere, but sadly isn't

2026 Winter Olympics Tweets So Funny And Savage, They Should Win Gold (55 Posts)

maybe they should

“Don't Be Dumb”: 57 Divorce Lawyers Share The Messiest Cases Of Their Careers

he didn't have a right to the dog, just to visits. K*****g a healthy dog should be illegal everywhere, but sadly isn't

Woman Keeps Waking Up BF As Soon As She Wakes Up Because That’s What “Normal” Couples Do

and here we are shuffeling around in the dark to prevent the other from waking. Sleep is sacred in our home. unless told to or there being an emergency don't wake me up

“Makes Me Cringe Unbearably Hard”: 73 Photos That Are Quite Difficult To Look At (New Pics)

which of them is trump?/s

“Don't Be Dumb”: 57 Divorce Lawyers Share The Messiest Cases Of Their Careers

stupid cünt

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sturmwesen • upvoted 5 items 3 hours ago

Woman Keeps Waking Up BF As Soon As She Wakes Up Because That’s What “Normal” Couples Do

This is not normal. If me or my wife are struggling to sleep then we do not wake the other up. Depending on time, if I cannot get back to sleep then I just go downstairs and watch TV.

2026 Winter Olympics Tweets So Funny And Savage, They Should Win Gold (55 Posts)

It dint' go very well for her in the end!

Woman Keeps Waking Up BF As Soon As She Wakes Up Because That’s What “Normal” Couples Do

This is not normal. If me or my wife are struggling to sleep then we do not wake the other up. Depending on time, if I cannot get back to sleep then I just go downstairs and watch TV.

2026 Winter Olympics Tweets So Funny And Savage, They Should Win Gold (55 Posts)

It dint' go very well for her in the end!

Guy Buys Ski Pass Only For His Son, Girlfriend In Tears As She Can't Pay $1,100 For Hers

This is how divorce starts.

“Even Today We Get Scared”: 45 Infamous And Scary Unsolved Mysteries From Around The World

So many things wrong with this. I really hope this was a joke attempt.

Woman Keeps Waking Up BF As Soon As She Wakes Up Because That’s What “Normal” Couples Do

I would wake her up every single time I had trouble sleeping and insist she be up every single second I was awake without exception. If I wasn't sleeping she would not be either. I bet that would solve the situation quickly.

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sturmwesen • upvoted 13 items 1 day ago

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

In the city, I walked my dog on a 6ft leash. He had longer leashes for tracking. But out in the parks and other open spaces, I walked my dog on two 100ft canvas ropes attached to each other, for a length of 200ft. People, your dog isn't Lassie and won't know by osmosis how he's supposed to behave on a leash. YOU, as the owner, are responsible for teaching him. Don't complain if he takes off on a long leash or a retractable leash and hits the end of it. Don't complain if he wraps you up in his leash. Walking on a leash is something a dog should learn on a 6ft leash with some obedience training. Don't make it his fault you can't walk him on a longer leash.

50 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

You realize the fourth party you mean only just critizised that the cuts on social security are not hard enough? Is that what you mean by "care for the citizens? You do realize that this party is the only party whose taxation plans would mean even less net income for the average household? But come on, being racist comes with a prize, or what do you mean? They don't care s**t about the citizens.

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

50 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

"You Had One Job": 40 Times People Had The Exact Instructions Printed On The Thing They Ordered (New Pics)

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30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

We REALLY some sort of justification for these seemingly random things. Roll a wheelbarrow! Clean a birdcage! Pinecones!

"You Had One Job": 40 Times People Had The Exact Instructions Printed On The Thing They Ordered (New Pics)

Don't tell me you played Fat-Bottomed Girls as she walked in?

"You Had One Job": 40 Times People Had The Exact Instructions Printed On The Thing They Ordered (New Pics)

Great slogan.

“I Feel Extremely Dumb”: 20 Hilarious Stories Of Moments When People Seriously Messed Up

It is a strange name, it's not weird to misinterpret it if you've never heard it before.

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sturmwesen • commented on 4 posts 1 day ago

"You Had One Job": 40 Times People Had The Exact Instructions Printed On The Thing They Ordered (New Pics)

propably not done by Daryl/jk

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

how to make sure your salad as that little extra meat...I am still missing my fingertip

"You Had One Job": 40 Times People Had The Exact Instructions Printed On The Thing They Ordered (New Pics)

propably not done by Daryl/jk

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

how to make sure your salad as that little extra meat...I am still missing my fingertip

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

what I see often is dogs wrapping it around their legs or other dogs while playing. mine doesn't get to play on his retractable and it's 2cm wide and not a string.

10 Awkward Moments Athletes Probably Wish Didn’t Go Viral

nipples is ok... you need at least 2

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sturmwesen • upvoted 10 items 2 days ago

50 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

So what about the millions of immigrants that are capable of working?

50 Beautiful Examples Of Maximalism Done Right (New Pics)

Gorgeous, but they won't think so when they have to dust it. That's the only problem with maximalism - more places for dirt and dust to collect.

50 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

So what about the millions of immigrants that are capable of working?

50 Beautiful Examples Of Maximalism Done Right (New Pics)

Gorgeous, but they won't think so when they have to dust it. That's the only problem with maximalism - more places for dirt and dust to collect.

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

You guys have a trash can?

50 Beautiful Examples Of Maximalism Done Right (New Pics)

Looks are one thing. Being able to work in that space is another. There's no room to do anything. No thank you!

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

It's not his fault her was culled during the DC reset. Hes been in the Witcher, and four other movies set to drop in 26/27. He's also the star and executive producer for a Warhammer 40k cinematic universe.

50 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

Hamas =/= Palestinians. The people who live in those buildings did nothing they're just trying to live their lives.

50 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

Two wrongs are still two wrongs

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

Woosh…

Man Livid After GF Gets Prada Bag By Using His Savings, Leaves Him Without Cash For Rent

At least prostitutes are openly trading s*x for money.

Eric Dane’s Wife, Rebecca Gayheart, Withdrew Divorce Filing After His Diagnosis, Here’s Why

People are commenting on her being a gold digger. They need to do some research. He was living rent free in one of Johnny Depp's houses because he was using all his money for treatment. The man had nothing. I bet she called off the divorce because she didn't see the point in it. She would rather focus on his last days. geez people

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sturmwesen • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

I didn't want to have another thing, that I will only use once or twice while it takes up space😐

50 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

You see some people looking for bottles with deposits(25ct per plastic bottle), but it strongly depends where you live. they are 99,9% not looking for food (at least where I live). In my 150k town half of the people searching don't need to, some do or use it to have a little extra money. social security (which kicks in, if your pension is too low) is 563 Euro plus rent/heating a month. I think it's mostly an issue for people, that aren't knowledgable of the possible support or the ones slipping through. Mind you: I still think there are people, that depend on it, which should be solved, but it's not like a regular thing.It might be different in other parts...since poverty is generally different in different cities/regions

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

I didn't want to have another thing, that I will only use once or twice while it takes up space😐

50 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

last year, at 37, I was seriously tempted to buy that and a net.

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sturmwesen • submitted a new post 2 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What’s On Your Christmas Menu This Year? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Origin Story Of Your Nickname?

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Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Your Mug Of The Day?

sturmwesen • submitted 2 new posts 6 months ago

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Hey Pandas, Post Your Pictures Of Sunrise

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Hey Pandas, What Mishap Happened To You When You Had Too Little Sleep? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 7 months ago

Animals, Dogs

Hey Pandas, Share A Photo Of Your Dog Smiling

sturmwesen • submitted 2 new posts 9 months ago

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Hey Pandas, Choose Your Favorite (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Butterfly Pictures That You Took

sturmwesen • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Unusual Conversations Do You Have With Your Pets?

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Hey Pandas, What Are Your Traditions For Sick Days? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted 3 new posts 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Are You Cooking For Christmas This Year? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's Your "Travel Snack" Classic? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Was The Stupid Reason That Made You Realize You Are Not Suited For A Job? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted 3 new posts 3 years ago

Something That You Envy Other Pandas

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Hey Pandas, Post Your Plushie (Closed)

Spring Foto Compilation

sturmwesen • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Something Your Pet Is Afraid Of That Makes Absolutely No Sense? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted a list addition 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s One Tiny Habit That Makes You Weirdly Happy?

sturmwesen • submitted 3 list additions 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Job You’re 100% Sure You’d Be Terrible At?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Mug Of The Day?

Hey Pandas, If Aliens Came Tomorrow, What Human Invention Would You Show? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted 4 list additions 5 months ago

“What’s A Word Or Phrase That Makes You Lose Respect For Someone?”: 48 Brutally Honest Answers

"What Would You Warn Someone Before They Got Your Type Of Pet?": 46 Honest Tips From Our Community

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Good Weird Questions To Ask Someone To Get To Know Them Better? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is One Moment In Your Life That You Will Never Forget?

sturmwesen • submitted 2 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post Your Pictures Of Sunrise

Hey Pandas, What Mishap Happened To You When You Had Too Little Sleep? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted 5 list additions 7 months ago

These 40 Sneaky Pets Knew Exactly What They Were Doing, And It’s Equal Parts Genius And Evil

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Pasta Sauce Recipe?

Hey Pandas, Share A Photo Of Your Dog Smiling

People Share 40 Basic Things Everyone Should Know How To Do (But Apparently, Many Don’t)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Have Any Living Creature As A Pet, What Would It Be?

sturmwesen • submitted a list addition 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Totally True Story You’ve Told That No One Believed? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted 3 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, Choose Your Favorite (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Butterfly Pictures That You Took

“What’s One Hill That Others May Not Agree With But That You Will Die On?” (37 Answers)

sturmwesen • commented on 5 posts 8 minutes ago

2026 Winter Olympics Tweets So Funny And Savage, They Should Win Gold (55 Posts)

maybe they should

“Don't Be Dumb”: 57 Divorce Lawyers Share The Messiest Cases Of Their Careers

he didn't have a right to the dog, just to visits. K*****g a healthy dog should be illegal everywhere, but sadly isn't

Woman Keeps Waking Up BF As Soon As She Wakes Up Because That’s What “Normal” Couples Do

and here we are shuffeling around in the dark to prevent the other from waking. Sleep is sacred in our home. unless told to or there being an emergency don't wake me up

“Makes Me Cringe Unbearably Hard”: 73 Photos That Are Quite Difficult To Look At (New Pics)

which of them is trump?/s

“Don't Be Dumb”: 57 Divorce Lawyers Share The Messiest Cases Of Their Careers

stupid cünt

sturmwesen • commented on 4 posts 1 day ago

"You Had One Job": 40 Times People Had The Exact Instructions Printed On The Thing They Ordered (New Pics)

propably not done by Daryl/jk

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

how to make sure your salad as that little extra meat...I am still missing my fingertip

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

what I see often is dogs wrapping it around their legs or other dogs while playing. mine doesn't get to play on his retractable and it's 2cm wide and not a string.

10 Awkward Moments Athletes Probably Wish Didn’t Go Viral

nipples is ok... you need at least 2

sturmwesen • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

I didn't want to have another thing, that I will only use once or twice while it takes up space😐

50 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

last year, at 37, I was seriously tempted to buy that and a net.

sturmwesen • commented on 4 posts 3 days ago

Man Livid After GF Gets Prada Bag By Using His Savings, Leaves Him Without Cash For Rent

"real men buy their girlfriends bags?"blegh. as a purse aficionada I buy my own d**n bags. cause you know, I pretend being a grown up

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

and that right there is the reason no sane woman will touch him with rubber gloves and tongs

38 Photos From The Winter Olympics That Stood Out For The Most Interesting Reasons

I saw one in south Germany this week..a little early in the year

Teacher Known For Helping Under-Privileged Students Accused Of Horrific Crimes Against 89 Victims

sometime I wish hell was real

sturmwesen • commented on 4 posts 4 days ago

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

You really need the perfect jawline and cheekbones for such a cut. otherwise it wont be flattering

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

I am not a fan, but this has to be the worst picture of him

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

they didn't even use the "Goth" pic he doesn't want you to see

“His Dad Had To Carry Him Out”: Kid Wins Big In School Raffle, Refuses To Give Up Prize To Calm Sore Loser

The kid needs to learn impulse control and he wont, if a tantrum earns him what he wants. Look at the toddlers that run screaming around at the sweets at the cashier, if the parents bent to their will they will do it again and again.

sturmwesen • upvoted 7 items 2 hours ago

2026 Winter Olympics Tweets So Funny And Savage, They Should Win Gold (55 Posts)

It dint' go very well for her in the end!

Woman Keeps Waking Up BF As Soon As She Wakes Up Because That’s What “Normal” Couples Do

This is not normal. If me or my wife are struggling to sleep then we do not wake the other up. Depending on time, if I cannot get back to sleep then I just go downstairs and watch TV.

Guy Buys Ski Pass Only For His Son, Girlfriend In Tears As She Can't Pay $1,100 For Hers

This is how divorce starts.

Woman Keeps Waking Up BF As Soon As She Wakes Up Because That’s What “Normal” Couples Do

“Even Today We Get Scared”: 45 Infamous And Scary Unsolved Mysteries From Around The World

So many things wrong with this. I really hope this was a joke attempt.

50 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

sturmwesen • upvoted 13 items 1 day ago

40 Workplace Experiences That Made Employees Walk Away

I would have left anyway.

"You Had One Job": 40 Times People Had The Exact Instructions Printed On The Thing They Ordered (New Pics)

Don't tell me you played Fat-Bottomed Girls as she walked in?

"You Had One Job": 40 Times People Had The Exact Instructions Printed On The Thing They Ordered (New Pics)

Great slogan.

"You Had One Job": 40 Times People Had The Exact Instructions Printed On The Thing They Ordered (New Pics)

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=david+johansen&atb=v463-1&ia=images&iax=images

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

This is a weird mix of things that are obviously dangerous and things that only completely paranoid people consider dangerous 🤷‍♀️

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

why? this seems silly

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

Horse riding and motorcycles are banned in my household, too. Take them outside.

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

We REALLY some sort of justification for these seemingly random things. Roll a wheelbarrow! Clean a birdcage! Pinecones!

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

Who leaves a 3 year old alone with a meat grinder?

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

I'm on escalators maybe three times a year. Yes that combo gives me shivers, but avoiding escalators is way easier in my case.

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Feet on dash, not wearing my seatbelt, tanning beds

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those damn electric scooters

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Former EMT, I refuse to not have my dog secured in the car, for her safety and mine. She rides in a crash-tested crate.

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