She tasted like smoke, but was a non-smoker.

About The Great British Bake Off hosts:

When contestants do cry—out of frustration or disappointment, generally—Mel and Sue stand near them and use un-airable language so the embarrassing footage is tainted, and won't make it into the final edit.

I worked in a Starbucks as a student. One day, one of our regulars came in crying as she found out her boyfriend had been cheating on her.

Our shift supervisor took out a full chocolate cake, dropped it on the counter from a height of about 2cm and said "oh no, I dropped it. Can't sell it now."

Handed her the cake, a fork and a canister of whipped cream while I made her a free drink.

He then proceeded to tell people that we were out of cake for the day.

10 years on, still remember the smile she gave us :)

My high school English teacher was convinced this girl had plagiarized, but couldn't prove it. As a result she contacted a couple of the colleges this girl was applying to and told them she had plagiarized. Fast forward to two weeks. The teacher is giving us an assignment with a "sample paper" that had earned her an A when she was in college. A couple girls entered it into the reverse search and found out the teacher had plagiarized the paper in the first place. We went to the principal and she had to confess to all of the students (she cried and cried). It was one of the only times I've ever felt good about seeing someone cry.