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SammyLawrence27

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Hi 🤭
I'm Sammy, you can also call me Donnie, Blitz, or Caine I'm not picky
As you can probably tell I am your local zest fest
HE/HIM.
Trans man, omni and polyamorous!!
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i am a rather silly fellow

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SammyLawrence27 • upvoted 6 items 17 hours ago

This Page Shared 45 New Photos Of Cats Being Weird, Sweet, And Accidentally Hilarious

I don't think anyone would disagree that this is a smirk.

This Page Shared 45 New Photos Of Cats Being Weird, Sweet, And Accidentally Hilarious

This is actually a sign your cat has a headache. For real. Poor baby>

This Page Shared 45 New Photos Of Cats Being Weird, Sweet, And Accidentally Hilarious

This kitty wants to add the letter "W" to the front of ANKER to describe how irritated s/he is that s/he has not been offered those tasty treats.

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SammyLawrence27 • upvoted 16 items 1 day ago

“I Asked If He’s An Idiot”: 20 Infuriating Boyfriend And Husband Stories That Were Shared Online This April

What a f'in lazy undeserving t w a t! I hope you broke up with this human garbage.

“I Asked If He’s An Idiot”: 20 Infuriating Boyfriend And Husband Stories That Were Shared Online This April

This sounds like a parentified relationship. What if she was using a dish and had to go to the washroom? He should be replacing her dishes. It's like what parents do with kids to punish them. Couples shouldn't be treating each other like this.

“I Asked If He’s An Idiot”: 20 Infuriating Boyfriend And Husband Stories That Were Shared Online This April

What a f'in lazy undeserving t w a t! I hope you broke up with this human garbage.

“I Asked If He’s An Idiot”: 20 Infuriating Boyfriend And Husband Stories That Were Shared Online This April

don't gift animals! hot d**n! and don't even get me started on getting a high energy breed without making sure you know what you are doing.

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

Measure once, cut 56 times

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

Did you maybe have a tree growing through the room that you wanted to keep the shape of?

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

Modern Amber: specimen circa 21st century.

“I Asked If He’s An Idiot”: 20 Infuriating Boyfriend And Husband Stories That Were Shared Online This April

He’s more concerned about looking bad than your life?!? Boy, bye!

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

It’s not great but I don’t hate it

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

So you don’t like your mother-in-law then?

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

You can buy shower curtain rings at the dollar store for $1.50. The zip ties cost more and look uglier

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

Bet they're good at cake decorating!

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

I hope everyone involved had good insurance.

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

Good grief! He was that worried about cutting a hole in the door?

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

The weight of their own ignorance.

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

Those aren't friends, those are bullies in a friendly guise.

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

What about having a pet dog? Is petting a male dog "gay?" Would that make petting a female cat or dog b********y? This is a moronic take on bonding with a pet.

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SammyLawrence27 • upvoted 12 items 2 days ago

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

Do you really need him as a boyfriend?

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

He needs to relax, the dog already checked out his junk (via smell) and decided his leg wasn't worth h*****g the second the guy came into the house. Dogs don't really care what we look like under our fake fur.

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

Do you really need him as a boyfriend?

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

If that’s true, then colour me a fully paid up friend of Dorothy! 😀

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

Unless you take it on the night of a full moon during a leap year while changing pink, pink, pink into a mirror and clucking like a chicken.

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

a female ex-friend of mine called a mutual male acquaintance creepy and weird because he called his male cat sweetheart, and she was a huge virtue signaler for every cause you could think of, including homosexuality.

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

This man shouldn't be a father

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

I had a friend who would buy them for his girlfriend then wife loud and proud. He'd like show it off. Far as he was concerned it was the same as having deer antlers on your wall. It shows you landed one. And that you're good enough she stuck around.

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

Oh yeah - giving yourself a hernia or throwing out your back is totally alpha

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

...does he know the difference between burlesque and drag (not that you have to be gay to do drag!) or is he stupid

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

why the hell does he think of the DOG like that-

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

Red light. He might not physically a*****t you but might want you both to know he could if he wanted to. Knowing you could beat him up he loses that leverage.

51 Of The Most Ridiculous Ways Fragile Masculinity Manifested In Men

He doesn't deserve the privilege of being a father.

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SammyLawrence27 • upvoted 4 items 3 days ago

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I worked in a male dominated profession. I was at a field meeting where I was the only woman. The man who had requested the meeting refused to work with me and demanded that I bring my supervisor the next time. So I did but he didn’t like her either.

anon reply

A guy who suggested that cuddling with a male cat was “gay”.

jjetsam reply

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A guy who suggested that cuddling with a male cat was “gay”.

85 Times People Snapped Pics So Beautiful They Ended Up In "Accidental Renaissance" (New Pics)

I know this was 4 months ago, but still sorry for your loss. The following was from the original post at Reddit: Eyes bright, claws sharp, tail held high. Go keenly into the mist, old warrior. Valhalla waits for you.

75 Pics That Show Just How Strange The World Has Become (New Pics)

I can't reply to Severus S because it's been significantly down voted. Google lens says this is AI generated: This image and its accompanying story have been verified as false. Fact-checkers and official reports have confirmed that the image is AI-generated synthetic media. Let me make myself crystal clear. I do not and will never support anything ICE does. The current US administration is systematically trying to eradicate everything that doesn't conform to their definition of "great", including their own history. What is clear is the mass distribution of lies is the next epidemic. If we can't trust what we see or read then how do we protect ourselves from the impact.

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SammyLawrence27 • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

75 Pics That Show Just How Strange The World Has Become (New Pics)

Can someone get Severus S to shut the f*ck up?

75 Pics That Show Just How Strange The World Has Become (New Pics)

Fasc!st, I assume.

SammyLawrence27 • submitted a new post 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite TV Show / Video Game, And Why?

SammyLawrence27 • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Who Is That One Teacher You Hated In Your Student Life? (Closed)

SammyLawrence27 • submitted 4 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're From Your Country Without Telling Me You're From Your Country (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share A Cheating Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Story (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite TV Show / Video Game, And Why?

Hey Pandas, Tell Me A Situation Where You Stood Up To Someone Or For Someone (Closed)

SammyLawrence27 • submitted 4 list additions 5 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Nickname You Were Ever Given? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Go On A Rant About Something Stupid (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character Indirectly, And We’ll Guess Who It Is (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Would You Describe The Country You Live In Right Now? (Closed)

SammyLawrence27 • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

75 Pics That Show Just How Strange The World Has Become (New Pics)

Can someone get Severus S to shut the f*ck up?

75 Pics That Show Just How Strange The World Has Become (New Pics)

Fasc!st, I assume.

SammyLawrence27 • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

103 Bosses Share The Funniest And Weirdest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone

C0caine.

“340 Pound Foster Mother Sat On Him”: 79 Disturbing Posts That Prove The World Is A Really Scary Place

This is a Gen Alpha (also late gen z I suppose) meme, haha

SammyLawrence27 • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

Coffee bean, I would presume

SammyLawrence27 • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

“I Dreaded The Phone Call To My Manager”: 67 Stories Of People Who Had One Job… And Slept Through It

So descriptive! Really paints a picture.../s

SammyLawrence27 • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

45 Celebrities That Should Be Shunned And Forgotten

Yup, and she's married to a rap1st.

43 Times Teachers Watched Karma Catch Up With Their Worst Students

I get the point, and I guess it worked, but as one of the quiet kids who actually did their work, punishing everyone but the issue would have made me lose ALL respect for that teacher. Punishing everyone for a few kids is bad enough, but not making him do anything would have driven me up the wall

83 Absolutely Unhinged “New” Sentences That Have No Business Being This Funny

...I hate to be the one to break this, but I spend a lot of time on the Internet, so this is important. "Babyfur" is a term for what is, in its essentials, roleplaying or focusing on an infant anthropomorphic character. ...which also has VERY high percentages of ped0s. Which I honestly wouldn't be surprised by, coming from that freak

SammyLawrence27 • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

47 People Who Finally Met Their Karma And It Was Satisfying To Watch (New Pics)

"The Feminist Misogynist" with an AI generated profile picture having any sort of self-awareness is frankly surprising

"Absolute Units": 82 Times People Came Across Unbelievably Big Things And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

That isn't how those heels are worn! They're just like regular heels, the flat part is on the ground normally. They're just missing the stem. They look cool and SUCK to walk in from personal experience, so the wearer is almost definitely just resting. Paraphrasing a reply to make the info more obvious lol

SammyLawrence27 • commented on 3 posts 6 months ago

50 Times The Internet Got Way Too Funny This October

Some people just don't feel comfortable showing skin, but still want to wear shorts!

“Now She Can’t Walk At Graduation”: 29 Times Karma Instantly Caught Up With People

It's "d**n." oh NOOOO YOU GUYS IT'S A NON-OFFENSIVE CURSE WORD!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!!!/s

50 Times People Acted Like Jerks And Were Rightfully Exposed For Their Actions (New Pics)

TBF, while both aren't great, I wouldn't say e-cigarettes are equally as bad as junk food...

SammyLawrence27 • commented on 4 posts 7 months ago

“He Lost His Leg”: 44 Instant Karma Moments Where People Got Exactly What They Deserved

Resource officers are basically school cops, so for emergencies, yes certain adults and security personnel do have cuffs.

30 Hilarious Examples Of Instagram Vs. Reality That Show The Truth Behind Photos (New Pics)

These are usually ripped from Reddit, so unless you go to the original source, who knows. This might be the last one, though, if the ripping is done by a person.

Someone Asks "What's A Profession That Deserves Every Bit Of Its Hatred?” And 43 People Don’t Hold Back

What are they gonna do, say no? 😇

43 Of The Worst Family Secrets That Have Ever Come Tumbling Out Of The Closet

The censorship is only getting worse, huh?

SammyLawrence27 • commented on a post 8 months ago

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

Love him or hate him, Eminem is a phenomenal father.

SammyLawrence27 • commented on a post 9 months ago

40 Stories Of Partners Doing Something So Terrible, They Got Dumped Instantly

Bl0wj0b

SammyLawrence27 • upvoted 20 items 18 hours ago

“I Asked If He’s An Idiot”: 20 Infuriating Boyfriend And Husband Stories That Were Shared Online This April

He’s more concerned about looking bad than your life?!? Boy, bye!

“I Asked If He’s An Idiot”: 20 Infuriating Boyfriend And Husband Stories That Were Shared Online This April

don't gift animals! hot d**n! and don't even get me started on getting a high energy breed without making sure you know what you are doing.

“I Asked If He’s An Idiot”: 20 Infuriating Boyfriend And Husband Stories That Were Shared Online This April

What a f'in lazy undeserving t w a t! I hope you broke up with this human garbage.

“I Asked If He’s An Idiot”: 20 Infuriating Boyfriend And Husband Stories That Were Shared Online This April

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

She f*cks it up willingly, she gets to live with the consequences.

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

Oddly enough, I don't really mind that one

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

Measure once, cut 56 times

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

It’s not great but I don’t hate it

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

Did you maybe have a tree growing through the room that you wanted to keep the shape of?

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

Good grief! He was that worried about cutting a hole in the door?

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

So you don’t like your mother-in-law then?

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

Bet they're good at cake decorating!

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

I don't get the TV above the fireplace. Doesn't the heat damage the TV? Somebody please splain.

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

You can buy shower curtain rings at the dollar store for $1.50. The zip ties cost more and look uglier

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

Modern Amber: specimen circa 21st century.

Concrete Overflowed Out Of The Toilet

58 Photos Of The Dumbest Home Improvement Fails That Are Painful To Look At

I hope everyone involved had good insurance.

This Page Shared 45 New Photos Of Cats Being Weird, Sweet, And Accidentally Hilarious

This kitty wants to add the letter "W" to the front of ANKER to describe how irritated s/he is that s/he has not been offered those tasty treats.

This Page Shared 45 New Photos Of Cats Being Weird, Sweet, And Accidentally Hilarious

I don't think anyone would disagree that this is a smirk.

This Page Shared 45 New Photos Of Cats Being Weird, Sweet, And Accidentally Hilarious

This is actually a sign your cat has a headache. For real. Poor baby>

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