Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Nickname You Were Ever Given? (Closed)
Tell us the weirdest nicknames that you've ever had! The weirder the better!
Chicken Bone- My boyfriend showed his online gaming buddies a picture of me, and they proceeded to roast me into oblivion. (I'm cool with the boys, so it was all light-hearted jokes.) My favorite roast by far was when one of them told me I had chicken legs and I looked like I had nothing but skin and bone. (I'm extremely skinny lol) So now every time I'm with my boyfriend and we talk to the boys, they all scream "AAAYYEE IT'S CHICKEN BONE!!!"
I'll start- mine is "Arrogant Acrylic Nail"
...My name is Ning Ding and my friends call me doorbell...
Saltine. When I was introducing myself to the new student teacher for choir, I made a John Mulaney joke apologizing for “looking like I lived in a dark room for 60 years where I listened to the radio and only ate saltines.” I’ve been called Saltine by this man ever since. It’s probably my favorite nickname though.
Bread or Bread Vendor
A close second would be Pebble
Mine would have to be "Twinkle Toes" because when practicing for a play I did a little spin while walking on stage and nobody ever let me live it down
my family calls me "beans" and my friends call me "air-conditioner" or "A.C. unit"
It's a little weird but my initials are MD which also stands for Medical Doctor and when I played soccer in like 4th grade my coach would call me doctor.
Also my friend calls me Mayonnaise which I find a bit disturbing.
My mom used to call me "poopie" and "TH"... short for Tiny Hiney
well its not all that weird since my dad gave it to me but its "Pebbles" idk why he gave me that nickname if he gave my sis "spaz" cuz she used to be freakin out so i dunno what pebble ment and i'll never get to ask him why is it pebble
Taquitos. Theres a behind story.
eedub. (buddy backwards)
“Acorn Eater”, because...well, it’s pretty obvious. i ate some acorns on a dare, and my friend found out (and thought it was hilarious). i don’t mind though, it’s a term of endearment
Angry Goose! for backstory according to my family when I run I look like an angry goose.
Mine is SquidBob Fancyson, my dad calls me that because i used to be obsessed over spongebob.
Hot potato. When I tried playing basketball for the first time, I was told that one of the rules was that you could only have the ball in your hands for 5 seconds or something. This led to me getting the ball out of my hands as fast as physically possible every time someone passed to me.
Miss Dragon Lady...
Nobody was allowed to set their drinks or food on my tool box at work. If I came to work and found crumbs or bottle rings on my tool box the entire shop hid from my wrath...
Butters - only a few call me, only because at rugby training I had a nightmare session and was dropping everything ("butterfingers", is used in the UK for someone who cant catch)
I half made up mine: Speedy Muffin. The origins: on the first day of school, I brought an English muffin to eat. Then, later, I was playing basketball and did something really fast. The result: The birth of Speedy Muffin!
I've finally gotten my mother out of the habit of calling me "George", which is nowhere near the name she gave me. The full version, which I earned in preschool for reasons unknown, is "Georgie Porgie Puddin' Butt."
I also had a friend in high school I only knew as "Jonesy" for the longest time. I found out later it was short for "Davy Jones", and only then did I learn his real name was David B.
Bubbles from powerpuff girls. I have Bright Purple hair so yeah.......
"Innocently Savage" I- its true though
Years ago: Pooka
Now (earned at my last job, neuropathy and those lovely muscle twitches had first started): Twitch.
I'm rather fond of Twitch though.
in 5th grade i was called Boneless Pancake for 3 reasons: 1- im flat (; - ;) 2- im pansexual 3- cos whenever we did Kahoots my username was boneless____
In 4th grade my friends called me vampire. Bc I am pale and I used to where red earrings...oof
One is 'Jen-Jen' the other is............... um......................its very, ah, creative................................................... Not-paying-attention-bookworm no literally im not kidding
some of my friends in choir class have started calling me "innocent peanut," or simply just "peanut". quite annoying simply because it annoys me when people call me innocnt
"care bear" this was given to me by a bunch of little guys...I mentioned it to them and they had no clue what I was talking about (very surprised) they started calling me "the one who knows what the heck a care bear is" and it shortened over time
Lizzie - boring
Lizzie Borden - interesting
Lizarina Czarina, former Ballerina - a mouthful
GF (short for girlfriend) - fun
Jeff (if you say GF fast enough) - more fun
Bunny - I was a bun mama
Snow White - shh, don't tell anyone, but I AM the real Snow White, ask any animal
My dad calls me tuna. Bc instead of having a memory of a goldfish I apparently have the memory of a tuna bc my memory ain’t as bad as a goldfish but still bad.
Tinkerbell. This was given to me by a friend cause he's a lot taller than me so I seem extra short to him. Also, I tend to have a short temper, and I get jealous easily. All I need is blonde hair and a little green dress and I'm good!
Lil Piggie (I love pigs so it makes sense)
Snake sniffer cause I always catch wild snakes 0-0 me goes to a fam event everyone hey snake sniffer! Me 0-0 fake laughs at the nickname lol-
I once had the nickname Little Miss Hypothermia because I was always cold when everyone else thought it was comfortable
my name is romeo but the worst "nickname i have gottan is either romery or rollercoaster. or maybe little fart or little monkey? idk decide in the comments
One of my best friends call me heatherspecialtypeofcheddarcheesencghee because I used to be vegan
“Fort.” The genesis of which being that—ok now bear with me if you will—I was born on a college football Saturday in the fall when Notre Dame (my grandfather’s & father’s alma mater) was losing to Stanford; Lou Holtz was the head coach of the Fighting Irish at that time (1990). So, while my mother was screaming, giving birth, my father and the doctor were screaming, watching ND try to pull of a victory. At some point the joke was made that if Lou Holtz and the Irish managed to upset Stanford, I was to be named, “Louis,” in honor of Lou Holtz.
Notre Dame lost, as did the petition to name me “Lou.” Fast forward 22 years to college, where friends hearing the story for the first time and finding it amusing briefly called me, “Lou,” then “Louis,” then “Lewis,” (spelling is important for this next leap), which turned into, “Fort Lewis,” because who the h*ll knows...and eventually: “Fort.”
Little miss poppyseed,
Twin Towers. A year after 9/11, as an 11 year old with a large chest, they would even duck.
dont laugh- but i have several.
Bubble butt- i aparently have had a big ass since i was little-
Koko- short for koko butter
Koko butter- i liked coco butter loshion
Koda- short for dakota
Micfrys- my last name is mcdonald- and i like frys
Thicc Sticc- i guess im thick- got this from ALL my friends
cutey booty- my mom is weird-
short stuffs- im very short for my age
Uraraka- i look like her when my hair gets cut short
weeb- i love shows: espesilly anime
lazy ass- im lazy
Kitashi- people call me this cause i like the name
Kitty- i love cats-
finally, simp- i will literally die for anime bois-
(no judge pls -v-)
the child - a boy in my class started calling me his daughter. ngl he was a bad mother.
My name is Elizabeth and I am a dialysis nurse. I have a patient that insists on calling me a Elizabethany. Not sure why. But it stuck.
In my circle of friends, there were several named "Ed." So they became known as Special Ed, Elementary Ed, Driver's Ed, and Large Skipping Ed (Or LSE for short).
Unicorn- Super close friends of ours had a baby girl, and her two older brothers loved to tease us (it was all fun and games though, and we knew they were all joking.) Their baby sister started giving us nicknames, I was unicorn, my sibling Water Chicken, and my parents Grandma and Grandpa Pig (from Peppa Pig. She loves that show.)
Albino Daughter of an African Warlord. My friend called me this for almost an entire year.
My name is Addie and my friends used to call me Addidition
chicken balls. my friends used to call me chicken balls. Really pissed me off, tbh
Face.I have a twin so instead of calling us by our names I get called Face
"Quirk" Just cause I was wearing a Todoroki hoodie.
I walked very fast and was always the first one on the school bus. People who saw me speedwalking thought I slowed down time to walk fast. Not that I hated that nickname :D
A friend calls me Lipstick because my actual name, when mispronounced, sounds like the word 'lipstick' in her mother tongue
Trout sniffer.... don’t ask
I am a gymnast and when I was younger my dad called me the flying flatulence
Maia + giraffe = miraffe
I’m 12 and 5’ 7’’
(I'm and Tomboy Girl Teen)
Me and my guy friends were hanging out at our nearby park after school. We were discussing how one of them was gonna come out to his mum. Don't ask why but we had all saved out carrots for after school because we had loads, we were eating them and a phone rings, we all look at each other and the back at the phone it was his mum and I yell code Carrots for some reason and his mum goes, what? And the Conversation goes like this.
What time you gonna be home '
'5.30? I'm having dinner with my mate'
'ok text me when your on your way homr'
We all nod at him and he adds
'um OK mum, oh and I have something I want to tell you'
'I have a boyfriend so I'm gay. Love me still?'
'of course ! As long as your both happy I love you'
He looks at his boyfriend who was sat next to him and smiles and hug. Me and my boyfriend hug and we all ordered pizza at my house
So I'm Code Carrots and all together we're the
Straight Up Gay Gang because I'm straight and them to are gay!
Sorry this one's long but I like the story
My dad is really weird and when I was little (and still a lot now) he calls me “Fruitcake” and “Buckwheat” and I have not the littlest idea why :/
" Monkey BooBoo Caca Head " means nothing really just something my dad would call me and one of my best friends would call me that in front of everyone at school
My friend from summer camp would call me "Hyper"
I was just excited we were at the pool
Clifford. by my biology teacher. because "you're suspenseful like a cliffhanger " I liked it.
*jiggly* simply because a kid kept mispronouncing my name after me repeating it like five times i just gave up. (my names jubilee)
In college my friend named me Tweety Bird cause I was always happy and talking.
Deep Fried Narwhal. My friend gave this to me for calling him string bean noodlearms
Strawberry. By best friend calls me this because my hair is dyed red. He has black hair so I call him BlackBerry. I also call him Baka a lot.
Well one of my friends calls me "Sussy gamer" and another calls me "Zanary" (I'm not sure of the spelling lol) these aren't really random but XDD
Hubby is named Webster bc he can’t spell anything! Son is Fric. Mine is Sam or Sambizini bc my mom’s name is the same as mine and hubby didn’t want to always call his mom in law.
Carpet Stain. It was because my friends didn't know what to call me because I have so many regular sounding nicknames, so I told them "I don't care what you call me. You could call me carpet stain for all I care, and I'd still probably respond to it." and it stuck.
Let's start with the "prelude" (hahah). My persona's name is Hami, which is a simplification of my name without changing the original lexicon root in Arabic. But my sis told me that it is a feminine name, so long story short I told this to a group chat.
Then suddenly a random person suggests the name "wings of the village". Doesn't make much sense, but sounds cool. I changed it to Japanese as far as I can, and I use Tsubasa no Mura as my second persona name.
In high school my brother tried to make “Big Al” my nickname. I was a petite female named Alex... thankful it didn’t stick! He meant well.
Breadgar, my name is Edgar and I make bread for a living.
My least favorite nickname, when I was a child, was Bushboogie, because I had long, curly blond hair that blew wildly in the wind.
Mine is Carroti. Don’t ask me where that came from, I really don’t know. Also, Poisson, which means fish on French, and I also don’t really remember the cause for that one 🤔 Yes, I have weird friends.
i have a few: #1 Mad Mad #2 chick #3 delecate flower #4 chickpea #5 thin air #6 Dufas #7 Ding dong #8 Ding Bat #9 pokia and more
When I was little my cousins called me Doodlebug because I would draw in the dirt with a stick.
When I was in grade school the kids called me Miss Encyclopedia (I owned several), because no matter the subject, I knew something about it.
My husband’s best friend has been one of my closest friends for many, many years. At some point, way back in the day, he started calling me Poopsicle. Eventually it was shortened to Poops. I honestly can’t remember the last time he actually called me by my name 😆
I once had the nickname "Hurricane" because of how quickly I could loose temper
So my friend named us after animals but couldn't decide on one for me: Majestickoalabearflapflaprapterducky, good luck saying it.
rhubarb lol. My friends thought I needed a nickname because I dont like being called Roob.
I’m not sure if this is a nick name but at some point my friends called me Aaron? My name is Dylan not Aaron. It was weird
Sallie Slap Cabbage. My Grandad used to call my Mum this when she was little and my Mum used to call me it. My middle name is actually Sallie. I think Sally Slap Cabbage was an old entertainer. I was once chatting with my friend Gary about nicknames and his Mum was also called Sally Slap Cabbage! Small world. My son like it so much when he was little we gave him his own version, Connor Slap Carrot.
mine was ther-bear I didn't really like it but now my brother is using it now every time he sees me or calls me.
My nickname J. B. to hide, of course, my name Jay Bee.
Furnace - because I apparently emit heat when I sleep.
Crazy Priest Lady - Because my name is Kira. The person who called me this explained it as thus: Kira = Kira Nerys, Kira Nerys = Bajorian, Bajorian = Kai Winn, Kai Winn = crazy priest lady, so crazy priest lady = Kira.
My mom would call me silly guacamole butt for no apparent reason and my sister calls me HayHay (was fine with it till moana came out)
Furby, awarded by my best friend Timmy No-legs (that's the nickname I gave her)
A boy a year ahead of me tried to taunt me by calling me "Blivia the Little Scientist". I was only annoyed that he mangled my given name; the rest was just silly.
bye my mom and dad they called my ''bae'' (dont say my dad is being sexual pls)and i gave myself ''jayy'' and ''skinnybenney''lol
GUCCCIIIII after that stupid video where the guy is chasing around his dog yelling “Well I’ll be goddamned GUCCCCIIIII GET YO A** HOME”
fart fairy. it was in Chinese, but I feel like it should be here
Lucifer Powder...yeah...if you get it you get it if you don't then...you just don't...
“Kaykaymomaymay”- my sister. Not really a nickname but something my dad says to me ALOT “god, your funny” my dad and I joke a lot
I was called Sunshine by a guy when I was in vocational school. It was (most likely) because I wore my hair long, (I'm a man), and it was sown to the middle of my back - this was the early 1980's, so he thought I was a child left over from a commune or something. I wasn't.
my family started calling me bonesarella then bones for short when I was 7
Jellybean...no story behind at all
Smia Pia TIttymouse! Thanks to my mother and my youngest brother.
"Ergie"... short for ergonomic. He wasn't very bright.
Probably Oge or "Odd"
My name is Cate
One person called me cat for some reason sometimes
and my nickname is Cate de Great
Feedie....no idea how or why...but it's Feedie.
When I was little my sister wanted to call me Pooky after the bear from Garfield and now my family calls me Pook.
Dessert. Inside joke
My ex mother-in-law called my daughter Poopy Loop
Koota Bug - my mom
Bagesa- my oldest daughter couldn't pronounce my name Jalesa
New Booty - I was the new girl at IHOP
I am a gymnast and when I was younger my dad called me the flying flatulence.
Crashmobile and Twinkle Toes because throughout adolescence I went through an extremely klutzy period while my skinny little body took on some curves. Now it’s MRK (pronounced merk) and by my mother and sister, mrkie.
My older brother used to call me parapoo.
Egg. Just Egg.
My last name is Diamond, and I had a red car in college. My friends said it was my "pornstar name."
Demon Bagel and Pancake. I have no idea where demon bagel came from.
Yaswim. This was due to my teacher mispronouncing my name (Yaswim is absolutely unrelated to my real name) and then calling me that for the rest of the year
I was givem zomr bc its what my old name looks like when you look at it saideways
Honky und Tonky
I gave my friend a nickname because I have a knack for them. It’s Princess Baby Hedgehog. He wears it with pride. 😂👸👶🦔
Bunny. Backstory- when I was little my granny called me sonny bc I had a sunshiny personality. My BFF at the time loved the name game, and called me sonny-bo-bunny-fo-funny. The friend got called Nate-o-Potato.
Skin and bones. I a really skinny, but it hurt tho👉👈
Princess Pickletoes :l
I've had a few weird ones over the years these include
One morning my dad decided for the next weeks weeks my name would be: Noodlewonk. Why you ask? I have no idea, and neither does he. 🤣
“Bowing Ball.” This doofus is used to work with called me Bowling Ball with a big grin on his face for weeks before he would tell me why. Finally I just said, “Mike! Goddammit, why do you keep calling me that?” He said, “Well, if your boss is the kingpin, then you must be the bowling ball.” He thought it was the height of wit.
I was a defensive lineman on the football team.
Salt- this is very strange but it’s because my friends are strange salt after pepper for pepper Potts because we have the same last name and apparently I’m very salty lol
Potthead- referring to the drug because I’m “a crackhead but different” also my last name is Potts.
I was called Sweetpea and daughters were referred to as the peapods
I’m called “Goose” because I loved a book about geese when I was very young. Also, Gracie-goose sounds pretty nice.
My first boyfriend back in high school called me “Schooner”. ... like the big ship.
I have gotten 2 particularly weird ones.
Fluffy, due to my hair from a music teacher at school, and Spaghetti due to my height and my ability to gain no weight no matter what I eat.
My sister calls me Mersikens. I have no clue why. She has been calling me that for thirty years. I haven’t ever asked either, because I would feel awkward asking!
Goose and goosebump. My mom has always called me this. It’s like a family tradition. Me and my cousin are called geese. No idea why. I actually kinda like it.
My nickname is chum bucket, my friend were coming up with nicknames that were a mix of the names of 2 fruits, I was cherry and plum, or chum, I put a bucket on my head and have been called chum bucket ever since.
Quick tongue- while i was playing an online game with some friends this dude came up and killed me then proceeded to call us names. I had enough and called him a sack of poorly packaged horse sh*t (which i got from hazbin hotel).
my mom called me Gouvernante (governess). I am the oldest of 4 siblings and have to take care of them once in a while ... well I was a very strict big sister...
Chicken butt (by my mom)
Boo, which I never let anyone but this old friend of mine call me. And this was way before Monsters Inc existed :D Dunno why he called me that but I didn’t mind. Also had a friend of a friend call me Two-Tone (again nfi why) because I had black hair with a blonde fringe at the time. Weird
Juliet, in high school orchestra, because they thought my music stand partner and I were cute together, "like Romeo and Juliet". They didn't call him Romeo though
Eggs. Straight up E G G S
My dad calls me Emmadilemma. Cheers, Farter!
We call our 37 yr old Daughter Weiner because when I was pregnant the Oscar Meyer Weiner commercial played a lot and my husband would pay my tummy and say, “How’s the Weiner doing?” And it stuck.
Corfu- Because I share a name with a Greek island and so my swimming instructor thought it would be funny to call me that.
I'd have to go with Quacky Soybean.
Crazy D***s .. and it has lasted nearly 20 years!
Pinky (pinky and the brain)
My ex boyfriend used to affectionately refer to me as Bitch Dragon, lol.
Satchelass. That was my dad when I was a baby. Jonsy, I never figured out why that one was chosen but one of my friends calls me that. I have a lot of nicknames now that I think about it but unless I want all y'all to know my first name I can't get into all the weird variations I've gotten. One of the managers at my site calls me Deputy Dogette off a very old cartoon. I also have to friends who added JR to my name despite the fact that I'm a female and don't have a shared name with anyone in my family, they still call me fist/last/JR and I don't know why besides the fact it makes them giggle, a lot.
my family calls me 'Jelly' and my sister 'Jam'. something that a great aunt came up with, I think it's bc we are twins or something. but I only let my family and close friends call me Jelly.
My friends call me Big Boss...But I'm definitely a friendly person and I rarely have conflicts with others.
I've been called like this since the first semester.
By the way,I'm a girl...That makes all of these weirder...
DJ. My name is Duane. But people just call me by my nickname. It's like a permenant nickname for me.
Poop dog, poop doop, bean bean, sad blanket, poop stain, whole grain, and a lot more. :(
My older brother calls me short stuff cuz im just a bit too short for my age
My friend Lynn (whom I've known for over 35 years!) calls me Twat. lol. Not sure where that came from, tbh. LOL
NATO bombed us in 1999. After war kids called me NATO packt. My nickname is Nata, I was 4 then.
A friend of mine learned that I was allergic to watermelon (not seriously allergic) and would offer me watermelon at lunch and either call me Watermelon Lady or my full name.
Ponila-- I Got A Birthday Cake At Baskin Robbins For My 9th Birthday, And They Misspelled My Name As "Ponila". Ah Yes, That Was So Funny. (Sorry For The Bad Capitals). That's The Short Story.
Satan's Prophet, I was goth in high school. It made a fun halloween costume though.