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The majority of conversations that people have are probably pretty mundane. We chat about the weather, what our plans for the weekend are, what albums we’ve been listening to recently, and what we plan on making for dinner. But every now and then, you’ll hear something so wild that it immediately stops you in your tracks. Those are the moments that this article is dedicated to. 

We took a trip to the Brand New Sentence subreddit and gathered some of their most amusing posts below. From quotes that will make you burst into laughter to posts that might simply perplex you, we hope you enjoy scrolling through this strange list. And be sure to upvote the sentences that you can’t believe actually humans wrote!

#1

Popea Johns

A funny internet post showing a Papa Johns restaurant with black smoke, captioned with unpredictable sentences.

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Michael Largey
Community Member
54 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, Papa John is just doing another one of his cross burnings in the back parking lot.

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    #2

    Rattle A Tampon Out Of A Nun

    A bumpy, unpaved road with trees on either side, illustrating Funny and Unpredictable Sentences about road taxes.

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    #3

    Turned Around To Return The Child Safely, Cussed The Parents Out For Leaving The Baby Alone, Then Hopped Back In The Car

    Funny and Unpredictable Sentences: A split image of a man returning a baby, then driving off after scolding the parents.

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    CallMeKat13
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you leave a BABY alone in a CAR??? Why?!

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    In this day and age, it’s easy to feel like you’ve seen it all. Thanks to the 24-hour news cycle and having access to unlimited information online, almost nothing can shock us anymore. But if someone is creative enough, they might still be able to get a reaction out of you. And when you finally get to experience that feeling of surprise, it will probably be extremely refreshing.

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    According to Greater Good Magazine, humans actually need some surprises in their lives. Experiencing them activates the dopamine system in our brains, allowing us to focus our attention and inspiring us to see the situation from a new perspective.

    #4

    Romanian Court Rejects Man's Claim That He's Alive

    Screenshot of a news report about a Romanian court rejecting a man's claim that he is alive, an unpredictable sentence.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    38 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Romania does have a bit of history of residents who were not alive - but not d**d either. I'm betting that this guy doesn't drink .. wine.

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    #5

    “Great So Now We’re Optimising Llm Costs By Inventing Employees Again”

    A funny, unpredictable sentence: a tweet discussing tech innovation, LLM costs, and hiring junior developers.

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    Optimus Octopus
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious because Pete Hegseth says we’re supposed to use AI for everything now.

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    #6

    "You Don't Know The Struggle Until You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Everyone In Your House Is Deaf"

    A social media post with a funny and unpredictable sentence about running out of toilet paper with deaf parents.

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    43Duckies
    Community Member
    27 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think at that point you just live on the toilet until the next time someone needs to use it; maybe if you're lucky they'll miss you in the meantime and send out a search party.

    In their book Surprise: Embrace the Unpredictable and Engineer the Unexpected, Tania Luna and Leeann Renninger break down the four stages of our surprise response. These include freeze, find, shift, and share.

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    First, we stop in our tracks when we see a surprise; then, we try to understand what’s going on. Next, we begin to shift our perspective, and finally, we feel pulled to share the surprise with others. 

    #7

    You Gotta Log Into Your Other Kidney And Click The "Log Out On All Other Devices" Button

    A funny and unpredictable tweet about a kidney recipient's new kidney operating on the donor's schedule.

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    UnclePanda
    Community Member
    Premium
    18 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be sure to change your password, too.

    #8

    Unsubscribe From Economy And Become A Decorative Gargoyle

    Funny and unpredictable sentences: A tweet from Ridhima saying doctors tell her to avoid stress, like she can become a gargoyle.

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    Mike Crow
    Community Member
    7 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather be a grotesque as gargoyles need to spit water all day after it rains.

    #9

    Oil Doesn't Work When The Strait Of Hormuz Isn't Hormuz'ing

    Screenshot of a funny and unpredictable sentence about renewable energy failing, then comparing it to oil failing.

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    If you’re wondering how to invite more surprise and wonder into your life, Luna and Renninger have some tips. First, you have to “reframe vulnerability as openness and take deliberate steps to be more vulnerable.” 

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    While many people tend to stay closed off and avoid vulnerability, that makes it impossible to ever be caught off guard and surprised. But once you learn how to view that openness in a positive light, you’ll be able to experience all of the joy that can come along with wonderful surprises. 

    #10

    Friends Or Bra? What Will You Choose

    A funny tweet pondering how the Little Mermaid decides her friends, an unpredictable sentence.

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    Peter Bear
    Community Member
    43 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big.

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    #11

    My Boyfriend (Urn) Is Finally Meeting My Mom (Box)

    Social media post showing an urn and a box, captioned with a funny and unpredictable sentence about meeting parents.

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    #12

    Pope Leo Asks Priests To Stop Using Artificial Intelligence To Write Sermons

    A split image showing Pope Leo and the ChatGPT logo. This image contains funny and unpredictable sentences.

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    Another way to make sure you’re being surprised more often is by participating in activities where you have no idea what the outcome will be. Don’t be scared to take risks. Ask your boss for that raise, ask out the neighbor you’ve been crushing on for months, and don’t be scared to enter that competition. You really never know what could happen. And while surprises won’t always be good, it’s worth it to take those risks. It’s a lot better than being bored!

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    #13

    I’m Tired Of Picking Up My 3year-Old Uncle From Daycare

    Screenshot of a woman and a funny and unpredictable sentence about picking up her 3-year-old uncle from daycare.

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    Chrystina Sumpter
    Community Member
    41 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad had an aunt that was @ 15 years younger than him. It was weird.

    #14

    Global-Scale Fully Weaponized Autistic Pedantry

    A funny sentence from Vivian on Twitter about Wikipedia being more reliable than textbooks due to autistic pedantry.

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    Chrystina Sumpter
    Community Member
    37 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because Wikipedia actually requires “facts” be cited to sources.

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    #15

    Slur For Theatre People

    A tweet from John Wascavage, an unpredictable sentence about theatre people and student debt.

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    KatWitch57
    Community Member
    44 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And anyone who doesn't, is incapable of feeling empathy.

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    If you’re having a hard time finding the courage to start branching out and taking big risks, Luna and Renninger recommend making a “struggle sandwich.” This is when you sprinkle small risks that are more likely to have a positive outcome in between the bigger, scarier risks. This way, you’ll experience little confidence boosts more frequently, and the surprises that don’t pan out won’t feel as devastating. Over time, you’ll build resilience, and you’ll start to feel less afraid of taking huge risks. 

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    #16

    Rat Software On Bird Hardware

    A kiwi bird is shown, with a caption saying rat software on bird hardware, an unpredictable sentence.

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    #17

    Ur The Gay Factory

    A text post about homophobic parents, an unpredictable sentence that caught the internet off guard.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

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    Gay is a hobby. Like car mechanic.

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    #18

    Attempting To "Baptize" An Alligator In A Waffle House Using A Pitcher Of Iced Tea

    Mugshot of a Florida man arrested for attempting to baptize an alligator with iced tea, a funny and unpredictable sentence.

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    Most of us lost a lot of our childlike curiosity and wonder after we became adults, but we urge you to channel that part of you once again, pandas. Walk down that street near your home that you’ve never passed through before. Ask your colleagues questions about their hobbies that you know nothing about. Pick up a book that you would have never thought to read before. Surprises aren’t always going to find us; sometimes we have to seek them out. 

    #19

    Please Tell Your Father The Refrigerator Is Not A Casino

    A screenshot of a family group chat about a dad playing roulette on a smart fridge, a funny unpredictable sentence.

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    43Duckies
    Community Member
    16 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, "dad", it's your kitchen too, but the money you are compulsively losing is also her money too.

    #20

    The Japanese Are Years Ahead Of Us In Ice Cream Sandwich Technology

    Screenshot of a funny and unpredictable sentence about a Tokyo Dome ice cream sandwich, with a picture of it bitten.

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    #21

    I Present To You Indian And Japanese Jesus

    Compilation of funny, unpredictable sentences and images, including diverse depictions of Jesus in art.

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    In a similar vein, another way to experience more surprise in your life is by mixing up your routine. Try a new restaurant, take a new route to work, and try a new hobby that you’ve never done before. Life becomes boring and starts passing extremely quickly when we know exactly what to expect and are exposed to the same people and places every day. But once you start to spice things up, you’ll begin craving that feeling of newness and surprise!

    #22

    “Tiktokers Are Speedrunning Scientology Buildings In Los Angeles”

    A split image depicting people speedrunning through a Scientology building and the exterior of a Scientology building. Funny, unpredictable sentences.

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    #23

    Used His Girlfriend As A Step And Tunnelled Into A Lion Enclosure

    A funny image of a badger squeezing through a tight crevice in a stone wall, showcasing unpredictable sentences.

    A honey badger named Stoffel piled rocks, used his girlfriend as a step, and tunneled into the lion enclosure-just to pick fights

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    #24

    Scotland's First Baby Capybara In 20 Years Somehow Looks Scottish

    Scotland's first baby capybara in 18 years, looking characteristically Scottish, a truly unpredictable animal moment.

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    Are you enjoying this list of sentences that were more than likely brand new, pandas? Keep upvoting the ones that surprise you the most, and let us know in the comments below if you’ve said anything recently that you think deserves a spot in this article. Then, if you’d like to continue checking out posts from the Brand New Sentence subreddit, look no further than right here!

    #25

    Straight Men Would Do Everything Gay Men Do If Straight Men Could But Straight Men Can't Because Women Won't

    Tweet by Dan Savage about straight and gay relationships, containing a funny and unpredictable sentence.

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    #26

    It Is Very Rare To Catch Wild Buses Drinking Water

    A funny, unpredictable sentence about wild buses appearing to drink water in a flooded parking lot.

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    Wagner
    Community Member
    28 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SShhh. Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting busses!

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    #27

    Beef Wellington Is Just A Corn Dog From A Different Socioeconomic Background

    A funny image comparing Beef Wellington to a corn dog, an unpredictable sentence about socioeconomic backgrounds.

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    Wagner
    Community Member
    59 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather have the corn dog.

    #28

    "Politician Who Said He Had Dwarfism, Resigns After Passport Leak Shows He's Actually A Child"

    A young boy in traditional clothing sits, with an inset image of him speaking into a microphone, depicting funny and unpredictable sentences.

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    43Duckies
    Community Member
    25 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was his plan for when he got older?

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    #29

    Boarding This Morning’s Flight With My Emotional Support Trout

    A person holds a clear container with a live trout, illustrating funny and unpredictable sentences.

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    #30

    Chicken Bird For Lunch

    A tweet and reply discussing why Americans say 'tuna fish,' highlighting Funny and Unpredictable Sentences.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    52 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I move that we consider the tune a piano joke as having been read.

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    #31

    Chocolate Wellington

    A chocolate croissant sliced open, revealing a generous amount of chocolate filling inside. Funny and unpredictable sentences.

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    #32

    “Need To Lose Some Weight So I Can Be Plus Size”

    A tweet about a woman wanting to be plus-size like a Victoria's Secret Angel, part of a collection of funny unpredictable sentences.

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    #33

    Bro Thinks They Can Just Mad Max A Couple Million Barrels Of Crude Through The Deserts Of Oman Every Day

    Screenshot of a funny and unpredictable sentence about the Strait of Hormuz and a map showing oil transport.

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    43Duckies
    Community Member
    22 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would probably be cheaper and more efficient to dig a canal.

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    #34

    Not The Birth Controli

    Screenshot of a funny and unpredictable sentence from a user named gale, showing ravioli and fries from a date.

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    #35

    I Own Eleven Properties In The Metaverse

    Screenshot of a funny and unpredictable sentence about owning metaverse properties that are no longer real.

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    Giraffe Sitter
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry ,but this one is all on you. Stupid decisions should hurt.

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    #36

    Her Eyes Are So Far Apart To Avoid Attacks From The Proletariat

    An image with funny, unpredictable sentences about an actress and a movie, discussing her appearance in a humorous way.

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    #37

    She Gave Blue Blob Life And Is Being Punished

    A Twitter post showing a blue blob sculpture with googly eyes and the original sculpture. Funny, unpredictable sentences.

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    #38

    "Delighted To Discover That Nature Has Evolved A Bat That Looks Exactly Like A Jam Doughnut"

    A funny image comparing a bat that looks like a jam doughnut, highlighting unpredictable sentences and funny pictures.

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    #39

    “What’s The Closest Drink You Have To A Chicken Nugget”

    A funny sentence on Twitter about someone asking a bartender for a drink closest to a chicken nugget, an unpredictable sentence.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    46 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about some Wild Turkey Bourbon? Or a little Old Crow whiskey? Grey Goose vodka? Whatever you drink, make sure afterwards that you really have a reason for crossing that road and look both ways.

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    #40

    "For A Split Second I Thought Something Had Gone Terribly, Biblically Wrong With My Cat"

    A cat lying next to a deer head pillow, creating a funny and unpredictable optical illusion.

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    #41

    Girlfriend Caught Cheating With Her Cousin Thanks To Camera On Cat's Litterbox

    Funny and unpredictable sentences: A news article title about a streamer catching his girlfriend cheating via a cat's litter box camera.

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    #42

    I Like When A Baby Animal Is Just A Shrunken Version Of The Adult Animal

    A large capybara with two small baby capybaras, showing a funny and unpredictable animal fact.

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    That’s all I yam
    Community Member
    Premium
    35 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! When my guinea pig had her litter, two things amazed me: 1) they looked like smaller versions of adults; 2) within a couple of hours, they were exploring the cage.

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    #43

    “The Forbes 30 Under 30 To Prison Pipeline Is My Roman Empire.”

    A tweet about Forbes 30 Under 30 facing prison, featuring images of entrepreneurs and an unpredictable sentence.

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    #44

    “I Was, Like, A Karate-Kicking Cowardly Lion.

    Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint in Funny and Unpredictable Sentences; a tweet about Wizard of Oz remake idea.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    23 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never star in a movie that you wouldn't want to watch.

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    #45

    I Left The Church As A Teenager After A Lady Spoke In Tongues And Said She’s Received A Vision From God That I Wasn’t Allowed To Wear Simpsons Merchandise To Youth Group Anymore

    A social media post with a funny and unpredictable sentence about leaving church over Simpson's merchandise.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    22 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God rescues people in all sorts of ways.

    #46

    Feels Like We’re Gonna Have One Of Those Fun Days We Refer To Numerically Real Soon

    A tweet with a funny, unpredictable sentence about numerically referring to days, hinting at a bad future event.

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    #47

    The Hacker Is Very Nice And I Like Talking To Him More

    A screenshot of a funny sentence from Twitter about a friend's Discord getting hacked, part of a collection of unpredictable sentences.

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    #48

    Vibrating Like A Nokia 3220

    A funny image of a man planking for a world record, with a humorous caption, an unpredictable sentence.

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    Chrystina Sumpter
    Community Member
    43 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I read something like this I just think, “Why?”

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    #49

    Gay For The Sandman

    A funny, unpredictable sentence: a tweet about a boyfriend muttering 'I'm not gay' when woken up.

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    #50

    “An Emergency Anti-Goblin Patch Was Recently Released”

    A funny and unpredictable Twitter thread about ChatGPT developing an obsession with goblins, leading to an anti-goblin patch.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    35 minutes ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been expecting this :-( When you have a GIGO system with positive feedback loops, something like this is guaranteed to happen.

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    #51

    Farms Use More Water Than AI Data Centers

    Funny and unpredictable sentences: A tweet from Conspiratorial Templates comparing water usage of farms vs. AI data centers.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    25 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person going without food might last longer. Without data centres there is no internet.

    #52

    Never Occurred To Me That Camels Could Be Wild I Thought They All Had Jobs

    A funny, unpredictable sentence on X.com about wild camels, with images of camels in Chad.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    46 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last I herd, the only camels without a job were living in Australia.

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    #53

    "Antarctica Has A Blood Waterfall And An Underground Volcano, And Yet The Scariest Place On The Planet Continues To Be The Hr Department Of Some Companies"

    An image with two pictures of the Blood Falls in Antarctica, a stunning, unpredictable natural phenomenon.

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    #54

    "I Hunt Poor People For Sport In My Personal Hedge Maze"

    A man in a hat and quilted jacket with a horse in the background, a funny and unpredictable sentence.

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    #55

    And Yes I Don’t Clean The Pan Because It Helps Add Flavor To The Chicken

    Social media post showing unappetizing chicken in a pan, with a funny and unpredictable sentence about a family recipe.

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    #56

    It's A Fascinating Thing To Watch The Youth Reinvent Lolcats From Base Principles

    A tweet comparing 'I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?' meme with a cute cat next to a burger, showcasing Funny and Unpredictable Sentences.

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    #57

    Assembled The Late-Night Shrimp That My Blood Relative Gave Me As A Birthday Gift

    A side-by-side image of a shrimp-shaped object on a laptop and lit by a lamp, part of funny unpredictable sentences.

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    KatWitch57
    Community Member
    59 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not real. Not edible. No good.

    #58

    Korean Jesus Wont Stop Ascending

    A split image of a person dressed as Jesus ascending into the sky during an Easter celebration. Funny, unpredictable sentences.

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    #59

    Incredible That Barcelona Has A Wario Next Door

    A map image showing Barcelona next to Badolana, which sounds like Wario. Funny, unpredictable sentences.

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    #60

    Never Seen Someone Get Excommunicated By A Community Note

    A Twitter post showing an image of a religious figure and a community note. Funny, unpredictable sentences.

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    Optimus Octopus
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People want religion to conform to their beliefs, not the other way around.

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    #61

    Are You Putting Milk In My Milk??!

    A funny screenshot of a roommate dispute over milk levels, with unpredictable sentences.

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    #62

    “I'm Charging The Solar Battery Of My Graphing Calculator Using My Smartphone”

    A funny, unpredictable sentence: a smartphone flashlight charging a graphing calculator's solar battery.

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    CallMeKat13
    Community Member
    54 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🫣 this is what the world is coming to. You have a calculator on your phone, why, just why.

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    #63

    My Dad Is A Man And My Mom Is A Woman So I Am Mixed

    Image of a man with an unpredictable sentence about being mixed because his parents are a man and a woman.

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    KatWitch57
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll let you know when your question is relevant."

    #64

    Traveling Coconut Scientists

    Screenshot of a funny and unpredictable sentence about a scientist checking coconut genetics.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    35 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave out "paid a fortune" and you might have a chance.

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    #65

    22 Year Old Model Got A Nose Job So Her Future Children Would Inherit Her New Nose

    A 22-year-old model with a bandaged nose after a nose job, an unpredictable sentence about inheriting features.

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    #66

    Laid Off From An Internship

    A tweet from paavs discussing being laid off from an internship obtained via nepotism, showcasing funny and unpredictable sentences.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    27 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even nepotism rejects incompetence.

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    #67

    They Were Parading Elmo's Head Around On A Pike Last Night

    Funny and unpredictable sentences: A tweet showing Elmo's head on a pike with a 'TRAITOR' sign, referencing an earlier Elmo tweet.

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    #68

    That's A Loopholemobile

    An Amazon electric cargo bike being called a loopholemobile in a funny and unpredictable sentence.

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    #69

    Not Gaga Getting Handed A Whole Box Of Antidepressants To Sign

    Lady Gaga at an event, appearing surprised as she is handed a box of antidepressants to sign. Funny and unpredictable sentences.

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    #70

    They Legally Cannot Call It A Burger

    A tweet showing a large burger from McDonald's with the caption 'they legally cannot call it a burger,' an unpredictable sentence.

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    #71

    "I Flirt For Fun And Panic When It Works"

    A person wearing a white shirt with a funny sentence, standing in an aisle with slippers. Unpredictable sentences often feature humor.

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    #72

    I Don’t Understand Why Every Time I Cook Steaks They End Up Taking A Shape Of A Bowl Please

    A funny image showing four bowl-shaped steaks cooking in a pan, with text asking why steaks take the shape of a bowl.

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    UnclePanda
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    1 minute ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because you're buying round steak. Get some strip steak instead!

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    #73

    "Pope Leo XIV Denied My Facebook Friend Request"

    A funny screenshot of a Facebook friend request from Pope Leo XIV, denied, an unpredictable sentence.

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    #74

    Baby Keeps Scare Maxxing Himself

    A funny, unpredictable sentence: a Reddit post about a baby repeatedly scaring himself with an anaconda sound book.

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    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    13 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son had a mickey mouse movie, in the movie a tornado comes close, and then goes away. He would want me to play that dvd for him several times every day. He'd be terrified, but he'd still want to watch it. This was 38 years ago.

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    #75

    I Am Fam Of Steaks But I Haven't Tried Medium Alive

    A man holds a very rare steak, called medium alive in the comments, an unpredictable sentence.

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    Optimus Octopus
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicago style: A) barely d**d B) still dying C) really pissed off

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    #76

    One Trained Falcon Making 60 Attack Sorties A Day Can Protect 100,000 Solar Panels From Vengeful Crows

    A falconer bird on a solar panel in an unpredictable sentence post, highlighting funny sentences.

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    43Duckies
    Community Member
    1 minute ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, why are the crows attacking the solar panels with stones? If they were dropping nuts from high up to crack the shells I would understand that they're just following a feeding instinct (when my parents lived near the ocean their roof was constantly littered with broken shells dropped by seagulls and picked clean), but why do they want to destroy the solar panels?

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    #77

    It's Lesbians That Look Like 12 Year Old Boys

    Funny, unpredictable sentences on a tweet about a young boy resembling a character, sparking humorous comments about lesbians and boys.

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    #78

    « South Koreans Getting Pregnant Is Almost As Big A Deal As Pandas Breeding In Captivity »

    A funny and unpredictable tweet about South Koreans getting pregnant being a big deal, alongside a Korean pregnant lady.

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    #79

    "Evil Space Brazilians"

    A screenshot of a funny sentence from Reddit about the diverse Viltrumites from Invincible, calling them evil space Brazilians.

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    #80

    If You Are A Woman , But You're Becoming A Man, Do You Get Horny From Your Own Tits?

    A woman on TikTok discusses being a trans man, with a comment below calling it an unpredictable sentence.

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    #81

    Dry Ass Kid's CeraVe

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    Penguin Ragebating

    A polar bear roaring at a small penguin in a snowy landscape, an image depicting funny and unpredictable sentences.

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    #83

    Low Socks Are A Sensory Nightmare From Hell Designed By Hitlerian Disciples

    Funny and unpredictable sentences: A tweet by Jakey Faden about low socks being a sensory nightmare, responding to a question about sock preference.

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    CallMeKat13
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    48 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will now scream at this image. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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    #84

    I Never Considered We Could Get Animals Addicted To Gambling This Is Huge

    A cat playing with a pink slot machine for treats, part of funny and unpredictable sentences.

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    #85

    "In Venice The Pollution Has Reduced So Much That Even Louis Vuitton Bags Are Starting To Swim Again"

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    How Bad Is The Food In The UK To Where Golden Corral Is A Revelation?

    A funny, unpredictable sentence about Golden Corral food in the UK.

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