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A girl

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Grandma, retired information security professional. I garden, make really bad puns, snort when I laugh really hard and enjoy BP because it's pretty funny and BPs are generally pretty kind.

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A girl • upvoted 4 items 21 hours ago

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

It is a joke. And don't call me Shirley.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

I think I need a gaviscon tablet

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

It is a joke. And don't call me Shirley.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

I think I need a gaviscon tablet

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Am I the only one who is seriously turned off by a man not being able to write words correctly??

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Can't even form a proper sentence, but yeah sure, he knows best 🙄

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A girl • commented on 13 posts 21 hours ago

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Dude dislikes the same things I do. Except I dislike those things in dudes

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Trying to play the "smart" card when one is obviously quite challenged. Sad to see.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Dude dislikes the same things I do. Except I dislike those things in dudes

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Trying to play the "smart" card when one is obviously quite challenged. Sad to see.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

💨

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

John looks to be 3 or 4, not 34

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Tell me you're married without saying you're married

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Well. He's honest.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Ew. I need to check my door locks and take a serious shower

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

So a Muslim woman. Just say it. They are lovely and have centuries of practice behaving as you prefer.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Geez. I'm still gagging from the dog barf clean up this morning. This isn't helping the nausea pass

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Those blow up dolls check all it's boxes

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

I'm really struggling with the odd association of looks with relation to politics. Even ugly as merely an attitude is an individual trait.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

I'm pretty confident cat parents don't spend a lot of time following this being

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

The Victorian era called. They want you to quit embarrassing them

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A girl • upvoted 17 items 1 day ago

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Wow that's f****d up. Wait till she hits her 40s like my wife and starts the premenopause. Love is so much more than the physical.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

When the broccoli-hair boys grow up and get their first corporate jobs, they all without fail get this haircut. It's like a Pokemon evolution.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Wow that's f****d up. Wait till she hits her 40s like my wife and starts the premenopause. Love is so much more than the physical.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

When the broccoli-hair boys grow up and get their first corporate jobs, they all without fail get this haircut. It's like a Pokemon evolution.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Uno reverse card muthafaka

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Well at least they're up-front and open about what they're looking for.

“Why Is This Here?”: 66 Things People Discovered Hidden In Plain Sight At Work

If you can pick it up, then you are worthy to take it.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

"Every real man of KC" sounds a lot like a "No true Scotsman" argument.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Sure dude you invite your girlfriend over and expect her to be your maid. Normally people make sure their house is presentable before they invite somebody over, I guess that lesson from your mom never stuck, loser.

“Why Is This Here?”: 66 Things People Discovered Hidden In Plain Sight At Work

Ginger balls - there, I said it.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

And if such a woman did exist, she wouldnt be looking twice at a babydick like this. Some men really do be thinking they can order up a wife like toppings on a pizza.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Well, I'm definitely not a conservative woman... so Pandas, tell me the truth, am I ugly?? XD (photo of real me in comment below)

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

It's absolutely valid and okay to have massive anxiety and to not be able to handle a social situation. Plus OP describes it as a "date"... but they were meeting up with a group of people for trivia night? That's more of a hangout, not a date, IMO. Of course the guy should have been an adult and told OP he had to leave, but it's okay to be overwhelmed by a social situation. Perhaps the guy thought he could handle it, but got overwhelmed once he was in the situation itself. Again, that is okay and valid, but he definitely should have at least told OP he couldn't handle it and had to leave.

“Are You Good At Recognizing Movies?”: 23 Fan Art Pieces To Challenge Your Memory

I think that because it's fan art, they're not supposed to exclusively show "canonical" scenes, but can depict the fan's "extended universe". Some of them did, others didn't.

“Are You Good At Recognizing Movies?”: 23 Fan Art Pieces To Challenge Your Memory

#10: There is no mummy in Indiana Jones.

73 Horrifying And Creepy Historical Facts That Few People Know About

I will say my pantyhose tend to stay up better when my legs are hairless.

This Facebook Page Shares Animal Images That Feel Way Too Important To Ignore (38 New Pics)

Obese cats are not funny.

59 Terrible Book Covers That Somehow Made People Want To Read The Book (New Pics)

The original title was the Gumby Sutra.

This Facebook Page Shares Animal Images That Feel Way Too Important To Ignore (38 New Pics)

Explains why cockatoos often behave like mean drunks.

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A girl • commented on 5 posts 1 day ago

“Are You Good At Recognizing Movies?”: 23 Fan Art Pieces To Challenge Your Memory

Right?

Guy Overhears Fiancée Explaining How She "Got" Him, Instantly Feels Sick

I did stalk my second husband but I also was not remotely subtle about it and told him before we actually dated. Doesn't make it less weird but at least he wasn't lied to.

This Facebook Page Shares Animal Images That Feel Way Too Important To Ignore (38 New Pics)

Sing us a song, you're the piano poss(um)

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A girl • upvoted an item 2 days ago

59 Terrible Book Covers That Somehow Made People Want To Read The Book (New Pics)

I have not, but I DO have Kindle Unlimited and I'm downloading it RIGHT NOW XD

A girl • submitted 3 new posts 1 year ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Ever Realize You Did Something To Make Up For Gone Relationships? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Done Something Kind You Later Realized Probably Backfired?

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Pet React When There Is A “Disturbance In The Force”? (Closed)

A girl • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Show Me A Sign You Completely Misunderstood When Traveling (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Disgusting Thing You Ever Encountered As A Homeowner Or Renter? (Closed)

A girl • submitted 10 new posts 3 years ago

Hey Pandas. What's A Thing I Lotr Movies That Kinda Disappointed You?

How Long?

Hey Pandas. Post A Picture Of Something You Saw Online And Absolutely Needed To Try At Home.

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of A Funny Or Disturbing Google Suggestion

Hey Pandas. Show Us A Picture Of Poorly Thought Out Decor.

Step Parent Question?

Hey Pandas, Show Me An Unexpected Web Question You Found While Researching Something.

Hey Pandas, Show Me A Meme That Pokes Fun At Your Local Dialect

Hey Panda's. What's Your Monday Look Like.

Hey Panda's. What Do You Know The Proper Name Of But Call It Sometimes Particular To Your Household

A girl • submitted 3 new posts 4 years ago

Curiosities

Hi Pandas, Post An Image That Humorously Sums Up Your First Six Months Of 2020

Hey Panda's, What's Something Your Significant Other Does That Drives You Nuts But You're Keeping Them Anyway.

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Bedhead You've Ever Had? Post Pics (Closed)

A girl • submitted a list addition 2 weeks ago

36 Cringeworthy Moments That Were Almost Too Embarrassing For People To Watch

A girl • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Stopping You From Getting A Tattoo If You Don’t Have One Yet? (Closed)

A girl • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, Describe Your Job Title Very Poorly

A girl • submitted a list addition 12 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think About Weddings And Wedding Culture?

A girl • submitted 16 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's One Thing You Don't Like About Your Partner?

Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Movie Take You’ve Ever Heard?

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Greatest Revenge Story?

Hey Pandas, Share A Snippet From A Story You’ve Written

Hey Pandas, Aside From Censorship, What’s The Most Annoying Thing About Social Media Platforms?

Hey Pandas, What Has Been The Scariest Moment Of Your Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Describe A TV Show Without Saying Its Name And Have Others Guess It

Hey Pandas, What's Your Funniest Autocorrect Fail? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Animals?

Hey Pandas, Finish The Sentence

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Scariest Experience While Home Alone? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Has Your Experience Been After Dealing With An Infestation? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Tips For A Freshman Student In High School?

The Nicest Smile On A Dog's Face

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Funny Stories? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Most Awkward Moment! (Closed)

A girl • commented on 13 posts 21 hours ago

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Dude dislikes the same things I do. Except I dislike those things in dudes

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Trying to play the "smart" card when one is obviously quite challenged. Sad to see.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

💨

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

John looks to be 3 or 4, not 34

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Tell me you're married without saying you're married

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Well. He's honest.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Ew. I need to check my door locks and take a serious shower

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

So a Muslim woman. Just say it. They are lovely and have centuries of practice behaving as you prefer.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Geez. I'm still gagging from the dog barf clean up this morning. This isn't helping the nausea pass

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Those blow up dolls check all it's boxes

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

I'm really struggling with the odd association of looks with relation to politics. Even ugly as merely an attitude is an individual trait.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

I'm pretty confident cat parents don't spend a lot of time following this being

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

The Victorian era called. They want you to quit embarrassing them

A girl • commented on 5 posts 1 day ago

35 Honest Stories From People Who Spent Time Inside Psych Wards

It won't cause it but if your wiring is already a bit non standard, it can trigger issues.

35 Honest Stories From People Who Spent Time Inside Psych Wards

Probably the best place to be. Sudden sobriety is extremely challenging. Hope you're doing ok now.

“Are You Good At Recognizing Movies?”: 23 Fan Art Pieces To Challenge Your Memory

Right?

Guy Overhears Fiancée Explaining How She "Got" Him, Instantly Feels Sick

I did stalk my second husband but I also was not remotely subtle about it and told him before we actually dated. Doesn't make it less weird but at least he wasn't lied to.

This Facebook Page Shares Animal Images That Feel Way Too Important To Ignore (38 New Pics)

Sing us a song, you're the piano poss(um)

A girl • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

1.1M People Love This Page’s Random Sense Of Humor, Here Are 121 Of Its Best Posts

My point is being conservative or liberal says absolutely nothing about a person's compassion for animals.

1.1M People Love This Page’s Random Sense Of Humor, Here Are 121 Of Its Best Posts

Gah . You can use butter/oleo and water. Not as rich but beats the c r a p out of mint cheese

A girl • upvoted 16 items 23 hours ago

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

It is a joke. And don't call me Shirley.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

I think I need a gaviscon tablet

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Well at least they're up-front and open about what they're looking for.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Am I the only one who is seriously turned off by a man not being able to write words correctly??

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Can't even form a proper sentence, but yeah sure, he knows best 🙄

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Well, I'm definitely not a conservative woman... so Pandas, tell me the truth, am I ugly?? XD (photo of real me in comment below)

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

"Every real man of KC" sounds a lot like a "No true Scotsman" argument.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

And if such a woman did exist, she wouldnt be looking twice at a babydick like this. Some men really do be thinking they can order up a wife like toppings on a pizza.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Wow that's f****d up. Wait till she hits her 40s like my wife and starts the premenopause. Love is so much more than the physical.

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

When the broccoli-hair boys grow up and get their first corporate jobs, they all without fail get this haircut. It's like a Pokemon evolution.

Infuriating-Confused-Men-Market-Value-Posts

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

Uno reverse card muthafaka

“Why Is This Here?”: 66 Things People Discovered Hidden In Plain Sight At Work

If you can pick it up, then you are worthy to take it.

“Why Is This Here?”: 66 Things People Discovered Hidden In Plain Sight At Work

Ginger balls - there, I said it.

A girl • upvoted 4 items 1 day ago

roadconebonanza reply

It was scary. Technically, I was in a 3-day detox program (for d***s), but it was in the same wing as the psych ward. We were pretty much treated the same. Bars on all the windows, s*****e proof rooms, and medication for the purpose of sedation. I’m three years clean now, and that experience was enough to help me stay on the right track from now on.

invertyourcrucifix reply

I detoxed from alcohol in a psych ward. It was terrifying at first, and I would’ve sold my soul for a drink, but the staff and other patients were super helpful.

I actually got schooled on my alcoholic thinking by a huge schizophrenic guy in a bathrobe haha. He was very insightful, and saw where I was trying to justify my drinking.

The orderlies at the ward confiscated the Stephen King book I was reading when I checked in, though. Super bummer, it would’ve been a nice distraction from my skin crawling and the walls moving.