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I was waiting at this bus stop, and next to me was this quiet Jewish kid: white dress shirt, black dress pants and *kippah.*
Anyway, this one bus was lingering at the stop, and this "brah" was leaning out the window, holding a Big Gulp, and just shouting at the poor kid. "Hey, kike! Go eat a bagel, kike! Oy vey!" All this stupid s**t.
The Jewish kid was blushing furiously and pretending he didn't hear anything, and I felt just terrible. Suddenly, the bus driver must've decided to stop idling, because the bus jerked forward really suddenly, and the brah's Big Gulp popped open, drenching his face and his d****e haircut with beautiful, ice-cold stickiness. The guy swore on top of his lungs and yanked his head back in, and I could hear laughter inside the bus.
The Jewish kid was smiling hugely, and I shared a grin with him and a high-five. It was a good day.
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I was walking downtown with a friend of mine on a Saturday night. While he isn't flamboyant, it is generally quite obvious to others that he is gay. While at an ATM, some drunk frat boy walks by yelling "you getting money out to pay for your midnight b**t s*x you f*cking queer" or something along those lines. Before I could shout something nasty, a man in a bright pink tube top, smoking outside of a nearby gay bar taps the guy on his shoulder, smiles sweetly, and then punches him straight in the face. The guy goes down like a lead brick, and while blood spurts from his nose, the man stands over him and shouts "taste the rainbow B***H." Everyone cracks up laughing and the guy can do nothing but lay there while another man strategically spills beer on his c****h. Gotta love instant karma.
Arithered reply
I was waiting at this bus stop, and next to me was this quiet Jewish kid: white dress shirt, black dress pants and *kippah.*
Anyway, this one bus was lingering at the stop, and this "brah" was leaning out the window, holding a Big Gulp, and just shouting at the poor kid. "Hey, kike! Go eat a bagel, kike! Oy vey!" All this stupid s**t.
The Jewish kid was blushing furiously and pretending he didn't hear anything, and I felt just terrible. Suddenly, the bus driver must've decided to stop idling, because the bus jerked forward really suddenly, and the brah's Big Gulp popped open, drenching his face and his d****e haircut with beautiful, ice-cold stickiness. The guy swore on top of his lungs and yanked his head back in, and I could hear laughter inside the bus.
The Jewish kid was smiling hugely, and I shared a grin with him and a high-five. It was a good day.
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I was walking downtown with a friend of mine on a Saturday night. While he isn't flamboyant, it is generally quite obvious to others that he is gay. While at an ATM, some drunk frat boy walks by yelling "you getting money out to pay for your midnight b**t s*x you f*cking queer" or something along those lines. Before I could shout something nasty, a man in a bright pink tube top, smoking outside of a nearby gay bar taps the guy on his shoulder, smiles sweetly, and then punches him straight in the face. The guy goes down like a lead brick, and while blood spurts from his nose, the man stands over him and shouts "taste the rainbow B***H." Everyone cracks up laughing and the guy can do nothing but lay there while another man strategically spills beer on his c****h. Gotta love instant karma.
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When I was younger, I talked a LOT of s**t about prescription d***s, how much of a scam they were, how people took them because they "couldn't handle life" etc etc etc.
I started Lexapro last year to battle my anxiety problems. Serves me f*****g right. But I'm humble enough to admit I'm wrong - this s**t is working like a charm.
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When I was younger, I talked a LOT of s**t about prescription d***s, how much of a scam they were, how people took them because they "couldn't handle life" etc etc etc.
I started Lexapro last year to battle my anxiety problems. Serves me f*****g right. But I'm humble enough to admit I'm wrong - this s**t is working like a charm.
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I was walking downtown with a friend of mine on a Saturday night. While he isn't flamboyant, it is generally quite obvious to others that he is gay. While at an ATM, some drunk frat boy walks by yelling "you getting money out to pay for your midnight b**t s*x you f*cking queer" or something along those lines. Before I could shout something nasty, a man in a bright pink tube top, smoking outside of a nearby gay bar taps the guy on his shoulder, smiles sweetly, and then punches him straight in the face. The guy goes down like a lead brick, and while blood spurts from his nose, the man stands over him and shouts "taste the rainbow B***H." Everyone cracks up laughing and the guy can do nothing but lay there while another man strategically spills beer on his c****h. Gotta love instant karma.
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I was waiting at this bus stop, and next to me was this quiet Jewish kid: white dress shirt, black dress pants and *kippah.*
Anyway, this one bus was lingering at the stop, and this "brah" was leaning out the window, holding a Big Gulp, and just shouting at the poor kid. "Hey, kike! Go eat a bagel, kike! Oy vey!" All this stupid s**t.
The Jewish kid was blushing furiously and pretending he didn't hear anything, and I felt just terrible. Suddenly, the bus driver must've decided to stop idling, because the bus jerked forward really suddenly, and the brah's Big Gulp popped open, drenching his face and his d****e haircut with beautiful, ice-cold stickiness. The guy swore on top of his lungs and yanked his head back in, and I could hear laughter inside the bus.
The Jewish kid was smiling hugely, and I shared a grin with him and a high-five. It was a good day.
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