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YoChicken • upvoted an item 2 days ago

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Dude, I'm replying to Henrik's comment. I ain't got no beef wit chow.

YoChicken • commented on a post 2 days ago

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

I'm talking about majority

YoChicken • upvoted 8 items 3 days ago

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Yeah, cos nobody is ever racist to white people.

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Are they calling you the reason for coronavirus? Be less Asian.

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Yeah, cos nobody is ever racist to white people.

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Are they calling you the reason for coronavirus? Be less Asian.

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

I've seen a scam debunked recently and basically, the way the dude was getting rich easily was... selling his methode to get rich easily

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

uh, duh.

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Yeah me to. Just takes someone with artistic talent to do it. 🤦‍♀️

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Exactly. They’re both wrong.

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Wrong

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

You and wilf are wrong. New growth in trees occurs in a layer of cells near the bark. A tree's growth rate changes in a predictable pattern throughout the year in response to seasonal climate changes, resulting in visible growth rings. Each ring marks a complete cycle of seasons, or one year, in the tree's life.[2] As of 2020, securely dated tree-ring data for the northern hemisphere are available going back 12,310 years.[3] A new method is based on measuring variations in oxygen isotopes in each ring, and this 'isotope dendrochronology' can yield results on samples which are not suitable for traditional dendrochronology due to too few or too similar rings.[4]

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YoChicken • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Haha same...I'm not even allowed to cut it so

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Are they sexist to you? Aww, be more male

YoChicken • upvoted 6 items 4 days ago

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

That... is not how trees work. At least in the temperate zone.

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Or you'll no longer care if the bookshelf is assembled.

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

That... is not how trees work. At least in the temperate zone.

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Or you'll no longer care if the bookshelf is assembled.

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Counterpoint: She employs dozens of people directly and hundreds indirectly. Whenever retires, many of these will be unemployed... That puts a lot of stress on people.

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Because it is that simple. For instance Louis XVI was depressed, and doctors said "Votre Majesté, it is just in your head" so they fixed it.

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

No, you're reading them wrong. First time you drink 1 glass, second time two glasses, third time 3 and THEN the bookshelf will assemble itself!

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Well, just repeat n°2 six times, then add the balls. It's obvious.

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YoChicken • commented on 13 posts 5 days ago

People In This Online Group Shared 40 Things That Are Illegal But Most People Don’t Even Know It

tHE WhISpEreR

People In This Online Group Shared 40 Things That Are Illegal But Most People Don’t Even Know It

@Aunt Messy, because it is that simple!

People In This Online Group Shared 40 Things That Are Illegal But Most People Don’t Even Know It

tHE WhISpEreR

People In This Online Group Shared 40 Things That Are Illegal But Most People Don’t Even Know It

@Aunt Messy, because it is that simple!

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

So is furniture. Cupboards are decidedly female

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

I feel like english isn't their first language...they sed i like not i liked, so.. idk im prolly wrong

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

So...did you want to carpool with me in one of my daddy's cars? Because your parents only have two right... Did i win

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

Heyo, give dis guy a medal /s

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

*plays reverse card* are they tho

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

Happy Prideeeeeeeeeee

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

Hi! The bible may have some untrue things in it, but it represents a lot of good people's faith! Please, take your asshole self, and go teach yourself something about respect for people's beliefs. And don't hit me with the, WELL I BELIEVE THIS IS FICTION, so do I, but at least I'm respectful about it.

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

Dem double standardsss

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YoChicken • upvoted 9 items 5 days ago

People In This Online Group Shared 40 Things That Are Illegal But Most People Don’t Even Know It

I also do this but they always take it away. I dont know if it was a pun but WASTE of time.

People In This Online Group Shared 40 Things That Are Illegal But Most People Don’t Even Know It

LOL

People In This Online Group Shared 40 Things That Are Illegal But Most People Don’t Even Know It

I also do this but they always take it away. I dont know if it was a pun but WASTE of time.

People In This Online Group Shared 40 Things That Are Illegal But Most People Don’t Even Know It

LOL

People In This Online Group Shared 40 Things That Are Illegal But Most People Don’t Even Know It

Emma I'm so sorry to hear that you have experienced all of that. What awful things to have gone through. I hope you are receiving better care and support now but I know how stretched services are and its people like you who are let down over and over again

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

A lot of us said “nah” before even playing.

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

Happy Pride to you too!

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

This is like a couple doing foreplay on a public park. Get a room, please.

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

*sidling in* well hi there I actually do custom embroidery so feel free to hit me up for that *winks with both eyes and sees himself out* (this is a joke btw, just in case. The hustle, not the embroidery, I do do that)

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

Yeah, Karen!!!!

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

Depends partly on the partner as well, no?

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YoChicken • commented on a post 2 days ago

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

I'm talking about majority

YoChicken • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Haha same...I'm not even allowed to cut it so

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Are they sexist to you? Aww, be more male

YoChicken • commented on 16 posts 5 days ago

People In This Online Group Shared 40 Things That Are Illegal But Most People Don’t Even Know It

tHE WhISpEreR

People In This Online Group Shared 40 Things That Are Illegal But Most People Don’t Even Know It

@Aunt Messy, because it is that simple!

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

So is furniture. Cupboards are decidedly female

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

I feel like english isn't their first language...they sed i like not i liked, so.. idk im prolly wrong

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

So...did you want to carpool with me in one of my daddy's cars? Because your parents only have two right... Did i win

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

Heyo, give dis guy a medal /s

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

*plays reverse card* are they tho

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

Happy Prideeeeeeeeeee

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

Dem double standardsss

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oh, and that 'strawberry milk' comes from pink cows (hey fellow chicken!)

50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Overheard Someone Say

i agree; it implies that white people are the norm

50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Overheard Someone Say

Hey fellow chickenn

50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Overheard Someone Say

for lack of a better word/comment; idiot

50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Overheard Someone Say

Every time I see you, I will say hey fellow chicken for no reason at all :D

People In This Online Group Shared 40 Things That Are Illegal But Most People Don’t Even Know It

take my upvote good person

YoChicken • commented on a post 1 week ago

30 Times Folks Got Roasted In The Most Brilliant Ways, Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Wait, does anyone know why all the bots have Pakistani or Afghani names?

YoChicken • upvoted an item 2 days ago

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Dude, I'm replying to Henrik's comment. I ain't got no beef wit chow.

YoChicken • upvoted 9 items 3 days ago

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Yeah, cos nobody is ever racist to white people.

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Are they calling you the reason for coronavirus? Be less Asian.

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

I've seen a scam debunked recently and basically, the way the dude was getting rich easily was... selling his methode to get rich easily

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

uh, duh.

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Yeah me to. Just takes someone with artistic talent to do it. 🤦‍♀️

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Exactly. They’re both wrong.

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Wrong

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

That... is not how trees work. At least in the temperate zone.

YoChicken • upvoted 5 items 4 days ago

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Or you'll no longer care if the bookshelf is assembled.

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Counterpoint: She employs dozens of people directly and hundreds indirectly. Whenever retires, many of these will be unemployed... That puts a lot of stress on people.

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Because it is that simple. For instance Louis XVI was depressed, and doctors said "Votre Majesté, it is just in your head" so they fixed it.

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

No, you're reading them wrong. First time you drink 1 glass, second time two glasses, third time 3 and THEN the bookshelf will assemble itself!

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

Well, just repeat n°2 six times, then add the balls. It's obvious.

YoChicken • upvoted 5 items 5 days ago

People In This Online Group Shared 40 Things That Are Illegal But Most People Don’t Even Know It

I also do this but they always take it away. I dont know if it was a pun but WASTE of time.

People In This Online Group Shared 40 Things That Are Illegal But Most People Don’t Even Know It

LOL

People In This Online Group Shared 40 Things That Are Illegal But Most People Don’t Even Know It

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

A lot of us said “nah” before even playing.

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)

Happy Pride to you too!

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