“Moms Behaving Badly”: 50 Posts From This Hilarious Instagram Account About Moms, Wives And Women (New Pics)
Being a mom is arguably the toughest job on the planet. But what can you do... the little ones need you, and sometimes 24/7.
The Instagram page 'Moms Behaving Badly' appears to strike a clever balance between the light-hearted and the mischievous. It's a hub of witty humor centered around kids, husbands, and the everyday trials of motherhood.
It wouldn't be surprising if some of these jests were conceived while holding a cheeky wine glass. Feel free to enjoy a hearty laugh and relate as we've gathered a selection of our favorite pictures from this account.
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Becoming a mother is a tough thing. Your whole life changes in an instant. Your friends and family start visiting to see the baby, not you. The life you had before having the baby feels like a distant world. You, as the person you were before being a mom, are different now – and we're not just talking about the pre-baby body.
Even though taking care of your baby can be all-consuming, it's vital to make time for yourself during this transition so you don't forget who you are. Motherhood can be overwhelming, but you can maintain your sense of self by following these tips.
The first step in understanding your identity as a mother is acknowledging that you're not the same person you were before having a baby. Your priorities, schedule, body, and emotions change permanently from the moment your baby arrives. Recognize that it will take time to reconnect with yourself, and be kind to yourself as you discover the "new" you.
That's what grandmothers are for. When I was a little girl, we were broke. My brother and I each got a box of cereal a week for our breakfasts. We were allowed to choose the cereal each week, except Apple Jacks. It was more expensive than the others. It was one of my favorites. I was seven or eight, and spent the night at Grandma's, three miles out of town. In the morning, Grandma asked me what I wanted for breakfast. I said Apple Jacks, because they were too expensive. This woman who lived through the Great Depression drove me to the store in town and bought me a box of Apple Jacks.
Oh yes, honey. I actually had a panic attack after being made a parent representative for the nursery my son goes to. I am still patting myself on the back for standing up for myself the next day and saying NO, I can't do that. I can't take on any more. I can't be the person to mitigate, negotiate, mediate in my third language on top of everything else. I am in long-term therapy because I can't manage my own life and only agreed to it because I couldn't bear to wait in the room until someone volunteered (which they never do). I don't do well with conflict and expectations. I'm proud of myself for saying no!
Instead of dwelling on the loss of your former self, view this transition as a fresh start. Motherhood is a transformative journey that can lead to significant personal growth. When you have a baby, you become an immediate role model. Focus on becoming the kind of person you want your child to admire.
Daughter was singing "I'm looking over a four-leaf clover." So, I taught ger the Dr. Demento version, "I'm looking over my dead dog Rover." Of course, she decided to sing that version at the school recital. Not a solo thankfully.
There's nothing quite as challenging to your self-identity as spending every day with a little one who can only express themselves through cooing and crying. Motherhood can sometimes feel incredibly isolating, so it's essential to connect with other adults to combat the loneliness that often comes with new parenthood.
Make an effort to spend time with your friends without your baby, or invite them over for a chat after the baby is asleep. Allocate time with your partner to discuss topics other than your baby. If it seems like you have nothing to talk about beyond the challenges of parenting, consider listening to the same podcast or reading a specific online column so you always have a reliable conversation starter.
We understand, it might seem overwhelming to consider making time for a hobby or passion right now, but returning to the activities that defined your identity before becoming a parent can help you adjust to your new self more smoothly.
Having a creative outlet, whether it's drawing, photography, writing, or cooking, can increase your happiness and add some variety to the daily routine of changing diapers and being available around the clock. Even if it's as simple as adding a pinch of cumin to your tuna salad or jotting down "I MADE A HUMAN!" repeatedly in a notebook, a small dose of what makes you unique can set you on the right path.
Hmm yeah, my 2-year-old also just used WTF in the correct context ... Lucky for me I have 2 preteens who throw that around like fresh air, so I'm not the only one to blame... Yikes.
When your every waking moment is dedicated to caring for someone entirely reliant on you, it's simple to overlook self-care. Nonetheless, attending to your own needs is one of the most effective ways to adapt to your evolving identity. Daily showers, a bit of exercise, nourishing meals, and the occasional application of makeup can serve as reminders that you are also worthy of care and deserving of it.
Says someone who has never come into contact with upper class profanity. Also upvote for Maggie Smith
We get the challenges, whether you're a mom or mom-to-be. We hope these tips prove helpful, and always remember that you're only human, and it's okay to take care of yourself too. If you're in the mood for more mom-life-inspired humor, be sure to check out our earlier posts for a good laugh and a sense of camaraderie!
hello nargylothatep how are you this evening, are you staying for dinner?
Oh, way, way before that!!! I hate clothes shopping so much that I am definitely wearing some things from before the millennium.
I told my daughter that sometimes people are homeless because they don't have any money and she said: "Why can't they just go and get some out of the machine?" Bless her. I explained that any money that is in the machine is there because I have a job that pays me the money I can withdraw later.
Full fridge and two full freezers. Kids: there is no food in the house.
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I chuckled for real. these sort of threads are what make BP funny.
Good thread.
The use of mom instead of mum is ticking me off
Lol used to annoy me too, or words that are spelt with "z" instead of "s", but now I've gotten used to it :)
Yikes, the US uses Mom all the time. Mums weird
Mum sounds better but I may be biased on this lol
i like using them both. mom or mum. from US here.