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Captain Kyra • commented on 7 posts 14 hours ago

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

Here is where an example would help.

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

That's what they said on Mythbusters

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

Here is where an example would help.

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

That's what they said on Mythbusters

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

It's in these moments some of my favorite expressions are born.

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

He sounded it out

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

"Choose the letter that has the correct answer. " Sometimes our brains are so stressed we need to hear basic information again.

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

I understand that this is funny but I am also excited to see someone start to develop their critical thinking skills. If a student hasn't begun this yet it is time. For too many people it is sadly neglected. Media literacy is built on it's foundation.

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

I remember a video where they explained this. They had a ball of clay put it into water and it sank. They took the ball out shaped it into a boat and it floated. I may have seen this 30 years ago. Demonstration of the subject is what sticks in the mind. It is important for teachers to demonstrate whenever possible.

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Captain Kyra • commented on 19 posts 1 day ago

“If I Could Take It Back, I Would”: 35 People Share Their Divorce Stories

Is anyone happy effortlessly? That seems unreachable

Man Drops Bomb That His Wife Is Cheating On Him With His Brother At Family Dinner, Causes Chaos

When children aren't informed of the broken trust they might continue to hope their parents will reconcile. Time and place however are important and a loving parent will try to minimize the trauma.

“If I Could Take It Back, I Would”: 35 People Share Their Divorce Stories

Is anyone happy effortlessly? That seems unreachable

Man Drops Bomb That His Wife Is Cheating On Him With His Brother At Family Dinner, Causes Chaos

When children aren't informed of the broken trust they might continue to hope their parents will reconcile. Time and place however are important and a loving parent will try to minimize the trauma.

30 People Reveal Socially Unacceptable Facts About Themselves In This Viral Thread

I only hate what is forced on me

30 People Reveal Socially Unacceptable Facts About Themselves In This Viral Thread

Recovery is important

30 People Reveal Socially Unacceptable Facts About Themselves In This Viral Thread

I did more regularly until my pets started claiming the space

Teen Refuses To Become BF’s Mom’s Free Babysitter After She Welcomes Baby No. 10

The only childcare I sought was for the day and night in a hospital. After that it's time to start getting used to the new dynamic.

“What Is Your Unpopular Wedding Opinion?” (30 Answers)

I don't like them either but that's because I can't stand something touching my face.

“What Is Your Unpopular Wedding Opinion?” (30 Answers)

That sounds adorable, lego snow globes could be fun.

“What Is Your Unpopular Wedding Opinion?” (30 Answers)

My wedding cake was delicious. It was made by a long time friend of my husband and it was her wedding gift. The leftovers froze beautifully and it tasted equally delicious after we returned from our honeymoon.

“What Is Your Unpopular Wedding Opinion?” (30 Answers)

My sons were in a wedding when they were small. They are genuinely loved by the couple and never asked to be anything other than themselves. They were charming and less drama than the bridesmaids.

“What Is Your Unpopular Wedding Opinion?” (30 Answers)

Only follow the traditions you want. Laugh everything else off, don't succumb to peer pressure from dead people.

“What Is Your Unpopular Wedding Opinion?” (30 Answers)

During photos I stepped back and popped off the button holding my train. It gave dancing a flourish

“Several Inappropriate Baby Videos”: 30 Horrible Or Wonderful Wedding Experiences Folks Had

This was the only place my nerves showed. I wasn't hungry all day. I had the ceremonial bite of cake. I drank tea and water. An apple at 10 pm

“Several Inappropriate Baby Videos”: 30 Horrible Or Wonderful Wedding Experiences Folks Had

We set a time limit for posing. Family pictures before ceremony, couple photos for 30 minutes after. To the reception!

“Several Inappropriate Baby Videos”: 30 Horrible Or Wonderful Wedding Experiences Folks Had

Reception lines are horrible.

“Several Inappropriate Baby Videos”: 30 Horrible Or Wonderful Wedding Experiences Folks Had

At my wedding nearly 22 years ago anyone who wanted to talk to me had to come dance with me. Our wedding was so much fun. We danced with our friends and the dance floor was packed. One song near the end of the night they cleared the floor for my in laws. My father in law is in a wheelchair and it was lovely for he and his wife to dance together.

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Captain Kyra • upvoted 10 items 1 day ago

Man Drops Bomb That His Wife Is Cheating On Him With His Brother At Family Dinner, Causes Chaos

Probably would have been better to tell the sister-in-law in private - dropping that on her in front of her husband, children and in-laws wasn't the best - but 100% nta

30 People Reveal Socially Unacceptable Facts About Themselves In This Viral Thread

As long as you, your sibling and the kids are happy now, I see no problem whatsoever

Man Drops Bomb That His Wife Is Cheating On Him With His Brother At Family Dinner, Causes Chaos

Probably would have been better to tell the sister-in-law in private - dropping that on her in front of her husband, children and in-laws wasn't the best - but 100% nta

30 People Reveal Socially Unacceptable Facts About Themselves In This Viral Thread

As long as you, your sibling and the kids are happy now, I see no problem whatsoever

Teen Refuses To Become BF’s Mom’s Free Babysitter After She Welcomes Baby No. 10

How refreshing to see that everyone got it right, especially OP. If they do this, they will be stuck forever with these children in one way or another for years to come. Don't do this! These children are the parents' responsibility. You have your own life: go and live it with your boyfriend.

“What Is Your Unpopular Wedding Opinion?” (30 Answers)

This totally depends on where the wedding is taking place! If summer in your part of the world means blisteringly hot temperature, then yes, it would be terrible, but if summer is 18-22 degrees, no rain, and lots of light, then summer is a brilliant time to marry.

30 People Reveal Socially Unacceptable Facts About Themselves In This Viral Thread

Who doesn't? but in private tho

30 People Reveal Socially Unacceptable Facts About Themselves In This Viral Thread

The risk of autosomal recessive genetic disorders for children of totally unelated parents is 3%. This rises to 4-6% for first cousins. Problems really only occur in populations where cousins marrying cousins is the rule, rather than the exception.

30 People Reveal Socially Unacceptable Facts About Themselves In This Viral Thread

Depends on the kink tbh

30 People Reveal Socially Unacceptable Facts About Themselves In This Viral Thread

Why not, honestly?

30 People Reveal Socially Unacceptable Facts About Themselves In This Viral Thread

Sounds like an eating disorder. Please get help.

“What Is Your Unpopular Wedding Opinion?” (30 Answers)

For my mom's wedding to my step-dad (in their 60s) they had about 40 people for a reception. My mom and I bought little jars, glitter...and little plastic bride and groom figures and made snow globes. They were a hit. And we scattered some special ones in the crowd - headless couple, bride and groom with a few floating heads, groom's head in a bouquet, etc.. - we had a lot of extra figures. A lot of work, but each time I look at my two headed bride snow globe, I remember what a nice reception it was.

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Captain Kyra • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

So does my husband

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

I like fire

Captain Kyra • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

That's not fair to little boys. Children are innocent. This person is more of an insecure parasite.

“If I Could Take It Back, I Would”: 35 People Share Their Divorce Stories

The butterflies in the stomach feeling goes away pretty quickly. Don't quit on a marriage just because that feeling is gone. Loving someone is different from being in love with someone. If you have children, and the two of you can get along without it being toxic and there is no abuse, then keep the marriage.

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Captain Kyra • commented on 7 posts 14 hours ago

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

Here is where an example would help.

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

That's what they said on Mythbusters

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

It's in these moments some of my favorite expressions are born.

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

He sounded it out

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

"Choose the letter that has the correct answer. " Sometimes our brains are so stressed we need to hear basic information again.

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

Captain Kyra • commented on 13 posts 1 day ago

“If I Could Take It Back, I Would”: 35 People Share Their Divorce Stories

Is anyone happy effortlessly? That seems unreachable

Man Drops Bomb That His Wife Is Cheating On Him With His Brother At Family Dinner, Causes Chaos

When children aren't informed of the broken trust they might continue to hope their parents will reconcile. Time and place however are important and a loving parent will try to minimize the trauma.

30 People Reveal Socially Unacceptable Facts About Themselves In This Viral Thread

I only hate what is forced on me

30 People Reveal Socially Unacceptable Facts About Themselves In This Viral Thread

Recovery is important

30 People Reveal Socially Unacceptable Facts About Themselves In This Viral Thread

I did more regularly until my pets started claiming the space

This IG Page Is Filled With Funny Memes For Women, And Here Are 30 Of The Best

I text quarterly

This IG Page Is Filled With Funny Memes For Women, And Here Are 30 Of The Best

I can't afford the red bottom shoes, I wouldn't buy them if I could unless they felt like walking on clouds

This IG Page Is Filled With Funny Memes For Women, And Here Are 30 Of The Best

Add a pet and somewhere remote👍

Teen Refuses To Become BF’s Mom’s Free Babysitter After She Welcomes Baby No. 10

The only childcare I sought was for the day and night in a hospital. After that it's time to start getting used to the new dynamic.

“What Is Your Unpopular Wedding Opinion?” (30 Answers)

I don't like them either but that's because I can't stand something touching my face.

“What Is Your Unpopular Wedding Opinion?” (30 Answers)

That sounds adorable, lego snow globes could be fun.

“What Is Your Unpopular Wedding Opinion?” (30 Answers)

My sons were in a wedding when they were small. They are genuinely loved by the couple and never asked to be anything other than themselves. They were charming and less drama than the bridesmaids.

Captain Kyra • upvoted 20 items 17 hours ago

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

This doesn't seem like that bad of a mistake. Maybe just didn't hear right

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

Chickens don't have to mate to lay an egg - like the females of most species. Eggs are 'laid' whether mated or not.

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

Seriously trying to imagine how one can spell "if" wrong...

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

Unless they have twigged that it is an acronym, that's not entirely unreasonable. Deeyenay? And it's a darn sight easier to spell the DeoxyriboNucleic Acid. And I'm chuffed that I managed to spell that correctly without looking it up first!

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

So a task was explained so poorly that of the entire class not one student understood but aren't they dumb for not getting it?

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

No, you just need to buy a lot of Queen albums.

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

Oooh yes, this has happened at the university where I work as well. I made some example forms to show newly accepted students how to fill them in, and, of course, some folks copied the info from the examples instead of filling in their own data. So what I did was remove specific examples, and instead give super-detailed explanations what has to be filled into each space (as if explaining to a 3-year-old). This significantly reduced the number of incorrectly filled-in forms... though exceptions still occur. These are 19-year-olds. It's not like they are dumb or anything, they just seem to lack common sense... or, perhaps, basic life skills.

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

octothorpe for the win!

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

As I explained it to my 5 year old nephew: So, you want to tell someone about something, yes? Like, you know what a pet is, yes? Good honey, so you want to explain to your friend, who never had a pet, and an example is something you tell him so he understands it easier, like, a pet is an animal we keep at home as a friend, a cat or a dog would be examples for pets we can have, but we can have different pets too. And he said: like a bunny? Yes, a bunny is another example for an animal that can be a pet. Now, can you give me some examples of fruit? He thought a bit about it and said: like apples? Yes, you got it, now you know what an example is. It's one thing of a whole group of things to explain what that group is.

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

Guess someone should've gone over such things teach.

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

We had a teacher (in college) that would walk around the classroom and cut your monitor chord if your monitor was on when it wasn’t supposed to be. He warned us about it at the start of the year, adding that he wouldn’t provide a new one and we’d be expected to fix it. One of my classmates decided to test him… he wasn’t bluffing.

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

Translation: "I thought I could cut the laptop cord without being noticed"

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

You have to write it down, too. Ideally, you first write down what you think will happen, and then you write down what actually happened.

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

Oh, I have a friend in Massachusetts, so it's definitely a state that matters to me :P

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

If Orange is a color, how do you eat it?

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

From the creators of "Africa is a country" comes the next megahit... "Texas is a city"!

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

If you do not know the right word, but invent another one, and everyone knows what's meant, it is creative.

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

Suspenders are a completely different thing in Britain. We call them braces. I move that we simplify English by all referring to them as farmer straps in future.

“Marking Those Papers Broke Me”: 40 Times Students Stunned Their Teachers With Their Stupidity

Okay, that's cute and could happen to me as well lmao

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