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Hello, I am GenderGander, you can call me Goose. I use any pronouns. Current obsession(s): Pandora Hearts, Genshin Impact, Honkai Star Rail

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GenderGander • upvoted 2 items 8 months ago

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

Drive- thru confession.

People Share What Happened To The Smartest Kid In Their Class (30 Answers)

Especially if he ended up going to a very prestigious uni. You go from being the smartest kid in your high school class to dead average in your uni class since your classmates were likely the smartest kids from their high school class too.

GenderGander • upvoted 36 items 9 months ago

This Online Group Collects Cringy Texts From Men And Here Are 50 Of The Absolute Worst Ones

*aw. Awe is something else entirely.

50 Science Humor Jokes That Don’t Require An IQ Of 300 To Get Them

Between this and the ancient complaint tablet about bribery and disobedient youth I think you're right.

50 Science Humor Jokes That Don’t Require An IQ Of 300 To Get Them

i love crazy cats :)

This Online Group Collects Cringy Texts From Men And Here Are 50 Of The Absolute Worst Ones

apparently it’s also “boilogy” that men tend to do cringey role play over text 🥴

50 Science Humor Jokes That Don’t Require An IQ Of 300 To Get Them

Yet to continue it doesn’t take much time, since I got to the thirty-four-worded line, and notice that I made those last two words rhyme, which is a brilliant skill of mine

50 Science Humor Jokes That Don’t Require An IQ Of 300 To Get Them

Is it weird that I noticed that slight deviation? I'm not big on angles but if something is off it kinda just becomes obvious. 🤔

35 Facts That Don’t Need A Lot Of Knowledge To Grasp, But Folks Online Only Recently Realized

In old science fiction books I would read things like "you unexpurgerated unprintability!"

40 Times Recruiters Were Dumbfounded By People’s Actual Resumes

I'm not mad at it. They've spent nearly 2 years consistently working to improve a skill. IDK how great their Japanese is, but dedication to putting in the effort a little bit each day is an admirable trait.

35 Absurd Stories That Are 100% True But You Might Find Them Too Wild To Believe

I seriously get tired of all of the people clambering to call everything "Fake!" Like, yeah some stuff is absolutely ridiculous. But also, sometimes ridiculous things happen.

40 Times Recruiters Were Dumbfounded By People’s Actual Resumes

37 years to get a bachelor's degree is impressive in its own way...

"Record A Video Of Yourself", But Somehow, Even Worse!

35 Absurd Stories That Are 100% True But You Might Find Them Too Wild To Believe

When people are blatantly doubtful of anecdotal posts like these, I first think who really cares if it’s probable or not. Then, I think one of two things: they’re either cynical & skeptical to the point of missing all the beauty of life or they’re so young & inexperienced with the world they’ve been trapped in a very tiny bubble. Both are really sad! And as those of us who’ve lived many decades and/or explored the planet, we’ve seen the most unlikely of things. Things completely unbelievable.

Thermodynamics Is Where It's At

Just Typing Up 10+ Characters So It’s Not Auto Declined

50 Hilarious Memes And Posts That You Might Relate To If You Use Emails

Unkind regards

50 Hilarious Memes And Posts That You Might Relate To If You Use Emails

I once had an auto-signature that said “Kind retards”. Simple typo on my part. Lasted a couple of days before someone noticed. We laughed and laughed and laughed.

40 Bits Of History That People Are Shocked To Learn Happened Simultaneously

James wins the internet today

“A Fun Way To Approach Topics That Many Of Us Experience”: 23 Relatable Charts I Made

Technically if you don't have anymore shíts to give you could do this without being a bird.... I don't recommend it tho...

40 Bits Of History That People Are Shocked To Learn Happened Simultaneously

So there's still a lot of debate about astronomical circles in astronomical circles?

40 Bits Of History That People Are Shocked To Learn Happened Simultaneously

A lot of things happened in 1912

30 People Share Weird Family Things That They Didn't Realize Were Not Normal When They Were Kids

This is interesting, and seems like a cultural thing. We generally don't have locks on internal doors here. Literally the only internal door in my house that has a lock is the bathroom, and it's never locked anyway. Same for every house that I can think of. As kids we never closed bedroom doors, neither did our parents, neither did our grandparents at their houses (from what I remember). About the only time I can remember my parents door being closed was when Dad had a migraine and needed dark and quiet.

40 Bits Of History That People Are Shocked To Learn Happened Simultaneously

And yet a tree's rings tell us their age exactly.

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

Well technically IG so, but it's the way Satan turned on God and betrayed him, then recruited his own little army and then manipulated Adam and eve to get back at God and humankind. Because, if eve and adam haven't ate the apple humans wouldn't have to work for anything and everything would be at the tip of our fingertips.

40 Hilarious Restaurant Reviews And Replies, As Shared On 'Takeaway Trauma' (New Pics)

They have a point though. If there really was a hair in the food most people would document and send it back. Then OP says it didn't smell right. Again here most people document and send it back. OP supposedly 1. found a long hair 2. took the hair out 3. Sniffed the curry 4. Decided it smelled wrong and then 5. Ate it anyway. Sounds very unrealistic.

30 People Share Weird Family Things That They Didn't Realize Were Not Normal When They Were Kids

The fact you parents didn't physically harm you doesn't mean your hurt was less.

30 People Share Weird Family Things That They Didn't Realize Were Not Normal When They Were Kids

that’s normal for me, no locks and random inspections

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

My number one reason against suicide: I am way to curious to know how humanity fücks up next. Don't want to miss our bs!

40 Posts To Welcome You Into ‘The Weird Side Of The Internet’

Oh wow, just realized I'm in the same slowly sinking boat as you Victoria 😳😩

40 Posts To Welcome You Into ‘The Weird Side Of The Internet’

I'm so single that even COVID don't want me 😫🤣

40 Posts To Welcome You Into ‘The Weird Side Of The Internet’

Wait that's me

Tenant Thinks Their Stuff Was Stolen While On Vacation, Learns Their Home Was Airbnb'd By Landlord

Believe it or not, some people do not like or wear jewelry. That's an oddly specific item to base your conclusion on. I have zero interest in jewelry, most has no resale value unless you are are super super rich or the queen.

Tenant Thinks Their Stuff Was Stolen While On Vacation, Learns Their Home Was Airbnb'd By Landlord

Ten years ago, I would have agreed. Since the pandemic people have lost their f*****g minds....

Tenant Thinks Their Stuff Was Stolen While On Vacation, Learns Their Home Was Airbnb'd By Landlord

Why did the landlord have a key?

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GenderGander • commented on 2 posts 9 months ago

50 Science Humor Jokes That Don’t Require An IQ Of 300 To Get Them

30 People Share Weird Family Things That They Didn't Realize Were Not Normal When They Were Kids

Omg same except my mom’s reasoning was she didn’t think it looked good (I just buttoned it back up when she wasn’t looking)

GenderGander • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What’s A Book/Movie/Show That Isn’t Popular But You Would Recommend?

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Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You’re Saving Up For? (Closed)

GenderGander • submitted 2 list additions 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Some Art That You Created For Pride Month This Year? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Ask A Question About LGBTQ+ And Allow Commenters To Answer It (Closed)

GenderGander • submitted 13 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Best Drawing

Hey Pandas, Type Your Username Into An AI Image Generator And Share The Results (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Piece Of Advice Would You Give To A Fictional Character? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The Most Real-Sounding Fake Conspiracy Theory You Can Think Of, And The Comments Will Decide Whether Or Not It Seems Real (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Noticed In A TV Show Or Movie? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Latest Artwork (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Stole Something? If So Say In The Comments (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Dream You Ever Remember Having?

Hey Pandas, What's A Single Sentence That Hurt You The Most? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Weird Shower Thoughts? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character In One Or Two Sentences And Let People Guess Who It Is

Hey Pandas, What Is A Non-Serious Issue That Can Surprisingly Divide People? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Type Out A Lyric Or Two And Have People Guess The Song (Closed)

GenderGander • commented on 6 posts 9 months ago

50 Science Humor Jokes That Don’t Require An IQ Of 300 To Get Them

30 People Share Weird Family Things That They Didn't Realize Were Not Normal When They Were Kids

Omg same except my mom’s reasoning was she didn’t think it looked good (I just buttoned it back up when she wasn’t looking)

“Evil Buildings”: 50 Of The Strangest And Most Unique Constructions From Around The World

“Began to tumble. They rolled, and they rolled, until both of them were fairly certain that they had rolled for far longer than was possible. After what seemed like an infinity, they came to a screeching halt, sprawled out on a rusty platform with nothing but the slow drip of water accompanying them.”

‘Retrogeist’: 50 Posts About The ’80s And ’90s That Show How Much The World Has Changed Since

My grandpa is a genius at that game but I could never beat it

50 Memezar Memes That Are Hilariously Relatable

I wasn’t taught that the r word is a bad word until a year or two ago. Not saying they should’ve used it, but they might not have known

40 Times People Summarized Data In Interesting Charts That Might Clear Some Things Up For You

I gotta say C1 or G1

GenderGander • commented on 14 posts 10 months ago

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids

I knew a teddy when I was younger. Not sure if she still goes by it now but it’s not an awful name

"Nostalgia Folder": 40 Pics That Might Unlock Some Memories If You're Old Enough

I was born in the 00s and still related to at least 10 of them

“Could Be Chipotle. Could Be Cancer”: 30 Medics Share Seemingly Harmless Signs That Shouldn’t Be Overlooked

How likely is it for a chronic stuffed nose to be cancer

‘Today I Learned’: 40 Rarely Heard Facts That May Leave Your Inner Brainiac Entertained (New Facts)

Is there a mechanical floating palace in it? I have vague memories of this one scene in a studio ghibli movie I watched a few years ago and I’ve been trying to find it

‘Today I Learned’: 40 Rarely Heard Facts That May Leave Your Inner Brainiac Entertained (New Facts)

I think it’s mostly to offer more detail since autistic ppl are known to get hyperfixated on stuff (idk I’m not autistic)

“Just Here To Shame Clothes”: 30 Bizarre Fashion Fails That Ended Up On This Group

MUSHY GIANT FRIEND

30 ‘Mental Health Memes’ That Even Your Therapist Might Find Funny

Please do share your research resumts

30 ‘Mental Health Memes’ That Even Your Therapist Might Find Funny

Same, and it gets annoying when I go into the bathroom to try and chill out because there’s a mirror along 70% of the wall that I try to avoid at all costs

30 Older People Share Why They Don’t Understand The Younger Generation

Agreed, and seeing them go insane over the same things you went insane over just gives a boost of euphoria because you can go through the “omg cool thing!!!” experience all over again

30 Older People Share Why They Don’t Understand The Younger Generation

I wear contacts so if I had nails that long I would not be able to go about daily life

Hey Pandas, Ask A Question About LGBTQ+ And Allow Commenters To Answer It (Closed)

Thanks! That actually describes my experience pretty well and it’s nice to see I’m not the only one. Thanks for sharing ^^

Hey Pandas, What Is Some Art That You Created For Pride Month This Year? (Closed)

\^_^/

Hey Pandas, What Is Some Art That You Created For Pride Month This Year? (Closed)

Thank you! (Also yes percabeth forever)

40 'Starter Packs' That Were So Spot-On, People Are Feeling Called Out

We had everything except stand TV and vests

GenderGander • upvoted 2 items 8 months ago

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

Drive- thru confession.

People Share What Happened To The Smartest Kid In Their Class (30 Answers)

GenderGander • upvoted 18 items 9 months ago

50 Science Humor Jokes That Don’t Require An IQ Of 300 To Get Them

40 Times Recruiters Were Dumbfounded By People’s Actual Resumes

37 years to get a bachelor's degree is impressive in its own way...

40 Times Recruiters Were Dumbfounded By People’s Actual Resumes

35 Absurd Stories That Are 100% True But You Might Find Them Too Wild To Believe

I seriously get tired of all of the people clambering to call everything "Fake!" Like, yeah some stuff is absolutely ridiculous. But also, sometimes ridiculous things happen.

35 Absurd Stories That Are 100% True But You Might Find Them Too Wild To Believe

This Online Group Collects Cringy Texts From Men And Here Are 50 Of The Absolute Worst Ones

apparently it’s also “boilogy” that men tend to do cringey role play over text 🥴

This Online Group Collects Cringy Texts From Men And Here Are 50 Of The Absolute Worst Ones

*aw. Awe is something else entirely.

35 Facts That Don’t Need A Lot Of Knowledge To Grasp, But Folks Online Only Recently Realized

In old science fiction books I would read things like "you unexpurgerated unprintability!"

"Record A Video Of Yourself", But Somehow, Even Worse!

50 Science Humor Jokes That Don’t Require An IQ Of 300 To Get Them

i love crazy cats :)

Thermodynamics Is Where It's At

50 Science Humor Jokes That Don’t Require An IQ Of 300 To Get Them

Is it weird that I noticed that slight deviation? I'm not big on angles but if something is off it kinda just becomes obvious. 🤔

50 Science Humor Jokes That Don’t Require An IQ Of 300 To Get Them

Between this and the ancient complaint tablet about bribery and disobedient youth I think you're right.

Just Typing Up 10+ Characters So It’s Not Auto Declined

50 Science Humor Jokes That Don’t Require An IQ Of 300 To Get Them

Yet to continue it doesn’t take much time, since I got to the thirty-four-worded line, and notice that I made those last two words rhyme, which is a brilliant skill of mine

“A Fun Way To Approach Topics That Many Of Us Experience”: 23 Relatable Charts I Made

Technically if you don't have anymore shíts to give you could do this without being a bird.... I don't recommend it tho...

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