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Workplace etiquette is very important. Good manners and politeness is what allows people to create harmonious office environments which are crucial to the well-being of employees. Respectful greetings and small talk is the glue that turns an array of different people with wildly different backgrounds and work styles into a cohesive team.

Now that a lot of workplace communication happens online, the need for courteous exchanges also extends to emails and instant messages. Internet etiquette or netiquette is a set of common rules that you can’t veer off of because of how easily written words can be misinterpreted.

However, sometimes it’s very tempting to go off script and cuss out a boss who clearly doesn’t get your boundaries. Or simply leave out the emotionally taxing pleasantries and get to the point right off the bat. Why are we in such a desperate need to start each exchange with “I hope this email finds you well”?

If that’s how you feel, the collection of posts below will make you feel seen. The list consists of netiquette fatigue as well as accidents including wrong attachments, unfortunate typos, and email avoidance. Prepare to relate and dive in.

#1

As He Should

As He Should

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Subrata Pradhan
Community Member
3 years ago

fishy fella

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    #2

    I'm Celebrating 10 Years Of This As My Email Signature At Work. To Date, Not One Person Has Noticed

    I'm Celebrating 10 Years Of This As My Email Signature At Work. To Date, Not One Person Has Noticed

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    AlexJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This needs to be way up higher

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    #3

    Europeans Work To Live, And Americans Live To Work

    Europeans Work To Live, And Americans Live To Work

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    Eva Kašu
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    *cruel laugh in european*

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    #4

    I Wish I Had The Courage To Do That

    I Wish I Had The Courage To Do That

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    Lexekon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It's not the economic system in play, rather it is the fact human nature seeks advantage, and will corrupt ANY system as a result. We have yet to find one immune to such human corruption, it reminds me of a computer virus with no defense present in the system.

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    #5

    Better Later Than Never

    Better Later Than Never

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    So very true.

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    #6

    In My Defense R, And T Are Quite Close

    In My Defense R, And T Are Quite Close

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    maddie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I would so do this.

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    #7

    Me Most Of The Days

    Me Most Of The Days

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yes...I'll have to use this statement!

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    #8

    Odd Ways To End An Email

    Odd Ways To End An Email

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    Lexekon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    With the way life has been going for the world in general, I feel this...

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    #9

    Tag, You're It

    Tag, You're It

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's perfect! You can also use 'up yours' for the more personal/professional emails.

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    #10

    HR At My Work Was Sending Emails To A Different Andrew In Australia For Over A Year. This Is His Response

    HR At My Work Was Sending Emails To A Different Andrew In Australia For Over A Year. This Is His Response

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    Tata Connasse
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I googled "drop bear". Can't stop giggling. It's the Australian version of the Monty Python's rabbit of Caerbannog.

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    #11

    Unhinged Email Sign-Offs Until My Boss Notices

    Unhinged Email Sign-Offs Until My Boss Notices

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    LapCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I once had an auto-signature that said “Kind retards”. Simple typo on my part. Lasted a couple of days before someone noticed. We laughed and laughed and laughed.

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    #12

    So Crazy

    So Crazy

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My favourite to use is 'Oh, so sorry, it's still in my drafts folder and I didn't notice'

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    #13

    Because You Spent Saturday And Sunday Thinking About That Email

    Because You Spent Saturday And Sunday Thinking About That Email

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    B
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Had someone call & say your co worker said they would follow up on 24hrs. It's now 24hs & 1 minute............. I can't with people

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    #14

    Same

    Same

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Poor Slavoj...he's only 30 yrs old. (jk)

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    #15

    We Got A Snowstorm Last Night. My (Female) Boss's Email Probably Shocked A Few People In Our Office

    We Got A Snowstorm Last Night. My (Female) Boss's Email Probably Shocked A Few People In Our Office

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    maddie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    She probably meant the snow was getting plowed. Probably.

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    #16

    Professional Work Email

    Professional Work Email

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    Chocolate llama
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It's "for the sake of the f**k" in a professional setting

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    #17

    Learn Something New Every Day

    Learn Something New Every Day

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    Lexekon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Still laughing....

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    #18

    I Like This Way Better Than "I Hope This Email Finds You Well." This Sender Can Read The Room And Knows No One Is Being Found Well These Days

    I Like This Way Better Than "I Hope This Email Finds You Well." This Sender Can Read The Room And Knows No One Is Being Found Well These Days

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    Subrata Pradhan
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Nice s**t.

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    #19

    I Was Just Going To Carry On Applying For Jobs With Chilli Beef Recipes

    I Was Just Going To Carry On Applying For Jobs With Chilli Beef Recipes

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Your application has been successful, we will expect this served at every lunchtime, and hope your work is adequate.

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    #20

    Relatable

    Relatable

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    Judy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Haven't we all felt like this at one time...?

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    #21

    This Is So True

    This Is So True

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    Carole G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yep!

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    #22

    Free Like A Bird

    Free Like A Bird

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Awww...former employee wishes well to those they left behind.

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    #23

    Fair Enough

    Fair Enough

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    My husband uses “Regards”. I asked him why. He said he prefers it to “Sincerely” because that sounds like you’re trying to justify yourself as being honest. (My husband is the most honest man I know, who has an excellent reputation to uphold, so would never cheat anyone. Ever.) “Regards” sounds professional, but people will never know if it means high regards or low regards.

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    #24

    No One Will Notice

    No One Will Notice

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    Carole G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I can picture this, truly picture as the panic sets in & then, the other shoe drops hilariously. 🤣🤣🤣

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    #25

    I Felt This

    I Felt This

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Then the clock strikes five, this mouse will dive.

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    #26

    Company-Wide Emails Like This Usually Apply More To Some Than They Do To Others

    Company-Wide Emails Like This Usually Apply More To Some Than They Do To Others

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    “Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.” — Dwight Schrute

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    #27

    Accurate

    Accurate

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I would like to know the last one also

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    #28

    It's Monday And You Know What That Means

    It's Monday And You Know What That Means

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is wonderful. This is beautiful. This is art.

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    #29

    It's Almost Usable

    It's Almost Usable

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Still working here because I have to pay bills, StitchIsCuteAndFluffy

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    #30

    I Literally Giggled About This All Day

    I Literally Giggled About This All Day

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    Lexekon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is kind of epic...

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    #31

    I Wanted To Hurl Myself Into The Sun

    I Wanted To Hurl Myself Into The Sun

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    Lexekon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Blame auto correct. Then include another example, preferably mentioning the new company policy requiring drop bears to be fed regularly in the parking garage... blame auto correct for that one in the same email, but avoid explaining what the original message could have possibly been.

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    #32

    Omg If I Were The Recipient I'd Be So Stoked. Would Show All My Friends And Make Them Jealous

    Omg If I Were The Recipient I'd Be So Stoked. Would Show All My Friends And Make Them Jealous

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    MasterJoseph
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yeah!

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    #33

    Gotta Be The Second One. Do It For The People Who Are Not Paying Attention To What Is In The Middle

    Gotta Be The Second One. Do It For The People Who Are Not Paying Attention To What Is In The Middle

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    Luna W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The second one... Finish off strong! Lol

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    #34

    My Friend Sent This Email To His CEO And All Employees Using A Fake Account. "No One Should Have To Poop In Fear"

    My Friend Sent This Email To His CEO And All Employees Using A Fake Account. "No One Should Have To Poop In Fear"

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    Lexekon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Include an attachment of Nicolas Cage's picture, the one with that enthusiastic smile...

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    #35

    Unique Work Email Sign-Off

    Unique Work Email Sign-Off

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    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "With all due respect." Could be that no respect is due. So open-ended.

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    #36

    The Passive-Aggressive Smiley Gets Them Every Time

    The Passive-Aggressive Smiley Gets Them Every Time

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I had an email the other day that got my blood boiling. Being at home, I resisted the urge to reply immediately (which would not have been received well) and power washed the driveway to release my frustrations. That made all the difference because whilst I was outside, a second email arrived from the same source that dealt with the issue and I didn't need to answer after all.

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    #37

    As A Precaution, I Leave The Building After Every Email

    As A Precaution, I Leave The Building After Every Email

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    Danielle
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ideally then taking a week's holiday.

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    #38

    My Husband Calls That Person My Representative

    My Husband Calls That Person My Representative

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Same. I read my old clinic notes and wonder how the heck I wrote that.

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    #39

    Being A Millennial And Having To Deal With Work Emails

    Being A Millennial And Having To Deal With Work Emails

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    Min
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago

    Wait, does this person think this is specific to one generation?

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    #40

    Apologizing For Your Own Existence Is Generally Just The Polite Thing To Do

    Apologizing For Your Own Existence Is Generally Just The Polite Thing To Do

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    maddie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is just me in every conversation, not just professional ones.

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    #41

    I Don't Know Why Am I This Way

    I Don't Know Why Am I This Way

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    Lexekon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Tell them it is a UK thing, or South Africa style, to say such things in the Agape inspired version of universal love. You certainly understand if they feel less dramatic email signatures going forward.

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    #42

    The Worst

    The Worst

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    A previous post suggests you leave the building immediately!!! Go!!!

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    #43

    It's A Matter Of Perspective

    It's A Matter Of Perspective

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Maybe she's just trying to read the stuff in the bottom corner of her papers. :P

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    #44

    This Is How I Effectively Sign-Off Emails Now

    This Is How I Effectively Sign-Off Emails Now

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    Ash
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    stealing this...

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    #45

    Passive-Aggressive Sign-Off

    Passive-Aggressive Sign-Off

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Yes, very sad. Anyway..."

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    #46

    Quick Thinking

    Quick Thinking

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    bbfa
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I set up a Verizon meeting and provided the phone link number with one digit wrong. It sent a bunch of partners from the Big Four company to a phone sex line. The boss called me in and made me dial it in front of him. They thought it was hilarious, thankfully.

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    #47

    Those Exclamation Marks Are Key

    Those Exclamation Marks Are Key

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I’ve done a few “Thanks (and Sorry!)” emails myself, so yeah.

    #48

    So True

    So True

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    'Please hesitate to reach out with any questions' is hilarious!

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    #49

    This Is Genius

    This Is Genius

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    Lexekon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Dominant behavior in a company context, bold move.

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    #50

    I Sent This Email To My Coworker On My Second Day Of Work

    I Sent This Email To My Coworker On My Second Day Of Work

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    your 2nd day of work? does that mean you got stuck on your 1st day and spent the night?

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    #51

    Lonely Weekend

    Lonely Weekend

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    #52

    How I Confirm New Employee's Email Is Working

    How I Confirm New Employee's Email Is Working

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    MAL
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    WTF is Red 5 doing? He turned off his targeting computer?! What a moron.

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    #53

    Unfortunate Mistype

    Unfortunate Mistype

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    maddie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well did they have a good afterboob?

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    #54

    No Updates Yet

    No Updates Yet

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    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Sounds like an unemployment problem lol

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    #55

    What A Lovely Poetry

    What A Lovely Poetry

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    Anna Losonczy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope."

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    #56

    Use Simply "Regards" To Convey Your Incandescent Rage

    Use Simply "Regards" To Convey Your Incandescent Rage

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    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Pingu! 🐧

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    #57

    My Spin Instructor Sent Me An Instagram Post Of My Tweet. I've Finally Made It

    My Spin Instructor Sent Me An Instagram Post Of My Tweet. I've Finally Made It

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    Rainwing_Demigod
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    So true 🤣

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    #58

    If They Really Need It, They'll Ask Again

    If They Really Need It, They'll Ask Again

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Then by the time I get over it, it’s too awkward to reply anyway, so I just delete it.

    #59

    And No Meeting Invites. That's Just Ridiculous

    And No Meeting Invites. That's Just Ridiculous

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Put that in your automatic Out of Office reply, and add “Hey, I’m just saying what we’re all thinking.”

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    #60

    I Think Fighting One Coworker Every Couple Of Months, Would Solve A Lot Of Problems

    I Think Fighting One Coworker Every Couple Of Months, Would Solve A Lot Of Problems

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    #61

    This Email Did Not Find Me Well

    This Email Did Not Find Me Well

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    14.5 hours, which include my off hours and all of overnight, does not constitute two entire days in anyone’s bubble. I like how people are now only counting up the minutes they were on the clock to show exactly how long it’s been. For this person, it’s only been 12 minutes; 7 from yesterday plus 5 from today, not two days. No way.

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    #62

    Rollercoaster Of Emotions

    Rollercoaster Of Emotions

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    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I would "never receive" the second email. Say it to my face when I call about my start date. 50/50 chance they won't have the balls

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    #63

    My Biggest Work Email Fail

    My Biggest Work Email Fail

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    Chriss21
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My boss once told me to go to my room...

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    #64

    This Is The Mood

    This Is The Mood

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    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Management- "IT WAS IN AN EMAIL- 3 TIMES"

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    #65

    This Is Why I Love Working Remotely

    This Is Why I Love Working Remotely

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Only I can never achieve a perfect circle, so will probably miss you on several rounds, until you finally get tired of waiting and find someone else who can do a perfect circle. (That’s a relief, because I didn’t want to do it in the first place, but had to act like I was eager to jump in and help.)

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    #66

    Eeek

    Eeek

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You mousy little thing, you!

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    #67

    You Can Never Have Too Many Hanks

    You Can Never Have Too Many Hanks

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    Lucy Covington
    Community Member
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    3 years ago

    I often do the Manyt hanks.

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    #68

    Working With People In Europe. What Is A Vacation Again?

    Working With People In Europe. What Is A Vacation Again?

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    maddie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I like the person who was just like "don't even try to talk to me."

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    #69

    Get The Baby A Little Suit And Put Them In Reception

    Get The Baby A Little Suit And Put Them In Reception

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    AlexJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'd create a new email account for the baby and start sending them some of my tasks. If the baby is part of the team, then it's time to start contributing. Also, new person to blame.

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    #70

    The Right Way Of Starting An Email

    The Right Way Of Starting An Email

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    bbfa
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is the one and only Mr. Darcy for me.

    #71

    Normalize Tone Indicators In Work/Professional Environments

    Normalize Tone Indicators In Work/Professional Environments

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    ThatGuyFR
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    :(

    #72

    Is "Cheers" A Very British Thing To Say In An Email?

    Is "Cheers" A Very British Thing To Say In An Email?

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    Andi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    it is in a friendly work email - to someone you know or have been in extended correspondence with. or to wind up a real stiff shirt!

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    #73

    I've Accidentally Sent An Email To The Wrong Person

    I've Accidentally Sent An Email To The Wrong Person

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    Rainwing_Demigod
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oops

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    #74

    Dealing With Work Emails

    Dealing With Work Emails

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yep...this happens to me CONSTANTLY.

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    #75

    Work Email

    Work Email

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    #76

    And Each Will Wonder Which One They Are

    And Each Will Wonder Which One They Are

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    Soton_Sherpa
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I start all my emails to my line manager with "Hail, Dread Leader". Luckily she has a sense sense of humour! 🤭

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    #77

    Could Never Find Me

    Could Never Find Me

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    Judy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Looks like the Maid of Honor has lost her Honor and gotten in a brawl!!!

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    #78

    The Email Didn't Find Me Well At All

    The Email Didn't Find Me Well At All

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    AKA My office/cubicle/desk (whatever a*****e came up with open office design can go f**k themself, btw).

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    #79

    Going To Ignore The Other Messages You Sent Telling Me About The Email

    Going To Ignore The Other Messages You Sent Telling Me About The Email

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well, as someone who sometimes suffers from “email attachment disorder”, I end up having to send two emails, because I forgot to attach what I was talking about in the first email to the first email. S**t happens, you know.

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    #80

    That's Why There Is An Archive Button. This Way, You Only Feel The Guilt Once, Then Forget About It

    That's Why There Is An Archive Button. This Way, You Only Feel The Guilt Once, Then Forget About It

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    #81

    This Rejection Email

    This Rejection Email

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Lotta corn with those puns too.

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    #82

    Email Sign-Offs

    Email Sign-Offs

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    Lexekon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Where does simply putting a hyphen in front of your name land, particularly if you used an emoji just above it? Asking for a friend....

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    #83

    New Email Signature

    New Email Signature

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    #84

    I Hope This Email Doesn't Find You

    I Hope This Email Doesn't Find You

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    #85

    Indecisiveness Bites Back

    Indecisiveness Bites Back

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Or more like that double crossing rat bastard Spellcheck arbitrarily added the “s”, even though it’s not grammatically correct. It just did it again while I was writing this comment. MFer, a pox on you and your family.

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    #86

    Idea

    Idea

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I really do love this one.

    #87

    It Finds Me Well, And Leaves Me Not

    It Finds Me Well, And Leaves Me Not

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    maddie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Sounds like a fairytale

    #88

    People Need To Know

    People Need To Know

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What’s the censored word?

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    #89

    Good Idea

    Good Idea

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Awww yeah. I like that idea. It would totally put a smile on my face

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    #90

    Fighting Words

    Fighting Words

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    #91

    Casual Email To My Boss

    Casual Email To My Boss

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    Lexekon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    We like you. Do go on....

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    #92

    I'm Using This As My Intro Going Forward

    I'm Using This As My Intro Going Forward

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Who’s “Seve”?

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    #93

    This Is How It Feels Talking To People Who Actually Have Energy Without Wanting To Seem Rude Or Uninterested

    This Is How It Feels Talking To People Who Actually Have Energy Without Wanting To Seem Rude Or Uninterested

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    #94

    It's Always Good To Have A Few Enemies To Keep You On Your Toes

    It's Always Good To Have A Few Enemies To Keep You On Your Toes

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    And you will never know if I mean it as good regards or bad regards. Bwahahahaha!

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    #95

    More Like "I'm Trying My Best"

    More Like "I'm Trying My Best"

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    #96

    That Sounds Just Right

    That Sounds Just Right

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    #97

    When It's More Of A Serious Email: "Trust All Is Well"

    When It's More Of A Serious Email: "Trust All Is Well"

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Deleted comment as it was on the wrong entry. Whoops!

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    #98

    I've Accidentally Attached The Wrong Photo And Sent It To My Boss

    I've Accidentally Attached The Wrong Photo And Sent It To My Boss

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    Soton_Sherpa
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's gonna sting!

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    #99

    I Emailed My Work Yesterday Morning To Let Them Know I Was Sick And Wouldn't Be Able To Work

    I Emailed My Work Yesterday Morning To Let Them Know I Was Sick And Wouldn't Be Able To Work

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yep, they’re genuinely sick.

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    #100

    This Inspirational Quote In The Signature Of An Email I Received At Work

    This Inspirational Quote In The Signature Of An Email I Received At Work

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Huh? And who TF is this Len person?

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    #101

    This

    This

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    And I say this with much love.

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    #102

    She Just Came Up To Me And Goes "(Chief's Name) Just Told Me To Reread What I Sent Out. I Hate My Life"

    She Just Came Up To Me And Goes "(Chief's Name) Just Told Me To Reread What I Sent Out. I Hate My Life"

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    A low key way of saying they just pissed down your back and are telling you it’s raining?

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    #103

    Checking My Emails During The Vacation

    Checking My Emails During The Vacation

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    #104

    It Sounds Like He Needs A PR Team, A Manager, And An Assistant

    It Sounds Like He Needs A PR Team, A Manager, And An Assistant

    itslaurentbtw Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    I have worked at places where people got email forward crazy, and I was getting hundreds of emails that had nothing to do with me, but my email address just maybe happened to be included in the original email, or a mass emailing. I f*****g HATE Google for that s**t. It made for CONSTANT interruptions to see if it was important, and 999 times out of 1000, it was not. So, unless I could find any entry that had to do with me, or was of any importance at all (some would just be constant reiterations of “Congratulations!” or “Good Luck”, and be for employees I didn’t even know), I would just start bulk deleting them at the end of every day. Do NOT just jump on the Forward bandwagon, folks, unless you want to bug the s**t out of EVERYBODY, and not just the person you’re directly emailing. Send them a new email, addressed only to them, FFS!

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    #105

    Who Am I? Where Am I? When Am I? Why Am I?

    Who Am I? Where Am I? When Am I? Why Am I?

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    Luke T
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    2020 has been a long year, almost feels like 3

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    #106

    Most Insufferable Work Gibberish Phrase

    Most Insufferable Work Gibberish Phrase

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    #107

    That's Why I Have At Least 2 Different Emails

    That's Why I Have At Least 2 Different Emails

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'd like to point out my hatred for pfp = profile picture. It's an icon, or an avatar. At best it's a PP. Unless you're suggesting it's a Pro File Picture. Which it isn't. /oldmanshoutsatclouds

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    #108

    Me Every Workday

    Me Every Workday

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    #109

    Sign-Offs And Their Meaning

    Sign-Offs And Their Meaning

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    Luna W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What about "Kindly,..."..??

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    #110

    Dealing With My Coworker

    Dealing With My Coworker

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    #111

    I'm Not Alone

    I'm Not Alone

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    Barbara Kayton
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Lying in bed reading this, trying not to disturb my partner, but the bed is shaking because I’m laughing so much! 😂😂😂

    #112

    Chaotic

    Chaotic

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    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    97 unread emails this morning after having 1 day off. yup, livin' the dream.

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