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Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier.
Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!
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135 Dark Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty three times.The Funniest Dark Jokes From The Internet
I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45. It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.135 Dark Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing
What’s the difference between a dinosaur and a lump of coal? Sixty million years.135 Dark Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing
Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
Chasing Invisible Magic
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.135 Dark Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.135 Dark Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have ten left." The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."Dark Humor Jokes You Shouldn’t Share (But Will)
Mom, the kids are laughing at me, they say my teeth are too long!” – “Oh shush, now you’ve scratched the whole floor again!135 Dark Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie? A family photo.
Leveling Up in Patience
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.135 Dark Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing
My son, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose, son," I told him.
Early Morning Stakes
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?" "Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"
Color Me Curious
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Woodshop in Full Swing
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
Final Exit Strategy
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.135 Dark Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing
Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.135 Dark Jokes That'll Make You Feel Guilty For Laughing
Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off? He's all right now!This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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