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Juno French • upvoted 36 items 2 months ago

Funny

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Probably what we’re all thinking….you’re a sh*t human being and a prime covidiot.

Funny

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Probably what we’re all thinking….you’re a sh*t human being and a prime covidiot.

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“And these blast points, too accurate for sand people. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise." ....hmmm. no.

Artist Illustrates 34 Funny Situations Superheroes Face When No One's Watching (New Pics)

or, take a selfie while the world burns. Priorities, ya know?

Artist Illustrates 34 Funny Situations Superheroes Face When No One's Watching (New Pics)

Deadpool in the background...

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

To me it usually means "just pick one and leave me alone"

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Yeah... I was at my friend's house staying for a few days and then I forgot to do the assignment from our teacher. My friend was like "No worries! I haven't started it either." And then I felt much better, because then I wouldn't be the only one. When we got back to school, we realized that 80% of the kids in my class haven't done it. We all got a detention :)

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

And 600000000000 hours with the wrong person

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

When somebody gets up early to scrape the ice off your car just to be nice. :)

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Or a gif that expresses my reaction perfectly, but doesn't misappropriate another race and is from a celebrity I like.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

My exams are near and i have strict indian parents so wish me luck

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Because meth x (cocaine)^2 isn't a wise option....

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Ever pack a lunch and think a sandwich, fruit snacks, fruit, a granola bar, passion flakey and juice box wouldn't be enough and you'll just starve to death all day?

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

This always confused me. I eat chicken. I don't cluck and lay eggs. I eat eggs. I don't lay under a chicken until the farmer comes and collects me to be cracked or boiled.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Common sense is surprisingly uncommon

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Hehehe yes I invented the chair and water I think I'd be perfect

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Or the Fight Club

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Lol

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Now we're 3 years into the pandemic And world war lll.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

The same ones I wore to bed

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Imagine the forever falling dimension.... but... Stephen's last mud baby is flying in there too... but due to aerodynamics a different speed.....who knows maybe you will meet.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Depends on what continent you’re currently in. I think I heard something in the distance though

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Nah, usually it means "I have a distinct preference and if you choose the wrong one I will never forgive you"

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

I complained loudly about being single so my crush would notice me. I am no longer single :)

Artist Illustrates 34 Funny Situations Superheroes Face When No One's Watching (New Pics)

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Artist Illustrates 34 Funny Situations Superheroes Face When No One's Watching (New Pics)

Wait....what is he using as the trigger?

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

It's a secret

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Alternate definition, the hours of school in which feel like an eternity.

Artist Illustrates 34 Funny Situations Superheroes Face When No One's Watching (New Pics)

Love the hinged c**k-shield.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Who did you eat

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Me being aromantic

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"Hey guys,, so today I'm gonna be taking down Godzilla with my bestie, Batman!"

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

You can, but only once.

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

This is the best explanation I've ever seen

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

It's supposed to say the diagnosis came out of the blue, or was unexpected, but because they were diagnosed with being colorblind, they put orange, because they can't differentiate colors.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

I'm still a person =( how boring

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Juno French • commented on 4 posts 2 months ago

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Who did you eat

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

You can, but only once.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Who did you eat

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

You can, but only once.

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

This is the best explanation I've ever seen

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

It's supposed to say the diagnosis came out of the blue, or was unexpected, but because they were diagnosed with being colorblind, they put orange, because they can't differentiate colors.

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Juno French • commented on 20 posts 2 months ago

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Who did you eat

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

You can, but only once.

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

This is the best explanation I've ever seen

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

It's supposed to say the diagnosis came out of the blue, or was unexpected, but because they were diagnosed with being colorblind, they put orange, because they can't differentiate colors.

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I've been doing this since I was 11.

‘The True Memeing Of Life’: 50 Tastefully Offensive Tweets Shared On This Instagram Page

I think they'd run it better than we do, so I'm not super worried.

‘The True Memeing Of Life’: 50 Tastefully Offensive Tweets Shared On This Instagram Page

I'm a fan of "the morbs" myself.

‘The True Memeing Of Life’: 50 Tastefully Offensive Tweets Shared On This Instagram Page

Let's be honest though. A spicy enough taco could easily beat the real Kylo Ren in a fight.

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No problem.

30 Parents Share Hilariously Stupid Situations That Devastated Their Toddlers

Although don't throw fish either, it's rude.

30 Parents Share Hilariously Stupid Situations That Devastated Their Toddlers

My family calls that kerfwable sock, and I still don't know why.

35 Ridiculous Reasons Kids Were Punished At School, As Shared By People On Twitter

Next they'll suspend kids for sneezing.

35 Ridiculous Reasons Kids Were Punished At School, As Shared By People On Twitter

When you have been a naughty child and must sit alone to atone for your naughty child crimes.

Artist Reveals What’s Wrong With Our Modern Society In These 30 Satirical Illustrations

Very profound.

Artist Reveals What’s Wrong With Our Modern Society In These 30 Satirical Illustrations

Or a skull

Artist Reveals What’s Wrong With Our Modern Society In These 30 Satirical Illustrations

This is sweet

Artist Reveals What’s Wrong With Our Modern Society In These 30 Satirical Illustrations

The man's desk is stable and easy to use, while the woman's desk is precarious and wobbly. This shows how different genders are treated in the workplace.

"Chaotic Neutral": 50 People Who Are Neither Good Nor Bad And Hilariously Act As They Please

I think there's actually a holiday in August called "leave a zucchini on your neighbor's porch day", created to help get rid of excess zucchinis. I forget the specifics, but I'm sure Google knows something.

50 Uplifting Animal Pictures To Help You Get Through The Week

I'm so sorry.

50 Uplifting Animal Pictures To Help You Get Through The Week

Sorry for your loss.

Juno French • upvoted 20 items 2 months ago

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Wish this could be used for office refrigerators.

Artist Shows What Superheroes And Other Famous Characters Do When They Are Not Saving The World ( New Comics)

Artist Illustrates 34 Funny Situations Superheroes Face When No One's Watching (New Pics)

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Artist Illustrates 34 Funny Situations Superheroes Face When No One's Watching (New Pics)

Wait....what is he using as the trigger?

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50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Artist Illustrates 34 Funny Situations Superheroes Face When No One's Watching (New Pics)

Artist Illustrates 34 Funny Situations Superheroes Face When No One's Watching (New Pics)

Artist Illustrates 34 Funny Situations Superheroes Face When No One's Watching (New Pics)

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

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50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Artist Illustrates 34 Funny Situations Superheroes Face When No One's Watching (New Pics)

Artist Illustrates 34 Funny Situations Superheroes Face When No One's Watching (New Pics)

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Artist Illustrates 34 Funny Situations Superheroes Face When No One's Watching (New Pics)

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50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

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