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Heidi Zimmermann • upvoted 5 items 13 hours ago

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Hey! Where's the banana??

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Aaaaaaaaaand wash your hands. Many many many times. Why on earth would anyone pick anything like this on cementary with bare hands? Did he lick it as well?

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Hey! Where's the banana??

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Aaaaaaaaaand wash your hands. Many many many times. Why on earth would anyone pick anything like this on cementary with bare hands? Did he lick it as well?

People Who've Been Single For A While Now Reveal Why They're Glad To Not Be In A Relationship (30 Pics)

I’m in a relationship and I can do that too

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Well the speculum hasn’t changed much except some are now plastic. At least the plastic isn’t as cold as the metal lol.

People Who've Been Single For A While Now Reveal Why They're Glad To Not Be In A Relationship (30 Pics)

if your hubbie or boyfriend cares so much about what you are wearing at home... I honestly think women can look a lot better with a messy bun and no makeup.

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Heidi Zimmermann • upvoted an item 1 day ago

30 Interesting Things People Didn’t Learn At School And Decided To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Never ridicule an opponent. It only shows what a d**k you are.

Heidi Zimmermann • commented on a post 3 days ago

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves Because They Didn't Realize Who They Were Talking To

I love Tony Hawk tweets. Everyone knows him but no one recognizes him when he stands in front of them.

Heidi Zimmermann • upvoted 4 items 3 days ago

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves Because They Didn't Realize Who They Were Talking To

Still, you should read what you write.

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves Because They Didn't Realize Who They Were Talking To

I personally despise Elon Musk just for his highly obnoxious attitude that's clearly an act to gain popularity online. It's just so fake & disgusting, plus it often comes across as abrasive. That's not even touching on his flaming transphobia.

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves Because They Didn't Realize Who They Were Talking To

Still, you should read what you write.

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves Because They Didn't Realize Who They Were Talking To

Naturopathic """doctors""" should be imprisoned for scamming, fraud, spreading extremely dangerous misinformation, & endangering lives. Same with anyone who practices pseudoscience for anything more than recreation. This s**t kills people.

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves Because They Didn't Realize Who They Were Talking To

Karma is a wonderful thing, more so when it's of the instant variety.

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Heidi Zimmermann • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

My Shoulder Cat Isn't Nearly As Cute As Everyone Else's

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Heidi Zimmermann • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

40 People Share The Funniest Things They Heard Someone Say In Their Sleep

My husband is quite sweet in his sleep...sometimes he rolls over to me at night, puts a hand on my chest and says "my boobies" 😁 once he turned around, pulled me over to him and said "you are my sweetheart".

Heidi Zimmermann • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

The True Spirit Of Christmas

My Niece Loves Santa Claus. My Dad Loves My Niece. Dad's Been Growing That Beard Since May

The True Spirit Of Christmas

My Niece Loves Santa Claus. My Dad Loves My Niece. Dad's Been Growing That Beard Since May

Funny-Parenting-Tweets-December

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Heidi Zimmermann • upvoted 14 items 1 month ago

After Not Seeing My Grandparents For Months, They Finally Figured Out How "To Work Facetime." This Was My Grandpa’s Face When He Saw Me

45 Food Industry Workers Share Their Stories About Clients With Really Specific Demands

That offends MY ancestors, and I'm not even Japanese.

After Not Seeing My Grandparents For Months, They Finally Figured Out How "To Work Facetime." This Was My Grandpa’s Face When He Saw Me

45 Food Industry Workers Share Their Stories About Clients With Really Specific Demands

That offends MY ancestors, and I'm not even Japanese.

53 Times People Actually 'Did The Math' And Found Out These Interesting Things

I don't see much of a point in rating "you drank a lot of alcohol" as better than "you drank some alcohol". Louis didn't claim that they got wasted... Yes, I'm fun at parties.

This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

im a girl and HATE shopping ughh

This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

you broke he 4th wall, sir.

This Is German Retiree Paul Sperber, Aged 78. He Has Been Building A Model City Out Of Paper For Almost 65 Years

My Dad Is 52 Y/O And His Hobby Is Making These Weird Heads? He Doesn’t Think They’re Any Good But Considering He Makes Them From Scratch I Think They’re Amazing!

How Many Cigarettes Would It Take?

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They've Seen While On The Job (40 New Pics)

I suppose it is more of a what *was* that...

890K People On Twitter Are Cracking Up At This Dad Who Decided To Photoshop His Ex-Wife Out Of A Family Pic Before Posting It

All I can focus on is that comment "Herbert this is twitter not therapy go away" XDDDD

A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was Ok

Zoom Bombing

He's Strong With The Dad Jokes

'Toxic Masculinity': People Hating On These 'Inappropriate' Dad And Son Pics Get Shut Down With The Perfect Response

I just find this so sad that a father hugging his own son is seemed as inappropriate. We certainly have a loooong way to go in ending the stupid toxic maculinity.

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Heidi Zimmermann • upvoted 7 items 2 months ago

19 Ancient Fossils That’ll Make You Say ‘Whoa’

I think that should be 'they died f***ing.'

19 Ancient Fossils That’ll Make You Say ‘Whoa’

They f***ing died

19 Ancient Fossils That’ll Make You Say ‘Whoa’

I think that should be 'they died f***ing.'

19 Ancient Fossils That’ll Make You Say ‘Whoa’

They f***ing died

40 Times People Questioned If These Wedding Cakes Were The Right Choice For The Big Day

Instead of spraying gold on white fondant, they might have done it on chocolate coating, before the chocolate was "set". My cousin got a cake decorating kit with a sprayer and this looks like her attempted at a gilded chocolate-covered cake....

30 People Are Sharing Their Worst Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread

I'd still send the video to the police to see if you can have his permit taken..

30 People Are Sharing Their Worst Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread

The nerve of this woman! Why would a manager allow this idiot to get by with this? Just to get rid of her?

30 People Are Sharing Their Worst Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread

Hhmmmm. Why is it harder for 5’ 1” females/women to get pepper spray/ mace/ weapons to defend themselves when this backwards hickabilly dipshit with damaged cognitive faculties and probably mental illness can obtain a weapon and walk into a place of business and intimidate someone for extra food?

30 People Are Sharing Their Worst Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread

With that father, he will grow up being told he's a failure at everything he does.

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Heidi Zimmermann • commented on a post 2 months ago

30 People Are Sharing Their Worst Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread

Some people crawl out of bed in the morning and think to themselves "Who am I ruining the day to feel better about myself today?"

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Heidi Zimmermann • commented on a post 3 days ago

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves Because They Didn't Realize Who They Were Talking To

I love Tony Hawk tweets. Everyone knows him but no one recognizes him when he stands in front of them.

Heidi Zimmermann • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

40 People Share The Funniest Things They Heard Someone Say In Their Sleep

Heidi Zimmermann • commented on 8 posts 2 months ago

30 People Are Sharing Their Worst Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread

Some people crawl out of bed in the morning and think to themselves "Who am I ruining the day to feel better about myself today?"

40 Times People Questioned If These Wedding Cakes Were The Right Choice For The Big Day

Is this some kind of bad reaction from the ingredients with the goldcolor or why has it this barf green? Anybody an idea?

40 Times People Questioned If These Wedding Cakes Were The Right Choice For The Big Day

Left the tires before the race and right after the race was over...or the car had an accident

Artist Takes A Different Drug Every Day And Draws A Self-Portrait Under The Influence, Suffers Brain Damage (30 Pics)

Dimethyltryptamine

50 People Share Sayings They Grew Up With Only To Later Find Out They Were Unique To Their Family

"Bin ich Jesus? Kann ich übers Wasser gehen?" ("Am I Jesus? Can I walk on water?")

50 People Share Sayings They Grew Up With Only To Later Find Out They Were Unique To Their Family

My father used to say "You still have your first pair of legs" or "Your legs are younger than mine, they still have to practice"

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Our son did the same. I said "first empty your mouth before you speak", he spat it all out and then told me...since then it was "first eat up what is in your mouth and then tell". You never stop learning xD

30 People Respond To "What Are Some Plot Holes So Big You Can Drive A Truck Through?"

I wouldn't say it's a plot hole, more a joke or a form of sarcasm. He says "...or I will feed you to my children. I'm kidding, we're vegetarians."

Heidi Zimmermann • commented on a post 5 months ago

30 Times People Hilariously Worked Their Way Around Forgetting Or Not Knowing Particular English Words

We are german and when i read a lot of english sites and listen to all of my favorite youtube channels i forget the german words when i tell him things that i read or watch. I than try to explain with the weirdest discriptions what i want to tell him.

Heidi Zimmermann • commented on 7 posts 6 months ago

Sellers Of 'Breathable Masks' Get Called Out For Selling These Items Which Obviously Don't Work

@Sterrinatu Don't get me wrong, I don't mean people who have problems like asthma, claustrophobia or something like that (my mum and I also have panic attacks under the mask regularly, I understand you)...I mean those who out of pure spite and stupidity say "I don't want to wear a mask because jadda jadda jadda"

30 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working And They Forgot How To Use The English Language

Yay...this is for people like me who always do the opposite of what the sign says

Sellers Of 'Breathable Masks' Get Called Out For Selling These Items Which Obviously Don't Work

...a $1000 covidiot charge... I like that very much, every shop should offer this - mask or $1000 (or more) charge for "No Mask Shopping" :)

Sellers Of 'Breathable Masks' Get Called Out For Selling These Items Which Obviously Don't Work

Why do so many stupid people argue that they can't breathe with the mask on!? I am so tired of people who think they are better than others and hurt/kill other people with their stubbornness and stupidity.

30 Pics That Illustrate Why America Is #1 When It Comes To Coronavirus Cases

I am so sorry for all those who have to deal with such "specialists" every day anew. The worst thing about it is that these people don't understand that they play Russian roulette not only with their own lives but also with the lives of every person they pass by.

50 Times People Saw Someone Acting So Stupid, They Just Had To Share

And right after the statement the question "How did you even know where to put it?"

50 Times People Saw Someone Acting So Stupid, They Just Had To Share

When my sister was pregnant we also joked about whether my brother or I would become uncle or aunt, in the sense of whether she would have a boy or a girl

Heidi Zimmermann • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

Artist Beautifully Illustrates This Monster Story That's Been Making People Emotional For Years

Lovely and sad

Wife Documents Husband’s Hilarious Attempts To Make The Bed After Doing It Herself For 45 Years

My parents had for years exactly one extra pillow on the bed and that was the one i had in my pram/stroller (whatever your word is :) ) as a baby and as i become a mom they gifted me the pillow for the baby.

Heidi Zimmermann • upvoted 5 items 13 hours ago

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Hey! Where's the banana??

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Aaaaaaaaaand wash your hands. Many many many times. Why on earth would anyone pick anything like this on cementary with bare hands? Did he lick it as well?

People Who've Been Single For A While Now Reveal Why They're Glad To Not Be In A Relationship (30 Pics)

I’m in a relationship and I can do that too

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Well the speculum hasn’t changed much except some are now plastic. At least the plastic isn’t as cold as the metal lol.

People Who've Been Single For A While Now Reveal Why They're Glad To Not Be In A Relationship (30 Pics)

if your hubbie or boyfriend cares so much about what you are wearing at home... I honestly think women can look a lot better with a messy bun and no makeup.

Heidi Zimmermann • upvoted an item 1 day ago

30 Interesting Things People Didn’t Learn At School And Decided To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Never ridicule an opponent. It only shows what a d**k you are.

Heidi Zimmermann • upvoted 4 items 3 days ago

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves Because They Didn't Realize Who They Were Talking To

Still, you should read what you write.

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves Because They Didn't Realize Who They Were Talking To

Karma is a wonderful thing, more so when it's of the instant variety.

Heidi Zimmermann • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

40 People Share The Funniest Things They Heard Someone Say In Their Sleep

Aww, his so sweet. :D

40 People Share The Funniest Things They Heard Someone Say In Their Sleep

They're his boobies! (i mean obvi they're yours but like. idk you know what i mean)

My Shoulder Cat Isn't Nearly As Cute As Everyone Else's

Heidi Zimmermann • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

The True Spirit Of Christmas

My Niece Loves Santa Claus. My Dad Loves My Niece. Dad's Been Growing That Beard Since May

Funny-Parenting-Tweets-December

Heidi Zimmermann • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

After Not Seeing My Grandparents For Months, They Finally Figured Out How "To Work Facetime." This Was My Grandpa’s Face When He Saw Me

45 Food Industry Workers Share Their Stories About Clients With Really Specific Demands

That offends MY ancestors, and I'm not even Japanese.

53 Times People Actually 'Did The Math' And Found Out These Interesting Things

I don't see much of a point in rating "you drank a lot of alcohol" as better than "you drank some alcohol". Louis didn't claim that they got wasted... Yes, I'm fun at parties.

This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

im a girl and HATE shopping ughh

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