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Heidi Zimmermann • upvoted 14 items 1 year ago

50 Of The Funniest Examples Of “You Had One Job” Fails (New Pics)

Not gonna lie it took me a minute....

"That's It, I'm Craft Shaming": 40 Posts About People Who Haven't Mastered The Art Of DIY

Hun I think you're thinking of the clit

50 Of The Funniest Examples Of “You Had One Job” Fails (New Pics)

Not gonna lie it took me a minute....

"That's It, I'm Craft Shaming": 40 Posts About People Who Haven't Mastered The Art Of DIY

Hun I think you're thinking of the clit

"That's It, I'm Craft Shaming": 40 Posts About People Who Haven't Mastered The Art Of DIY

oh, thanks for the explanation. I have seen something else..and not proud about it now.

"That's It, I'm Craft Shaming": 40 Posts About People Who Haven't Mastered The Art Of DIY

I would have become a millionaire if I managed to sell all my paper boats at this monstrosity of a price!!!

People Are Sharing The Dumbest Rules That Their Schools Ever Enforced, And Here Are 50 Of The Most Mind-Boggling Ones

If my daughter defends herself she knows she won't get into trouble at home even if she gets suspended.

People Are Sharing The Dumbest Rules That Their Schools Ever Enforced, And Here Are 50 Of The Most Mind-Boggling Ones

What a way to welcomw you into the country as a citizen

45 'Forbidden Food' Examples You Shouldn't Ever Eat (New Pics)

They should stop making medicine that looks like candy!

Jerk Neighbors Pour Poison Over Couple's Tomatoes, Couple Unleash An Ant Army On Them

Come on, dont stop now! Give us a raccoon post please!

Jerk Neighbors Pour Poison Over Couple's Tomatoes, Couple Unleash An Ant Army On Them

I just picture this 6'2 marine lady and I see Trunchbull!! This sounds sooo Trunchbull.

Jerk Neighbors Pour Poison Over Couple's Tomatoes, Couple Unleash An Ant Army On Them

I wanna hear more about the raccoons and figs! Don't leave me hanging here, dude!

Jerk Neighbors Pour Poison Over Couple's Tomatoes, Couple Unleash An Ant Army On Them

Don't spray poison on the salsa. Could that have been fatal actually

Jerk Neighbors Pour Poison Over Couple's Tomatoes, Couple Unleash An Ant Army On Them

Love it🤩.. next story please😆. Couldn't ge

Too Busy To “Ackshually” To Appreciate A Joke, Only To Then Incorrect Them

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Heidi Zimmermann • commented on a post 1 year ago

30 Actors That Were Considered For Famous Roles Vs. Who Actually Got Them

I love the story, he told a few funny impressions from the audition at The Graham Norton Show

Heidi Zimmermann • upvoted 23 items 2 years ago

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Hey! Where's the banana??

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Aaaaaaaaaand wash your hands. Many many many times. Why on earth would anyone pick anything like this on cementary with bare hands? Did he lick it as well?

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Hey! Where's the banana??

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Aaaaaaaaaand wash your hands. Many many many times. Why on earth would anyone pick anything like this on cementary with bare hands? Did he lick it as well?

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Well the speculum hasn’t changed much except some are now plastic. At least the plastic isn’t as cold as the metal lol.

People Who've Been Single For A While Now Reveal Why They're Glad To Not Be In A Relationship (30 Pics)

if your hubbie or boyfriend cares so much about what you are wearing at home... I honestly think women can look a lot better with a messy bun and no makeup.

30 Interesting Things People Didn’t Learn At School And Decided To Share Them In This Online Group

Never ridicule an opponent. It only shows what a d**k you are.

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves Because They Didn't Realize Who They Were Talking To

Still, you should read what you write.

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves Because They Didn't Realize Who They Were Talking To

I personally despise Elon Musk just for his highly obnoxious attitude that's clearly an act to gain popularity online. It's just so fake & disgusting, plus it often comes across as abrasive. That's not even touching on his flaming transphobia.

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves Because They Didn't Realize Who They Were Talking To

Naturopathic """doctors""" should be imprisoned for scamming, fraud, spreading extremely dangerous misinformation, & endangering lives. Same with anyone who practices pseudoscience for anything more than recreation. This s**t kills people.

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves Because They Didn't Realize Who They Were Talking To

Karma is a wonderful thing, more so when it's of the instant variety.

40 People Share The Funniest Things They Heard Someone Say In Their Sleep

Aww, his so sweet. :D

40 People Share The Funniest Things They Heard Someone Say In Their Sleep

They're his boobies! (i mean obvi they're yours but like. idk you know what i mean)

My Shoulder Cat Isn't Nearly As Cute As Everyone Else's

The True Spirit Of Christmas

My Niece Loves Santa Claus. My Dad Loves My Niece. Dad's Been Growing That Beard Since May

Funny-Parenting-Tweets-December

After Not Seeing My Grandparents For Months, They Finally Figured Out How "To Work Facetime." This Was My Grandpa’s Face When He Saw Me

45 Food Industry Workers Share Their Stories About Clients With Really Specific Demands

That offends MY ancestors, and I'm not even Japanese.

53 Times People Actually 'Did The Math' And Found Out These Interesting Things

I don't see much of a point in rating "you drank a lot of alcohol" as better than "you drank some alcohol". Louis didn't claim that they got wasted... Yes, I'm fun at parties.

This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

im a girl and HATE shopping ughh

This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

you broke he 4th wall, sir.

This Is German Retiree Paul Sperber, Aged 78. He Has Been Building A Model City Out Of Paper For Almost 65 Years

My Dad Is 52 Y/O And His Hobby Is Making These Weird Heads? He Doesn’t Think They’re Any Good But Considering He Makes Them From Scratch I Think They’re Amazing!

How Many Cigarettes Would It Take?

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Heidi Zimmermann • commented on 2 posts 2 years ago

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves Because They Didn't Realize Who They Were Talking To

I love Tony Hawk tweets. Everyone knows him but no one recognizes him when he stands in front of them.

40 People Share The Funniest Things They Heard Someone Say In Their Sleep

My husband is quite sweet in his sleep...sometimes he rolls over to me at night, puts a hand on my chest and says "my boobies" 😁 once he turned around, pulled me over to him and said "you are my sweetheart".

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Heidi Zimmermann • commented on a post 1 year ago

30 Actors That Were Considered For Famous Roles Vs. Who Actually Got Them

I love the story, he told a few funny impressions from the audition at The Graham Norton Show

Heidi Zimmermann • commented on 19 posts 2 years ago

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves Because They Didn't Realize Who They Were Talking To

I love Tony Hawk tweets. Everyone knows him but no one recognizes him when he stands in front of them.

40 People Share The Funniest Things They Heard Someone Say In Their Sleep

30 People Are Sharing Their Worst Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread

Some people crawl out of bed in the morning and think to themselves "Who am I ruining the day to feel better about myself today?"

40 Times People Questioned If These Wedding Cakes Were The Right Choice For The Big Day

Is this some kind of bad reaction from the ingredients with the goldcolor or why has it this barf green? Anybody an idea?

40 Times People Questioned If These Wedding Cakes Were The Right Choice For The Big Day

Left the tires before the race and right after the race was over...or the car had an accident

Artist Takes A Different Drug Every Day And Draws A Self-Portrait Under The Influence, Suffers Brain Damage (30 Pics)

Dimethyltryptamine

50 People Share Sayings They Grew Up With Only To Later Find Out They Were Unique To Their Family

"Bin ich Jesus? Kann ich übers Wasser gehen?" ("Am I Jesus? Can I walk on water?")

50 People Share Sayings They Grew Up With Only To Later Find Out They Were Unique To Their Family

My father used to say "You still have your first pair of legs" or "Your legs are younger than mine, they still have to practice"

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Our son did the same. I said "first empty your mouth before you speak", he spat it all out and then told me...since then it was "first eat up what is in your mouth and then tell". You never stop learning xD

30 People Respond To "What Are Some Plot Holes So Big You Can Drive A Truck Through?"

I wouldn't say it's a plot hole, more a joke or a form of sarcasm. He says "...or I will feed you to my children. I'm kidding, we're vegetarians."

30 Times People Hilariously Worked Their Way Around Forgetting Or Not Knowing Particular English Words

We are german and when i read a lot of english sites and listen to all of my favorite youtube channels i forget the german words when i tell him things that i read or watch. I than try to explain with the weirdest discriptions what i want to tell him.

Sellers Of 'Breathable Masks' Get Called Out For Selling These Items Which Obviously Don't Work

@Sterrinatu Don't get me wrong, I don't mean people who have problems like asthma, claustrophobia or something like that (my mum and I also have panic attacks under the mask regularly, I understand you)...I mean those who out of pure spite and stupidity say "I don't want to wear a mask because jadda jadda jadda"

30 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working And They Forgot How To Use The English Language

Yay...this is for people like me who always do the opposite of what the sign says

Sellers Of 'Breathable Masks' Get Called Out For Selling These Items Which Obviously Don't Work

...a $1000 covidiot charge... I like that very much, every shop should offer this - mask or $1000 (or more) charge for "No Mask Shopping" :)

Sellers Of 'Breathable Masks' Get Called Out For Selling These Items Which Obviously Don't Work

Why do so many stupid people argue that they can't breathe with the mask on!? I am so tired of people who think they are better than others and hurt/kill other people with their stubbornness and stupidity.

Artist Beautifully Illustrates This Monster Story That's Been Making People Emotional For Years

Lovely and sad

Heidi Zimmermann • upvoted 14 items 1 year ago

50 Of The Funniest Examples Of “You Had One Job” Fails (New Pics)

Not gonna lie it took me a minute....

"That's It, I'm Craft Shaming": 40 Posts About People Who Haven't Mastered The Art Of DIY

Hun I think you're thinking of the clit

"That's It, I'm Craft Shaming": 40 Posts About People Who Haven't Mastered The Art Of DIY

oh, thanks for the explanation. I have seen something else..and not proud about it now.

"That's It, I'm Craft Shaming": 40 Posts About People Who Haven't Mastered The Art Of DIY

I would have become a millionaire if I managed to sell all my paper boats at this monstrosity of a price!!!

People Are Sharing The Dumbest Rules That Their Schools Ever Enforced, And Here Are 50 Of The Most Mind-Boggling Ones

If my daughter defends herself she knows she won't get into trouble at home even if she gets suspended.

People Are Sharing The Dumbest Rules That Their Schools Ever Enforced, And Here Are 50 Of The Most Mind-Boggling Ones

What a way to welcomw you into the country as a citizen

45 'Forbidden Food' Examples You Shouldn't Ever Eat (New Pics)

They should stop making medicine that looks like candy!

Too Busy To “Ackshually” To Appreciate A Joke, Only To Then Incorrect Them

Jerk Neighbors Pour Poison Over Couple's Tomatoes, Couple Unleash An Ant Army On Them

I just picture this 6'2 marine lady and I see Trunchbull!! This sounds sooo Trunchbull.

Jerk Neighbors Pour Poison Over Couple's Tomatoes, Couple Unleash An Ant Army On Them

Come on, dont stop now! Give us a raccoon post please!

Jerk Neighbors Pour Poison Over Couple's Tomatoes, Couple Unleash An Ant Army On Them

Love it🤩.. next story please😆. Couldn't ge

Jerk Neighbors Pour Poison Over Couple's Tomatoes, Couple Unleash An Ant Army On Them

Don't spray poison on the salsa. Could that have been fatal actually

Jerk Neighbors Pour Poison Over Couple's Tomatoes, Couple Unleash An Ant Army On Them

I wanna hear more about the raccoons and figs! Don't leave me hanging here, dude!

People-Share-Red-Flags-Relationships

Heidi Zimmermann • upvoted 6 items 2 years ago

People Who've Been Single For A While Now Reveal Why They're Glad To Not Be In A Relationship (30 Pics)

if your hubbie or boyfriend cares so much about what you are wearing at home... I honestly think women can look a lot better with a messy bun and no makeup.

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Hey! Where's the banana??

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Well the speculum hasn’t changed much except some are now plastic. At least the plastic isn’t as cold as the metal lol.

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Aaaaaaaaaand wash your hands. Many many many times. Why on earth would anyone pick anything like this on cementary with bare hands? Did he lick it as well?

30 Interesting Things People Didn’t Learn At School And Decided To Share Them In This Online Group

Never ridicule an opponent. It only shows what a d**k you are.

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves Because They Didn't Realize Who They Were Talking To

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50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

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30 Interesting Things People Didn’t Learn At School And Decided To Share Them In This Online Group

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves Because They Didn't Realize Who They Were Talking To

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves Because They Didn't Realize Who They Were Talking To

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40 People Share The Funniest Things They Heard Someone Say In Their Sleep

40 People Share The Funniest Things They Heard Someone Say In Their Sleep

My Shoulder Cat Isn't Nearly As Cute As Everyone Else's

The True Spirit Of Christmas

My Niece Loves Santa Claus. My Dad Loves My Niece. Dad's Been Growing That Beard Since May

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After Not Seeing My Grandparents For Months, They Finally Figured Out How "To Work Facetime." This Was My Grandpa’s Face When He Saw Me

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53 Times People Actually 'Did The Math' And Found Out These Interesting Things

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This Artist Illustrates Funny And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life (30 Pics)

This Is German Retiree Paul Sperber, Aged 78. He Has Been Building A Model City Out Of Paper For Almost 65 Years

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40 Times People Questioned If These Wedding Cakes Were The Right Choice For The Big Day

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