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Brent Kaufman • commented on 23 posts 2 weeks ago

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

Why a duck?

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

A woke activist.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

I just thought you couldn't say the name when asked to name of a Shakespeare play that had something nice to say about Jews.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

That's just what I was thinking.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

Oh well, for sure, anyone who had a hand in that production should have been killed.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

He was successful at executing his plan. The problem is that he wasn't a creative thinker. Coming up with only one plan, and no backups, or alternatives, is not someone that should be making big decisions.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

He's sentimental.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

I assume, or should I not, that you meant animal meat, and that THE wife and kids are your own?

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

Whew! I'm glad you figured it all out. Now I can go outside and drown some kittens for dinner. It's good to learn new stuff.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

How do you find out if a person is vegan? Wait a few minutes. They'll tell you.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

Dead puppy cider is the BEST!

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

It's when you Google a term that you don't understand and then learn something new.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

Was it a werereerereerrrrrrghhhhhwoopwoop sound, or a wakawakawakawakadoodlihoozawatza? A lot may be riding on your answer.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

Often? How many wars are included in your statistics? I assume you mean (despite not having a chance of being true) 100% of both sides. So if that's the case, they should all walk across the battlefield, in civilian clothes, and hand them to the other side as they are walking past, and then both sides are now 100% on the right side. Now, everyone can be happy.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

Well, at least, now you know that they're nice.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

How do you know who dumped whom? Making an assumption makes an a*s of u, and mption.

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Brent Kaufman • commented on 17 posts 1 month ago

50 Of The Most Brilliant Tweets By Women That Anyone Can Enjoy

No not there. To the right, right, up a little, there, there, there, THERE, Yeah there, yeah that's it, that's it, faster, there, there, THe...rrrrrrreeeeeeee!

Employee Gets Told They're "Replaceable", So They Play Along And It Ruins The Company

The most arrogant of them all, Mary Poppins, was only "PRACTICALLY perfect in every way".

50 Of The Most Brilliant Tweets By Women That Anyone Can Enjoy

No not there. To the right, right, up a little, there, there, there, THERE, Yeah there, yeah that's it, that's it, faster, there, there, THe...rrrrrrreeeeeeee!

Employee Gets Told They're "Replaceable", So They Play Along And It Ruins The Company

The most arrogant of them all, Mary Poppins, was only "PRACTICALLY perfect in every way".

30 Funny Comics For People Who Like Dark Humor (New Pics)

Unpleasant? Really?

"I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order

Ok, then men should not have to support places that kill and then sell your dead baby parts, like Planned Parenthood, with our taxes. That's what you're saying right?

"I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order

States rights doesn't make it a True democracy. I know this is old news to most but obviously not all. This country is not, never was, and the Constitution never claims it to be a democracy. It's a republic; that's regardless of state's rights or centralized power. And this is not a social issue to many people. It is a crime of murder. You may disagree with that, but it's only a social issue to those that want to do it. I agree, though, regarding things like marriage/divorce, and other such matters, that the government should stay out of it. And if it's not going to be illegal to kill babies, it should at least be a state by state choice.

"I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order

Good point. Is that the only thing y'all can come up with? "Oh what do you expect from a country that doesn't allow women to kill their babies, I mean having a say in what happens to their bodies. Yeah that's what I meant. And as Dave Chapelle says, "If you can kill this MFer, I can at least abandon him."

"I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order

It's not only the employers fault. It's also the legislature's fault for creating a law that allows businesses to pay less than minimum wage if the employees get tips. Corrupt politics is at the bottom of more than most people consider.

“Am I A Jerk For Making My Parents Choose Between My Sister Going To Jail Or Replacing My Car With Their Vacation Money”

There's no fraud here. Lying to insurance so that insurance will pay is fraud. Lying so that insurance doesn't have to pay, is not fraud because insurance won't have to pay. That's what insurers want, so who's going to report insurance fraud? The insurance company? What the parents are asking her to do is not file a claim with the insurance company. That isn't fraud. Jeez!

“Am I A Jerk For Making My Parents Choose Between My Sister Going To Jail Or Replacing My Car With Their Vacation Money”

I know it's over now, but what if you had waited until after the trip and then told them that you were going to file the report? Or, what if you filed the report, had the insurance pay for a new car, but not testify, or drop the charges, afterwards?

This Online Group Is Shaming People For Failing At The One Job They Had To Do, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Examples

Think I'm having one now. BRB

This Online Group Is Shaming People For Failing At The One Job They Had To Do, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Examples

What? I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

This Online Group Is Shaming People For Failing At The One Job They Had To Do, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Examples

No it's both the latest model and all the previous ones, until you open the box.

This Online Group Is Shaming People For Failing At The One Job They Had To Do, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Examples

That's so funny. Way to go for that old low hanging fruit.

This Online Group Is Shaming People For Failing At The One Job They Had To Do, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Examples

The guy holding the ladder lost his head in the 2nd picture. Is it under his left arm?

This Online Group Is Shaming People For Failing At The One Job They Had To Do, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Examples

I don't suppose anyone responding here or the OP for that matter, realizes that COVID is not spread by touch, only by the aerosol effect in the air? Just saying, as you all seem on your high horses without knowing what you're even virtue signaling about.

This Online Group Is Shaming People For Failing At The One Job They Had To Do, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Examples

Why? That's just stupid and a petty thing to say.

This Online Group Is Shaming People For Failing At The One Job They Had To Do, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Examples

when you breathe through a mask, you're still only breathing air around you, which in this case is the bathroom. It doesn't reduce smell, but it does make you inhale a little harder to get the same amount of air. Anyway, those are your all's personal quirks, not a reason to be required to wear a mask, which as we know the CDC has declared inefficient in the current situation.

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Brent Kaufman • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Would You Say Is Your Primary Emotion?

Brent Kaufman • commented on 20 posts 2 weeks ago

40 Times Men Did Something So Annoying, It Made Women Ghost Them Instantly

Weeds out the gold diggers.

40 Times Men Did Something So Annoying, It Made Women Ghost Them Instantly

I know right. And you'd think women would be more accepting on a hookup app.

40 Times Men Did Something So Annoying, It Made Women Ghost Them Instantly

Yes, it's classless. And so is going on an app for one-night stands and hookups.

40 Times Men Did Something So Annoying, It Made Women Ghost Them Instantly

As Dave Chapelle said, "If you have the right to kill the baby, I can, at least, abandon him." But rights are only for women.

40 Times Men Did Something So Annoying, It Made Women Ghost Them Instantly

Of course it would.

40 Times Men Did Something So Annoying, It Made Women Ghost Them Instantly

It's not just a guy thing. I've had women do it on dates also.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

Why a duck?

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

A woke activist.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

I just thought you couldn't say the name when asked to name of a Shakespeare play that had something nice to say about Jews.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

That's just what I was thinking.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

Oh well, for sure, anyone who had a hand in that production should have been killed.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

He's sentimental.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

I assume, or should I not, that you meant animal meat, and that THE wife and kids are your own?

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

Whew! I'm glad you figured it all out. Now I can go outside and drown some kittens for dinner. It's good to learn new stuff.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

How do you find out if a person is vegan? Wait a few minutes. They'll tell you.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

Dead puppy cider is the BEST!

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

It's when you Google a term that you don't understand and then learn something new.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

Was it a werereerereerrrrrrghhhhhwoopwoop sound, or a wakawakawakawakadoodlihoozawatza? A lot may be riding on your answer.

Brent Kaufman • upvoted 4 items 2 weeks ago

40 Times Men Did Something So Annoying, It Made Women Ghost Them Instantly

You'd think guys would be more polite on a hook up app.

40 Times Men Did Something So Annoying, It Made Women Ghost Them Instantly

This is sweet 😂

40 Times Men Did Something So Annoying, It Made Women Ghost Them Instantly

that will prove them right though, if they were uncomfortable all day and then in a bad mood afterwards

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

This understanding of the military is quite frankly infantile.

Brent Kaufman • upvoted 6 items 1 month ago

"I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order

Feel free to apply for citizenship to your choice of better country. It's only about $120. Small price to get out of the terrible country here. I know you'll love it wherever you go and they will love you,your feelings, opinions,etc.,

"I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order

Not a woman, but very much have the ability to carry children. Reducing it to "only women get an opinion" isn't helpful.

"I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order

Huh? I guess you're referring to the practice of killing our babies? Why would you think that allowing each state to make their own rules and regulations around baby killing means the Bible thumpers are now running the country? Are you totally incapable of rational thought?

This Online Group Is Shaming People For Failing At The One Job They Had To Do, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Examples

Thats just a major waste. I wish companies would stop doing stuff like this.

This Online Group Is Shaming People For Failing At The One Job They Had To Do, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Examples

Wich is why I don't buy (or see the point of) expensive phones

This Online Group Is Shaming People For Failing At The One Job They Had To Do, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Examples

*sighs* in American 😂😂😂

Brent Kaufman • upvoted 4 items 2 months ago

European Is Shocked To Learn How American Suburbs Work, Goes Online To Ask Some Accurate Questions

It seems to me if an American approached an issue this way, they would be called ignorant and stupid. Yet Europeans can act willfully dim on such an easy thing to understand, all for the purpose of saying, "If it's not like how we do it, it's bad." It's ultimately just a continuance of an attitude of arrogance and superiority that is so common from a European. In reality, it is simply close-mindedness and small thinking that allows you to be so dismissive of American differences.

European Is Shocked To Learn How American Suburbs Work, Goes Online To Ask Some Accurate Questions

Why would I want to cluster around those places? I can get to a hospital in fifteen minutes, a store in five or so minutes. My elderly relative lived in her own home alone after her husband died, and that is how she wanted it. We like our space and our gardens and less people sticking their noses into our business.

European Is Shocked To Learn How American Suburbs Work, Goes Online To Ask Some Accurate Questions

Is it not more the dearth of mid density housing in the US tends to mean it is suburbs or urban? I live in a UK suburb. I can easily walk to most things and take public transport where I can't. If there were some towns designed like college campuses that were walkable I think that would be a nice alternative.

European Is Shocked To Learn How American Suburbs Work, Goes Online To Ask Some Accurate Questions

Everything on Bored Panda is negative towards America. It gets really old.

Brent Kaufman • upvoted 6 items 3 months ago

30 People Who Decided To Spread Their Medical 'Knowledge' Online And Got Shamed For It (New Pics)

F@ck whoever wrote this

30 People Who Decided To Spread Their Medical 'Knowledge' Online And Got Shamed For It (New Pics)

I feel the same way

30 People Who Decided To Spread Their Medical 'Knowledge' Online And Got Shamed For It (New Pics)

I second this

30 People Who Decided To Spread Their Medical 'Knowledge' Online And Got Shamed For It (New Pics)

as a people with ADHD and who is repeating classes because I didn't manage to focus for my damn whole life, F*ck You you bloody C*nt

30 People Who Decided To Spread Their Medical 'Knowledge' Online And Got Shamed For It (New Pics)

My mom is like this. So in that way I am very much looking forward to tell her in a few weeks that I've been diagnosed with asperger's. I am nearly 40 years old and my mom talks about autism and adhd as if it's something lazy parents label their kids in order to let them roam free and never teach them how to be polite and a lovable person (my mom hates everybody so to her everybody is unlovable persons). Oh, and when my grandma lived and one of her friends got a severe depression she simply could not understand how her friend got so lazy. Because, you know, "depression is just lazy people trying to get away with being lazy". So.... I never told her about my depressions. She wouldn't even look at my cousin when she got treatment for depression. My grandma was super cool and we all loved her to bits.... but she was also very much an a-hole. Sometimes more an a-hole than a loving old woman. She was super complicated, actually.... ok I'll stop this rant. Lol.

30 People Who Decided To Spread Their Medical 'Knowledge' Online And Got Shamed For It (New Pics)

F##K YOU, I have ADHD, and I’ll have you know that if an iceberg looks blue, it’s because it’s made of pure glacial ice!😤😝(I really am ADHD btw)

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