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Women Spill The Craziest Apologies They’ve Heard From Men (30 Examples)
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Today, we are going to talk about the three magic words, "I am sorry". That's how easy it is to apologize; wouldn't you think so? Well, apparently not, because people don't always say what they mean, and at times, they twist their words just to escape accountability.
When X (formerly Twitter) user moh__mi asked netizens to "apologize like a man," people couldn't hold back. Well, especially women, as they let out the most ridiculous and hilarious "apologies" that they have received from men, and trust us, almost all of these don't even sound like apologies!
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Space Invader 2 years ago (edited)
If you can't help making me feel bad, why should I tolerate your presence?
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Rosecat 1 year ago
My father found out that my now husband, then boyfriend, and I were sleeping in the same bed; in our own apartment that we were paying for with our own money. He was livid and said he didn't want to see either of us again, that we were dead to him. His "apology"? After days of no contact whatsoever, sending a text asking if my boyfriend and I wanted some of the food he cooked. Important context: my boyfriend and I were sharing a bed but weren't sleeping with each other, because we decided to wait untill marriage for that. Meanwhile: my father got my mother pregnant before marrying her, same as my brother and his wife, my second brother got two women pregnant and only married the second one over a year after the birth of their first kid, my sister got pregnant with her first kid before marriage while still living with our parents... Oh, and our apartment was a one bedroom.
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Space Invader 2 years ago (edited)
If you need to think that hard about what to say, it can't be the truth
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Lauren Burwash 2 years ago
I HATE this one.. in my opinion, it's a catch-all to minimize any crappy behavior and a back-handed way to insinuate that the other person "expects" perfection and is obviously the unreasonable one.
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Red PANda (she/they/he/ze) 2 years ago
Just because you had good intentions doesn’t diminish how much it hurt. This might be more acceptable if it was followed by an “I’m sorry.”
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Depressed Lesbian(she/they/he) 2 years ago (edited)
My dad when I confronted him after he called me evil in his anger at 14:
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Jonas Fisher 2 years ago
How is it that both this one about talking on the phone, and the one about wanting to talk face-to-face are both on this list? Kind of sounds like a guy can't win no matter what.
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What do you think ?
Rhiannon Jane 1 year ago
It'd be engraved on their tombstone as their last words
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freakingbee (she/they) 2 years ago
"i didn't do anything but okay" led to my breakup two days ago. he made me cry on my birthday.
Pandarosa 2 years ago
What a meanie, he didn't deserve you. And happy birthday xx
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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago
Related to the "have you eaten?", blaming the issue on something other than themselves, how about the "you must be on that time of the month you're grouchy" X-D b!tch, I was nicer then!! Also, has anyone else had a partner that apologizes by saying it's because they're "selfish"? if you know it's an issue, why haven't you worked on it?
Rhiannon Jane 1 year ago
It'd be engraved on their tombstone as their last words
Load More Replies... freakingbee (she/they) 2 years ago
"i didn't do anything but okay" led to my breakup two days ago. he made me cry on my birthday.
Pandarosa 2 years ago
What a meanie, he didn't deserve you. And happy birthday xx
Load More Replies... Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago
Related to the "have you eaten?", blaming the issue on something other than themselves, how about the "you must be on that time of the month you're grouchy" X-D b!tch, I was nicer then!! Also, has anyone else had a partner that apologizes by saying it's because they're "selfish"? if you know it's an issue, why haven't you worked on it?
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