If Today Feels Horrible, Here Are 50 Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)
Life doesn’t always go as planned. Sometimes it might even feel as though the universe is offended by our mere existence… It’s out to get us, armed with a dash of bad luck, questionable timing, and a wicked sense of humor. And just when we think our day couldn’t possibly get any worse - it does.
As much as we like to wallow in self-pity when things go south, there’s some strange comfort in realizing that we’re not alone. There’s almost always someone, somewhere out there, who is (believe it or not) having an even worse day than you. And once they’ve recovered enough to laugh about it, many of them will gladly post about it online, to remind the rest of us that perfection is pretty overrated.
If you wish you didn't get out of bed this morning, or just like to laugh at other people's misfortunes, keep scrolling. Bored Panda has rounded up a list of stories that prove no matter how rough you've had it, some poor soul has probably had it worse, and they've got the receipts to prove it.
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My Mandible Has A Hole In It
First of all no, it wasn’t caused by a traumatic event. It was a big infection and yes it was painful. Second thing is that a year ago i was still under chemotherapy and my doctor said that may aggravated the infection because chemo really weakened my immune system and my body. My oncologist said that even though my immune system was very weak that shouldn’t affect the bone, especially that much. Everything is healing now and I’m 9 months cancer free.
It's amazing how truly interconnected every part of our body is to the other. How an issue with one system can destroy another.
Really glad to hear you're free of cancer and it's been 9 months. Well done!
I Fer I may be headed that way, I had lymphoma on my right jawline and radiation therapy that was successful. But I'm now having many issues with teeth gums nd jaws
Bad days happen to the best of us. Even royalty, world leaders and celebrities aren't immune. Granted, some rough days are worse than others. For example, one can hardly compare locking your keys in the car to being laid off from your job.
The important thing, say the experts, is not to let a bad day affect your mental health. Easier said than done. We know...
"The first step in resetting your day is to interrupt the stress response by activating your parasympathetic nervous system, which operates largely through the vagus nerve that runs from our brain to our intestine, forming a brain-gut connection," says Shanna B. Tiayon, also known as “The Wellbeing Dr.”
She adds that the key to doing this lies in some form of body work.
2 Minutes After I Bought My Breakfast And Left It Outside
Just a quality check! sorry for the interruption.
Load More Replies...Yes, but in exchange for your breakfast, he swears an oath to come to your aid, along with his entire family, in your darkest hour. They shall be clad in their finest armor, wielding their most deadly weapons, all to smite your foes and leave them in ruin. Not a bad deal, is it?
A Man Punched Out My Rear Windshield This Morning Because I Honked Back At Him After He Honked At Me
Long story short, man honked at me in a parking lot. I honked back at him, so he got out of his car and yelled at me to get out and fight him. I drove by him and he literally punched my window out. I thought he threw something but he admitted it to police and was taken to the hospital to repair his bloody and broken hand, before being taken in by the police.
This happened to me! Some kids passed me in our tiny neighborhood so close I thought they would hit me, then I honked. They turned around and followed me to where I parked. Thought nothing of it (dumb) but the next day back window and side window were smashed. This was a 1982 VW rabbit in the mid 90s, almost a beater. Top it off, my $35 sears radio friends installed in 1984 when I bought it was stolen by someone else. Like JUST TAKE THE CAR, ALREADY, will ya!??
They would have taken it, but it had broken windows, and no radio.
Load More Replies...When your day is getting you down, Tiayon says one of the simplest ways to turn things around is to breathe. But to breathe with intent.
She suggests something known as the 4-7-8 breathing technique, where you inhale for a count of 4, hold your breath for a count of 7, and exhale for a count of 8. It’s a therapeutic strategy frequently offered to people who manage anxiety, reveals the expert.
"Because the exhale is twice as long as the inhale, it can interrupt a stress response by activating the parasympathetic nervous system and lowering your heart rate (the opposite of what happens during fight or flight)," she explains.
The Hood Of My Car Blew Open When I Was Merging Onto The Freeway
Nobody was hurt and we were able to get towed to family’s house but scary experience for the kids, my wife, and myself.
Really shouldn't happen, as all cars are supposed to have a secondary bonnet/hood latch. Even my Frogeyed Sprite has one and it nearly gives me a hernia every time I lift the bonnet, as it about half the weight of the car!
I was curios enough to check a wind load calculator, and even if a 50mph wind was blowing straight up against the underside of a 3x4' hood there would only be 80 pounds of force on it. Still, it's not all that uncommon, but it almost certainly requires the primary latch to be undone.
Load More Replies...Had my sunroof implode due to high humidity and weird weather circumstances on the highway and it was scary, but this is next level scary!!
Years ago a coworker who was a former mechanic was driving his beater car to work on the highway when this happened. he couldn't get it down so he drove the last 4 miles with his head out the window early morning. My boss spotted him, very recognizable cráppy car and they lived close to each other. and cut in front of him to lead him. Luckily our job was right off the highway and it wasn't a very busy area. Luckily no one was injured but that guy was an idíot and obviously that was why he was no longer a tech. Nice guy just not real bright.
Just Went Into Anaphylaxis During An MRI
Went for an MRI with contrast today. During the procedure, I noticed that my hands felt a bit itchy, but I attributed it to staying still in the machine for so long. When I came out and saw myself in the mirror, I was shocked. My face was so puffy, and my whole body was rapidly turning red.
I shuffled back to tell the tech, who initially didn’t seem too concerned, as she told me to just take benedryl when I got home. Things must’ve gotten worse in those few seconds, because midway through speaking, she bolted to grab a nurse. As I was sitting there waiting for her to return, I realized I couldn’t really hold myself up anymore, it was hard to breathe, and it was physically hard to form words.
Turns out I wasn’t far from dying, as I later heard the nurse whisper to another about how she was going to demand a change of protocol, to ensure that epinephrine is in all of the kits. In a hushed tone, she said “That poor girl was bright red. I wasn’t sure she was going to make it.”
These pics are from about 30 minutes after the lifesaving cocktail the nurse administered. I’m still processing what just happened.
Catch 22 there. Quite a few people are allergic to the contrast dyes they use in an MRI. However the problem is, those who ARE allergic to it, won't know they are until they have an MRI. The allergy doesn't typically affect anything else, so unless someone has one of those tests done, the person can go their whole life without knowing about it. It's not even something they test for either, or even have a good enough test for that they can rule it out. So, while it's rare that someone has a full blown reaction like this, it is a known issue that can happen.
Actually, if you’re allergic to seafood, especially shellfish, there's a good chance you’ll be allergic to contrast dye, it’s the iodine. ALWAYS tell the radiology tech if you have a seafood allergy (& ideally it should be a standard question before they inject the dye.)
Load More Replies...I am allergic to Ionic Dye (Most commonly used for MRI) and went into Anaphylaxis shock in the hospital... Had no idea what was happening ... An Intern walked by and said, "OH MY GOD" and ran for a Dr. and Kit as I was starting to not be able to breathe... Now I demand they use Non-Ionic dye before I have eny procedure done and it's at the top of all my allergies... Scary stuff and she was lucky that the attendant got a nurse quickly...
The same thing happend to me. I knew the symptoms of anaphylaxis, I was terrified
The first time I had an MRI, the doc asked if I was allergic to the dye. We decided that there was only one way to find out, and if I were going to have a bad reaction then a hospital would likely be a good place (I was fine).
Where I live they give you antihistamines before your first MRI with contrast.
My mom found out during a CT scan with IVP dye that almost k****d her. I was told never to have a CT scan with IVP dye and to tell my sister and nieces because of the blood line; we're all probably allergic to it. They wanted me to have a MRI with contrast and I couldn't breathe BEFORE they administered the contrast dye, so I did not have to go through that.
I'm definitely allergic, and happily refuse the contrast dye. The reaction I had was immediate and obvious, the time they tried contrast, luckily for me.
Load More Replies...Oh gosh, that's scary! It's hard enough staying still in those things.
I didn't have a reaction to the MRI contrast, but the CT scan contrast. I have severe asthma and that day I literally felt the "elephant" sitting on my chest. Was better once I got my inhaler. Hadn't a reaction before. My doctor said to ask them to give me the "cocktail" before contrast the next time to keep my airways relaxed.
Currently On Hold With The DMV Since This Is What I Got In The Mail When I Renewed My License
That's kinda funny! Can you imagine handing that over when a cop asks, "can I see your license, registration, and proof of insurance?"
Doesn't have enough cushion for the pushin'
Load More Replies...WAY too much personal info on this to be sharing with the internet at large. MORE than enough to engage in identity theft, doxxing, etc.
Another way to beat a bad day is to get out into nature. This, says Tiayon, can activate the parasympathetic nervous system in various ways. Something as simple as grounding (putting your bare feet directly on the ground outside), can have a deep calming effect. It helps to relax your muscles and allows you to get lost in your surroundings instead of in your stressor.
The expert says that once you've managed to stop the stressor, the next step is to flood your body with feel-good hormones. This counteracts the effects of the adrenaline and cortisol released during the stress response.
And there are a few ways you can do this...
A Drunk Driver Ran Through Our Front Door Not Even An Hour Ago. My Mom, Girlfriend And I Are Fine But One Of Our Cats Is Missing
In the og post on reddit the OP updated to say the cat was found :)
Load More Replies...I would hope so. Why would you keep looking once you found them?
Load More Replies...Kitty will come back once it’s heart rate gets back to normal and it gets hungry.
Makes me glad my house is set back from the street and I have a double-brick wall at the front...
Fresh Concrete, Poured 10 Minutes Ago. Partner Decided To Let All The Pets Out, Unsupervised. The Pets Immediately Inspected The Workmanship
Exactly, while watching a video the other day of a chicken doing the same I thought about putting coloured resin in the marks to preserve them and level it off.
Load More Replies...Only poured 10 minutes ago and they let pets out?? You know that stuff has caustic chemicals in it, right?? Hope y'all don't have/won't have human children.....hope the pets' paws are okay
I did a tiny bit of cementing outside, about a foot square. When I looked later there was a b*m and tail print in it. Bloody cat. I left it for posterity.
Keep a good eye on the cats, they put poisons in cement to stop rats from eating it! Once had to PTS a security dog who licked it off his feet and got arsenic poisoning.
Woke Up At 4 Am To This, I Don't Know How Long It's Been Going On. I Feel Sick
And no plaque buildup. You're lucky, most cats hate having their teeth cleaned.
Load More Replies...Have you tried to brush a cat's teeth? At least this cat does it himself...BONUS!
Yeah, get him his own, leave it running, and that's one chore fixed.
Load More Replies...Just how I felt when I found my cat sucking on my lemongrass plant - that I was using to make tea ....
Cat chewing an electric toothbrush that is for some reason in the bedroom.
Most likely because toilet is in bathroom and some nasty stuff gets airborne post wee and poops
Load More Replies...left the room for a minute came back to find my cat enjoying my bowl of yogurt. I have a feeling it has gone on for a long time...
Reason #2 to keep a protector on the brush head and to keep the toothbrush in a drawer!
"Endorphins help us to reduce stress; serotonin helps us balance our mood and feel a greater sense of well-being; oxytocin can lower stress and makes us feel more connected to others," Tiayon says.
The most obvious way to get these hormones pumping is to exercise. 30 minutes of moderate-intensity cardiovascular exercise works best in generating the release of endorphins and serotonin. Think things like cycling, dancing, or taking a brisk walk.
Repairmen Unplugged Our Freezer To Charge Their Drill, Forgot To Plug It Back In. 2 Days Later, All Food Is Defrosted
Many years ago, I was fitting carpets in an office and my lad pulled out an ordinary household plug. Ten seconds later could hear much wailing and swearing from the other offices. I realised for some reason, it was the main power source for all the PC's. I quickly pushed it back in and went and asked if anyone else had been affected by that terrible power surge we had just suffered. Felt bad, but needs must.🤭
Paul C. has a bright future in politics, alas.
Load More Replies...Daughter called in tears while my SIL was deployed. She had called a week or so earlier complaining about flies all over the house. "See if the freezer in the garage is working"...It wasn't. SIL LOVES fishing and the freezer was full of fish, venison, and all other foods. "So if I bleach it, will I be able to reuse it?".."You will NEVER get the smell out, it's junk, set by the curb, someone will take it". Somehow the breaker tripped to cause it.
I can turn on my kitchen lights or my car with an app. But a breaker to my deep freezer in the basement can trip on the box outside, and I won't know about it for 6+ months til I go for a restock. Why can't we have nice things? Houses still using panels from 1969 when we have literal digital control systems with phone app UIs simple enough most idiots could manage.
Load More Replies...I've unplugged stuff at clients' houses hundreds of times. If it's at all possible I hang that plug over mine so that it will remind me if simply unplugging mine isn't enough if a reminder. Related tip: always put my car keys over the cord so that I couldn't leave my battery charger behind.
Given how long it takes to de-frost a big load like that, I'd say have a big party this evening.
The kitchen at the school I work at recently became the tuck shop/canteen kitchen (they used to have a separate one) as well. They plugged in their freezer and although it was around a corner from the powerpoint, there was a big sign on it saying not to unplug it. Anyway, came back after the summer holidays and someone from the church group that also uses the kitchen must have unplugged it. Not only lost all the food, the place stank and it took at least three days to clear, despite using glen20 multiple times. The poor cleaner that had to clear it was physically sick and should have got a pay bonus.
Bought My Dream Car 3 Months Ago Today. Lost It All In A Matter Of Seconds Yesterday
Truck in front of me was turning left, I slowed to accommodate, got hit by a guy going about 50. He said he didn't see me. Please don't text and drive.
As a long-distance, highway commuter, I can say with conviction, that tailgating (following the vehicle ahead too closely for speed or conditions) has been the cause of 95+% of the hundreds of accidents I have seen during my 75 mile drives to and from work. Whether that tailgating is caused by distracted driving (texting etc) is debatable. It seems to me, to be just a level of impatience and entitlement. I guarantee, if you are on my tail, I WILL get you off of it.
Was taught by professional driver to just slow down when being tailgated. Never speed up. The tailgater can go around if he wants. Don’t let him make you the unsafe driver.
This happened to my daughter and grandkids recently at a stop light. The police refused to let her speak with the other driver to get his info, so now she cannot file an insurance claim against her. Everyone had to go to the ER due to injuries and the police treated them like they caused the accident.
What country are you in? That sounds very off. Why didn't she make a note of the car registration anyway, don't need to get close to do that. Just take a photo. The police often do keep the parties involved apart, understandably as sometimes emotions run high, but in the UK (and fairly sure the US and probably many countries) it is a legal requirement to share insurance information if an accident involves an injury or damage to another vehicle. Drivers must exchange details including name, address, and vehicle registration. The police, in your daughters instance, should also give the information to her in order to make an insurance claim. The officer at the scene will usually give a report number or incident number. She may well need this number to request the official report from the police department, which often takes a few days or weeks to process and become available. If everyone had to go to the ER due to injuries, then the police have the info and will need to share it.
Load More Replies...This happened to me in 2019. Only I got hit from behind going at least 55 while I was stationary (driver was texting). Worst part is he hit me so hard I plowed into oncoming traffic. I did a lot of screaming. He's lucky I couldn't get out of my right away or orchard home to jail for punching him. Found out later it wasn't headfirst time texting and driving and hitting someone.
So, the numpty has to buy you a new car. Not exactly “lost it all”.
Unless YOU have gap insurance, the insurance companies will not BUY you a new car. They give you blue book value (here in the US) which can be well below the cost of replacing the vehicle. You can buy a brand new car for 30K drive it for 1 day, get slammmed by another driver and their insurance only pays out 25K. You're not only stuck with the 5K difference, but you're out another 2 to 4K for the down payment on another new car. They got a nice racket going on.
Load More Replies...Sadly I've seen too much of this in recent years, while I love technology, I also think it sometimes has gone too far. Having to navigate a dozen layers of menues to do simple tasks in your car just plain s***s
Moved Into Our “Dream Home” Before Closing To Discover It’s A Moldy Nightmare
Felt sick upon moving in - coughing, sneezing, the tingling in my nose I only get in moldy environments. It started with white surface mold and a 2k quote for remediation, then just got worse and worse and worse as I started digging myself.
Yes, we had an inspection - four months ago when we started negotiations. We have learned many lessons from this, so please be kind. We moved in early due to title issues on the seller’s end that were almost resolved.
We are heartbroken.
Inspectors are useless. They might be, but they might not be be. That's why you pay extra money to hire an engineer, who has actual training, a license, and liability insurance.
Load More Replies...By the photo, I can imagine that water retention would be a major issues when residing in a lush bowl of greenery as the home is. Major water remediation and containment should have been installed during the build. An inspector missed something on the initial construction and unfortunately, it just continued with poor inspectors. OP isn't the first (or last) person to learn the hard way that there are more bad inspectors than good in business. Speak loud and save others from the same heartache.
Ohhh man. I know that's going to be costly, but I pray OP and fam can get that taken care of sooner than later. Praying for a quick house revovery.
Should not be a problem for the buyers. The sellers must by law bring the house up to code before sale, and this problem is now known so they must reveal it to any future buyers. And if they occupy the home before closure, that's an additional risk deliberately taken by the sellers. All these mean that, unless it were a crazy hot real estate market that would make the sellers want to try again to sell it in a more expensive climate after making those repairs anyway, the sellers are financially motivated to make the repairs and proceed with the sales. They're bluffing if they act like they don't want to. You don't need to worry about government regulators doing their job; the banks have a financial interest in doing so. I know all of this from experience, even in the worst state in the union for crushing the little people.
An even quicker way to release feel-good hormones is to hug someone. Not only does it bring on serotonin and oxytocin, but it also reduces cortisol and adrenaline in the body.
"Finding a human or furry loved one and snuggling for a few minutes can do the trick and increase your sense of connection with someone you care about," Tiayon reveals.
By now, you should be feeling better but your work is not yet done. The wellness expert says it's important to tackle the source of your stress. "With our brain more fully back online—and our ability to focus, think, and strategize enhanced—we’re likely in a better position to manage the source of the stress," she explains.
Nearly Lost My Toes On An Escalator
Holy Sh#t dude! Where are your toes? It seems you should have at least a big toe sticking out.
I knew it, I knew it, my irrational fears are not so irrational after all
If anyone ever told you that a fear of escalators was irrational, they were either ignorant or lying. There are over 10,000 injuries a year, and that the low end of the numbers reported. And if you ever want to get on one again, don't Google escalator accidents.
Load More Replies...Thank you for re-awakening a childhood fear of being sucked in by an escalator. "Wait,, you mean it happens????!!!"
I remember being so scared of escalators as a child. My parents taught me to stand away from the sides and watch for the end, then hop off
I was the opposite. As young children, when my mom took us shopping with her, we'd go into a department store we couldn't afford to shop in just to ride the escalator. My sister and I enjoyed it so much, my mom would stand at the bottom while we rode up and down repeatedly. Poor people amusement ride. Good times.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of a poor young lady. Escalator literally broke, she fell, shredded her legs. One had to be amputated I think.
Wasn’t Paying Attention And Stuck My Thigh Right Into A Sea Urchin Today
Oh, it is. I did that with my big toe when swimming off the coast of Corsica. 100% don't recommend.
Load More Replies...That's totally normal when you get too close to a sea urchin. I once drifted sideways across one while snorkeling in very shallow water, and git poked by one spine. In my case it was a very shallow puncture and wasn't that bad, but I still wouldn't recommend it.
Load More Replies...Good reminder to watch what I'm doing in my fish tank. Not that I especially needed one, but other people's experience still drives it back home in a way that intellectual awareness can't.
When things like this happen in America are you instantly thinking “Oh no, that’s going to cost me $X”?
It's going to hurt, but that's usually an easy DIY fix.
Load More Replies...I got a lump in my throat immediately as that photo displayed!! OUCHH!!!
The Can's Pull Tab Broke, Then So Did The Can Opener
I bought 3 can openers before I found one that didn't disintegrate at first use. The original one lasted well over 25 years.
They definitely aren't making anything to last anymore, which is why I've been buying either vintage or NOS on eBay or Etsy.
Load More Replies...Obviously that's PREPPER food! Only the apocalypse can budge it.
Think about what you can control and what you can't. You might want to look at letting go of some things. "I’ve fixed days gone to p** by clipping the low-hanging fruit, like abandoning my plan to return a book to the library and taking the 35-cent fine. Taking that small step freed up 30 minutes in my day," she says.
Tiayon adds that it helps to remind ourselves of the resources we have at our disposal. For example, if you're able to delegate, pull someone else in to help you, or pay for punctual support, do it.
"The goal is to get yourself back into the driver’s seat of your life, as opposed to letting a stress response run your day," Tiayon advises.
How I Found My Car This Morning
the account is banned from mods, so can't find anything.
Load More Replies...Those brake discs look waaaayy too old and rusty! If that car has been driven recently I'm the Queen of Sheba!
Happened to us once when our car broke down and we left it overnight, less than 12 hours, in the parking lot of the NCO club on the military base! One wheel/tire just... gone....
My Go Pedal Fell Off
There's a theme here. The minivan with the hood that flew off was a Chrysler product as well. Just stop buying terrible American vehicles.
Load More Replies...Without a go pedal, there's no need for a stop pedal anyway.
Load More Replies...My family usually had used cars during my childhood, as the budget was tight. When I was in high school, my mom bought her first and only brand new car, because there was such a good offer on it at the time. It was shiny, pretty, fast, and she was very happy with it. On about the 4th day of owning it, she and I went to run some errand far from home in a big city. We had to stop at a red light in the middle of the city, in very busy traffic. Then when the light turned green, she just wouldn't go. I asked what was up, and she turned to me in a panic, saying "my accelerator disappeared!". I was like... How does a pedal disappear?! Eventually I had to get out and go over to her side to be able to look under her feet, while tons of people were angrily honking behind us. The pedal just fell in completely. I was able to coax it out and sort of feel where it should be hooked up, so we could leave, and have it properly fixed later. But it sure was a memorable moment...
So what ended up causing the gas pedal to disappear?
Load More Replies...Exactly, everyone knows that it's proper name is go faster pedal.
Load More Replies...No, it is called an accelerator. Right to left - A B C - Accelerator Brake Clutch.
Load More Replies...Nothing Wakes Me Up Like My Morning Cup Of Joe
Bit like the old saying, it's better to find a maggot in your apple, rather than half a maggot!
When I was maybe 4, we stopped at a station in SC, first place I'd ever seen with outdoor vending machines. I guess machines back then weren't specifically made for outdoor use. I got a candy bar, took one bite and said to my aunt "mines got works in it." Yep, full of them. There was a man standing there with 1 bite left. Yep, his was full too.
Load More Replies...The other day I felt something weird in my last mouthful tea. I spat out a dead spider, quite a large one, with its legs retracted, probably happened when it fell into the hot water. So, yeah, new irrational fear unlocked. [I don't mind spiders, I'm just not keen on digesting bugs]
Fun fact. People who work with roaches daily like in labs and whatnot, often develop an allergy to them. When that happens they are also allergic to ground coffee. What does that mean? Grind your own beans.
Finally, remember that a bad day is not the end of the world. You've survived up until now.
"While it may sound counterintuitive to reminisce on past flops when you’re currently in the trenches, this can actually be a confidence booster," notes wondermind.com. "Those times are evidence that you can handle whatever life throws at you."
I'm On My Honeymoon
Had sushi for dinner last night at the all-inclusive resort my new husband and I are staying at. 1 AM rolls around and I'm throwing up like crazy, then it's dry heaving for another hour. We call the resort doctor, he takes my temperature and listens to my belly with a big "oh no" face, so guess who gets to go to a clinic in a foreign land (we're in the Dominican Republic)? Me!
I have a bacterial infection in my guts! My white blood cell count is bananas! We get to spend $4000 upfront because I need to be hospitalized!
Get Travelers insurance, be better than me. Don't know what the resort will do but it sounds like they're willing to work with us.
Often times they will hold you until the bill is paid in full. Hope this did not, or does not happen. Contact your Consulate.
Oh yeah, if that IV slips your whole arm could swell up and that could be really dangerous.
Load More Replies...So many terrible decisions made here. No travel health insurance, Dominican Republic, resort buffet sushi in the DR. 🤦♀️
The American/Canadian Automobile Association sells very good travel health insurance at very reasonable rates, and you don't even have to be a member to buy it (but you do get a slightly cheaper price if you are). And since they sell so much of it, it's accepted without a hassle lots of places. I know this because I actually had to use it once. It's also a lot simpler to buy than most travel health insurance. Just FYI.
Never, ever travel abroad without good travel insurance. Way too many medical expenses in foreign countries that can escalate into five or six figures.
I Just Dropped My Debit Card In That Crack And It’s My Only Form Of Money. They Had To Take Apart The Self Checkout Machine
Me too. Because it sounds like something I would do.
Load More Replies...I had an ATM not giving back my card once (and hence no money). Bank said they had no access to the machine, and didn't want to call an engineer. Bye, Citibank. And yes, I told that to everyone who mentioned looking for a bank. The faulty machine is one thing, leaving people without card and cash is the failure
Due to safety concerns (ie. hold-ups) most bank employees no longer have access to service the ATM machines anymore. Instead they use third party armored vehicle services who have the only access to machines. Most of these third parties services will not come out to a machine due to a card being stuck inside. Also, most of these third party services are contractually obligated to destroy/shred any cards found inside. This is not due to the staff or the bank or the armored service staff being rude, they are simple working withing the legal requirements of what their job allows. Yes, I work in a bank and this is how it works. If it's your bank's machine they can order you a new card but if you are at another bank's machine it's up to you to contact your own bank for a replacement card.
Load More Replies...Seems like a pretty poor design. That said, the cup holders in my car have eaten two debit cards.
Serves them right for making you use self-service instead of employing people to do it.
Hot night on an airport bus. My hands are sweaty. I lose my wedding ring down the window panel. Driver had to take te us to the depot and get a mechanic to take the panel apart. Now I alas carry an Alan key.
I had a parking pass card that fell between the console and passenger seat. NEVER TO BE FOUND! My boss thought I was just incompetent when I told him I couldn’t find it. He went out to prove it could be found and he couldn’t find it either. It’s been 2 years, still no sign of it. BTW, I do now have cut pool noodles stuffed in both sides of the console. lol
An infuriating, kick yourself in the as* moment. But hey, sh*t happens.
This Storm Uprooted A Tree, Then Blew It Over My Neighbor's House
Ma'am, there is a tree on this house. I think the view is the last thing on their mind.
Load More Replies...#little boxes on the hill side, little boxes made of ticcy taccay . Little boxes on the hill side and they all look just the same...# 🎶
There's a red one, and a green one, and a yellow one and a blue one, and they're all made out of ticky-tacky, and they all look just the same! (I think ticky-tacky is that plastic stuff that you peel off the backing and it sticks to whatever.)
Load More Replies...It looks as though the tree has very shallow roots - like it's been through a long period of dry weather.
No way to access surface water as it was tarmac-ed in.
Load More Replies...My daughter has been concerned about a neighbors tree that hangs over our yard and garage that if it falls the neighbors insurance would be liable, but in our state that would only happen if he knew the tree was unstable, damaged or rotten. And if it ws just an "act of god" it would be our insurances issue. But because of that we can trim ANYlimbs that hang over on our side....
Moved Into My Own Place, Finally After Months Of Searching. Not Even A Week In I Come Home To This
The second you buy home, you have a permanent to do list for the rest of your life.
I'm getting on in years and for the first time I understand why some sell their house and move into a small condo in town :p
Load More Replies...My Daughter Used A Plastic Cutting Board For A Pizza Pan
If the child is old enough to use the oven then they're old enough to know that plastic melts. They must be incredibly dumb. Could nobody smell it either?
We've seen plenty of posts on BP by adults who did this themselves. To reach exceptionally dumb, someone would have to be upset that the cheese is on the bottom.
Load More Replies...My teen daughter once warmed a pair of socks up in the microwave. Luckily she was watching the microwave and opened it when her socks started to smoke. Took forever to get the smell out 😕
Some people think you can't dry stuff in the microwave because it doesn't get hot inside. The last part is true, but a microwave can definitely boil water so that it evaporates from wet stuff. I used the microwave to dry a pair of shorts once, while staying at a motel.
Load More Replies...At least the plastic should be fairly straightforward to remove once it's cold.
You need it to be slightly warm actually, just so it's a little soft, then it peels off easily. Unless you're really desperate to save the shelf it's worth replacing that though. Then once it's cleaned you need to put an ovenproof container of coffee grounds in on a low heat for a few hours. Otherwise the plastic smell will come back every time you turn the oven on.
Load More Replies...Thought it was a cheese filled pizza. LOL How old (or high) is your daughter?
My Husband Left The Sunroof Open Last Night
Yes. Winter, but not snowing to winter and snowing.
Load More Replies...could be sudden weather change - right now I go to work with the heater on and come home with the a/c on...gotta love the South this time of year
Must be Utah... A nice, warm day in the middle of Winter is the precursor to a storm.
Beryl Just Knocked Over The 21 Year Old Tree That Was Planted By My Dad When I Was Born
I was thinking the same thing. But wouldn't it just blow over again? It would need to be pinned/held down by something I'd think 🤔
Load More Replies...That "small storm" was no joke. We were without power for a solid week.
I can't even begin to imagine a week without power, what a nightmare.
Load More Replies...FedEx Destroyed My Yard And I Didn’t Even Order Anything
I live at a dead end street. Rather than back straight out they decided to use my front lawn as a driveway. Not the best looking lawn, but I dropped several hundred dollars to try and get grass growing.
I lived in a house well outside the city for a while. I had an amazon driver pull into my driveway, then keep driving off my driveway, down a very steep hill after a rainstorm until they got to a wooded area about 100 meters behind my house. When they tried to turn around and go back up the very steep hill that was now quite muddy, they got their car stuck. At which point they decided to try gunning it up the hill, and dug their tires into ruts in the yard. The driver then knocked on my door and asked me for help. It was 23:00 at that point and there was no way to get them out. Our front door was at the front of the house, so I have no idea where this driver thought they were going. I ended up giving the poor driver a ride back to his house at midnight. The next morning he had to call a tow truck that was able to winch his car back up the hill and onto my driveway. There were massive gouges all over the back yard, as he had tried several different ways of getting up the hill.
That definitely sūcks for driver, but why were they out delivery Amazon packages at 2300?
Load More Replies...A FedEx truck backed into one of my brick carport support stantions and knocked it off it's base by almost a foot and I saw him do it but was long gone by the time I got outside. Called FedEx about it. Got blown off. Can't do anything because I had no proof. It could have been any one of their trucks. They know who made what delivery where and when but they're not gonna tell. Cost me $1200 out of pocket to have it re-seated and aligned.
The way my driveway is designed you can turn around a 30' truck without leaving the driveway. I can't tell you how many times people have driven onto the lawn, some with a car. One backed up so far off the concrete she could see grass between her car and the concrete and didn't stop then.
Roommate Kindly Put My Broth In The Fridge For Me, Which I Had Cooked For 5 Hours
She drained about 3l down the drain.
Seems like in the future a note to the roommate is in order: "do not touch!"
To be quite fair here, unless you said to the room mate that you were making broth, and not a meat and veg dish (as this seems), and expected them to not do anything about it... this is a rather honest mistake. Especially if you have a habit of cooking food and leaving it on the stove for an inordinate amount of time.
Actually no cause it's totally free and easy to just simply not touch something that isn't yours 🤗
Load More Replies...Omg I had spent hours making the perfect chicken soup. My now EX bF added water. Just one of the many moronic things that man did.
I spent hours making chicken stock and went to strain off the bones etc... yup... forgot to put a pot underneath the strainer. Sent 6+ hours of simmering down the drain.
Load More Replies...Landlord Sent Someone Over To Give The Pecan Tree A "Trim"
Mind you, the tree wasn't in the way in regard to the driveway or the foundation, and I never once complained about it other than the occasional smacking of my head on a singular low-hanging branch (I'm five-nothing; that's a really low-hanging branch). I loved having it there despite it constantly raining unripe pecans because it was at the perfect angle to provide ample shade for my truck year-round. Now I have no shade and it's still 90° outside.
Pecan trees have one of the widest spread of roots. Far wider than you might expect. Trees of this size, will spread roots 50 to 70 feet from the tree. Looking at the second image, you can see the driveway has already breaking, which is an indication that yes, the root system is already compromising the driveway, and given the proximity to the house, it's entirely likely it's doing the same to the foundation.
That's a very severe pruning job but I think the plan is for it to leaf back out. Otherwise, why leave the 'stump'?
It's called pollarding and although it looks destructive, when done correctly, it's beneficial for the tree.
Burnt away in the heat now there's now branches and leaves to protect it
Load More Replies...I Slipped And Fell Onto My Couch
Well, at least it was a soft landing...but now your couch looks like it has trapped an eternally-dàmned soul 😹
I left a similar facial image on my air bag a few years ago... perfect lipstick print (I was on my way to work first thing in the morning, so fresh lippy was in place!). Got teased no end by the lovely ambulance men.
That's velours. The colour changes with the direction of the fibers, so you can "draw" on it with your finger. To wipe the image simply sweep all the fibers one way with the palm of your hand
My Dad Just Finished Remodeling His House Last Month From The Last Major Hurricane. Woke Up At 2 This Morning To 7 Inches Of Water Through The House
Step One: prevent water from getting in again. Then, and only then, Step Two: repair damage.
A tropical storm that was falling "by buckets" according to reddit
Load More Replies...First of all you need a new measuring tape, and secondly, check your plumbing
I Tried Making Bread For The First Time Not To Long Ago, What Did I Do Wrong?
I snorted so forcefully I thought my nose was coming loose.
Load More Replies...Go to YouTube videos, enter Easy Bread or No-Knead Bread. There's also bread made without yeast and you don't knead it, Irish Soda Bread Best wishes
I read the OP's comments. They used tablespoons instead of teaspoons of salt. This is why my husband and mom are only allowed very simple cooking tasks. I not that great at baking so I triple check those measurements.
I Had Been Wearing My Slippers For About 10 Minutes This Morning When I Felt Something Cold On My Foot
I woke up with 2 very large wolf spiders playing on my neck. It tickled me awake lol. I don't know what I expected. I'm an arachniphobe for sure. But yeah, they tickle.
Load More Replies...A while back my husband went to put on his jeans after taking a shower and a few min later her feels a painful sting. It was a scorpion 🦂 then later that night, going to bed I turned on my stomach and put my arm under the pillow and I get stung by one as well. About a month ago my cat comes into the room and he has a scorpion in his mouth. He got stung and my poor guy had his face so swollen. 😕 ya s***w scorpions 🦂 haha
UK but we have them in Ohio. I let spiders be outside but not inside.
Load More Replies...Boyfriend Ironed His Interview Shirt On My Dining Room Table
Yeah - sand the top, re-stain, seal and train the boyfriend to make better choices
Load More Replies...Haven't come across "throat-punch" in a while. Thanks. 🤣
Load More Replies...If you have to iron somewhere other than on a ironing board you put a towel down first.
That is a golden excuse to purchase a belt sander. I can put more fear into furniture than j.d. vance.
🤣 you win the internet today for that one, Chris!
Load More Replies...I mean, table looks a lil worse for wear anyway...but he should've at least laid down a towel!
Wore The Jumper My Mom Lovingly Knitted For Me Once. Then Accidentally Shrunk It In The Wash
wash it in warm water, with a lot of hair conditioner. Then gently stretch it back to shape, pin it down, and allow to dry slowly. It doesn't always work, but it's worth a try
I only found out recently that you can sometimes stretch wool clothes back out. I wish I’d know decades ago. Always worth a try if it’s ruined anyway.
Load More Replies...Yep, this is how you fix it but not many know how to do it.
Load More Replies...I did this. Yes, I knew better, but I accidentally tossed my beautiful wool sweater in the regular wash. It became a very nice cat bed.
Did that once gave it to my car mascot teddy bear . I guess someone liked cause they stole the bear and did not touch anything else from the car
Because Of These Cool Guys, I Couldn't Find A Parking Space In My Apartment Building
When I lived in upstate NY I was a few numbers down from a historic black church. One particular Sunday I was parked on the street and heard this vehicle screaming gospel come in and park in my numbered spot. My drivers license had my unit number on it and I'm sure she was sorry she parked there. The tow truck didn't do her giant SUV justice to get it out of there, but it was private property, with proper signage.
Load More Replies...The non-permanent damage solution (and not nearly as arrestable as slashing) to all of this if a tow truck won't come out is to let the air out of each tire at the valve. You can use the valve cap itself to push the pin.
Taking off the valve cap and putting a BB in it will leak air slowly and they'll spend weeks trying to figure it out. Maybe even buy new tires.
Load More Replies...Did you know that a burning Mercedes and a burning BMW look much the same?
A good way to stop this is by calling a tow truck every time they do this. It'll be expensive for them after a while.
Tried To Make A Smoothie. Never Doing Anything Ever Again
Um, no, I don't think you should be allowed back into the kitchen. Any kitchen. Ever.
Jesus. There really are some mean people here. Accidents are a learning opportunity.
Load More Replies...Commiserations. This happened to me (only in strawberry) when the glass jug separated from the bit with the blades.
Doesn't look like it from the original post comments but they are funny! And now I don't feel so bad about my 5am smoothing accidents when making them for my husband. never this bad.
Load More Replies...This is a picture of patient zero's kitchen before the zombie plague
Load More Replies...Classic! You twisted the pitcher off the wrong way, unsealing the bottom instead of decoupling the pitcher from the motor. Happens to us all at least once. Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.
Finally Got Our Cracked Sidewalk Repaired Only For Some Lady To Walk Her Dog Straight Through It An Hour Later. All She Gave Was A Shrug
An hour later means the concrete is soft enough that running over it with a trowel, or even just a flat piece of cardboard is enough to fix that.
Then take the trowel and a*****t the lady for her arrogance.
Load More Replies...Poor puppy’s paws have the caustic cement and will probably get licked off. Paws and tummy hurt because of an ignorant owner.
A couple of cones is an inadequate barrier. Should have been mesh fencing.
No, a big barbed wire fence with cameras and automatic guns is the bare Minimum to fend off ignorant folks.
Load More Replies...Not much she can do once it’s happened. I’m astonished that people are advocating physically assaulting her. Any of us could be a world of our own, looking ahead, and accidentally step in that. The only sensible protection is a hard barrier. Otherwise don’t blame people.
Her footprints aren't in it. She saw it early enough to keep the dog out of it.
Load More Replies...A Monkey Grabbed My Glasses Through The Mesh Fence During My Stay At Animal Rescue Center In Costa Rica
My question is: why was their face so close to the fence where the monkey could grab them in the first place?
“Whatcha going to do about it? I’m clearly just a cute little monkey"
Load More Replies...Lost My Job Last Friday, Now This
This is why you should check the tire pressures often. This tire failed from driving on it underinflated. You can tell by the abrupt wear pattern on the edge of the tread and how it separated at the seam to the sidewall where all that stress got placed from being underinflated.
That is a VERY bad retreading job. Tyres are one of those expenses you really do not want to skimp on.
Vacuum Cleaning My Apple Keyboard
You might want to consult your doctor about the problem you're having with vowel movements.
Unless the vacuum cleaner is the kind with a black hole inside, it should be easy, if a little messy, to retrieve them.
It definitely didn't have a black hole inside. If it did the entire keyboard would be gone, and maybe the OP, too.
Load More Replies...Or put pantyhose, or a very thin sock over the vacuum hose. Works for any small thing like jewelry, etc you want to find but not get sucked up
Load More Replies...Oh yes - I've done that! Found the bits in the vacuum cleaner and YouTubed how to click 'em back on
Left My Car At A Friend's House While We Went To The Beach. Came Back To Find My Car Like This
Don't you mean WindowBreaker? 🙀🙃 But the WindowMakers will be happy to change the window..
Load More Replies...Mm. Did the branch randomly fall or was it used to smash the window? Call Poirot asap.
Might get some unwanted attention from the cops too
Load More Replies...Never Try Someone Else’s Rings
Why would you force it down when clearly the ring is waaaaaay toooo small for ur finger
Keep in mind the finger wasn't so swollen at first... but once it got that way, it was too late to remove the ring.
Load More Replies...Obviously this one is too far gone, will need to be cut off (or else the finger will, quite soon) but there is a trick with cotton thread or dental floss. wikihow dotcom has it under /Remove-a-Ring-with-a-String
Load More Replies...Aftermath Of Golf Ball Through My Window. Country Club Across The Street Is Hosting A Tournament And Now I Have Glass In My AC
My Shower Door Exploded
The door came off the track due to improper installation by the contractor, and when we tried to put it back on the track, it just popped. I have cuts all over my body and had to go to the ER to get stitches at midnight.
We had a glass wall of a meeting room in our office explode. I'm not going to have any glass walls or doors where I live, ever. Windows, okay, one can't avoid everything, but nothing else.
Yeah, we had several glass walls explode in our office overnight. Everyone blamed the janitorial staff, but it turned out that the light rail under the buildings set up a harmonic vibration at just the right frequency to break the glass, like a talented singer can break a wineglass.
Load More Replies...had an oven door do that once, didn't even touch it....put the oven on....5 mins later we heard a noise in the kitchen.....glass everywhere.
"Use This Tempered Glass Floor Mat!" Mom Said, "Never Have To Replace It Again!" She Said
I've worked in a lot of offices and have never heard of tempered glass being used for the floor mat. Tabletops yes.
I've seen them for sale, recently when I was shopping online for a replacement for my worn out one, so they do exist. I don't think I'd trust them though. However, I think you're not supposed to use them over carpet, just hard wood or vinyl floors.
Load More Replies...O M G ! NO! Office chair mats make it easier to roll your chair around. But never over a fluffy carpet… a firmer, thiner office carpet.
Load More Replies...Again, user error. Those casters are for carpeted floors. You need the ones with the lightgrey rubber rims.
Someone Had An Unsecured Load Of Paint
Your insurance (and theirs) will pay for detailing to clean that off, possibly repaint your car
I have splashes of white, latex paint up the passenger side of my blue car. Of course, I didn't notice it for a good period and have NO idea how it got there, how it splashed, where I must have run over it.
My Boyfriend Has Just Started A Long Train Journey
Just download something that doesn't need volume, if you can?
I bought a new pair for a train trip. Standing on the platform waiting for them to open the train, my earphone hopped out of my ear, took a couple bounces and landed on the track under the train. I could see it, but the maintenance guy wouldn't go under the train to get it. Understandable, but d**n!😂
A whole generation that doesn’t know how to take an interest in the world around them and just survive without ‘being entertained’. I love to take a book to read on a long journey, and I would be sad if I forgot it and lost the opportunity to read, but I’d know how to cope.
Or, and I’m reaching here, a generation that knows how to take an interest in the world around them, but doesn’t want to listen to the tuneless whistlers, finger tappers, pen clickers, phone conversations and other people’s music. I’m happy to listen to a book, or to plain silence - just because I have earbuds in doesn’t mean I’m listening to anything.
Load More Replies...I’ve Had Some Bad Days, This One Is One Of My Worst
Yes, that is a fry oil dumpster; it’s half the size of our regular dumpsters and holds six months’ worth of oil. Thankfully it was emptied a few weeks ago. And no, this isn’t where it’s supposed to be; it’s actually five miles away from the restaurant after being dragged by a tractor trailer that also sideswiped one of our customers’ cars. And it’s leaking into a creek. We had to explain to the cop five times that we’re supposed to have three dumpsters, not two.
Local place had a screwball entrance on one side. That's the side a few 18 wheelers decided to use even though there's a sign saying NO TRUCKS. There were several 5 ton granite boulders there to make the pint. Can't tell you haw many times one or more of those boulders were dragged across the entire parking lot and out onto the main road when they got lodged in front of the trailers axle. One truck even got it lodged between the axles. He obviously had to wait for a tow truck to lift the trailer over the boulder. They finally gave up and removed the boulders. Still didn't fix the entrance though.
Attempted To Make Brownies As A Surprise For My Roommate
It was a brand-new brownie pan from my mom, in our brand-new oven, in an apartment we just moved into earlier this month. My roommate was having a bad day, so I thought I'd be nice. Put the pan in, closed the oven, turned around, and boom. It took over an hour of wiping, scooping brownie batter-covered glass with a spatula.
Now we're out a brownie pan and a few washcloths that the glass wouldn't come out of, and I've got a ton of tiny glass scratches on my hands.
A layer of heavy-duty foil in the bottom of your oven will last a long time and save potential messes in the future.
Thank goodness for my antique Fire King and PYREX bakeware. I'm in my 60s and some of them predate me. Take care of them and they'll serve you for decades.
Oh hell no. I'd let all of that cool down and then get the vacuum cleaner on to it to remove as much glass as possible, then just put the vacuum bag straight into the bin. I've met agitated glass in the past and there's a reason why all my cookware is metal.
Gloves, paper towels, dustpan with small broom. Sweep the batter into the dustpan. empty in trash bag. Rinse broom outdoors, sweep again. Use paper towels to wipe up the rest, the glass will get stuck in them. for the last paper towel wipe, moisten the towels to pick up any remnants of glass. Then use an old towel to finish cleaning the oven. Get rid of old towel. Rinse off the gloves, dustpan and broom outside and take out trash. So much easier.
Umm, I live in an apartment. How would I rinse something outdoors?
Load More Replies...When getting glass baking pans, get borosilicate glass. It's what old PYREX used to be made of.
I Think I'll Go Back To Bed
I didn't realize there were people who did not know that
Load More Replies...TIP: heat up a metal eye lash curler for about 5 sec w/warm blow dryer setting, touch to palm to make sure it's not too hot (2 hot 4 hand, way 2 hot 4 eyes), then gently use for lashes. Immediately apply mascara. Works like a curling iron.
This Lady On My 10 Hour Flight
Chewing gum? Superglue? Or just pull it. Just a bit - repeatedly - really really often.
Load More Replies...I see a lot of this pic, and always wonder why a person wouldn't simply tap her shoulder and ask her to move it. Fair shot it's an honest mistake/thoughtless habit.
Me too. Just lean round and say “I’m so sorry to disturb you, I’m just going to move your hair that’s over my screen. I’m sure you weren’t aware”. Sometimes people want something to be angry about and to post because they get ‘rewarded’ with lots of engagement, when dealing with it like a sentient adult won’t get the eyeballs.
Load More Replies...I have some little sewing ones that always make it thru 😉😉 The best idea tho, was from someone saying to make knots on that person's hair. It's never happend to me, but if it does, I'm going to be practising my nautical knots 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'd ask once, politely... And then more assertively before getting flight crew involved.
How My Dominos Pizza Came Delivered
I assume you live on a highway and the delivery driver tossed it out of their car like a paper-boy...
Looks like it was stacked sideways for delivery. Some numbskull prob'ly thought if he stacks 'em sideways, can fit more into the box and get more done in less time.
CORN & BLACKBEANS ON F*****G PIZZA! GOOD, I'M GLAD IT GOT DELIVERED THAT WAY!. SACRILEGE!
No-one gets to complain about pineapple after seeing this abomination.
Load More Replies...Decided To Install My Brand New AC Unit Today
No you can’t break black iron pipe connections with plastic and aluminum. Lol
Load More Replies...Check underneath for a cartoon coyote -- I've seen crimescenes like this before.
Guess Which One I Just Put In My Oatmeal?
The cumin would be tasty. Add some chilis, turmeric and coriander. Yummy.
My sister did that with a thanksgiving apple pie, only it was black pepper rather than cinnamon.
My sweet spices are on a different level of the lazy Susan from the savory. And I have a giant container of cinnamon...
Oooh i did that with cayenne when i was little. Not a great surprise.
Don't feel too bad. i have egg whites and coffee creamer both in blue containers. I haven't *yet* put egg in my morning coffee but have poured creamer into the pan for scrambled eggs.
Got A Sandwich From The Convenience Store And Opened It To Put Some Chili Flakes On
Sandwich from a C-Store? Like playing Russian Roulette with your digestive system.
A Swarm Of Bees Decided They Like My Amazon Delivery
Call a beekeeper. They will smoke them to calm them down then collect them. Notice they are all crawling around in a group? They are surrounding their queen
Or gently spray water on them, sometimes they are so kind non of those is needed.
Load More Replies...They're only resting,. When they do that, it means they're taking a break from travel. Good news, no one in their right mind would bother stealing your delivery!
They have swarmed and will leave pretty soon. We need them so your package can wait.
In response to 'Kabuki Kitsune's post, we definitely need to do more things for solitary bees, bumble bees. And honey bees are non native in USA, that is the truth. No one can deny that, not even the downvoters. It's even said here in Sweden that to many hives in one place risk food for solitary bees, bumble bees, butterflies etc. Even if "native" here. A studie from 2014 from Sweden say they are organically from Asia, 300 000 years ago. And then spread to Europe, so I guess one could say they are native here by now. But the going extinct have been about honey bees, cause they are easy to use for polinating crops, and if they die because of CCD or alike, this will be more expansive. But this is a whole day of webbinar I I don't know about it all.. But yea much stuff to think about here..
Load More Replies...Passenger Beside Me Listening To Loud Music And Using Phone On Maximum Brightness During A 4 Hour Late Night Bus Journey
Why don't people just ask these morons to stop being obnoxious on public transportation?.. I mean, I am a thin little woman, I am not frightening at all, but when I ask people to stop listening to loud music or stop blinding me with their phone, they usually stop. Often people just don't think about others, if others don't remind them of themselves.
Depends on the country in some the reason is fear.
Load More Replies...What prevents from giving back musically? Let's start with the classic artist Merzbow as a starter. If that doesn't help, there's a lot of delicious extratone genre on YouTube for the main course. For dessert, maybe a little softer Femtanyl. I'm an inexhaustible source of harsh music and I like a wide variety of music.
especially if laid over a movie with strong stroboscopic effects.
Load More Replies...You could always join in the conversation. After all, if it's for everybody to hear, clearly he's inviting participation, right?
Opened My Yankee Candle Order. I Mean Seriously No Paper, No Bubble Wrap Just Glass Splinters Everywhere
Yes those are from Yankee Candle, those are their line that has wooden wicks.
Load More Replies...Get them from a certain online retailer starting with 'A'? I've had... discussions... with them regarding their abysmal "chuck it in a box is less than fifteen seconds" method of packing. I now habitually video myself opening parcels, if there's anything breakable. So far they've been good about refunds, but, really, a few bits of scrunched up wrapping paper would - yes - double the time it takes to process the order. But on the other hand a refund and processing a reorder costs them even more...
In The Morning, I Heard A Sound As If Water Was Flowing Under The Sink, Couldn't See Anything. I Left And Less Than 10 Seconds Later, The Water Heater In The Bathroom Exploded
It’s common in offices or just a bathroom that’s far away they come in 5 gal electric I think is the smallest
Load More Replies...I lived on a boat where the toilet was in the shower. Actually made it feel cleaner because it was always getting rinsed off.
Load More Replies...How TF is that LEGAL? I've only ever seen water heaters in the basement or a dedicated closet. (I'm also wondering what exploded; it has no tank, so it's just heating water as it flows through? Tank water heaters need to be professionally installed because if the safety mechanisms aren't done correctly, they can level a home, or even become a rocket capable of astounding altitudes. I'm guessing those are long, thin heating chambers inside a now-destroyed white, plastic shell to prevent flammable or sensitive things coming in contact with a heating chamber. )
Different places, different rules and different equipment. In the UK it's very common to have a large water heater somewhere tucked away, like in a designated closet, but that would not be connected to the shower/taps of the bathtub. Those are instead often connected to a small, electric, flow-through heater at eye level above the tub/shower. On the other hand, in Hungary you would often see large water heaters with tanks in bathrooms, because often that's the only place they can go.
Load More Replies...The Bacon In Our Hellofresh Box This Week
WhattheeFúck is that??? Straight fat with a line of pink highlighter on it???? *Edited because bp edits the "the" in w.t.f. so now I've made it more ~offensive~ :3
Yeah, that's the pork belly. It's an awesome cut of meat, now keep it low-key so the rich people don't ruin it.
Load More Replies...On the brightside that would make some good bacon grease, fat and drippings for cooking. Southern girl, that grew up with country born and raised Mom and Dad (RIP M and D) so, getting rid of good grease is sacrilege.
People seem to have forgotten the joy of some good bacon grease.
Load More Replies...On My Way To Europe For 3 Weeks, Realized Once At The Airport That I Forgot To Put On My Shoes
Well, that makes it a lot easier going through security, not having to deal with shoe laces and all that :)
I wear flip flops around the house and back when I worked in an office I once accidentally forgot to take them off after I put on my work clothes. I didn't realize until I got to the office and someone looked at me strangely.
Okay this is funny, but….. how? Just how?? I don’t leave for the airport without quadruple-checking absolutely everything. How can you possible forget shoes???
We once went away for a long weekend and both of us thought the other one had shut the front door. Not locked it; shut it. Luckily we live in a little estate in a little village and nothing happened at all, but seriously, if we could do that (we had two kids to shepherd into the car, make sure we had drink and snacks for as well as coats and shoes on) then I’m not going to judge someone that was so caught up in everything else he forgot to change his footwear.
Load More Replies...I didn't quite go to another country like that. Just put my "Sunday best" on, did my hair, discreet make up, jewellery, everything for my first university exam. I really wanted to make a good impression, and I looked awesome. I only realised when it was too late to turn back that I was still wearing my c*****d, million years old, half a size too small, very ugly home slippers though. My perfectly matching, really smart shoes were still sitting at home, next to the door, and were still wondering why I walked straight past them as I left my flat...
Can not, for the life of me, figure out what BP censured.
Load More Replies...Buy some new shoes there in Europe, a practical souvenir of the trip. Hope they had a good time!
Rubbed A Plant With Bug Repelling Properties All Over My Legs. Turns Out I'm Allergic
That's why you should do a test patch before spreading it all over.
The Downlight In My Bathroom Spontaneously Combusted. I Was Lucky Enough To Catch It In Time
that's what some people call lights on the ceiling that point down. it's weird.
Load More Replies...I Paid Almost $20 For A Slice Of Tiramisu And It Came Covered In Mold
So you had time to reply but not to type the whole word, 'return'?
Load More Replies...I was thinking the same thing. It probably sits there forever because it's so overpriced.
Load More Replies...I never order cold desserts from restaurants, because I've watched too much Kitchen Nightmares, and I've worked in a few. They don't care how old it is,.
5:30 AM, Half Asleep And Dropped The Instant Coffee Powder Tin
Hope you didn't inhale it. That would be an interesting caffeine high!
I Guess The Paint Looked Dry Enough To Someone
The Way My Husband Put Away The Birthday Cake
All you need now is a spoon. And an hour to yourself. While your husband watches the children and does the housework.
This is not a problem if you consider that to be a single serving, say for lunch.
Dry Cleaner Melted The Buttons On My Shirt
A friend picked up his jacket from the dry cleaner. They had replaced the leather buttons with plastic ones.
IOW, they ruined the leather buttons and hoped he wouldn't notice.
Load More Replies...That is something your dry cleaner can replace, and should. A lot of those businesses do alterations, which means they have a sewing machine, and button replacement is pretty fast
Time to send a bill to the drycleaner rather than the other way around.
Spent 3 Hours In Traffic Covering Only 60 Miles And Came Home To This. Abandoned Car Blocking My Building's Garage Entrance
My Dog Waste Bags Disintegrated Into Confetti As I Pulled Them Out While I Was On A Walk
Wife Spilled Black Paint All Down Our Stairs
Don't even waste the time to try to clean it - it will not come out. Get new carpet.
Professional cleaning service can get it out. We ended up with postage ink on carpet, that ink is meant to be 100% permanent, it contains chemicals to ensure it is. Local company took one look and said, "nope, can't get that out." He also took it as a challenge. He got it out. I've been calling him for all my carpet cleaning since. That was over 30 years ago.
Load More Replies...My mom "accidentally" did this after my dad said he wouldn't get new carpeting
Both Handles Broke On My Baskets Full Of Laundry And It Fell Down The Stairs
DIY Clothes Blender, I Guess. It’s Really Wedged In There. Check Your Pockets Folks
Stick a flat head screwdriver into one of the UU-like notches on the other side from the blade, then hit the screwdriver a few times with a spanner to dislodge the blade. You'll probably scratch the paint, but better that than nothing. Just do NOT try to pry anything under the blade to try to grab onto it. Those things have no tensile strength and will easily snap if flexed leaving to a worse mess to sort out.
Monitor Broke In Process Of Moving
Someone Keeps Cheesing My Car. Somebody Keeps Throwing Slices Of Cheese On My Car While It's Parked In A Public Garage. I Have No Idea Why They're Doing It
It's a religious gesture. You know the song - What a Friend We Have in Cheeses 🎵🎵
There was this really obnoxious bully in my year in high school, and senior year whenever we would come back from getting sandwiches for lunch, my friends and I would leave tomato slices on the bonnet of his BMW (rich brat, parents bought it). After the 5th or 6th time we did this, we actually got to witness him have a melt down when school let out an we were all headed to our cars or the bus. Dude starts shouting WHO THE F*CK KEEPS DOING THIS??!? while hurling the tomato slices away. Obviously we kept doing it for the rest of the year.
Okay, if that isn’t damaging the car at all, it does sound funny.
Load More Replies...It was a tik thing back in the day. Stupid. They would also post vids of people slapping others with cheese.
Load More Replies...There Goes My Lunch
I don't get why people bring along these glass containers? Plastic is lighter and exactly this doesn't happen.
Because when you microwave plastics, the plastic chemicals leach into your food. Glass doesn't do that.
Load More Replies...I had a friend who spent all day making marinara sauce from scratch. Poured it into a glass dish and (poof!) the whole thing shattered. She called me to see if I thought it was still edible if she just "picked the pieces out and put the sauce through the strainer." We were in our 30s.
Sometimes you need someone else to give you permission to throw food away. If she thought it was okay she wouldn’t have phoned you.
Load More Replies...My Late Sister's Memorial Plant. We Were Almost Home Too
We have many houseplants and plants in our garden. Over the years I've transported many, many plants from nurseries to house, and from house to our apartment in Seattle, and have never dumped one. Secret (not very secret secret)??? Bungee cords and seatbelts! Always fasten them!!
The plant is fine. It looks like it was potted into fresh soil just before sale. The root ball may not even know anything has happened. Try to keep it moist in the meantime, though
U put on passenger floor space and use front passenger seat to keep in place
Thought I Would Bake Some Valentine's Muffins For My Husband Today
Wrong gas mark. The top sears shut, and the inside comes bubbling out.
Came Back From A Party And We Were Taking The Cupcakes From It. They All Fell On Me
Physics are responsible for your cupcakes falling. "A body in motion tends to stay in motion" or something like that
I would transport cupcakes in a tin/box, then put them on the stand when you arrive at the event. They will also be protected from flies, etc.
The Bottom Of My Wrist Itches
Been there. Not fun. The coat hanger trick is dangerous because it can cause infection. The atrophied leg muscles after the cast comes off? All nerves are hyper sensitive.
Load More Replies...I Baked My AirPods Along With My Choc Chip Cookies
I turned the oven on to preheat it. 3 min later, I removed the oven tray to put it into the kitchen island so I can line it with cookie dough. It didn’t feel very hot, yet the AirPods that were on the kitchen island were presumably attached to it. When I opened the oven after baking for 10 minutes, there was an abnormal cookie.
I get accidents happen but some of these posts are crazy, like are you even awake?
Discovered Mold Was In The Bottom Of My Water Cup After Drinking From It All Day
No clue... I scrub the hell out of my water bottles and my wife's coffee mugs.
Load More Replies...wash water cups and bottles even if you only put water in it, they still collect bacteria from your mouth
And pref let them dry for a day or two, so if possible have at least two water bottles.
Load More Replies...Unfortunately people don't wash their water bottles enough.... or ever
Forgot About This One In The Freezer. Thought I Grabbed All Of Them In Time
My wife's son did this last year. I was still cleaning coke out of the freezer 6 months later
Oooh, someone at my library did that with a glass bottle. Our assistant library director cleaned it up and send a VERY strongly worded email out to all staff.
So, A Pretty Strong Storm Came Through Last Night
Was Enjoying My Vacation Until This Happened
Had that happen in Amsterdam. Police station had no parking space anywhere. BF jumped in to let them know what happened and to ask where we could park while doing the paperwork. I was waiting in the car, ofc. Guy in plain clothes comes out of police station, demands that i move the car, and when I told him that I can't drive, he wanted to do it himself. Sorry what, dude? In your dreams. he went back in to fetch BF. Turned out he was from the d**g squad. Yeah, your bad. They were incredible rude, because booo, tourists whose car got damaged, how dare we?
It’s kinda heartening to learn that Dutch police were rude. Goes to show that people can be dîcks anywhere
Load More Replies...Had this happen in Washington DC. Had all our photos stolen from a three week around the country trip.
Bought This Dress And Finally Received It Three Months Later Just To Be Ripped Off
That's what she did. And got the one on the right.
Load More Replies...With permission there's nothing wrong with ripping off a dress.... Oh that's not what she meant.
I've definitely purchased clothing items I'd gladly have ripped off by a specific person
Load More Replies...No, Temu doesn't do this. Their clothes are great. This is those other Asian ads. You always get garbage clothes from those ads.
Didn't Get To Try One After 20 Minutes Of Peeling
Pomegranate seeds can be washed off. This is not a loss at all, just an annoyance.
How dirty do they think their reasonably clean looking floor is that they can't pick them up and rinse well under running water? Follow up question - how much are pomegranates where you, fellow pandas, reside? They were $3.99 EACH today at a local chain grocery store in New England.
1.98 each here at the Walmart's in Arkansas
Load More Replies...Next time: cut the pomegranate in half, put the open side over a bowl, hit the shell a couple of times. Repeat with second half!
I Broke My Superior Quality Metal Garlic Press Pressing Garlic
We Just Had A New Driveway Poured. My Wife Wanted To Hose It Off And We Found This. I’m Not Entirely Sure How We Are Supposed To Attach A Hose To This
Looking at how sloppily that faucet was installed in the first place, maybe you should start looking for new contractors....but also is it possible to unscrew the faucet fixture and just flip it??
You can but it's a frost proof faucet so if it's not turned this way, it won't self drain to prevent freezing. When I built my house, they installed mine then when they poured the front porch, it ended up just like this one. So they turned it and I understood, we can't leave a hose connected. The worst part was in the process of rotating it, they broke the vent cap seen on top here. That part is not serviceable. So I had to JB Weld an automotive freeze plug in the hole just so we could use the faucet.
Load More Replies...You're not. That's a winter drain valve, not a faucet. If you leave your house unattended in winter, closing the main valve and draining the circuit through this. stops your pipes exploding from frost.
Just found something similar with my toilet. At some point a 'handyman"' redid-the bathroom floor and raised it so that the shut off valve cannot be used.
I Was So Excited For My Hair Dye To Get Here
"Have you tried this 5 second hack?!?! Dying your own hair is soooo tedious. Instead just pour it in a pouch and then just put it on your head."
Attempted To Open A Brand New Bag Of Mike And Ike’s
Ordered A Personal Pizza With Anchovies And Mushrooms, Forgot To Add Cheese
The typical Italian pizza with anchovies has just tomato sauce and no cheese, so that could be the confusion
Load More Replies...If they had, there would be no cheese AND NO ANCHOVIES either
Load More Replies...Borrowed Knife Broke Instantly On First Use
None Of The Room Switches Turn Off My Hotel Room TV Back Light. Nothing In This Room Seems To Turn Off The TV Backlight. I Can’t Get Ahold Of Front Desk
I'll do you one better: Had to unplug the mini fridge to turn the lamp on in the hotel room, in one of those it-looked-amazing-in-the-photos-online places.
The Dog Decided To Pull Me Through Halloween Decorations And Ripped My Favorite Pjs
Got Into A Car Accident On My Birthday. It’s Been A Little Over A Week, But My Car Had To Get Towed And This Was Legit Like Five Minutes After I Picked My Friend Up
My partner broke up with me tonight. Today was the one year anniversary of us meeting. I'd sent them this long heartfelt message about how happy I was to be with them this morning and when we called tonight (long distance) they told me they didn't love me like that anymore and basically just wanted to be friends. I'm devastated. So that's my r/wellthatsucks.
Sorry to hear that. Yeah, that s***s. Take time for yourself & I hope you have some good friends to be with you.
Load More Replies...My partner broke up with me tonight. Today was the one year anniversary of us meeting. I'd sent them this long heartfelt message about how happy I was to be with them this morning and when we called tonight (long distance) they told me they didn't love me like that anymore and basically just wanted to be friends. I'm devastated. So that's my r/wellthatsucks.
Sorry to hear that. Yeah, that s***s. Take time for yourself & I hope you have some good friends to be with you.
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