Memes are a universal language of the internet. Not only do we share them to laugh, but also to communicate, criticize, and reflect on the current trends. Essentially, they speak of, or rather make a meme of what’s really buzzing right now: think of 2020 and 2021 memes, Squid Game memes, and Mike Pence’s fly on the head memes.
Some memes, on the other hand, refer to the things that most of us find very relatable. They identify a common experience, a feeling, and even an opinion. How come such personal things are so universal, you wonder? Well, we may not have the answers to the phenomenon, but we surely have a lot of hilarious memes of our daily lives in the hooman world to chuckle upon.
And thanks to the Instagram page “Is You Funny,” below is a whole collection of them to scroll through. According to the page’s description, it’s the “most relatable page on the gram,” and it seems like a whopping 2.7M followers would totally agree.
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Is the American presidential system so flawed that it can go from a genuinely good man to one of the worst human beings to ever walk the planet? Something needs fixing.
Short answer: yes There were so many racist white people outraged at having a black man in "our white house" (yes that's a direct quote from a new story) they chose the most outrageous followup candidate they could find.
Load More Replies...I was so proud of him. Handsome and articulate he was a big change for this country and was a leader I could actually say I was proud of in America.
Barack obama was one of the best presidents. If only they allowed a third term...
John Lewis was a fine man. He is the one between Mr. Obama and Mrs. Obama. Was at the first Selma March and never let anyone forget what it stood for. Too many greedy, rich idiots "representing" us now.
But also it reflects on the people as well, Obama is with people and his family, while trump used military control over public
Obama seemed to do it all very naturally and with style... while Trump did it so ummm "tacky and flashy".
Load More Replies...When someone says they still support the fascist Oompa Loompa after he rallied domestic terrorists to attack the capital of the U.S. it let's me know that they still choose to support , homophobia, nationalism, anti-science rhetoric, misogyny, and hatred against anyone who is different from their mayonnaise covered Wonder Bread view of the world.
Hm..really, REALLY not trumpfan, but I am prety sure all the people beihdn Obama were vetted. Any American president is very much protected and for good reason.
That's what I was thinking... what's the context on this?
Load More Replies...I'm still trying to figure out why we didn't moammar Kadafi that little mother-trumpers a$$ after his first few months in office.
For real though. I miss Tupac, he would've taken out this trash years ago.
6ix9ine literally says the n word when he's not even well.. black
Load More Replies...The more I learn about Tupac the more sad I am he was taken far too soon - he comes across as a such an incredible person who really had things to say that mattered.
His whole family is amazing. Look up the book "Assata," about his godmother.
Load More Replies...2pac is a legend. The other crayon looking kid will be forgotten by the end of the year
I hear that rap was originally created to express frustrations at the social inequalities in society, but now it's just unintelligible gibberish.
It did go in that direction but I think it started as mc's hyping up the crowd while rapping over the break.
Load More Replies...He looks like if SpongeBob lived in a pineapple under Lake Michigan.
Load More Replies...As a huge rap and hip hop fan since 90’s, i stopped listening new rap songs somewhere from 2007-2010. I am rotating the good old ones, which they got something to tell you ☺️
Same, I started my teens in the 90's and the music was CLASSIC!!
Load More Replies...I had no idea Tupac had such progressive lyrics (I'm not much of a hip hop guy)
His mother was a revolutionary activist and a member of the black panthers. If you read their sources (not the nonsense that was spread about them at the time), then you'll see that the black panthers were very progressive. One of their biggest programmes was free breakfast for kids.
Load More Replies...I'm "get off the internet, your dad will be calling from the hospital and the line can't be busy" old
Oh sweetie - I'm older. I'm DOS screen old. I'm floppy disk old. I'm only a few years removed from punch cards old.
Lol yes!! When i was bored of watching the pipes of the protection screen i was doing that😅
Load More Replies...Ha! Beat ya, Windows 3.0. I actually started on MSDOS and I had a Commodore 64 too. I even had a Magnavox Odyssey earlier than that. Sometimes I think it was much simpler back then. I started a college course on Windows NT and half way through, Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom, changed to Windows 2000. Great! That’s $18k down the drain. I did, however, get my MCSE in NT. Whoopee.
Load More Replies...I've got you beat it was before Windows called basic
Load More Replies...Memes are a quintessential part of the internet culture. It’s where they’re born, where they spread and where they evolve. Seemingly fun and lighthearted, they create a culture of unspoken referential importance by using explicit cultural knowledge, which is a big deal of its own accord. Thanks to them, it seems like there’s never a dull moment online. Today the concept of a meme has evolved into elaborate structures that can come in many forms, like challenges, videos, viral sensations, GIFs, and images with accompanying captions.
I've seen this photo a bunch I laugh every time. However, I've never seen the "before" photo and it does not disappoint.
You're right. The dog in the pic has no black between the eyes. I never noticed that.
Load More Replies...Look! F*ck off! I was there when Mr potato head, The pong TV console game, The Evel Knievel stunt bike and dragster, scalextric, Kerplunk, Action Man and Frustration were popular. The one toy that got confiscated and disappeared into oblivion was when I was 7 and had a great big chemistry set, which was fun because I made things with it that were not in the booklet and would be considered terrorism by today's standards. Chemistry sets these days are just not worth the hassle of opening your wallet
Tilt it to the left. Get the angle right, and you can drop the rings on the pins with no problems
Load More Replies...Cats 2. Release date: Somewhere between "Hopefully Never" and "Probably Not"
#unedited #naturalgal #naturalbeauty #nomakeup #beyourself #luvyourself #purrrrrfectbody #selfconfidence
I wish instagram was never invented. It's responsible for enabling so many useless, attention seeking narcissists. And if people would just stop following them, they'd go away.
I think it´s great place for share art (and ´art´ doesn´t mean semi-nudes with ducklike faces)
Load More Replies...It shouldn’t come as a surprise that from a linguistic point of view, memes are incredibly sophisticated. In fact, meme creators use “multimodal grammar,” which refers to a post which has both images and captions, to express and share ideas and opinions. As soon as a meme lands on social networks, people start sharing it and add their own personal meanings to the content. That’s why there’s never a final nor single meaning of a particular meme.
My question to flat Earth theory is - why is still circular? Why not triangle or hexagonal?
Load More Replies...Earth: "Just keep spinning, just keep spinning, just keep spinning, spinning, spinning."
What do we do we spin spin ohohoohOHOH SPINNING SPIN WE SPIN!
Load More Replies...this is a picture of the round side... the flat one is the other... (so everyone is happy!)
That's clever, because anyone can understand it the way that comforts their own opinions.
As much as I agree with the point of the post you make a good point.
Load More Replies...That's not a fair or truthful statement at all. I stopped following people when they started posting about nothing but BLM. I knew these people personally and they were never politically inclined, never talked about it, never showed any interest in it until it was seen as "trendy" for some reason; it's all they posted about and would put #BLM on everything. I stopped following them because they didn't know what they were talking about and were incredibly irritating, not because I'm a trashy person.
What about getting downvotes, posting truth about Muslim, Israel apartheid etc.
same thing. If you post about israeli soldiers shooting kids and israel is an apartheid state, you are suddenly antisemitic. PS, half jewish here so don't even start that s**t with me.
Load More Replies...ima just think this is for school lol, like cheating on a test. if i dont cheat, then I gotta repeat. life motto.
Load More Replies...You've never been yelled at because she saw you with another woman in her dream?
is this real? I thought this happens only in TV
Load More Replies...There's not a Commandment more important and breaking it reveals your true character.
My wife still have caught me thousands of times, although I've never cheated a single time.
The fact that internet memes, units of popular culture, constantly circulate, imitate and transform with the help of users, makes them so special. Limor Shifman, a scholar who specializes in the study of internet memes, believes that a meme is not a single idea or image which is spread across social sites, but a group of items that were created with awareness of each other. Think of the internet’s beloved Grumpy Cat meme. Shifman would say that it’s not the cat itself, but the whole set of memes generated with its image, which is the meme.
Ha, the bus I was taking home yesterday did just that. Luckily it was the last leg of my commute, twenty minutes of walking to get home.
Load More Replies...Men's body wash works as shampoo, conditioner, carpet cleaner, and transmission fluid
And only casual women who act like everything is a problem.
Load More Replies...I use like 6 or 7 products to get like half of this quality, it's not fair guys
Dude forgot the eye patch, and the devil horns, and the ear rings, and the nose rings
One of the funniest things I've seen was on the front page of a newspaper that someone had left on the London Underground. It was one of the broadsheets (The Times, The Guardian etc) that had a giant picture of Abu Hamza al-Masri on the cover and someone had drawn on him to make him look like a pirate, including a parrot. I know it's an old and oft repeated joke but this person had done such an amazing job, I wish I had a picture to show you :-)
On the other hand, with memes evolving so much in the past years, in some cases, they become vehicles for political messages, often used to spread aggressive or racist messages and to incite hatred. Emiliano De Cristofaro, an associate professor from UCL, has recently carried out the largest scientific study of memes to date, using a dataset of 160m images from various social networks.
“We showed how 'fringe' web communities associated with the alt-right movement, such as 4chan’s 'Politically Incorrect' board (/pol/) and Reddit’s 'The_Donald' are generating a wide variety of racist, hateful, and politically charged memes—and, crucially, spreading them to other parts of the internet,” De Cristofaro explained.
I signed up for Instagram just to see ONE comic someone posted because I couldn’t see it without an account.
Load More Replies...Dats me! Used to post every week... haven't posted in 3 years. Lol. I'm just a lurker now! It's the best way to be.
Been on Instagram eight years and the only photo on there is my profile pic. No posts. No nothing.
you know, the fact shes like 14 scares me more as i get older, cause i realize just how young that really is.
Load More Replies...I heard they are taking this classic out. Because its reported she didn't consent to being kissed. Guess the new version will be her corpse laying there rotting.
I remember seeing some versions in which she gets back to life as the apple piece she had swallowed falls out of her mouth as her body gets lifted up by the prince. Which means, she actually choked on that apple... ^^"
Load More Replies...No one: The prince: oh look, a 14 year old CHILD that looks DEAD is lying in the forest. I better kiss it without consent even tho I am a 30 year old man
Remember when you wished you were all grown up so you could be free to do anything you'd like?
What De Cristofaro’s team found was that fringe social networks like /pol/ and Gab “share hateful and racist memes at an impressive rate, producing countless variants of antisemitic and pro-nazi memes.” Moreover, “memes like Pepe the Frog (and its variants) are often used in conjunction with other memes to incite hate or influence public opinion on world events, such as Brexit or the advance of Islamic State,” he said.
Or how about the 60+ yr old dude, with the start of a grandpa body, wont reti r e for 10 more years, and then will only have 3000 a month, thinks he is going to get a 25 yr old, who has great boobs? Dude, stick to your age group
I don't know.... Is he at least 6 foot tall and makes at least 6 figures? LOL Both sides are ridiculous. Glad I am not in the dating phase of my life.
That's not a common demand from the ladies but I will say I bet those two perfect types find each other (the babes and the tall rich guys they are together as travel bloggers)
Load More Replies...Having preferences is fine. The problem is when people (men) either believe they DESERVE the attention of women who meet their standards, or go out of their way to be cruel to women who do not.
Load More Replies...But why? What if it's something important but potentially upsetting, like coming out? (Not that your kids will have that problem, since if I recall correctly you are a gay father?)
Load More Replies...Parenting fail when your kids are afraid of coming to you when they need help. Instead of getting angry, solve the problem together.
Ifa little midday snooze would make me this adorable and fuzzy instead of cranky and slow I'd have all the naps.
Moreover, the team at UCL found that, alarmingly, /pol/ was by far the most influential disseminator of memes, in terms of the raw number of images originating there. “In particular, it was more influential in spreading racist and political memes,” De Cristofaro said.
Just like with any other content on the internet, so with memes, users have to be aware of what kind of content they engage in, share and react to. While having a laugh at relatable memes like these ones in the post can indeed make your day brighter, encountering hateful memes is a whole other thing that’d better be reported.
Well, sometimes I actually have to tell mine "Stop it, brain!", when it keeps going over and over some useless b******t and I need it to do some thinking.
Load More Replies...It makes me so happy that this stuff universal. I feel so connected to everybody!
I've never done the water hole thing. I tried my hardest to NOT do it! But the rest are totally me.
I don't have the guts to ask some-one to pay back money that I loaned them, so now when any asks for a loan, I just say I don't have any.
Telling my parents "no." I've been an adult way too long to still feel this way.
There is no law that says you can't start screaming in public whenever you want
So true. And all these parents in Melbourne whining because playgrounds weren't open for a little while. It was like, Janet, you never take your f*****g kids there anyway. You take them to the cafe for four hours.
But she *could* have taken them there, if she wanted to. ;oP
Load More Replies...My parents during quarantine: "What are you watching? What are you listening to? Watch this instead." Me: (goes outside)
Hahahaha... If we are forbidden to do something we need to do it. I imagine this is why we survived as a species...
Ok who took a peek into my life and exposed it in this very pithy meme
Then you start obsessing over it. You HAVE to find it, but you're too lazy. But what if it's gone? So you pull everything out of the wardrobe, find it, lose interest and never wear it.
I was just thinking of a sweater I haven't seen in ages. I live alone so it has to be here somewhere. I'll probably find it around mid July when it's 95°F.
I've been looking for that nightgown for over 20 years. Where did it go?
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Load More Replies...I live like it was only 10 years ago, does that help?
Load More Replies...My grandma would babysit 6 or 7 of us grandkids at a time. We would pull a mattress into the living room and use it like a WWE wrestling ring. She would just sit in the corner and watch. A saint. Plus she would let us drink straight black coffee.
I had a great grandma who would sometimes get a little tipsy and talk about swinging back in the thirties LOL
My granny would fly my brother and I to Egypt from San Francisco to visit family. So when we arrived it was us 4 grandchildren in total, 3 boys with me being the only girl. The boys would quarrel a lot, it would get physical and she’d have to break them up and scold them. Then she would have us all holds hands to cross the street - pedestrians did NOT have the right of the way and sometimes we would wait forever for a glimmering hope of crossing - yelling “WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT” in Arabic to the oncoming cars and “let’s run!” to us. She is 88 years young today. I love my granny.
I miss My Granny everyday!! And I’m a VERY Grown Up now…. My past away with Cancer last Year,but the One I have been missing most was Granny. Cause she would have comfort me in the best Way & told me in the Way how to handle the Loss. And be Happy again😔
My gran would always buy me coco-pops, pop tarts and chocolate spread when I went to stay with her. I was never allowed those things at home.
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Just for you to finish all the food in 5 minutes even before the title sequence ends
The entire comment section of this post is so stupidly spot on, that I love it
I know it is falling into marketing brainwashing but lately I have been using the new choice of "play something". It actually has steered me to some awesome shows.
That bit with the celebs, led by Gal Gadot, singing Imagine was one of the lowlights
Load More Replies...All millionaires on Instagram and YouTube like, “oh you have to be safe and stay at home. I know it’s hard, it’s hard for all of us, even me” whilst sitting in their 8million dollar house, in their indoor pool area, sitting at the bar in their indoor pool area, drinking 10,000 dollars worth of alcohol. AND not having to lift a finger to even get what they have.
I bet if he’s quarantined he’s going to his private park with his private tigers
Also your phone when your partner across the room says they want to buy something
My wife and I have been trying an experiment. For months I have been planning our vacation for 2023, yes I plan far ahead. We want to go see snow since we live in Texas and I mean snow thats supposed to be there. But when we talk about vacations we talk about going to a beach location. Google and my mail sends me ads for winter ski resorts, Hulu gives us commercials for Florida and Arizona.
Load More Replies...No need to say "buy". Me: "What do you think about golden knobs?" My husband: "I don't like gold. It's like golden teeth, ugh." Me: "You wear gold wedding ring though." My phone for the next fortnight: "Looking for a wedding ring?"
Literally I took a picture for something I wanted to buy, a snack at my friends house, and then I got an ad for it on insta O_o
We have a game at my office where you walk into someones office, say random words (IE: plastic covered Hawaiian dildo), and walk out. This is simply to mess with someones phone. Yeah, we get bored sometimes.
Sometimes I babble to my husband about my hobbies he couldn't care less about just so I can hear him a few days later scrolling through FB and blurting out "why the crap am I getting ads for knitting needles and plants"
Load More Replies...No joke, my mom searched for something on her phone when she was visiting for a couple hours, and after she left, that item was advertised in a banner ad on my phone. Wtf.
That’s just the internet remembering cookies and stuff, which is what’s ACTUALLY happening when people think their phones are listening.
Load More Replies...As soon as you put in that piece you turn into a raging tax evading a$$hole that would rather burn money trying to fly real high than pay their employees a living wage.
I once calculated, that if I had 3M, I would invest them low risk with maybe 5% revenue and go tu uni for the rest of my life.
Load More Replies...How much better would your depression and anxiety be if you never had to worry about a place to live or what you are going to eat or what was going to happen to you if you were sick and old?
I used to have a way better paid job before covid. The difference between "being able to save money every mounth" and "hoping to have enought to the end of the mounth" is astonishing. So yeah, not even being rich but just being able to free mental space from money was a huge plus.
Load More Replies...I think I'm missing more than one piece. Like the puzzles in a psych ward
My piece must have gotten knocked off the table,and fell down into the vent. Because I can't find it anywhere!🥴
BBC Business Daily today (02/09/2022) laid it out so well. According to peer reviewed studies, when in possession of excess, the human being becomes greedy, less sensitive to the needs of others and focuses their time on the accumulation of wealth by squeezing the most vulnerable. It is almost an immediate change to a belief in their own superiority. Money can be a MF.
not entirely true, I am earning about 5x what I was 10 years ago, but now I am generous and support small businesses and give random people cash just to make their day better. So no, it depends on whether you are an asshat to start with.
Load More Replies...Amazon Prime is going up for us earthlings. No doubt to pay for that little rocket ride.
I think the user above your comment stole it first.....
Load More Replies...There's a comic similar to this... Kakashi: Iruka we can't keep arguing like this. It's bad for the baby! Iruka: **shocked** What baby? Kakashi: Me! I'm the baby! Iruka: ......
Or when you put the mask on your arm and then frantically trying to remember where you put it and go back home only to realise it’s still on your wrist :)
I have masks in every jacket. What I would like are more sets of keys.
It's like the old "Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch" for the Pandemic era.
If I wasn't pretty sure it would get banned as NSFW I would definitely love to have a "what is the craziest dream you have had" post.
Load More Replies...Don't judge me but one time I had a dream that I was a mermaid and I had to leave and swim off into the ocean and on the beach I kissed a curly haired boy 😳
I had a dream last week where I was having some friends round for dinner. I’d forgotten pudding and didn’t have anything I could rustle up so I sent my husband out to get pudding. In my dream he came back all happy saying he’d got ice cream only he’d just got pockets full of 99s. I was having a meltdown, like the ice cream, and the dog was eating the 99s; then I woke up. It took me two days to forgive my husband for ruining the meal. Poor chap had absolutely no idea what he’d done wrong!
I once had a dream where my school had an offline assembly (my school is still done online) and everything went wrong. my teacher slapped my friend who turned into a holographic elephant mural. I then ran to the bathroom and fell down 3 times and caught a pink diamond which my friends used to turn into fairies wearing oversized dresses causing one of their boyfriends to break up with my friend. I have no idea why my dreams are so chaotic
i once had a dream where my little brother was on a field trip to an old abandoned school building that was covered in miniature volcanoes. He touched a volcano and GIANT ANGRY VEGGIETALES SHOT OUT OF IT. I was little, this was a nightmare and scared the s**t out of me. I fricking hated veggietales then, no idea why
Obsession with marriage is bonkers. My other half and I have been together for 13 years now...not gonna ruin it by getting married.
I feel it only makes sense to beat bureaucracy. My boyfriend is Japanese and I'd like to marry him to simplify the visa process if we decide to go back there.
Load More Replies...Yeah, Jake Munro recently broke up with his girlfriend of 10 years. I'm just kinda surprised by it all XD.
This is why you will never find a welcome matt at my front door!
Load More Replies..."What? I am not the center of their universe? Royal privileges come with actual duties? Noooo!"
When Meghan wants br famous and rich. She wants celebrity life than royal,
Wow guess I am very out of touch... I get this is the royal family but can someone explain what this is referencing?
The psychological thriller movie Get Out by Jordan Peele, in which a black person dates a white person and they go to visit the white person's family who seem inviting at first but then turn out to be a strange racist nightmare. But like, smiling the whole time. This is a very light nonspoiler description
Load More Replies...Why two Kates and no William? Because MM hated Kate and wanted what she had, and one of the things MM wanted was William. So, Kate bad, William good.
Load More Replies...You vote for a president who spends half the time in office campaigning to get voted in the next time. A monarch is not politically affiliated and spends the whole time working for the country. Many international incidents have been avoided because of the queen. How may people are still working at over 90. How many people are not able to just go out shopping or go on days out . One US president said the Whitehouse is like a luxury jail. That is for 8 years at the most for our monarch it is for a lifetime. The Queen and Prince Charles and William, Kate and Harry have done a massive amount for this country. I regard anyone who doesn’t want the monarchy as a traitor. They are our identity and our history. Ok it should just be the monarch and the heir on the civil list but do you think a president will live in a council hose and go to work on a bike? Do you think tourists will come to see a British president ? How much tax payers money is spent electing a president?
And then it becomes breakdance, salsa, work, salsa, breakdance, NEXT SONG
Nah, Queen: I want to break free, for obvious reasons. 😀
Load More Replies...My mum always used to blast patsy cline when everyone was involved in a big tidy up, to this day I get the urge to clean whenever I hear a patsy song
Always :D And searching for the music takes more time than the actual cleaning (or whatever task) itself...
He's probably marking a border for some environmental research. If the tide is going out, he'll have plenty of time to record later, but whatever he's marking needs to go fairly quick right now. Of course, I only suspect that's the context, it could just be someone being strange or a clever edit.
Load More Replies...You know, that process can also be used to make a good fish trap(aka fishing wier) Fish_Trap_...bdd0e7.png
I had a dog once that, if a burglar broke in, the dog would try to help.him carry the loot to his car!
Me. Because I have problems with both shoulders. So it's either on my back, and one leg across the other, arms either next to my body, or hands on my chest. I swear, if I die in my sleep, I'm already in the right position. Or... I sleep on my tummy, sideways faceplanting in my matras. And I lay on my arms. (Prevents movements which helps me fall asleep when I have trouble sleeping.)
Load More Replies...It's so adorable that some people think I have any control over how my body positions itself after I turn control over to the night shift
Well, THIS correct is not correct either. Anyway most people change position about a billion times in their sleep.
There's this weird superstition in my town that if you sleep on ur back you'll get possessed that made me terrified as a child but I don't believe in it now I just grew a habit of not sleeping on my back
Since divorce, me and king size bed have become one. No one stays the entire night.
Humans are resilient, they adapt... they don't fix s**t, but they know how to live in a broken society
This is my least favorite character of my favorite show. She is literally sunbathing WHILE PEOPLE ARE DYING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS GET THE DOCTOR WTF
I dedicate this photo to any guy out there that is nervous about becoming a dad. It's all worth it!
She wasn’t even ugly before all the plastic surgeries and makeup, she just looked like a regular teen
Looking like a regular teen wasn't good enough for her
Load More Replies...Yes. She's one of the Jenner sisters. Teenager vs now
Load More Replies...I still don't understand how some people can't see that she clearly had work done
Because they don't understand how the human body works and thinks it can naturally just reshape itself. Or they believe in magic
Load More Replies...In turkey, there is a chemical called L-Tryptophan that makes you tired. Maybe try some cake. Sugar also makes you tired!
At my time of life, I wish I had the confidence to rock a BURkini! I'm serious. Wearing a full-body swimsuit would actually be much more convenient than applying five layers of sunblock to all exposed skin, I am so freaking tired of getting 2nd-degree sunburns.
Load More Replies...I feel terrible in a wet-suit. I wish I could wear a bikini with confidence...
For me it is the opposite... Which is great, because you can burn old photos but you can't burn your current body. Well, you can, but it hurts and it kills, so it is not a very good idea.
Saw this woman nude, years ago at festival. Still have ask ill stomach.
I'll take the woman with the survey, she looks like fun and we can go out to eat.
i mean you could go angry to work on time and get fired for 'behavioural issues' or go happy to work late and get fired for 'punctuality problems' what looks better
I used a two-alarm system. I'd set alarm 1 for X and alarm 2 was set 30-minutes later. I'd doze for 1/2 an hour, but have to cross the room to shut off alarm 2.
I might take more than eight minutes if it's going to end your career
I had to walk four miles to school today because I did this... *sigh*
For real, though, most of the elders I know have been basically housebound for two years, with a terrible cost to their mental and physical health. And they're that way, because they know damn well that the world is full of assholes who care more about their own freedom to be an a*****e than anyone else's health or life.
Load More Replies...I always get confused when Grandpa ends up on the roof. Every wednesday.
I literally got in to a yelling match with my mother about this. Geez, I'm just trying to keep you from dying you crazy old woman! :)
I wasn't going to get a covid shot (back in February/March 2021) because they weren't making it as easy as they thought they were and many other reasons (I have no problem getting vaccinations)... and then a Sam's Club pharmacist came up to me as I entered the store and asked if I'd like to get one - and I was like "sure, why not?" - and then I found out that I wouldn't have been able to visit my elderly parents about 2 months later if I hadn't had the shots.
Not the ones I know.... 2 haven't left their homes for over a year :(
Because likey grandma she is 85 unvaccinated doesnt wear mask and goes everywhere. She has never caught covid. She was like of i get it and die i dont care i have had a good life. I totally agree live your life.
OMG I thought the lady behind him’s hair was a bun for a second hahahaha
Did the guy have to follow him all evening? Seems pretty degrading having someone do that.
First, meh, money. Second, I think that might sort of be the point, not for that particular person but sort of "see, I am so successful that I have a white man holding my coat tails"
Load More Replies...Here it doesnt matter even when your right. They will say you just researched that on google. Unless it agrees with them its the gospel. This is why i come here the comments make my day especially the downvoted ones. Its great keep it up
We really ought to bring back the old British custom of making someone a cup of tea whenever there's an upset or a crisis. It's concrete, it gives a person something supportive to do, it's understood to be the right thing, and tea is wonderful.
That's the first thing I do when my daughter is going through a crisis. I have tea for every occasion now. At least 50 different kinds. She likes the chamomile w vanilla and melatonin right now. Idk if it helps w anxiety but we pretend it does.
Load More Replies...That's actually a good thing everyone I know does this to someone stressed/crying as this makes them focus on something and calm a bit down
Me and my dog. Do you want food? Do you need to go potty? Do you need help up?.
i am no help in those situations! i have no clue what to say to them!!
Come on, anyone can look good with her resources, make-up artist, cosmetic surgery and wardrobe. Bernie is just a normal ass guy.
I guess all kids enjoy both, just choose the appropriate moment to do one or the other.
Agreed. My daughter loves to play super hero when I hold her hold and.fly her around. She also.likes going down the stairs super fast on her butt. Best roommate ever.
Load More Replies...Haha, nah - my husband treats both of them like picture 2 - for picture 1 they come to me
Not accurate!! Haha. Dad did the son thing with me and accidentally sent me flying and I landed on my head. Haha :)
Are you Thor, god of hammers? Oh man Ragnarok is my fave of faves
Load More Replies...My ideal social group is made up of the characters from my favorite TV shows
Load More Replies...Just wanting to stay home and rest is a perfectly legitimate reason :)
I used to say "I can't go out because I don't want to, and also I don't like you" but people were upset for some reason (people are weird), so now I used the "I'm busy" excuse.
Lol. I like you, Ryan. No filters. Just say it like it is.
Load More Replies...Ok one of my favorite family stories is the fact that my dad always loved Doctor Who and my mom lovingly teased him for being a dork and watching such a nerdy show. Then my brother and I both started watching it with him and she teased all of us. Then we made her watch the first (new) episode with us. And now we all watch it as a family. And lovingly tease my mom about this story 🥰
Load More Replies...Books. Robyn Peterman Magic and Mayhem universe. Your drink will come out of your nose
Yes! My brother started playing Rodriguez, and I was there listening to his friends being impressed 👌
What you saying, I understand Gunther so well now Gunther-1_...121377.jpg
Before I saw the picture, I thought you meant the other Gunter 1-6203869c2001e.jpg
What?! So you did not understand them since the beggining?! What was wrong with you?!
I used to LOVE the show. Then I realized I became Squidward and I want to strangle Spongebob myself. Still love the show tho.
"ALEXA NEXT SONG" *continues to play "ALEXXXA NEXT SOOONG" Alexa: "I'm sorry I can't find the command for come along" "ALLLLEEEEXXXXXAAAA DAMN IT PLAY NEXT SONG YOU #@%$!" Alexa: Goodbye.
Anyone else keep songs on their playlist that they no longer like - just because you feel like you owe them loyalty? Just me?
Yoda would say "died in 1995, he did"
Load More Replies...His life came to an abrupt end, as he succumbed to the disease in 1995. (better for wordcount too).
I've never tried it, but I'll take your word for it.
Load More Replies...nah, why can't girls just eat vegetables and put stuff in her hair :| HMMMMM......
Plot twist: They are all weighted blankets, you cant even get up if you try
Put a couple of blankets between you and the mattress, if you don't have memory foam, to insulate you from below.
Hahaha the person in bed be just exasperated like "why ... Just why"
Reminds me of the George Carlin joke- “then they tell me to get on the plane, get in the plane! F**k you, I’m getting in the plane!”
I'd do it, but it's difficult to get the leg over to the table, much less find that little laptop button with my toe..
Load More Replies...We had these in our office up until COVID hit us.
Load More Replies...Our stairs had a u turn at the top, after 3 steps. I used to crack my back lying with the edge of a step in the right place, and work my way down my spine. Heaven
Don’t worry it’s like that for me now we haven’t all died out
Load More Replies...My Gameboy screen didn't light up & the snake-light attachment dealio killed the batteries (that weren't rechargeable) super quick 🥲
LOL.."accurate" ....you REALLY think most Americans do not drink until 21? Bless your heart.
Load More Replies...It's the only good selfie I have of myself. It assures me I'm not that hideous. Ok now I sound defensive
Hey if it makes you feel good about yourself then go for it
Load More Replies...My wallpaper is me with two famous people and it's also the last ever photo of me standing up (the two guys weee helping me stand up too) so it's not a vein photo
She's about to push the guy over the cliff. Probably cuz he was cheating with someone named Bella.
Load More Replies...Maybe you need a recycling bin so your efforts can turn you into something new?
Load More Replies...False. I am not trash. I am an amazing humam being who is allowed to be struggling, since I am nearly an adult and I don't have everything worked out yet.
I start the cleaning by throwing myself out of the room, that's why it doesn't work.
Why that bearded guy behind him look like he crawled out of a black and white photograph
Before I lost the top 2 octaves, I used to sing along with both parts of Barcelona.
You do realize the Porsche back in its day was the gaudy over-priced hyper-car, right?
The young person probably came out of the Lambo to take a pic of the Porsche. People find anyway to make something cool / expensive seem bad and it’s an obvious self-soothe / pretend.
I'm not sure you can call it attention seeking when the paparazzi stalk your every move
Load More Replies...Then he will match with the label on the bottle... Or become a thirst trap (pun intended)
Load More Replies...These could easily be those powdered drink packets that you put into water that are so popular nowadays. They have them in all flavors and every color of the rainbow. It would allow him to easily "match" any color without having to buy dozens of soda bottles.
Load More Replies...I'd be Pandar or however it's spelled. The panda one.
Load More Replies...yes that's why everyone is calling him harold in this one. He's called 'hide the pain harold'
Load More Replies...Nope, but fun memes like this help cope with the situation…
Load More Replies...Even if it were the bat-eating habits of some rural chinese that brought covid to humans (still not sure about this hypothesis btw), it was the mass-traveling habits of the west and the denial of many governments that created the outbreak. A pandemy is not about the virus but how we act facing it.
I mean, technically, I'd say that the fact the Chinese Communist Party arrested the doctors who discovered SARS-COV-2 and tried to pretend that the disease didn't exist for just about the right amount of time to turn a regional epidemic into a world-wide pandemic miiiight also be considered a cause here...
Load More Replies...Society if China was not ruled by a murderous dishonest dictatorship.
Society if Americans could put others ahead of their own convenience and not be massively self-centered. See, we can all play this.
Load More Replies...Puta means family. That's what a good friend from Argentina taught me. And they said if I ever went to a Spanish speaking country and befriended somebody to say "You're like my puta" 😛
I don't know if you're joking or not but I feel like if you're not this could make a great post in the future
Load More Replies...They don't need to know I took my shower during the staff meeting and told them my video and mic are on the fritz
Lol I'm there right now. But honestly I like trading those extra minutes of sleep (and bored panda) for any fancy morning routine.
Then do it! I actually did it a couple of days ago, got the groceries and instead of going right home, drove a couple of miles out of town and just parked and looked at the stars. The pleiadies are almost directly overhead, when it gets full dark.
Load More Replies...Why did you have to remind me that episode? Now I have the weirdest mix of feelings. Nostalgia, sad and happy for how good the show use to be and the time watched it.
Load More Replies...I respect this mans so much for using headphones in public even tho he has to do it like this
My husband would be alive. But then I'd have to choose between him and the life I know I'd have if I was with the man I ended up with after he passed away. That would be Sophie's choice
Not sure of that. If the world has to go through the same crap all over again and you can't change anything...
I hope you are not simply assuming the guy on the right is heterosexual simply because he is sitting without a female? :-) :-)
Load More Replies...That's what you saw? Not one guy with 1 girl, 1 guy with 3 girls and 1 guy with no girls? You may not be an American but you're certainly showing racism in the same way.
Load More Replies...I'm sitting here....knowing fully well that I'm gonna be late...but I'm still here. Lol
The things I already have accomplished in my mind during laying awake are countless
I usually either try to resolve very famous crime cases or I make up my mind to completely change my lifestyle, from learning new wholesome recipes to how to maintain a house clean. At 3 am. On a work day. 😑
"I swear! The shotgun is just because I am just back from hunting, you little ungrateful spoilt brat!"
Where’s my fellow sprawlers at (I know I can’t be the only one who takes up the entire bed)
Whenever someone else is on the bed... they get pushed off😅
Load More Replies...Nope it’s a Maine c**n for me… but I’m the one sleeping on the floor. I HAVE A QUEEN SIZED BED. Send help
Load More Replies...This is one reason why my husband and I have separate beds. We sleep so well and never argue over bed stuff!
I don't know man, i don't see people cutting off men's clitorises or making them look "modest".
Load More Replies...Do you think it's because they evaluate how they raised their kids and then decide to spoil the grandkids? My grandmother was very mean when my mom was growing up but was an absolute delight with me.
It's the change in responsibility that does it. When you're a parent it's your job to make sure your kid doesn't turn into a little s**t, but when you're a grandparent you're free of that responsibility and can just have fun.
Load More Replies...I was a single mom and my kids liked things like food, electricity, shelter, so I worked a lot. I spoil my grandkids more because now I don't have to work.
that's "the secret" and TBH it is such horsepoop this is really a reasonable response to it.
Oh heavens yes. My mother got into that crap a few years ago and I sincerely wish I could burn all copies in existence just to be free of it.
Load More Replies...But we never know how or where to start. However, if we do, then we just end up doing it "tomorrow"
🎶 I HAVE THREE ASSIGNMENTS DUE TODAYY BUT I'M JUST BROWSING BoRED PANDAAAA 🎶
Load More Replies...in 2020 i - got grounded for 5 months of quarantine - spent my birthday quarantined - spent my birthday grounded - was isolated from my friends and had basically zero interaction with a human (in person and online) besides my family for about 5 months - got covid - lost a couple of loved ones so yeah 2020 was a sucky year.. also very boring
Introverts were immune to this mental phenomenon of "isolation fear". They expected it.
LONG LIVE BEING YOUNG,DUMB, AND CAREFREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Load More Replies...THIS!!!!!!! Some of the worst people have the world fooled. It's very easy to be taken in and can take a long time to realize a monster behind a false mask. No matter how smart you are or worldly or experienced, it happens.
Load More Replies...Why do i see Arnold playing a Russian policeman saying "Cocainum!" when i see this?
A few years ago I was running really late for work and didn't get time to put make up on. When I arrived at work my bosses took one look at me and started asking if I was ok, they ended up sending me home saying I looked too sick to stay at work. The worst part is I work for doctors 😐
Technically, you are allowed to not go to a party... Which is good, because parties are so boring and depressing.
hmm it depends on who you go with and whether you drink. they're much more bearable after say half a bottle of vodka.
Load More Replies...I do not miss being hungover or wondering hiw on earth I got home.
I miss going home drunk and waking up without feeling like absolute death
Back in my uni days a bunch of us women would get together and drink ourselves into oblivion, with one randomly selected person becoming so plastered they couldn't walk anymore. The rest of us would then proceed to carry/drag that person around the neighbourhood telling ghost stories while we stumbled and giggled. I remain amazed we did not get murdered.
Yup, baby bump. Hugging and kissing their unborn sibling. Cute idea, just sad it was exploited for likes.
Load More Replies...When someone asks me that I always say "no worries" that way they don't know if I'm honestly good and going to adult or I'm going to go scorched earth on them sometime in the near future
me: ... yeah, I'm fine also me*unholy angry screeching*
Load More Replies...Me: Stupid maid didn't do laundry on time AGAIN! (I don't have a maid; it's just me)
Well, just do your laundry and own several identical items like everyone else, duh!
If you should go skating / On the thin ice of modern life / Dragging behind you the silent reproach / Of a million tear-stained eyes / Don't be surprised when a crack in the ice / Appears under your feet / You slip out of your depth and out of your mind / With your fear flowing out behind you / As you claw the thin ice
Some people will probably opt to wear masks for the rest of their lives.
yea, does anyone know how to undo that?(asking for a friend)
you can't. The best you can do is ignore them for a few months and wait for them to revert.
Load More Replies...Man, f**k that. What in the hell is wrong with us when we place that much value on a some dipshit's useless post. We suck. 1.2 million to see some fake ass photos of someone else's unattainable lifestyle.
sports people have been profiteering for the ability to chase a ball for like 70 years. this isn't new.
Load More Replies...adverts that come up in the insta feed that you and/or others may click on.
Load More Replies...Dead man walking. We got a dead man walking.
Load More Replies...Well, sometimes they didn't bother recreating entire scenes, they just copied them from one cartoon movie to another. It was exhausting to draw everything by hand, to be fair.
the whole Robin Hood movie, is reuse animation of the Jungle book....Disney was trying to save money in animators. cheap bastards! almost went down
Even a few recycled scenes from snowhite were used in robin hood
Load More Replies...Ah. You have to click through to see the live animation of reused cartoon film…
No. But being ugly is not a crime. They can do whatever makes them feel happy.
Load More Replies...Is it bad to be thin, pretty and in shape? I don't think the second picture is healthy anyway...
I didn't read it this way. I read it as showing that in 2009 we had impossible fitness standards and now we accept people who are heavier as part of the body positive movement. That was my reading.
Load More Replies...It appears that my entire day can be described via a series of memes.
It appears that my entire day can be described via a series of memes.
