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Memes are a universal language of the internet. Not only do we share them to laugh, but also to communicate, criticize, and reflect on the current trends. Essentially, they speak of, or rather make a meme of what’s really buzzing right now: think of 2020 and 2021 memes, Squid Game memes, and Mike Pence’s fly on the head memes.
Some memes, on the other hand, refer to the things that most of us find very relatable. They identify a common experience, a feeling, and even an opinion. How come such personal things are so universal, you wonder? Well, we may not have the answers to the phenomenon, but we surely have a lot of hilarious memes of our daily lives in the hooman world to chuckle upon.
And thanks to the Instagram page “Is You Funny,” below is a whole collection of them to scroll through. According to the page’s description, it’s the “most relatable page on the gram,” and it seems like a whopping 2.7M followers would totally agree.
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#1
J Garza 3 years ago
Is the American presidential system so flawed that it can go from a genuinely good man to one of the worst human beings to ever walk the planet? Something needs fixing.
Janet C 3 years ago
Short answer: yes There were so many racist white people outraged at having a black man in "our white house" (yes that's a direct quote from a new story) they chose the most outrageous followup candidate they could find.
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Who Panda 420 3 years ago (edited)
I was so proud of him. Handsome and articulate he was a big change for this country and was a leader I could actually say I was proud of in America.
Chicken Nugget 3 years ago
Barack obama was one of the best presidents. If only they allowed a third term...
Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago
John Lewis was a fine man. He is the one between Mr. Obama and Mrs. Obama. Was at the first Selma March and never let anyone forget what it stood for. Too many greedy, rich idiots "representing" us now.
Busy_D 3 years ago
But also it reflects on the people as well, Obama is with people and his family, while trump used military control over public
SpikeyBunny 3 years ago
Obama seemed to do it all very naturally and with style... while Trump did it so ummm "tacky and flashy".
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Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
When someone says they still support the fascist Oompa Loompa after he rallied domestic terrorists to attack the capital of the U.S. it let's me know that they still choose to support , homophobia, nationalism, anti-science rhetoric, misogyny, and hatred against anyone who is different from their mayonnaise covered Wonder Bread view of the world.
Katinka Min 3 years ago
Hm..really, REALLY not trumpfan, but I am prety sure all the people beihdn Obama were vetted. Any American president is very much protected and for good reason.
Christopher O'Keefe 3 years ago
That's what I was thinking... what's the context on this?
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Jayson Chiles 3 years ago
I'm still trying to figure out why we didn't moammar Kadafi that little mother-trumpers a$$ after his first few months in office.
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#2
AzKhaleesi 3 years ago
For real though. I miss Tupac, he would've taken out this trash years ago.
Jude Fire 3 years ago
6ix9ine literally says the n word when he's not even well.. black
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Got Myself 4 Dwarves 3 years ago
The more I learn about Tupac the more sad I am he was taken far too soon - he comes across as a such an incredible person who really had things to say that mattered.
Aeon Flux 3 years ago
His whole family is amazing. Look up the book "Assata," about his godmother.
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heidi hunt 3 years ago
2pac is a legend. The other crayon looking kid will be forgotten by the end of the year
whodunnitfan2013 3 years ago
I hear that rap was originally created to express frustrations at the social inequalities in society, but now it's just unintelligible gibberish.
anarkzie 3 years ago
It did go in that direction but I think it started as mc's hyping up the crowd while rapping over the break.
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Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
He looks like if SpongeBob lived in a pineapple under Lake Michigan.
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Milan 3 years ago
As a huge rap and hip hop fan since 90’s, i stopped listening new rap songs somewhere from 2007-2010. I am rotating the good old ones, which they got something to tell you ☺️
Nicki 3 years ago
Same, I started my teens in the 90's and the music was CLASSIC!!
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Colt Seavers 3 years ago
I had no idea Tupac had such progressive lyrics (I'm not much of a hip hop guy)
rumade 3 years ago
His mother was a revolutionary activist and a member of the black panthers. If you read their sources (not the nonsense that was spread about them at the time), then you'll see that the black panthers were very progressive. One of their biggest programmes was free breakfast for kids.
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#3
JASH80 3 years ago
I'm "get off the internet, your dad will be calling from the hospital and the line can't be busy" old
Nizumi 3 years ago
Oh sweetie - I'm older. I'm DOS screen old. I'm floppy disk old. I'm only a few years removed from punch cards old.
Vicky Z 3 years ago
Lol yes!! When i was bored of watching the pipes of the protection screen i was doing that😅
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David Cumberland 3 years ago (edited)
Ha! Beat ya, Windows 3.0. I actually started on MSDOS and I had a Commodore 64 too. I even had a Magnavox Odyssey earlier than that. Sometimes I think it was much simpler back then. I started a college course on Windows NT and half way through, Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom, changed to Windows 2000. Great! That’s $18k down the drain. I did, however, get my MCSE in NT. Whoopee.
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Who Panda 420 3 years ago
I've got you beat it was before Windows called basic
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Memes are a quintessential part of the internet culture. It’s where they’re born, where they spread and where they evolve. Seemingly fun and lighthearted, they create a culture of unspoken referential importance by using explicit cultural knowledge, which is a big deal of its own accord. Thanks to them, it seems like there’s never a dull moment online. Today the concept of a meme has evolved into elaborate structures that can come in many forms, like challenges, videos, viral sensations, GIFs, and images with accompanying captions.
#4
AzKhaleesi 3 years ago
I've seen this photo a bunch I laugh every time. However, I've never seen the "before" photo and it does not disappoint.
Suzi Q 3 years ago
You're right. The dog in the pic has no black between the eyes. I never noticed that.
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#5
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
Look! F*ck off! I was there when Mr potato head, The pong TV console game, The Evel Knievel stunt bike and dragster, scalextric, Kerplunk, Action Man and Frustration were popular. The one toy that got confiscated and disappeared into oblivion was when I was 7 and had a great big chemistry set, which was fun because I made things with it that were not in the booklet and would be considered terrorism by today's standards. Chemistry sets these days are just not worth the hassle of opening your wallet
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago (edited)
Tilt it to the left. Get the angle right, and you can drop the rings on the pins with no problems
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#6
RandomX123 3 years ago
Cats 2. Release date: Somewhere between "Hopefully Never" and "Probably Not"
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago (edited)
#unedited #naturalgal #naturalbeauty #nomakeup #beyourself #luvyourself #purrrrrfectbody #selfconfidence
Id row 3 years ago
I wish instagram was never invented. It's responsible for enabling so many useless, attention seeking narcissists. And if people would just stop following them, they'd go away.
Sarcastic Cow 3 years ago
I think it´s great place for share art (and ´art´ doesn´t mean semi-nudes with ducklike faces)
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It shouldn’t come as a surprise that from a linguistic point of view, memes are incredibly sophisticated. In fact, meme creators use “multimodal grammar,” which refers to a post which has both images and captions, to express and share ideas and opinions. As soon as a meme lands on social networks, people start sharing it and add their own personal meanings to the content. That’s why there’s never a final nor single meaning of a particular meme.
#7
Cuppa tea? 3 years ago
My question to flat Earth theory is - why is still circular? Why not triangle or hexagonal?
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Ace Girl 3 years ago
Earth: "Just keep spinning, just keep spinning, just keep spinning, spinning, spinning."
Jasmine Hufflepuff Henderson 3 years ago
What do we do we spin spin ohohoohOHOH SPINNING SPIN WE SPIN!
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Daniele Ribolla 3 years ago
this is a picture of the round side... the flat one is the other... (so everyone is happy!)
#8
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
That's clever, because anyone can understand it the way that comforts their own opinions.
anarkzie 3 years ago
As much as I agree with the point of the post you make a good point.
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Sinkvenice 3 years ago
That's not a fair or truthful statement at all. I stopped following people when they started posting about nothing but BLM. I knew these people personally and they were never politically inclined, never talked about it, never showed any interest in it until it was seen as "trendy" for some reason; it's all they posted about and would put #BLM on everything. I stopped following them because they didn't know what they were talking about and were incredibly irritating, not because I'm a trashy person.
Bobby 3 years ago
What about getting downvotes, posting truth about Muslim, Israel apartheid etc.
ZAPanda 3 years ago
same thing. If you post about israeli soldiers shooting kids and israel is an apartheid state, you are suddenly antisemitic. PS, half jewish here so don't even start that s**t with me.
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#9
Tia Hansen 3 years ago
ima just think this is for school lol, like cheating on a test. if i dont cheat, then I gotta repeat. life motto.
Load More Replies... SykesDaMan 3 years ago
You've never been yelled at because she saw you with another woman in her dream?
Lilith the Demon Panda 3 years ago
is this real? I thought this happens only in TV
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Steve Fischer 3 years ago
There's not a Commandment more important and breaking it reveals your true character.
Bobby 3 years ago
My wife still have caught me thousands of times, although I've never cheated a single time.
The fact that internet memes, units of popular culture, constantly circulate, imitate and transform with the help of users, makes them so special. Limor Shifman, a scholar who specializes in the study of internet memes, believes that a meme is not a single idea or image which is spread across social sites, but a group of items that were created with awareness of each other. Think of the internet’s beloved Grumpy Cat meme. Shifman would say that it’s not the cat itself, but the whole set of memes generated with its image, which is the meme.
#10
Helena Houzarová 3 years ago
Ha, the bus I was taking home yesterday did just that. Luckily it was the last leg of my commute, twenty minutes of walking to get home.
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#11
RoksieK 3 years ago
Men's body wash works as shampoo, conditioner, carpet cleaner, and transmission fluid
Ham Explosion 3 years ago
And only casual women who act like everything is a problem.
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Baby Panda 3 years ago
I use like 6 or 7 products to get like half of this quality, it's not fair guys
#12
DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago
Dude forgot the eye patch, and the devil horns, and the ear rings, and the nose rings
Sinkvenice 3 years ago
One of the funniest things I've seen was on the front page of a newspaper that someone had left on the London Underground. It was one of the broadsheets (The Times, The Guardian etc) that had a giant picture of Abu Hamza al-Masri on the cover and someone had drawn on him to make him look like a pirate, including a parrot. I know it's an old and oft repeated joke but this person had done such an amazing job, I wish I had a picture to show you :-)
On the other hand, with memes evolving so much in the past years, in some cases, they become vehicles for political messages, often used to spread aggressive or racist messages and to incite hatred. Emiliano De Cristofaro, an associate professor from UCL, has recently carried out the largest scientific study of memes to date, using a dataset of 160m images from various social networks.
“We showed how 'fringe' web communities associated with the alt-right movement, such as 4chan’s 'Politically Incorrect' board (/pol/) and Reddit’s 'The_Donald' are generating a wide variety of racist, hateful, and politically charged memes—and, crucially, spreading them to other parts of the internet,” De Cristofaro explained.
#13
Yort 3 years ago
I signed up for Instagram just to see ONE comic someone posted because I couldn’t see it without an account.
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Imogene Cargeaux 3 years ago
Dats me! Used to post every week... haven't posted in 3 years. Lol. I'm just a lurker now! It's the best way to be.
Samantha Pray 3 years ago
Been on Instagram eight years and the only photo on there is my profile pic. No posts. No nothing.
#14
edenenchant 3 years ago
you know, the fact shes like 14 scares me more as i get older, cause i realize just how young that really is.
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Chris D 3 years ago
I heard they are taking this classic out. Because its reported she didn't consent to being kissed. Guess the new version will be her corpse laying there rotting.
Daria B 3 years ago
I remember seeing some versions in which she gets back to life as the apple piece she had swallowed falls out of her mouth as her body gets lifted up by the prince. Which means, she actually choked on that apple... ^^"
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Alexis minnix 3 years ago (edited)
No one: The prince: oh look, a 14 year old CHILD that looks DEAD is lying in the forest. I better kiss it without consent even tho I am a 30 year old man
#15
Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago
Remember when you wished you were all grown up so you could be free to do anything you'd like?
What De Cristofaro’s team found was that fringe social networks like /pol/ and Gab “share hateful and racist memes at an impressive rate, producing countless variants of antisemitic and pro-nazi memes.” Moreover, “memes like Pepe the Frog (and its variants) are often used in conjunction with other memes to incite hate or influence public opinion on world events, such as Brexit or the advance of Islamic State,” he said.
#16
Karla Brewster 3 years ago
Or how about the 60+ yr old dude, with the start of a grandpa body, wont reti r e for 10 more years, and then will only have 3000 a month, thinks he is going to get a 25 yr old, who has great boobs? Dude, stick to your age group
James Arvidson 3 years ago
I don't know.... Is he at least 6 foot tall and makes at least 6 figures? LOL Both sides are ridiculous. Glad I am not in the dating phase of my life.
Elsie 3 years ago
That's not a common demand from the ladies but I will say I bet those two perfect types find each other (the babes and the tall rich guys they are together as travel bloggers)
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Annamagelic 3 years ago
Having preferences is fine. The problem is when people (men) either believe they DESERVE the attention of women who meet their standards, or go out of their way to be cruel to women who do not.
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Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
But why? What if it's something important but potentially upsetting, like coming out? (Not that your kids will have that problem, since if I recall correctly you are a gay father?)
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Hemlock Tea 3 years ago
Parenting fail when your kids are afraid of coming to you when they need help. Instead of getting angry, solve the problem together.
#18
Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago
Ifa little midday snooze would make me this adorable and fuzzy instead of cranky and slow I'd have all the naps.
Moreover, the team at UCL found that, alarmingly, /pol/ was by far the most influential disseminator of memes, in terms of the raw number of images originating there. “In particular, it was more influential in spreading racist and political memes,” De Cristofaro said.
Just like with any other content on the internet, so with memes, users have to be aware of what kind of content they engage in, share and react to. While having a laugh at relatable memes like these ones in the post can indeed make your day brighter, encountering hateful memes is a whole other thing that’d better be reported.
#19
Otter 3 years ago
Well, sometimes I actually have to tell mine "Stop it, brain!", when it keeps going over and over some useless b******t and I need it to do some thinking.
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Sanni Salo 3 years ago
It makes me so happy that this stuff universal. I feel so connected to everybody!
Nonexistant Shoelace (he/they) 3 years ago
I've never done the water hole thing. I tried my hardest to NOT do it! But the rest are totally me.
#20
Tracy Aubrey 3 years ago
I don't have the guts to ask some-one to pay back money that I loaned them, so now when any asks for a loan, I just say I don't have any.
Ava Hemstad 3 years ago
Telling my parents "no." I've been an adult way too long to still feel this way.
Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago
There is no law that says you can't start screaming in public whenever you want
#21
Oopsydaisy 3 years ago
So true. And all these parents in Melbourne whining because playgrounds weren't open for a little while. It was like, Janet, you never take your f*****g kids there anyway. You take them to the cafe for four hours.
SoozeeQ 3 years ago
But she *could* have taken them there, if she wanted to. ;oP
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Tara Curry 3 years ago
My parents during quarantine: "What are you watching? What are you listening to? Watch this instead." Me: (goes outside)
Anton Kider 3 years ago
Hahahaha... If we are forbidden to do something we need to do it. I imagine this is why we survived as a species...
#22
Danielle Keller 3 years ago
Ok who took a peek into my life and exposed it in this very pithy meme
buttonpusher 3 years ago
Then you start obsessing over it. You HAVE to find it, but you're too lazy. But what if it's gone? So you pull everything out of the wardrobe, find it, lose interest and never wear it.
Terry Tobias 3 years ago
I was just thinking of a sweater I haven't seen in ages. I live alone so it has to be here somewhere. I'll probably find it around mid July when it's 95°F.
Leesa DeAndrea 3 years ago
I've been looking for that nightgown for over 20 years. Where did it go?
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ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 3 years ago
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Load More Replies... Samantha Melnychuk 3 years ago
I live like it was only 10 years ago, does that help?
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#24
J Garza 3 years ago
My grandma would babysit 6 or 7 of us grandkids at a time. We would pull a mattress into the living room and use it like a WWE wrestling ring. She would just sit in the corner and watch. A saint. Plus she would let us drink straight black coffee.
Who Panda 420 3 years ago
I had a great grandma who would sometimes get a little tipsy and talk about swinging back in the thirties LOL
D K 3 years ago (edited)
My granny would fly my brother and I to Egypt from San Francisco to visit family. So when we arrived it was us 4 grandchildren in total, 3 boys with me being the only girl. The boys would quarrel a lot, it would get physical and she’d have to break them up and scold them. Then she would have us all holds hands to cross the street - pedestrians did NOT have the right of the way and sometimes we would wait forever for a glimmering hope of crossing - yelling “WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT” in Arabic to the oncoming cars and “let’s run!” to us. She is 88 years young today. I love my granny.
Pia kjærgaard 3 years ago
I miss My Granny everyday!! And I’m a VERY Grown Up now…. My past away with Cancer last Year,but the One I have been missing most was Granny. Cause she would have comfort me in the best Way & told me in the Way how to handle the Loss. And be Happy again😔
Kay blue 3 years ago
My gran would always buy me coco-pops, pop tarts and chocolate spread when I went to stay with her. I was never allowed those things at home.
#25
DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago
Piss: Well, hello there, muthafuqa 90b-62037d...832aa2.jpg 
Sum Guy 3 years ago
Just for you to finish all the food in 5 minutes even before the title sequence ends
𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋!(new account) 3 years ago
The entire comment section of this post is so stupidly spot on, that I love it
Must Be Bored Again 3 years ago
I know it is falling into marketing brainwashing but lately I have been using the new choice of "play something". It actually has steered me to some awesome shows.
#26
William Teach 3 years ago
That bit with the celebs, led by Gal Gadot, singing Imagine was one of the lowlights
Load More Replies... Dani Alexander 3 years ago
All millionaires on Instagram and YouTube like, “oh you have to be safe and stay at home. I know it’s hard, it’s hard for all of us, even me” whilst sitting in their 8million dollar house, in their indoor pool area, sitting at the bar in their indoor pool area, drinking 10,000 dollars worth of alcohol. AND not having to lift a finger to even get what they have.
Daniel Schnitzler 3 years ago
I bet if he’s quarantined he’s going to his private park with his private tigers
#27
The Penguin Bandit 3 years ago
Also your phone when your partner across the room says they want to buy something
Bob Belcher 3 years ago
My wife and I have been trying an experiment. For months I have been planning our vacation for 2023, yes I plan far ahead. We want to go see snow since we live in Texas and I mean snow thats supposed to be there. But when we talk about vacations we talk about going to a beach location. Google and my mail sends me ads for winter ski resorts, Hulu gives us commercials for Florida and Arizona.
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Olga Dremina 3 years ago
No need to say "buy". Me: "What do you think about golden knobs?" My husband: "I don't like gold. It's like golden teeth, ugh." Me: "You wear gold wedding ring though." My phone for the next fortnight: "Looking for a wedding ring?"
Ophelia Butz 3 years ago
Literally I took a picture for something I wanted to buy, a snack at my friends house, and then I got an ad for it on insta O_o
Rebekah 3 years ago
We have a game at my office where you walk into someones office, say random words (IE: plastic covered Hawaiian dildo), and walk out. This is simply to mess with someones phone. Yeah, we get bored sometimes.
The Penguin Bandit 3 years ago
Sometimes I babble to my husband about my hobbies he couldn't care less about just so I can hear him a few days later scrolling through FB and blurting out "why the crap am I getting ads for knitting needles and plants"
Load More Replies... Blackstone 3 years ago
No joke, my mom searched for something on her phone when she was visiting for a couple hours, and after she left, that item was advertised in a banner ad on my phone. Wtf.
Yort 3 years ago
That’s just the internet remembering cookies and stuff, which is what’s ACTUALLY happening when people think their phones are listening.
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Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago
As soon as you put in that piece you turn into a raging tax evading a$$hole that would rather burn money trying to fly real high than pay their employees a living wage.
T. 3 years ago
I once calculated, that if I had 3M, I would invest them low risk with maybe 5% revenue and go tu uni for the rest of my life.
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Who Panda 420 3 years ago
How much better would your depression and anxiety be if you never had to worry about a place to live or what you are going to eat or what was going to happen to you if you were sick and old?
Samuel Pelatan 3 years ago (edited)
I used to have a way better paid job before covid. The difference between "being able to save money every mounth" and "hoping to have enought to the end of the mounth" is astonishing. So yeah, not even being rich but just being able to free mental space from money was a huge plus.
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L.a. Williams 3 years ago
I think I'm missing more than one piece. Like the puzzles in a psych ward
Davo gifman 3 years ago
My piece must have gotten knocked off the table,and fell down into the vent. Because I can't find it anywhere!🥴
Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago (edited)
BBC Business Daily today (02/09/2022) laid it out so well. According to peer reviewed studies, when in possession of excess, the human being becomes greedy, less sensitive to the needs of others and focuses their time on the accumulation of wealth by squeezing the most vulnerable. It is almost an immediate change to a belief in their own superiority. Money can be a MF.
ZAPanda 3 years ago
not entirely true, I am earning about 5x what I was 10 years ago, but now I am generous and support small businesses and give random people cash just to make their day better. So no, it depends on whether you are an asshat to start with.
Load More Replies... Curry on... 3 years ago
Amazon Prime is going up for us earthlings. No doubt to pay for that little rocket ride.
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Dead Rat 3 years ago
I think the user above your comment stole it first.....
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that weird weeb 3 years ago
There's a comic similar to this... Kakashi: Iruka we can't keep arguing like this. It's bad for the baby! Iruka: **shocked** What baby? Kakashi: Me! I'm the baby! Iruka: ......
#30
Dani Alexander 3 years ago
Or when you put the mask on your arm and then frantically trying to remember where you put it and go back home only to realise it’s still on your wrist :)
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
I have masks in every jacket. What I would like are more sets of keys.
Ronnie Beaton 3 years ago
It's like the old "Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch" for the Pandemic era.
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Phyzzi 3 years ago
If I wasn't pretty sure it would get banned as NSFW I would definitely love to have a "what is the craziest dream you have had" post.
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Sofia Gonzalez 3 years ago
Don't judge me but one time I had a dream that I was a mermaid and I had to leave and swim off into the ocean and on the beach I kissed a curly haired boy 😳
Fiona Parky 3 years ago
I had a dream last week where I was having some friends round for dinner. I’d forgotten pudding and didn’t have anything I could rustle up so I sent my husband out to get pudding. In my dream he came back all happy saying he’d got ice cream only he’d just got pockets full of 99s. I was having a meltdown, like the ice cream, and the dog was eating the 99s; then I woke up. It took me two days to forgive my husband for ruining the meal. Poor chap had absolutely no idea what he’d done wrong!
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
I once had a dream where my school had an offline assembly (my school is still done online) and everything went wrong. my teacher slapped my friend who turned into a holographic elephant mural. I then ran to the bathroom and fell down 3 times and caught a pink diamond which my friends used to turn into fairies wearing oversized dresses causing one of their boyfriends to break up with my friend. I have no idea why my dreams are so chaotic
Virtually Fabulous 3 years ago
i once had a dream where my little brother was on a field trip to an old abandoned school building that was covered in miniature volcanoes. He touched a volcano and GIANT ANGRY VEGGIETALES SHOT OUT OF IT. I was little, this was a nightmare and scared the s**t out of me. I fricking hated veggietales then, no idea why
#32
Lady Goldberry 3 years ago
Obsession with marriage is bonkers. My other half and I have been together for 13 years now...not gonna ruin it by getting married.
rumade 3 years ago
I feel it only makes sense to beat bureaucracy. My boyfriend is Japanese and I'd like to marry him to simplify the visa process if we decide to go back there.
Load More Replies... Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
Yeah, Jake Munro recently broke up with his girlfriend of 10 years. I'm just kinda surprised by it all XD.
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Brian Bennett 3 years ago
This is why you will never find a welcome matt at my front door!
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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
"What? I am not the center of their universe? Royal privileges come with actual duties? Noooo!"
Bjfjjfhj Jjdjdhdjh 3 years ago
When Meghan wants br famous and rich. She wants celebrity life than royal,
cactuschild 3 years ago
Wow guess I am very out of touch... I get this is the royal family but can someone explain what this is referencing?
LazyPanda 3 years ago (edited)
The psychological thriller movie Get Out by Jordan Peele, in which a black person dates a white person and they go to visit the white person's family who seem inviting at first but then turn out to be a strange racist nightmare. But like, smiling the whole time. This is a very light nonspoiler description
Load More Replies... Estelle Winwoode 3 years ago
Why two Kates and no William? Because MM hated Kate and wanted what she had, and one of the things MM wanted was William. So, Kate bad, William good.
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Caroline Overill 3 years ago
You vote for a president who spends half the time in office campaigning to get voted in the next time. A monarch is not politically affiliated and spends the whole time working for the country. Many international incidents have been avoided because of the queen. How may people are still working at over 90. How many people are not able to just go out shopping or go on days out . One US president said the Whitehouse is like a luxury jail. That is for 8 years at the most for our monarch it is for a lifetime. The Queen and Prince Charles and William, Kate and Harry have done a massive amount for this country. I regard anyone who doesn’t want the monarchy as a traitor. They are our identity and our history. Ok it should just be the monarch and the heir on the civil list but do you think a president will live in a council hose and go to work on a bike? Do you think tourists will come to see a British president ? How much tax payers money is spent electing a president?
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DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago (edited)
And then it becomes breakdance, salsa, work, salsa, breakdance, NEXT SONG
Lillukka79 3 years ago
Nah, Queen: I want to break free, for obvious reasons. 😀
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Got Myself 4 Dwarves 3 years ago
My mum always used to blast patsy cline when everyone was involved in a big tidy up, to this day I get the urge to clean whenever I hear a patsy song
The only Plueschopossum 3 years ago
Always :D And searching for the music takes more time than the actual cleaning (or whatever task) itself...
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Phyzzi 3 years ago (edited)
He's probably marking a border for some environmental research. If the tide is going out, he'll have plenty of time to record later, but whatever he's marking needs to go fairly quick right now. Of course, I only suspect that's the context, it could just be someone being strange or a clever edit.
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NatureBoy6284 3 years ago
You know, that process can also be used to make a good fish trap(aka fishing wier) Fish_Trap_...bdd0e7.png 
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Dean Armstrong 2 years ago
I had a dog once that, if a burglar broke in, the dog would try to help.him carry the loot to his car!
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Jaekry 3 years ago (edited)
Me. Because I have problems with both shoulders. So it's either on my back, and one leg across the other, arms either next to my body, or hands on my chest. I swear, if I die in my sleep, I'm already in the right position. Or... I sleep on my tummy, sideways faceplanting in my matras. And I lay on my arms. (Prevents movements which helps me fall asleep when I have trouble sleeping.)
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The Penguin Bandit 3 years ago
It's so adorable that some people think I have any control over how my body positions itself after I turn control over to the night shift
Katarzyna Gratka 3 years ago
Well, THIS correct is not correct either. Anyway most people change position about a billion times in their sleep.
Crimson Dusk 3 years ago
There's this weird superstition in my town that if you sleep on ur back you'll get possessed that made me terrified as a child but I don't believe in it now I just grew a habit of not sleeping on my back