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2020 is still far from over but a lot of people think that it’s one of the worst years in recent modern history. So much so that they’re using humor to cope with just how bad things got. People are posting hilarious jokes about 2020 that a lot of us can relate to, and Bored Panda has collected some of the best ones.

Scroll down, upvote your fave 2020 jokes, and share how you’re dealing with all the stress this year, dear Pandas. When you’re done enjoying this list, have a look through our earlier post about people making “my plans vs. 2020” memes.

This year has been a huge challenge so far: Brexit shenanigans ensued, we nearly had WW3, Australia was on fire, the coronavirus pandemic shut down the world, and racial tensions over police brutality in the US reached a breaking point. It’s been rough. But people find that a bit of humor helps keep their spirits up in difficult times. Bored Panda reached out to speak about 2020 memes with comedy writer and comedian Ariane Sherine. Scroll down for our interview with her.

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bra comes off way quicker than shaving stops.

Bob Belcher
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I only shave once a week now and sometimes not even that.

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Evelína Zlá
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5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coffee line is like: Aand nothing´s wrong here...

DKS 001
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

coffee, the universal constant

tuzdayschild
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Food's not up there because it's off the charts

Akakskdnja
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Masks went ↗️↘️↙️↩️↖️↕️↔️↖️↗️↘️↪️↩️↘️

Hafida
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bra 😂😂😂 sooo true.

Don Powell
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty well sums it up. The chart left off bathing. I'm sure it's fallen. LOL

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    Francis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was so f*cking sure, that this is going to be an awesome year.. well nope..

    elfin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awesome: extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear.

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    Linda HS
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, stop posting fun things! I spat my coffee, again...on my husband, again🤦‍♀️

    Kimberley Thomas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like hubby needs a poncho or raincoat with you around. Add that to the chart why don't you, lol. :)

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't remember how many decades were in May.

    Claire Armstrong
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that sums it up perfectly! It can keep going that way - I turn 40 on the 16th June lol! Which is in................ F**k knows how many days, dates and days are now totally irrelevant! It all just blends into one biiiiiiiiigggggggg long day in which we just take 'naps' and wake up to the EXACT same s**t!

    CORLEONE
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not forget the 36 days of June. LOL

    Blackheart
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longest year in the history of the world.

    Elizabeth Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most accurate... June is yet to be assessed...

    Samuel Graf
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how many years are going to be in this November?

    Beth Comer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forgot that we had February...

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    Comedy writer Ariane told us that her fave jokes this year are "definitely" the "my plans vs. 2020" meme. "It just sums up the craziness of this year so perfectly."

    She believes that people will still mention 2020 occasionally in the future. "2016 was also a bad year and people still talk about it. But it [2020] will ll slowly fade from memory and be mentioned less and less."

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    Ariane thinks that the bad news will continue in 2020. "Sadly, I expect we’ll see second waves of coronavirus deaths. I’d love to see a vaccine but I’m not sure that’s going to happen this year."

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. According to Donald Trump, it's bleach.

    Kanga9ine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After failing first colonoscopy, I was told to try the no fail version. I turned the lights down put on some music and imagined that each Piña Colono, complete with the colorful umbrella was courtesy of the handsome man at table one. Drink #22 Courtesy of the guy in clown suit. I still had about 1/3 left to go when I ran out of umbrellas. Hey! I had not visited the bathroom all night. After consuming enough liquid to fill the bladders of everyone I know, not once did I feel the need to make more I did go before my appointment, but probably only out of habit and morning routine. WTF. I wasted all my little umbrellas on the only bad bottle of what was promised to be the equivalent of Drano, Plumbers Helper and the stuff that's supposed to be tough on grease and take out hair that has been packed into a wad since the wheel was invented? I passed the exam. I never took the Hippocratic oath "First Do No Harm" as doctors do. If I had to come back a third time, I'm harming something.

    Orionpax75
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or in America's case "BLEACH" according to Mr. Magoo at the White House

    Melene Majlovic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just had one and I can confirm; that was 2020 in a drink!

    eMp Tee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that; 2020 = Glycoprep 🤔🤤😨💩💩😢💩😭💩😲💩💩💩😱

    devi L.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of pepto bismol for some reason

    Jennifer Rapp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeeaahh, that shits nasty. I feel sick just thinking about it.

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    Tara Curry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also my response to "Did you hear the stupid thing President Trump said today?"

    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday I saw a headline "Trump mocks (so-and-so) on Twitter" and I'm like, how is that different from every other day?

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    Blakkur Sverrir
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he talks about "THE" desaster... the one so big all the others are forgotten beside it... well... sh*t

    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... We're up to murder hornets and riots. Does that help?

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And covid. You forgot covid. How could you forget covid?

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    John Baker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The disaster happened in 2016. It's just been getting worse ever since.

    Anandra Danubis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Timetraveller: Ah. Then it hasn't happened yet then.

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    kasa alex
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her facial expression exactly the same as the Pope

    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the different facial expressions between the pope and Trump. To be honest, if I had to stand next to Trump that would be my facial expression too.

    Kimberley Thomas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would probably pop my eyes out and make sure pictures or video was my witness.

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    Frankenfrog
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard to judge who looks more miserable here; the Pope or Malaria

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Trump just said something stupid, and is proud of it.

    Cameron Moore
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would want to drag 4 out 5 down the well with me

    Karen Johnston
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the idiotic son-in-law has better manners than to smile in a funeral picture.

    Johnnee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it's a funeral. Women are expected to be dressed like that in the Vatican

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has the same complexion as Kushner! I never realized that!

    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was looking for samara and my eyes went to ivanka coz of her veil XD she really does fit in!

    Shelley DuVal
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look! Everyone is quite somber, guess who is smiling?

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    Some of the 2020 jokes are related to us thinking about how we and future generations will look back at this year. While other social media users are joking about how we’re still not even halfway through the year and there are probably lots of messed up things waiting for us in the near future. Like alien invasions and zombie plagues. Or something more serious but just as scary.

    Staying positive in 2020 when negative things keep hitting us over and over (and over…) again is easier said than done. However, small changes that you make to your lifestyle can have huge effects.

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    luna lovegood
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does it eevn really deserve 1 star? What about 1/2 or 0?!

    PhotoJenic12
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that the the country rose up to protest the murder of George Floyd -- and protests are happening globally -- proves we have a real chance to end Systemic racism and police brutality!! That is definitely 5 stars!

    Curry on...
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One star for still being here to post about it.

    Blackheart
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If I could give 2020 negative stars I would"

    What?
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most sites won't let you put zero or half stars :(

    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we can't return it either.

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    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Childish Gambino goes hard. His stand up is funny too. He was almost black Spider-Man, almost.

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people protesting in the streets brandishing assault weapons were, if I remember correctly, definitely not black. And the police were certainly not having any problems with them gaining entrance into a certain state capitol. But ... What was it that they wanted? Ah, now I remember. Haircuts, of course, haircuts, and no masks. You know, like the ones that protect you from potentially deadly disease, not the other kind, the gas kind. They have them for all the family members, you should just see the cute baby ones with a toy gun pattern, it sooooo cute! *puke*

    FABULOUS1
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, i dont remember riot police physically assaulting the I need a hair cut protestors. But have continued to try and prevent peaceful protest from happening by any means necessary. Sad state our country continues to be in.

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    Cameron Moore
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this not in the top 3?!? So accurate

    George-Florin Constantin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was an awesome Lando Calrissian. Best thing of the Solo movie. And Thandie Newton, of course.

    Sarah Malicoat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't look at the picture on the left without singing "Troy and Abed in the morning" to myself.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about we name 2020 “the year that must not be named”. Once it is over we never speak of it again.

    ElusiveIntrovert
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure the government will remove it from all history books to hide their inefficiency

    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's going to be its own textbook. Each month is going to have its own chapter and there there will be additional chapters on the pandemic, Trump, BLM, and at this rate...aliens. I'm just saying, 2020 ain't over yet.

    Claire
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did people stock up on when locking down enough to cause shortages. Multiple choice: A) food and bottled water B) games/entertainment C) toilet paper D) books and learning materials

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm... Could be A) food and bottled water since we need that to survive or maybe they have that stocked so maybe either games/entertainment or books. C) looks like a gotcha answer, who would buy so much toilet paper. You can't survive or entertain or learn anything from it. Man why this test so hard.

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you kidding? Kids will love it because they won't think it's real. I'm still a little hazy on that point, actually.

    Maria Rohlen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happend in 2020 stays in 2020.

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about a little reality check? How would you feel if, in addition to Covid and all the disruptions lockdown, unemployment, etc, you would also have to deal with swarms of tens of millions of locusts (https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2020/jun/08/rolling-emergency-of-locust-swarms-decimating-africa-asia-and-middle-east) and the famine that will follow, and then, just for the measure, throw in war on top of it, for those in Afghanistan, Syria, Libya, or Jemen. Or the bushfires in Australia.

    Ryleigh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll never know what it's/was like

    Joseph Kuhlman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is gonna have to be a different section of the lesson for each freaking part of 2020

    WhatsUpKittyCat? (I wuv dogs too)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am kind of glad I am going through it, because at least this part of history will be covered for me in my exams! XD

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    Like taking some time off from social media and the news, brewing yourself a steaming mug of tea, and sitting down with a good book. We all need to recharge; following the news is important but doing it nonstop will lead to burnout and, eventually, apathy.

    Getting plenty of movement, some sunshine, lots of rest, and having a good diet are also very important. The world’s always much grimmer when we’re exhausted.

    On the other hand, when we’re full of energy, we have all the tools that we need to change the world into a better place. 2020 is far from over but is it going to be like the first half of the year or can we turn this year around? That’s for each and every one of us Pandas to decide.

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    Ilir Ajdini
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we have 6 more months to go...

    Emily Barnes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just go straight to 2021 in hopes it'll be better

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    Orionpax75
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah did you forget Mr. Magoo up in the White House almost started a war with Iran

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    Kate Swartz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are currently on level 6 of Jumanji

    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    July through October you're gonna need a raft to deal with all the hurricanes.

    Blackheart
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes! Each month is a thrilling new adventure from hell.

    Mimi M
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missing the sweatpants outfit.

    ebony1k124 touch
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that is missing are the Power Rangers suits.

    Di Burns
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia's fires were in July, August, September, October, November, December and January!

    LiterallyJustKen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking back on these in 2024 is disturbing

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last normal day was Friday the 13th!

    Devyn Nagy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, and I'll always remember that because that was my birthday.

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    William Pitre
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy in the background is like, " NARUTO TIME BITCHES!"

    Evripidou Maria
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    holy c$%^ did we unknowingly release something??

    Umgreg Universe
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it all went downhill after the Cats movie came out.

    Dexter Arbinger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    𝔹𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the very last normal day was Friday March 13th. IDK why I choose to remember this tho -_-

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    Tracey Hirt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is happening in the lower right corner? Is that a guy hiding behind a fort made of cardboard boxes?

    M O'Connell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a delivery person pushing a cart of boxes.

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    Jace
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the dogdamned point of blurring the word “f**k”? We all know what it says. It’s part of the f*****g humor and the expression. Stop being so childish.

    Terd Fergison
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they know that everything happens for a reason? What is that reason? The world makes a lot more sense if it is likely random and chaotic.

    Melissa Hammond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, he's not hiding. He's either still delivering everybody's late Christmas presents, or he's delivering the shipments of the coronavirus vaccines. The USPS is......sad? Where you been!?

    Patricia LaBarbera
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry...but sometimes I feel like this.

    Kanga9ine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask the guy in the cardboard Winnebago.

    Jim Ellington
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun Fact: The FedEx logo makes an arrow.

    RitaGG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm squinting and I still don't see it? :-P

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    Koalamonster
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're getting the remnants of a tropical depression in the midwest, only the 4th time that has happened. Just... seriously what the hell.

    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Houston is tired of dealing with them. You're welcome.

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    M O'Connell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just watch The Emperors New Groove and all feel better?

    Veronica Fantozzi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today for me it's June 10th, 2021 in Virginia in the USA

    Animal lover❤
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C**p is that why it's been raining more often now?

    Potato fries
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia there has just been multiple hurricanes and hail 😣😣😣😩😩🌨️🌨️⛈️⛈️

    Heather Bolton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah my bingo card is almost full what do we win?

    Lisa Braden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in Corpus Christi Texas and here comes Hurricane Hanna! 🤣

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put us out of our misery and come together.

    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it's not going to kill us. It's just going to make us wish we were dead.

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, for one, welcome our asteroid overlords.

    Johanne Trudeau
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before you two, please give the dinosaurs a chance to wreak a bit of havoc... Then come in together...

    Myrtille rat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor aliens are not ready for what will come to them I'm sure an océan of people would throw them out the spaceship to escape the Earth...I would for sure

    Charlotte Dupre
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just go together and be done with it

    Zoila Flores Pena
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought goats or chickens would takeover. (P.S. now I remember maybe the whole farm or wolves will takeover, but I'm still with what i wrote before.)

    Orionpax75
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please come either one would be great thanks!!

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    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao the Davey six toes comment is spot on! I can almost see it sheepishly submerging back into it's lake

    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it would come now. We need ghosts to add to the hornets, protests, riots, plague, etc.

    Virgil Blue
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * Newsflash * portal to hell opens up, people fail to notice due to all the other c**p going on. Satan and his horde last seen sheepishly returning to the underworld muttering something about "Its no fun like this". While pulling closed the dread portal.

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    Peter Chee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It decides to resurfacwe at the exact moment when we cnat travel.

    Bean53
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay; not scheduled until 2021.

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but I mean... we can't visit... D:

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the "Covid free village in Italy with homes for 1£"?

    Vorknkx
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have something similar in my country. It's just the ruins of a church, and they emerge from a lake as its water level recedes seasonally.

    Megan Brady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes a Stern pointing finger to you village, back down! Lol

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should be sacked, as comic book guy would say WORST.MOVIE.EVER.

    Jeff Diamond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Killed a ton of characters, horrible things happening, want it all to end, yet the end never comes? Sounds about right.

    Andrew P Jump
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still better than the ending of GOT

    GirlFriday
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    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is beautiful and perfect.

    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough twists yet. Also, I get why Dany had to die but DAMN!

    sakora
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ending like Stephen King, with no idea...

    mindfkr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and produced by Tarantino

    C Hypercube
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's good, but I've heard that the script for the next year is written by George Orwell.

    B.D. Reed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it wasn't Martin Scorsese? Hitchcock maybe?

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 2020 mug. You don't want to see what's coming next.

    Ryleigh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch, that's got to hurt. Oh wait, that's how we describe 2020 and our world.😑😑

    Jonny Keeton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The drink was probably too hot.

    Melissa Hammond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2020: You'll put your eyes out! You'll put your eyes out! Bawahaha! No, seriously, try and enjoy your coffee. You'll put your eyes out.

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Many scholars have pieced together information from this civilization based on its records and artifacts..."

    Sun Shine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, they were right! *kid in 2070 gets A+ on 2020 quiz* kid: well that settles it. all you need to know about 2020 is that it was a nightmare!!

    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me, we should really start the cave drawing just in case.

    FloC
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will we, as human race, still be there in 2070 ?

    Johanne Trudeau
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just can't make this s**t up!!!!

    Jo PP
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically 2020 showed us that humans are giant scrotums, kids. First they bought all the toilet roll and hand sanitizer so no vulnerable people had access to it. Then they lost their s**t and started throwing weapons at police horses. Horses...

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    Tara Curry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And with the money we saved from canceling our trip, my parents have decided to get the house remodeled-while I'm still stuck at home with them.

    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you can persuade them that letting a bunch of workers into the house may not be the best idea right now?

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    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, it is hearing the fat lady sing vs you becoming the fat lady, who sing at kitchen.

    Bebe
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I visit it everyday. Every. Freaking. Day.

    Melissa Hammond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bwahahaha! My life! Bwahahaha! Sorry. Is there wine?

    the_anime_man
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah that pretty much sums up that biulding

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    Ami Temi
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One positive thing (but sadly after seeing atrocious acts of injustice towards innocent people) I learned is that we have a voice and that we can do something about the racism and injustice by supporting eachother, even with adversaries like Trump and his racist gang, we can make a change by holding on. Secondly, even with social distancing, you can become closer as a community. A third positive note is that hundreds of millions of people have been saved due to lockdown measures. I hope you're all doing well and that you're safe!

    MauKini
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are 100% right. Thank you for pointing this out!

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    B.D. Reed
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ✌️💕🌎😷😷😷😷😷

    Kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    remember when people were eating Tidepod...

    Hannah Reger
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B*TCH NO-ONE WANTS TO READ A COMMENT A LONG AS THAT IF IT ISN"T A FUNNY ONE SO SHUT THE F*CK UP

    Rodno7493527
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Ami Temi Trump isn't racist you uncultured swine.

    no_name
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    Ryleigh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the interesting thing in 2020

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We might be safe in... Portugal? Or... Lichtenstein!

    Michael Gore
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Lichtenstein can only allow 50 people in because of social distancing

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    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That minesweeper grid is wrong btw Lol, may be that's part of the challenge

    Linus Nilsson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to see that there are others like me who actually tries to solve it

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    Helena Houzarová
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a pair of number somewhere around Switzerland that is suspicious. A four is next to a one, and only two more fields for the four - these numbers can't be both correct. It's a trap. The mines are everywhere.

    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crimea should be orange, not yellow.

    Melissa Hammond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fiji, I heard Fiji. Or Samoa. But.....

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    the_anime_man
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the actor for aquaman got very fat

    AYDEN DAVIS
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I was a time traveler so I can travel back in time and tell the public about covid-19

    Norah LeVar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sad that it does it's so sad

    Riley Whitt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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    Francis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is there a name for the phenomen, that we all feel like the march was extra long and april and may just went over in like seconds?

    Beatrice Multhaupt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I entered grade school in the 60s when kids were taught that sex was a mortal sin. Attended high school in the 70 when virginity was considered a sign of frigidity. 80s: secular humanism declared a religion. 90s my three best friends died of HIV. 2000s could no longer sort out which financial crisis was THE crisis.

    Unaffected
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just counted my decades and oh s**t!

    Johanne Trudeau
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The year we pissed off Mother Nature...

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    FurryManiac
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where did you get those photos?

    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an introvert and I gotta say it's coming in handy so far this year.

    Wolfblood Fanatic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww! Da wittle turtle is so coot! (I know this is completely unrelated but I had to say it)

    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like, the extroverts have always taken the lead over us introverts. But now, with quarantine, we (introverts) are leading and taking care of them.

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    𝔹𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My SS teacher said something like, "Introverts much be very happy with this pandemic. They don't talk to anybody and no one asks why."

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    Wolfblood Fanatic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats what i'm doing rn! (jk)

    Yeah, you heard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People dressed like that in 2019? Pants that wide were late 90s early 00s, surely.

    Kim
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, 2019 feels like 20 years ago to me.

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    Veronica Fantozzi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would literally call my friends and then they would sneak in the house when no one was home during online school.

    AYDEN DAVIS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Discord: Gets left behind in Covid-19 ZOOM: HAHA zoom go zooooom

    b l a n c
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    our video calls were optional but pressing the 'X' on your computer tab is very accurate lol

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally the worst flavor possible for one of the worst years.

    Avriel Schwartz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lays is now working on the 2021 second wave flavor / cranberry sauce and milk...

    Nicholas C.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would someone need ALL that toothpaste

    Douglas Eaton-Landis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would also be one of those "25% MORE CHIPS!!!" bags, too.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't give them ideas. You know what happens when people are looking for fresh new ideas.

    Damon Gates
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, look what happened with all the Coke flavors!

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    Tracey Hirt
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2020 history is going to read like a kindergartner’s attempt at fiction. “Um, so first an entire continent was on fire. But then there was this disease, and everyone forgot about that. So then the whole world had to stay home. And school was cancelled for the year. And a bunch of people got real mad about stuff. And, um....um...BAM! Murder hornets!”

    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there was this guy on the TV who had tigers, and everyone watched him. And that was just the first half!

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    Jasmine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what's hilarious though? Schools normally try to teach about the culture of the time they're learning about. I really wanna see some history text books with memes in them.

    My O My
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We never learnt anything about culture of the time

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    b l a n c
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bold of you to assume it'll be over by then

    okpkpkp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they will need PhDs to understand every week of the year.

    John Doe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid on the top right look and be like: "Jesus Christ!"

    Emi A.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were able to give more than one point to this I definitely will. ten thumbs up.

    ISAAC HARVEY
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one History nerd: "It's very fascinating!"

    devi L.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol we don't know if they'll be studying history then or be working as intervention instead

    Linda HS
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girl's face always cracks me up...😁

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad it isn't a black sharpie. We'd all rather forget this year happened.

    ebony1k124 touch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2020 will need its own 26 volume set of Encyclopedias and should become it own History course. That is once we have recovered and decide to acknowledge it again.

    Johanne Trudeau
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have printed that chapter completely in yellow!!

    BlackLabOwner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello this was made about a year ago nothing has changed

    Zinia Sundahl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This meme is a lie.....we all know they’ll have to make a whole separate text book for 2020

    Norah LeVar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I would rather die than this

    CARRICK DEAN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it hurrrrrttttsss... Just like 2020

    Zeke Henry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope we don't have to study about this sins we lived it

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they? This is what they've spent their whole lives preparing for.

    Nathan Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite is when they get so tangled in their stupid theories, that new ones undo old ones and they don't even realize it. There are people who believe 5G is a worldwide conspiracy to weaken our immune systems and spread covid 19. The problem with that is those same people also say covid 19 is a hoax being used to control us. Umm dumbasses, they can't both be true. Pro tip: neither is true.

    Mollie Burge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    together, we make the conspiracy friend

    Mollie Burge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my whole friend group has a fraction of the conspiracy friend in them

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re the ones who bragged they could live for months in their bunkers, but after a week they were demanding that they be able to get a haircut.

    Johanne Trudeau
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they're having a field day with all of this!!!

    Gabby N.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Davey from Summer of '84 is probably having a BLAST right now. If you haven't seen that movie I HIGHLY suggest it :)

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    ElusiveIntrovert
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May be, may be if we survive 2020, we will be immortalized :p

    Maddy Wright
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you spelled maybe wrong it's spelled...well just like that

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    Ryleigh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the only thing we can do! Roll over and die on our backs.

    Keira Lynn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god its over- now we gotta think about this year though-

    Artlover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 11. I am going to die at 11

    okpkpkp
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got nothing else going on, so why not? But wait til November 4. In other words, VOTE first!

    queen bee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im just waiting for the zombie apocalypse

    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm playing groundhog at this point. I emerge every month or so to see if it's safe, then run back in when I see my shadow.

    NWB
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im ready for Christmas and New Year...get this shite over with!

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far, that would be 4 or 5...

    the_anime_man
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    butt... its probably in my opinion it was about new years that it got horrible

    Sun Shine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in march- "worst month of 2020. bam." in april- "worst month of 2020. bam." in may- "worst month of 2020. bam." in JUNE- ULTIMATE POWER!!

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah - radioactive tornadoes, a supervolcano going off, rabid velociraptors, Klingon invasion--

    PhotoJenic12
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shall we lay bets on what's next??!?

    Bacony
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope aliens arrive soon and they're chill.

    Dr Teddy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, I don't think it will stop in 2020

    mindfkr
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m tellin you guys... the earth is ready to shake, rattle, roll... and erupt.

    Tessa Thompson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People just need to STFU and stop tempting the fates to make things worse.

    the second one
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read his face like “oop sh*t”

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in my state, we're doing both!

    Josh Tall
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's all i could think of when Minneapolis sent emergency alerts for the Curfew to our phones!!!

    Ryleigh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then it'll go to the Zombie Apocalypse

    Johanne Trudeau
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would have rather had zombies than the coronavirus, at least we would have all had a fighting chance and could have actually taken out our frustrations on actual zombies!!!!

    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like if Idiocracy was a horror movie.

    Honey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be better with a picture of Abed Nadir.

    Sarcasm101
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are in the zombie apocalypse... all the people who support trump, don’t wear masks, and ignore covid are all brain dead zombies

    Gabby N.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my town up in Maine when there are severe thunderstorms on the way, they ring the firehouse bells. I was never told about it and thought the purge was starting, it's the creepiest thing I've ever heard. If I heard that at 3 am I'd lose my mind and hide under the bed thinking there was a tornado, tsunami, zombie apocalypse, purge, or hurricane coming

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    Pillowhead
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that in his voice :^D

    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Futurerama, will we even make it to year 3000.

    Zeke Henry
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    12 am DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

    Joseph Kuhlman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Yeah, but what’s in your pants?” “Doom.”

    Johanne Trudeau
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they have done their job well!!! Although this virus has been deadly, the media has amped it up so much that it's affecting everyone from paranoia, depression, etc...

    LoL.alpaca
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes make us feel like the worlds going to end while trump is in charge and with biden obama and the clintons make us feel safe even though they were destroying the country behind our backs great job media 👍

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    Missy Barton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go ahead, play Doom, I don't even care anymore

    Iris
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he play Spyro or Animal Crossing next time 😂

    M O'Connell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should play DN3D. I feel like the freeze ray might actually help right now.

    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago

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    CARRICK DEAN
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly I don't think he is that bad its all better with video games!!

    Bacony
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make him play Spore or something with aliens. We need to find the aliens soon or the year's a waste.

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    キミ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately the dog she was strangling while calling the cops, that was a rescue and that had been taken from her following this event has been given back to her...

    Claire
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BOTH the man and the dog were horribly mistreated by her. She deserves to be punished for calling the cops on him (which could have resulted in his death) AND for abusing her dog. I can't believe that the shelter gave the dog back to her - that's horrible!

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    Lesley Langlois
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, this is THAT b***h...May she rot in hell!!

    Louise Stange-Wahl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are not enough cuss words in any vocabulary to describe this b**** (no insult to my canine friends and relatives.)!

    Liam Walsh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As b***h is an everyday word when used to describe a dog I don't think you should worry about typing it out fully. It's quite mild as swear words go.

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    Anna Neemus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Azkhaleesi no. Your SIL is blind or in denial. Every black person may not be "abused" but life is not "what you make it" for everyone.

    Alexandra Pharmakidis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: the harassed birdwatcher wrote some of the first queer characters for Marvel Comics and is on the board of the NYC chapter of the Audubon Society. His name is Christian Cooper.

    okpkpkp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is STILL waiting on the unemployment checks, hahaha.

    Valerie Page
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only person who has no idea what this is about despite reading all the comments? I think I get the gist but presume it happened in America where everyone knows about it

    Har
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panda to nobody you have a lot to learn about life. Why did his race matter? How about saying there is a man here and I'm scared, if that was the case. She's so obviously racist. Its why she got fired and on top of that she was also hurting and strangling her own dog. Terrible. Not a good look. Bye Felicia.

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    Ryleigh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't talk about that ever son.

    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First rule of 2020, we don't talk about 2020.

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    Blackheart
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sits in corner, holds toilet paper, and cries.

    Ilir Ajdini
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One thing is for sure: It's not gonna be forgot

    Zoila Flores Pena
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    5 years ago

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    Just look at that face reflecting past memoirs before dying.

    CARRICK DEAN
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    son thats a swear!!!!!! f***s not to bad

    Brooklyn Ruby
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we will never tell this story. if we did...that would be the longest bedtime story EVER

    Zeke Henry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we don't talk about the year that must not be named

    ⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in general we shouldn't joke about ptsd however...

    ISAAC HARVEY
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Treat it like the birds and the bees... only talk about it in private or an appropriate environment.

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    Gail Nicholson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please let that be a typo, please let that be a typo, PLEASE LET THAT BE A TYPO..!!!!!!

    Norah LeVar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no wave two mom stock up with toilet paper! :) :)

    Zeke Henry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope nope nope ima live in a bomb shelter

    Kitty Twinkle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, 200,000 deaths because of that orange man.

    Potato fries
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people actually think that's what it's called because of the fact that it mostly happened in 2020

    Sun Shine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait- the infinity war- first months of 2020. now the endgame?!? AHHHHHHHHH

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    LivLlama
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Go back to sleep."

    Peter Chee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep for another 6 months please. YOu dont want to know

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    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody have a hammer. She's gonna want to go back to sleep.

    Laura Gastelum
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign me up. Wake me when it's over

    Johanne Trudeau
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't want to know. Let me put you back into an induced coma and we'll wake you up in 6 months from now!!!

    Gail Nicholson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ma'am, it's not usual medical policy, but if you'd like to sign here we can put you back under until circumstances are more under control..."

    Rosario Cruz Fuentes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh its been great covid 19 is awesome (inside be dead)

    clara kat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a miracle that I am alive today. I encounter HERPES SIMPLEX VIRUS (HSV1/2) for good four (4) years, before I meet the great Dr.Edidia I am Clara Kat from California, united state of America and I was affected with herpes virus. Herpes is a viral infection cause by the Herpes simplex virus, marked by painful, watery blister in the skin or mucous membrane or on the genitals. This was what I suffered for good four years. I have visited CVS Pharmacy in Fresno for treatmen/./../t but no improvement. I meet Dr. Edidia online while I was searching for herpes cure I read a testimony about his work. I give a try that now becomes a testimony in my life am now fully cured. kindly contacted  it really works. His herbal medicine is very active  and effective, and other  can of cure for HERPES, DIABETES, CANCER, HEPATITIS, HPV,HIV,COPD,KIDNEY FAILURE,PCOS and other diseases..... You can  contact doctor edidia on email: dredidiaherbalhome@gmail.com and  you can call/whatsapp him with +23490745052

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    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So chemical X must be chronic depression.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or whatever is going to hit us in the second half of 2020. This is already an annus mirabilis - more like A**S mirabilis!

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    ChickyChicky
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean we'll all have super powers when this is over?

    a soto
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of that one episode of Tom and Jerry

    Lorem Ipsum
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... And thus, the worst year ever was born!!

    Orionpax75
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meant to say so Trump is Mojo jojo spelled it wrong lmaooo

    Orionpax75
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So trump is mojojo I assume? ;)

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, does that mean the PowerPuff Girls are about to save us from the Evil Dodo Trumpo that was born from the same accident?

    Bacony
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And 1984's Factory Crappage.

    katboxjanitor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    202 IS THE TRIFECTA of disasters in the FIRST stinkin' quarter of the damn year!

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After murder hornets, we get wheat sharks.

    Ice cube
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ruuun! Great wheat sharks!

    BeazleBug
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Great Wheat Sharks"- Carcharodon triticapanum: Known for viciously mauling anyone just now trying to make bread at home for the first time and wasting food in the process...

    Allen Dela Cruz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell me 2020 is going to continue with sharknados...

    Linda HS
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ta-da ta-da wheat sharks...Bwahaha! Best,

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    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep seeing references to WW3. Was I asleep? How did I miss that?

    Skylar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also it was like Civil War II because of the protests and stuff.

    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, can I at least get some domestic tranquility with the riots?

    M O'Connell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but hopefully at least something is left over for posterity.

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    Nicola Roberts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evaluated life choices so far .... "yep where do I sign?"

    Andrew P Jump
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mandalorians don't have respirators... they have weapons and body armor... just like the police.

    I'm ~*tired*~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BOBA IS NOT THAT BAD!!! HAVE YOU EVEN WATCHED MANDOLORIAN?????!!!

    rat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, a mandalorian has baby yoda with him, ill come if i get to see baby yoda.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even villains get it right now and then.

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quiet! It can hear you. Don't give it any ideas.

    Ilir Ajdini
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just do it and shut the f..k up! Nothing gonna surprise us

    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, earthquakes have been increasing in NV along the fault lines around Yellowstone. So, yeah.

    Vicky Zar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be the dot on the i, wouldn't it?

    Animal lover❤
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't freak me out. I live somewhat nearby

    Alix BLAIR
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also, the sun is apparently "unusually quiet"

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    Marcellus II
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have questions about the shoes, rest seems normal. What kind shoes are these LEGO/Dutch clogs crossovers?

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least his socks match. He's more together than me.

    Laura Gastelum
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought normal was weird

    Mollie Burge
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2020: The Movie- Normal Is Weird; Weird Is Normal

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    Sumara
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lego shoes. Good choice.

    Noah Gibson-fowlkes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to understand what I'm looking at, but the more I look the more questions I have

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    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if this is just the first year of an incredibly s****y decade. Trump gets reelected and pardons Tiger King and Benie Madoff.

    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And gives the Medal of Freedom to Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently I saw a yard sign that read "What a year this week has been." Indeed!

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    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if it's South Park there should be some moral with a decent positive ending.

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    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're all going to get trapped into a Groundhog Day situation until 2020 figures itself out.

    Jace
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This didn’t get enough up-votes

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    Dylan Vite
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the Raining spiders in Brazil? Actually, now to think about it, I remember watching a film theory episode implying that a sharknado is possible in LA… luckily, I live 5290 miles away in Wales… which had raining fish in 2004…

    Anouk Raemen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that happens I will need a jetpack,

    Jace
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop f*****g blurring the f*****g swearing!!!

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    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After you get through all the foam, you find out its non-alcoholic beer.

    Sandra Luz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I love foam, but not that much. 😉

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    Emily Barnes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would make me so happy lol

    Pillowhead
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't had one of those, but it feels like a necessary move now

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    KimTx
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except the spice is dill.

    Mikki Bauer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walmart still has pumpkin spice creamer in stock from last year.

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    Miklós Nagy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know the corona virus doesn't disappear just because you start rioting. In fact...

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    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giant hornets, fire, virus....seriously finish this flipping jumanji game whoever's playing

    Tylernol
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse in that episode, the wasp turned out to be a human shapeshifter

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    Sabse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but hopefully the second one will produce something good.

    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Other than empathy. I don't know how much the aid dollars helped.

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    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a headline yesterday where South Africa is protesting us.

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    Ilir Ajdini
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, you know, this meme is made even before protests in the US

    jenny rebecca mclaughlin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Protests are a response to police brutality and hundreds of years of systemic racism. Reframing your statement “This meme was made before yet again another senseless murder by police that inspired the protests for justice” would be better said.

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    M O'Connell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, "Killer Bees" have been here for a couple of decades already. It's the Murder Hornets that are new...

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point, does anything bother us?

    Laugh or not
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point, anything is expected. UFOs are far from the most terrifying thing that could happen next.

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    Skylar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are people dying, is being bored and tired of the news that bad? At least you're alive.

    BeazleBug
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes no sense as the footage was released in 2019.

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    Valquerys
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s so amusing? Just the police doing what they’re supposed to be doing, taking out the trash and not suffocating an innocent person.

    CParks
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good thing in 2020. I don't know much about this guy, but what I do know is he's a loser man-child.

    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I know is that there are two brothers, one of whom shot a video in the Japanese suicide forest and the other made life Hell for his neighbors. I'm not sure which is which.

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    kasa alex
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That top pic is disgusting

    MauKini
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are absolutely right. As if the original wasnt disgusting enough.

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    Thunder
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a man at a camping being mad at his dog (he often was) and he grabbed the dog by the neck, throwed it on the ground and did some sort of George Floyd-like something. He stopped after three seconds or something but still

    Linda HS
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF people?? At first were the Tide pods...than the orange guy said to drink clorox...but this??? Do you get that George was MURDERED??? On live TV? WTF is wrong with you?

    peter howard
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    Why is everyone making such a big deal about this, if the dude was white no one would give a hoot, only people of none white ethnicity are creating a race issue with this.

    Koalamonster
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because if he was white this wouldn't have happened. That's literally the issue.

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    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's precious how some people think we're going to make it to 2021.

    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if 2020 is just the start of the worst decade ever.

    Henry Saravia-Melara
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but what if 2021 is the same as 2020? and 2023 and 2024?IT WILL BE OUR DOOM

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One way 2021 could be an improvement on 2020 is for the U.S. to get a new President.

    Anouk Raemen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't this combined with a fightclub image???

    Jace
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no! Never forget and keep talking!

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    Sabse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jamie Clifton. F***ing psychic!

    80 Van
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's the actual article in which the scientist interviewed stated that violence in the US, including riots and lynchings, peaks at 50 year cycles, which was predicted to be 2020: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8gvbg5/2012-is-b******t-2020-is-when-well-really-be-in-trouble-fob-0003000-v19n10

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Started the year without phones being allowed in school... only in Australia

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    M O'Connell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn the page, at least the farm report isn't usually depressing.

    Jace
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the f*****g point in even posting these if you’re going to blur the f*****g swear words. It’s literally 50% of the words on the second panel.

    ebony1k124 touch
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much sums up 2020 thus far.

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    Coco
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    December 2020: https://i.insider.com/5ca210cfc6cc50160173dab6?width=1100&format=jpeg&auto=webp

    JOHANNA MUELLER
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the third pic actually the same guy?

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point, I think some people wish it had been.

    Thunder
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, I just don’t give a f**k anymore.

    Jace
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sentence doesn’t work.

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    luna lovegood
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALL!... *mutters to self*: wow. this year has been iNsAnE.

    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me know when the Romantic Comedy starts

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    James Naron
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Survival horror… oh, wait, that’s if it was a video game.

    Fred and George Weasley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'd say horror with a tad more drama and a huge bit of horror

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have read in more than one place that the second wave of the Spanish Flu was deadlier than the first.

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    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, customer support is shut down due to COVID 19 social distancing. Please try again in 2021.

    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was an annual prepaid subscription. No refunds, you will not recivie any additional issues after your subscription is up. However, 6 months before the subscription ends you will start to receive a constant bombardment of ads to renew.

    Lynn Morello
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are no longer giving acceptances of cancellations.

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    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great Plague of Marseille and Russian Plague, 1720.

    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad I wasn't the only one that saw this. Each was also around the same time of a large war. War of 1812 and WWI. Just waiting now.

    PattonPawter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The good news is by 2120 most of us will be dead

    Jace
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blurring the wear words defeats the f*****g point of posting things like this.

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    5 years ago

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    My wife's a teacher, and you should see what she does when the camera is off.

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geologists debate whether or not the Yellowstone Supervolcano is really fixing to erupt. Earthquake storms are not all that rare.

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    crazyswede
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's when we know that we are screwed

    Dylan Vite
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its the 2020 remake of the PIXELS movie.

    M O'Connell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you mean 11:59PM, or 23:59?

    Monika Rhodes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No- 1 minute past- you think it's over but then- tutorial..

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Textbooks in 2040. Really?

    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, we'll be writing on slate tablets with sharpened charcoal sticks.

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    Alix BLAIR
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how is this about all the c**p in 2020

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    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait is this Anime terminator? That's a thing?

    M O'Connell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anime-girl-hiding-from-a-terminator

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough talk about Yellowstone! Every time you ask how things could get worse, they do.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some you tuber dude who was super annoying got arrested for looting, so there is some right in this upside shaken world

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop, stop! I can't take it anymore! Anything but Nickelback!

    What?
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/animals/2020/05/gigantic-locust-swarms-hit-east-africa

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A record-breaking hurricane season? The Big One?

    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse, Nickelback and Staind do a reunion album/tour.

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    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If 2020 was a fortune cookie, it'd be the Chinese-restaurant scene in "It."

    Jace
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop f*****g blurring the f*****g swear words. It’s the f*****g POINT of these things.

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    Xavier Elsner
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*** YOU CARTMAN, DID YOU PLAN ALL OF 2020!!!

    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nazi's are up, food delivery and gaming becomes most popular pass times, school is canceled, people looting for free stuff. Yeah, it just might have been.

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine how we will look back on this insane-in-all-the-wrong-ways year?

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    Lynn Morello
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had thought that I am glad I gave up smoking, otherwise I would be a Chain Smoker by now.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A big jug of wine IMHO would have been better.

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    Alix BLAIR
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they be reading it like what the f**k!?!?!?!

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    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a haircut appointment on Saturday - can't wait!

    Alexis D.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um, isn't opening an umbrella indoors *bad luck*?? seriously, we don't need that right now!

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I might start taking these things more seriously from now on...

    Your Mother
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe they posted something, then changed the title

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, sorting through old articles allows for a lot of cherry-picking, making it look like they were prescient. Just ignore the ones about Elvis coming back, aliens visiting the White House, etc.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is for real and not shopped, it is quite unnerving.

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    Jeff Diamond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dislike cooler Daniel. He's a jerk.

    Alix BLAIR
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that should be a movie, 2012 2: 2020

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened in my sophomore yearbook. A guy had two different pictures of himself in the class grid, one with his name spelled right and the other incorrectly.

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    Tina Scogin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I heard about radioactive forest fires, I didn't even worry. Just, yeah, sounds about right. 2020 has screwed up my priorities.

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    Carrot dude
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duhn Duhn Duhn! Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang, and although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.

    Thunder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER SAY IT CAN’T GET ANY WORSE BECAUSE THEN IT ALWAYS GETS WORSE

    Rodno7493527
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 2021 could save everyone. But, when the world needed them the most, she vanished.

    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before seeing the caption I thought this was Mad Max Fury Road. Sounds about right.

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    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No joke, my neighborhood has three community pools in it. All three are now open and I see people there everyday. I don't wish death on any, but maybe sterilization.

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard the virus can't survive a properly chlorinated pool. But of course you still have to not sneeze on people.

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    Lynn Morello
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was looking at these and thinking about the Shark Attack fatalities lately.

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    Rodno7493527
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Jace Well c**p you ya' heck. You gon' go to heck fo' dat boi!!!

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    Life sucks
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, its punishment for the Cats movie

    Mollie Burge
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the floss is just a flippin dance, what's so wrong?

    Mollie Burge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it got cringey just cuz it was a fad for, like, half a month

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why don't we just play feel-good soul music then...

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope because that can easily be fixed by plugging it in, nothings gonna fix 2020.

    Dylan Vite
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're stand up to plug it in, then the plug impales your foot. THATS 2020.

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    Carrot dude
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also the wall doesn't exist anymore

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    Xavier Elsner
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if all of 2020 was a D&D campaign

    Xavier Wescott
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the whoever is playing has HORRIBLE luck with dice, and the dungeon master hates everyone at the table

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    Orillion
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the game Dungeons & Dragons most things are decided by dice rolls, usually with a 20 sided die. Rolling a 20 tends to be a cause for celebration, while a roll of 1 usually means sh*t just hit the fan.

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    Fred and George Weasley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if 2020 was karma to all the shitty people that ever existed

    JOHANNA MUELLER
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never played but I feel bad for the d&d ers who have to do zooms now

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